The Rider's Dragons snap at each other while on Dragon Island. Toothless chastises then and then looks out across the sea toward Berk.)
Before Toothless even became Alpha or King of Dragons he still made the dragon riders dragon listen to him." Gary said
Hiccup (v.o.): There's an old Viking saying: "When your friends are roasting on the spit, you're the one who's feels the fire." Mildew has made the entire village believe that dragons are too wild, that we all can't live together in peace. He's wrong, and I'm going to prove it.
(The Dragon Riders scour a beach on Berk looking for some implements Mildew used to frame the Dragons.)
Snotlout: Arrrrrrgggh! We've been here for hours and we haven't found anything!
Hiccup: We've been here for ten minutes! And you've done nothing than build that! (points at a sand castle)
Snotlout: That is Snotlout Manor. And all I need now is a queen. (turns to Astrid)
Astrid: Ugh.
Tuffnut: Aaaarrrrrrrgggh! (Stomps all over Snotlout's sand, driftwood, and stone castle)
Snotlout: What-What are you doing?!
Tuffnut: Storming the castle.
Hiccup: Come on, guys! I'm telling you, Mildew framed our dragons! I saw dragon feet in Mildew's House and I watched him throw them into the ocean.
"Which is at the bottom of the ocean." Astrid said
Fishlegs: I don't mean to be Norbert the Negative, but the ocean is really, really vast. And our chances at finding those dragon feet are as good as Snotlout and Astrid--
"Fishlegs is right trying to find the dragon feet and claw would be very hard in the very vast ocean." Mala said
Astrid: Don't go there.
Fishlegs: Going nowhere.
Astrid: Look, Fishlegs is right. Even if Mildew did throw them in the ocean, they're not just gonna wash up on shore here.
Snotlout: I found it!
Hiccup: GREAT! Ehm... You were saying?
Snotlout: Picks up a tiny wooden bludgeon) I haven't seen this since I was a baby. (hits himself on the helmet a couple times) You never forget your first bludgeon.
Hiccup: Just keep looking...
(Scene shifts to the Blacksmith Shop where Stoick is hovering around Gobber. Gobber is trying to repair damaged weapons.)
Gobber: One down, 345 to go.
Stoick: Can't you do that any faster? Until you restock our weapons, we're completely defenseless.
Gobber: Maybe you should have thought about that before sending the dragons away.
Stoick: You know I had no choice. They destroyed the Armory.
Gobber: This would be a bad time to get attacked.
"Damn Gobber how did know you what we were thinking about, I had a plan to invade Berk since my spy told me what happened." Alvin said
Stoick: I know, Gobber.
Gobber: Not that there's ever a good time, but this would be particularly bad.
Stoick: I know, Gobber.
Gobber: Especially by Alvin. The Treacherous. Our oldest and most-feared enemy. Who'd kill us all to take Berk for his own.
Stoick: (irritated at what Gobber is saying) I got it, Gobber! Alvin the Treacherous...
"I see Stoick was still mad at me for that incident." Alivn said
(Scene changes again to Outcast Island, where Alvin and the Outcasts are fighting off resident dragons.)
"Damn, you look scary Alvin." Fishlegs said as he shivered in fright
"That's because Outcast Island is a tough place to live on so you had to toughen up or the Island will kill you." Alvin said
Outcast #1: Alvin, they're coming back!
Alvin: Out of me way! (Shoves aside a soldier to man a catapult himself) You can't find good marauders anywhere these days. (launches a boulder into the sky and knocks down a Monstrous Nightmare )
"Well they are Outcasts not the brightest bunch." Gary said
Savage: Alvin, there are too many of them! We need to get inside!
"I hate that guy he staged a coup and took over all of Berserker Island." Dagur said
(Alvin and his men retreat into their cave-like home just as several dragons blast fire where they were just standing.)
Alvin: Oh, I've had it with these dragons! Is the ship ready? (walks up to a round meeting table with other soldiers and looks at a map)
Savage: We still have a little more work to do.
Alvin: That's not my problem, is it? We sail for Berk immediately. We'll land here, under the cover of night.
"Of course, do it at night where we would be all asleep." Gobber said
Savage: Why aren't we taking the whole army?
Alvin: We're not there to fight Stoick. We're there for one man: The Dragon Conqueror.
Savage: Oh, and you'll have him. We hear he's ten feet tall with the strength of a dozen men.
"Really is that what the rumors of me were like, I wasn't ten feet nor did I have the strength of a dozen men." Hiccup said
"I might have to disagree with you there Hiccup, what about Snotlout's jaw and his missing 3 teeth." Tuffnut said with a smile
Alvin: Well, he shouldn't be too hard to find then, should he?
