A/N: Would kill for some cookies right now.

"I wanna fly I wanna drive I wanna go
I wanna be a part of something I don't know
And if you try to hold me back I might explode
Baby, by now you should know"

Can't Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus

Pairing - Lady Noire X Adrien

Prompt - 'Fanboy'

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"Adrien! Attention!"

The blond boy hardly had the chance to even process the words yelled at him because, in an instant, he found himself tackled by a tiny blur of black right before the area he was standing on was completely demolished by the latest Akuma's power. By the time Adrien and the blur rolled to a standstill on the ground nearby, hidden away from the monster's sight, he finally recognised the heroine that cradled him in her arms and straddled his hips with hers.

"Lady N- bug...?" He held his tongue in time so that he didn't out himself. The names they had for each other when they swapped their miraculous weren't common knowledge after all. The current black cat wielder eyed him for a little while, her feline greens scanning his face and body for any injuries or discomfort (and her adorable, adorable kitten ears perched on top of her head remained poised and alert).

When she was satisfied with what she saw, she got up from his frame (much to his dismay) and helped him up to his feet effortlessly, all with a fanged smile that held more of a hungry, mischievous edge compared to the confident grin she always wore as Ladybug.

"Yes and no. Right now, I'm Lady Noire." She winked and it was like a cupid arrow shot his heart. She was way too cute; all he wanted to do was squeal like a fangirl and hold her in his arms whilst jumping up and down.

"O-Oh. I see. How come you're wearing the ring? Is Chat Noir okay?" He played up his clueless civilian act, hoping that she didn't pick up the way his heart elevated in speed and the way his complexion started to take on a kissed rosier hue.

"Chat Noir? He's completely fine, don't worry about him," With how she placed a clawed, slim hand on his shoulder, he almost guaranteed that no, her partner was not fine at all. Not with the way she continued to watch him with those curious and slightly playful-looking eyes and the way she tapped her tiny claws on his firm bicep. He really, really wasn't fine.

"That's good to hear! Hahaha!" Adrien cursed himself for the way his voice rose in pitch and when her smile turned devilish, he lost all his speaking skills and remained as stiff as a board.

"Are you okay? Your heart is beating a little fast, Adrien," Her fangs glinted dangerously (wonderfully) and she placed her other hand on his chest, long braid wrapping itself around his ankle loosely. He wasn't able to handle it any longer and before any of them knew it...

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He fainted.

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A/N: And then Tikki popped out of his pocket to scold her only to realise she's just given out his secret identity and then Lady Noire fainted after that lol what idiots.

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