Disclaimers!

The major t.v. show characters and their respective universes aren't mine; they belong to their writers, creators, and various franchises.

This is an experiment and I'm giving it my best shot, but don't expect a literary wonder.

I'm not making any money off this and all that other legal mumbo-jumbo.

I sincerely apologize to any readers who don't really like first-person stories, but I just couldn't help myself.

Lucifer is a complex character, and he's also a major dork. Expect some seemingly out of character moments.

This bizarre thing was the result of having too much caffeine and not enough sleep at some point, and the idea stuck with me, so I'm rolling with it.

Potentially Triggering Culture-based Offensive Content: There will be a lot of very offensive words, opinions, and racist actions against the poor, cultural and religious minorities, those with physical and mental handicaps, as well as people of color in here. Basically, if someone's a member of any minority within 1870s society, they will be shat upon by just about everybody.

These are not my personal views. It's the reality of the time period in which the story is set.

This story will also contain instances of the following;

Verbal and physical child and spousal abuse

Abuse and exploitation of vulnerable adults

Forced child labor

Danger to minors

A lot of OSHA violations

Rampant misogyny

Animal abuse

Classism

Lutheran/Methodist religious zealotry

Spiritual/mental abuses

Lastly: I do not own any rights to Lucifer or Little House on the Prairie. I am also not receiving payment or financial gains from this publication. I'm just messing around.