(Scene immediately cuts back to Hiccup on Berk in his house talking to Stoick)
Hiccup: (Tries to convince Stoick Mildew set the dragons up) I'm telling you! I saw a pair of Zippleback feet in Mildew's house. He must have used them to make the footprints of the dragon who supposedly stole the boots.
Stoick: Well, then let's go have a look at them.
Hiccup: Yeah. Uh, there's gonna be a problem with that. I also saw him throw them into the ocean...
Stoick: I know you're upset about the dragons, son, but you're gonna need evidence to accuse a man of high treason.
(Later in the evening, Astrid and Hiccup walk along a cliff)
Hiccup: Astrid, we'll prove Mildew did it. We have to if we ever want to see our dragons again.
Astrid: I just hope they're okay. (Sees a ship floating next to a sea stack ) Why would one of our ships be anchoring there?
Hiccup: (Looks through his Spyglass ) It's not one of our ships. I gotta tell Dad. Come on! (Runs off to find his father)
"I see the young ones on Berk knew who I was." Alvin said
(At night, Alvin and his crew row to Berk's shore)
Alvin: Ah, it's good to be back on the shores of Berk.
Savage: Good for you. Not so good for them.
"I still hate that guy." Dagur said
Alvin: Let's find this Dragon Conqueror!
(At the Great Hall, Stoick addresses the village)'
Stoick: This is no time to panic! That's what the Outcasts are counting on!
"Oh, Stoick I love it when Berkians panic, it gives the me and the Outcasts fuel to cause ore mayhem." Alvin said
"Why did Stoick make peace with you again?" Gobber asked
"We still had our disagreements but we solved the other problems that need to be solved fully." Alvin said
Sven: Stoick!
Stoick: Sven, did you get a count?
Sven: I saw thirty men at least, all armed to the teeth.
"For little old me, oh Alvin I was flatted you would bring a small army to try and capture me." Hiccup sarcastically said
"Stocks little runt you are." Alvin said under his breath
Gobber: Without my weapons, we'll never be able to fight them head on.
Mildew: No weapons! And Outcasts on our shores! All thanks to your boy and his dragons!
Stoick: I don't have time for this right now, Mildew. Mulch! You and Bucket gather the elders and the children. Get them to Thor's Beach. They'll be save in the caves there.
Astrid: We can help fight! We've been trained as warriors.
Snotlout: She may have been trained, but I was born a warrior.
"Snotlout, it's not the time for you to puff your ego up when the Outcasts have invaded Berk and are after Hiccup." Mala said
Stoick: Take this. (Hands Astrid a small hatchet) It was Alvin's. But go with the others. You can help protect them.
"Why did Stoick keep Alvin's small hatchet?" Throk asked
"I was wondering the same thing when blondie over here threw at me." Alvin said as he pointed at Astrid
"Stoick kept it because he may have hated you Alvin but you were still his best friend/ battle brothers." Gobber said
Hiccup: Let me go get the dragons. At least if we have them, Dad, we can defend ourselves.
Stoick: Go. But be careful. You don't know what Alvin is capable of. The rest of you: We'll head to the woods. Nobody knows that forest like we do.
Gobber: And when Alvin comes to looking for us there, he'll walk right into our trap!
(Scene changes to Fishlegs lamenting on a cliff over the sea, unaware of the situation)
"Here's Fishlegs not even knowing the Outcasts have invaded Berk." Heather said
"That's why I did what I did." Fishlegs said
"Did what?" Atali asked
Fishlegs: Oh, Meatlug, I miss you. The moon is full, my heart is empty. What rhymes with empty?
Alvin: Don't waste your time. Nothing rhymes with "empty". (Grabs Fishlegs) Who's the Dragon Conqueror?
Fishlegs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Alvin throws him into the sea at the horrible noise)
"Damn who knew you can blow out ear drums with that scream Fishlegs." Mala said as she covered her ears at the loud noise
"It was much worse up close." Alvin said
(Hiccup is making his way to the docks but sees Outcasts so hides under a cart. Fishlegs is also hiding there)
Hiccup: Ah! Fishlegs!
Fishlegs: Alvin's looking for you. He's looking for the Dragon Conqueror.
(Alvin and his soldiers see the damage to the Armory )
Alvin: Looks like Stoick isn't as armed as we'd anticipated.
Savage: From the looks of the armory, he's not armed at all.
"Is Savage this stupid or something, why does he keep repeating what Alvin said?" Gary asked
(They move to the Haddock House and burst in)
Alvin: Hmm... Should I knock? I mean, what's the etiquette in these situations? I think that seems about right. Stoick! Show your face! The old coward's turned and run.
