Sal was trying to walk to Luke's place. It was August 2nd. Nothing important, just a normal day. Sal got lost and cried. Haiku finds Sal.
"Hi, Sal." Haiku says, putting her hand close to his pants as Sal shivered.
"Sal, I've been thinking. We should be an item how about it? I know you want me." Haiku says as she takes him to the forest, pinning him to a tree and begins to unzip his pants. Sal teared up. Haiku was having trouble controlling herself as she took his pants off.
Lonnie was in the forest with her parents when she saw this. And she was infuriated.
Sal sniffed as Haiku put his shaft in her mouth, too lost in her lust. She didn't notice Lonnie. But Lonnie noticed her. And Lonnie yanked Haiku up by her dress.
"Let's get one thing straight, missy. That's my man you have your hands on. If you touch him again, I will be forced to use more than just myself to assure you that NOBODY takes advantage of my Sal!" Lonnie says angrily. "NOW GO! OR ELSE!"
Haiku leaves. Lonnie puts Sal's pants back on him and holds him.
"Are you okay?" Lonnie asked. He sniffed.
"There, there…I'm here now…" Lonnie reassures him.
Haiku arrived home, feeling guilty.
"I nearly raped him…" Haiku says.
Sal arrived at Luke's place. Luke was still sore with his siblings after that pageant victory, so he was the only one home at the moment.
Lucy hoped Luke was okay. She heads to Haiku's place.
"Lucy?!" Haiku says nervously.
Lucy looked at Haiku.
Luke was playing cards with Sal. Luke just felt sad and very shaken inside. Sal sniffed as both him and Luke sobbed.
Leni came home with Luke's favorite food. He looks at Leni.
"Are you ok?" Leni asked, worried.
Luke sniffed. "I feel sad inside." Luke says.
"What's wrong?" Leni asked. Luke explained how he was feeling to Leni. She holds him.
On the 4th, the siblings came in to Gabriel and Charity's room. "Happy birthday, dad!" they say. Gabriel smiled, thanked the kids, and explained that he wasn't celebrating this year. He had a lot going on work-wise, and he just can't make time for it this year.
"Lisa, Luke's still sour with us." Lana says.
"So?" Lisa asked.
"We gotta go back in time and fix all of Luke's ruined birthdays and events. Maybe that will help." Lana says.
"You're in over your head. If I do that, then we wouldn't know Luke." Lisa says.
"Maybe it's better that way. He'd be better off without siblings to ruin his life." Lana says. This broke Lucy mentally as she heard everything.
"I don't know. What if Luke actually enjoyed having siblings?" Lisa asked.
"He didn't, he was happy when we weren't around. He doesn't need us, we're just burdens." Lana says and took the watch as she opened a portal.
"Give it!" Lisa says as she and Lana fight over the watch but they both fall in.
Lisa and Lana groaned; they looked around and saw the Loud house and see the Louds doing their usual things.
"Lana, what have you done?!" Lisa asked.
"I…I…" Lana says.
"I need to get more energy fuel. We can't stay in this timeline, so let's find Lucy and make sure she finds Luke or something bad will happen." Lisa says.
They see their old parents.
"Or maybe we can have our old lives back, we won't have too much stress and Luke can be happy. A brand new start" Lana says.
"No!" Lisa says.
That night Lisa and Lana noticed something. Lisa was 5 and Lana was 7.
"Oh no, we need to hurry!" Lisa says and sees Lucy.
"Lucy, there is a vampire in that house." Lisa says
"Wicked." Lucy says and goes to the house. As she did, a portal opened.
"Ah-ha, there it is! Come on, Lana, I get it, you don't understand autism, but mother can assist you. It's okay, I won't tell. I know you miss our old life, but was it really good, us picking on Lincoln and acting like brats?" Lisa asked.
Lana sniffed and jumped in as Lisa smirked.
Lana's eyes shoot open as she looks around and sees the other siblings looking down at them.
"Are you okay?" Lincoln asked.
"We're back…" Lana uttered
"Yes, now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do." Lisa says.
"You…*sniff* you wanted to set our old lives back…" Lucy sniffed, heartbroken.
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to undo our mistakes." Lana says.
"We like who we are." Lola says as Lisa giggled.
"Lana, you sent us to a different dimension. a dimension called No Such Luke." Lisa says.
"Wait, what? We traveled to an alternate Dimension?" Lana asked
"According to that history, Lynn didn't call Lincoln bad luck, but Luke was the bad luck instead." Lisa says and goes off.
The siblings look at Lynn.
"Hey, leave me alone!" Lynn says.
Lucy goes to Luke, wanting to be on his bed, feeling more comfortable.
Luke stares out of his bedroom window. He knew everyone was against him now, so he hid in his closet, away from everyone.
The siblings came to Luke. "Hey, Luke." Lori says.
"We love you so much!" Leni says.
Luke looks up at them. They pulled him out and hugged him. Luke sniffed.
"It's okay, bro." Luna says.
"My victories…they didn't matter. None of them mattered…" Luke cried.
"Of course they mattered." Lucy says as the siblings begin to talk about how good he is. Luke looked back down.
"How about we celebrate at your favorite diner?" Lori says. Luke looked a little shocked. They actually wanted to eat at Breakfast & Breakloose, his favorite diner? Luke nodded slowly.
They took him there as they got a big table. There were already decorations for him. He looked surprised by this.
They sat down as they were given a discount. "Give Luke the victory special." Lori says to the waitress. The waitress nods and goes to make it.
Luke was speechless. He couldn't believe what was going on. Soon, Luke's victory special was finished as it was all his favorites, especially blueberry pancakes. Luke was smiling at this.
They begin to eat as Lucy let Luke have some of hers. They liked the same thing.
"Cheers to Luke!" Lori says as they clinked their drinks.
Luke smiled at this. Soon, Luke's victory cake was brought out.
"Wow!" Luke says. "It looks like me!"
It said "Congratulations, Luke!" and it had 20 candles on it. He cried tears of joy as everyone sang a congratulatory song to him.
Luke wished to win America's Next Hitmaker as everyone cheered.
As they ate the cake, Luke's thoughts then turned to his birthday in four months. He knows something will make them forget it.
"Luke, we won't forget." Lisa says, reading his facial expression. Luke tears up, wondering if that's even going to be true.
The siblings hold him. Luke was never happy on his birthday.
Lucy heads home. "Let's face it, Fangs. There is no way I can plan a party. He never enjoys it. I'm washed up." Lucy sniffed.
"He gets a whole week this year." Charity told her. "You helped me plan it, remember?"
"A week that will never go well. Something will go wrong. I know it. Then Luke will hate me!" Lucy sobbed.
"Sweetie, you know his mind isn't like yours or mine. Autism is a very special thing Luke has. His feelings are processed differently. He'll be happy one day, sad the next. You have to be patient with him." Charity says.
"Sometimes it's hard." Lucy confessed.
"Try a little harder to be patient with him. He doesn't hate you kids. He just has feelings that are processed differently than yours." Charity says.
"I'll try." Lucy says.