Outcast #2: I spotted fresh tracks leading into the forest. And I heard reports of a big guy with a bucket on his head heading down to the beach.
Alvin: Ehh, we'll split up. You four, go into the woods.
Outcast #1: Where are we going?
Alvin: We'll go to the beach! How many hostages do you think a Dragon Conqueror is worth?
"Just the one I found out, threaten the blonde-haired girl and Hiccup will surrender straight away." Alvin said
"Which blonde hair girl?" An Outcast asked
"There's another blonde haired girl who?" Alvin asked as the Outcast just shrugged his shoulders
Outcasts: Seven! No! Eight!
(Hiccup and Fishlegs overhear the conversation)
Fishlegs: What do we do now?
Hiccup: Go to the woods and warn my father. I need to get ahead of Alvin and warn Mulch and the others.
"Yeah I did warn your father after they made me piss my pants by scaring me to death." Fishlegs said
"In our defense, we thought you were an outcast." Gobber said
(Scene changes to the forest)
Gobber: When they come looking for us in the forest, they'll have to come through here.
Stoick: Alright. What do we have?
Gobber: Two frying pans, a rolling pin, and a kitchen knife.
Stoick: And what are we going to do when we find Alvin? Bake him a cake?!
"That would have been lovely, a cake of surrender." Alvin said
Gobber: Eh, pie would be nice, too. Who doesn't like pie? (Throws the kitchen knife at a tree and splits it in two) That could be useful!
(Scene moves to the villagers making their way along a narrow path on a cliff to Thor's Beach)
Mulch: Hurry now! The cave is just up ahead. Where's Bucket?
Little Girl: He went back to get my Lamby.
Mulch: Oh, for the love of...
(Switches quickly to Mulch backtracking along the path looking for Bucket)
Mulch: Why am I always looking for Bucket? Hey, yeah, why can't he-- Bucket? It's like trying to keep track of a half-wit pig. Ugh, Bucket! You had one job: Bring up the rear.
Bucket: But the little girl! You should've seen the look on her face, big blue eyes with the tears welling up.
Mulch: Ugh, oh... your bucket's hard, but your heart is soft. Come on, come on. Uh-oh...
(Alvin appears and grabs them)
Alvin: You made it easy for us, Bucket. It's hard to miss a half-wit and his lamb.
"Did Alvin just call you two idoits?" Mala asked
"Yes he did and I took offensive to that comment." Mulch said
Outcast #2: Keep moving!
(Hiccup hides behind a tree)
(Shifts to elsewhere in the woods with Outcasts chasing Gobber)
Outcast #3: There he is! Get him!
Gobber: Oh, you lousy Outcasts! You'll never take me alive!
Outcast #4: Come on, get him!
Gobber: (Runs up to a cliff and appears to be surrounded) Ugh. Looks like you got me, boys.
Outcasts: Come on, get him!
{Stoick and two other Hooligans jump out of hiding and take down the Outcasts)
"Even without weapons the Berkians are still giving up a fight perfectly." Throk said
Gobber: Or maybe it's we who've got you.
(There is a rattling in the bushes)
Stoick: (whispering) That way. Over there.
(Stoick runs after and knocks down the person in the bushes)
Fishlegs: Stoick! No!
Stoick: For the love of Thor, Fishlegs, I could have killed you!
Fishlegs: Thank you... For not killing me.
Stoick: What are you doing here?
Fishlegs: Alvin the Treacherous grabbed me. He looked really treacherous.
"Well that is my name." Alvin said
Stoick: I know they're here, Fishlegs.
Fishlegs: Yeah. They're here for Hiccup.
Stoick: Hiccup?
(Scene changes to Thor's Beach where Alvin and his soldiers are holding the villagers hostage)
Alvin: For those of you who haven't figured it out... I am the one and only Alvin the Treacherous. And let me be clear, that name was earned.
Tuffnut: (from within the crowd) "Alvin"? Pft... How did he earn that?
Alvin: Your leader has abandoned ya. But Stoick doesn't concern me. I'm not here for him. I want the Dragon Conqueror.
Mildew: (whispers to Astrid) Say goodbye to Hiccup. Alvin!
"That no good cabbage-eating, sheep fucking old bastard was going to sell Hiccup to Alvin." Mindin said
"That's why I had to do what I did." Astrid said
(Astrid elbows Mildew in the face and knocks him out)
Astrid: My grandfather's frail. He needs his nap.
"I needed to have three baths after that, man did he stink worse than Gobber and Snotlout combined." Astrid said
Alvin: Well, like I said...tell me who the Dragon Conqueror is and you can all go free.
Snotlout: Conqueror? Come on! I'll show Alvin who's a conqueror. (grabs his baby mace and runs up behind Alvin to hit him. Alvin turns around and Snotlout loses his nerve) For you, sir.
"Well done Snotpuke, you totally conquered Alvin by surrendering to him quite fast." Dagur sarcastically said as he clapped
Alvin: Well, you'd better check your trousers, son. I think you've soiled yourself.
(Astrid tried to take out Alvin and throws the hatchet at him. Alvin catches it mid-air)
Alvin: Will you look at that! My old hatchet. I was wondering when I'd get that back.
(Savage grabs Astrid and tosses her at Alvin)
Alvin: Trying to kill Alvin the Treacherous? Ooh hoo! You're not as smart as you look. Tell me, who's your Dragon Conqueror, eh?
"I don't think Astrid is going to give up her crush like that Alvin, those two would die for each other." Heather said
(grabs Astrid's braid and yanks her head back)
Alvin: Tell me!
Hiccup: (Steps out of hiding) Leave her alone!
Astrid: Hiccup! What are you doing?
"I'm saving you Astrid and I know you would do the same thing for me as well." Hiccup said
"I know, but you didn't have to give yourself up to Alvin." Astrid said
"I had a plan." Hiccup said
Hiccup: I'm the Dragon Conqueror.
Alvin: (laughs) You? Stoick's little embarrassment?
Hiccup: I drove the dragons from Berk. Look around. You don't see any on this island, do you?
Astrid: (playing in to Hiccup's plan) I-It's true! All the dragons are afraid of him. He even conquered a Night Fury!
"Alvin's not going full for that is he." Mala said
Alvin: You're bluffing.
Hiccup: Am I? Well, there's only one way to find out. Take me to Dragon Island.
"See that was my plan, give myself up to Alvin so he can take me to Dragon Island so I can get to the dragons and drive the Outcasts off Berk." Hiccup said
(Later that evening on the beach with the villagers still hostage of the Outcasts. Stoick and his cohorts attack the guards.)
Stoick: (about to punch an Outcast) Where's Alvin?!
Astrid: (runs up to Stoick) Alvin took Hiccup.
Stoick: What?!
Astrid: He gave himself up. They're on their way to Dragon Island.
(Alvin, some Outcasts, and Hiccup sail toward Dragon Island in the early morning)
Alvin: I'm sure you're father's told you plenty about your island's most feared enemy.
Hiccup: Wh-who's that? Oh, right, uh, you. No. Not so much.
Alvin: Really? Not a word?
Hiccup: Nope.
Alvin: Nothing?
Hiccup: Uh-uh.
Alvin: Nothing about Alvin?
Hiccup: Nope.
"My father did talk about you all the time, I was playing the clueless teen who didn't know who you were." Hiccup said
"I'll give you that for playing me the fool." Alvin said
Hiccup: (Pushes aside the spears and walks up to Alvin) Look, 'Al', all I care about is that if I do what I say, you will leave the people of Berk in peace.
Alvin: On me word, son!
"Did you just make a deal with Alvin the Treacherous?" Gobber asked
"Yeah but I knew Alvin wouldn't keep his deal that's why I needed to stall him long enough so the others could get to Dragon island and get their dragon." Hiccup said
(Stoick and the Riders are on another ship behind, sailing toward Dragon Island)
Stoick: When we get there, we'll lay down cover fire with these catapults. Astrid, you get your dragons.
Snotlout: No! Save your cover fire for the others, sir. I can handle myself. (Accidentally falls over after springing a catapult)
"Man you are stupid Snothat." Dagur said
Gobber: I'll fire extra rounds to cover that one. (points at Snotlout)
Tuffnut: Sir, we'd like to personally volunteer to kick Alvin's butt.
Stoick: This isn't about Alvin. It's about Hiccup. We're here to bring him home.
(Scene switches back to the Outcasts, who have arrived at Dragon Island. Hiccup is in front to 'defeat' the Night Fury)
Hiccup: Hey, is the sword really necessary?
Alvin: Odin's Ghost! (Toothless springs out of a cave)
Alvin: Is that a...?
Hiccup Night Fury! The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself!
"The lightning part is correct but death not so much." Hiccup said
"What about scaring the Dragon Hunters to death with that screeching sound Toothless makes every time he goes in for an attack?" Fishlegs said
"Scared to death no but pissed and shit themselves to death yes." Hiccup said
(The Outcasts raise their cross bows at Toothless)
Hiccup: Ah, stop!
Hiccup: ...It will only make him angrier! Watch and learn.
"We all thought the Night Fury was going to kill the runt but the boy had a plan we didn't all see." Alvin said
Alvin: By all means, proceed. Heheheheh! I hope you're not squeamish. You're about to see a dragon eat a boy.
Hiccup: (Toothless jumps on Hiccup and licks him, then they 'play' fight) I missed you, too...w-we'll catch up later. Right now, follow my lead.
Hiccup: You cannot defeat me! You dirty dragon! (grabs Toothless' saddle on the sly and puts it on him) I am the Dragon Conqueror!
Alvin: Hey, what are you doing with that dragon?!
Hiccup: By the way, it's not really "Dragon Conqueror", it's "Dragon Trainer"! (Toothless turns around with Hiccup on his back) Now!
Alvin: (Hiccup and Toothless fly away) Great thunder of Thor! He is the Dragon Conqueror! Fire!
Hiccup: (Outcast attack from the ship) Look out! Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
Alvin: What are you waiting for?! Shoot him down!
Outcasts: There he is! Now we've got him!
Alvin: Fire!
(The rest of the Riders appear on their dragons, as well as Stoick's ship and engage in battle)
"If you guys didn't destroy that arrow I wouldn't be here right now." Hiccuo said
"Well talk about luck and timing then." Astrid said
Hiccup: Oh, what took you so long?
Astrid: Why, did you miss me?
"You two stop flirting on the battlefield." Heather said as she at Hiccstrid on the screen
Snotlout: Hiccup!
Hiccup: We've gotta get in closer!
Stoick: Aim for their catapults! If we knock them out, the dragons can finish off the ship! Fire!
Alvin: Move offshore!
Hiccup: Here's our chance! Come on!
Alvin: Oh, shoot that dragon down! Fire!
(Astrid falls off of Stormfly and is grabbed by Alvin)
Hiccup: ASTRID!
Astrid: HICCUP!
Alvin: Welcome aboard, Astrid. Don't miss this time!
Hiccup: Look out!
Hiccup: Hold your fire! He's got Astrid!
"Why is it I'm always the one to get captured like a damsel in distress?" Astrid said
"Because Hiccup would give himself up to see you save and he loves you too much to see you get hurt." Heather said
Hiccup: What are you doing?!
Snotlout: I heard you say "fire"!
Hiccup: I said "Hold your fire!"
Snotlout: See?! You said it again!
Stoick: No, he's right!
Snotlout: Thank you!
Stoick: Fire again, Hiccup! All of you!
"That's when I saw what Snotlout was doing was working and my father saw it." Hiccup said
Hiccup: Everyone! Fire into the water! (the fire creates steam to obscure visibility)
Alvin: Fire!
Outcast: At what?
Alvin: Everything!
Firing blind doesn't get results." Hiccup said
"You did and you got yourself a Night Fury." Alvin said
"That was pure luck that I hit the Night Fury." Hiccup said
Outcasts: Did you hear that? Oh, what's that?!
(Stoick rams his ship into the Outcast ship and fights with Alvin)
Hiccup: Astrid, hop on!
Stoick: You're a coward taking my son.
Alvin: I take what I want! You know that, Stoick!
Stoick: Not this time.
(Stoick pushes the ship apart and jumps back aboard his ship)
"Damn your fathers strong." Atali said
"You should see him when he takes down Skull Crasher." Hiccup said
Stoick: NOW, HICCUP! BURN THE SHIP!
Hiccup: Here we go, guys! HIT 'EM WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
(The dragons burn down the ship and they sail and fly away)
Stoick: Hiccup, what were you thinking?
Hiccup: I was thinking... all I needed to do was to get to Toothless. And together, we'd be able to make things right.
(Alvin and the Outcasts are washed ashore the pebble beach)
Alvin: They ride dragons! We get that boy, and we'll ride dragons!
"Outcasts riding dragons to every Viking village they conquer that would make them more terrifying than they are now." Gary said
(The ship and dragons return to cheering from the villagers)
Hiccup: You hear that, bud? You're back home.
Mildew: What are you cheering about? Don't you remember what these beasts have done?!
Stoick: I do. They saved our lives.
Hiccup: And I may not be able to prove what you've done, but I will never forget it.
Hiccup (v.o.): It's funny how an attack by your greatest enemy can change things overnight. I set out to prove that our dragons would never hurt us... what they proved, is that they will always protect us.
"That's because we love them so much." Fishlegs said as he hugged Meatlug who is still fast asleep
"When can we take a break?" Snotlout asked
"After the next episode." Gary said as the next episode started to play