Chapter 1: "Punishing" a Naughty Jester (Harley Quinn)
Gotham City
The sound of glass breaking and alarm going off echoed throughout the city as two individuals quickly got in their getaway car leaving the premises. Taking several shortcuts throughout Gotham to keep the police off their tail as they hid underneath the passage lane.
As the two individuals laughed and hugged each other at the heist they pulled off successfully.
?: "That's what I call a heist! Those idiots didn't know what hit them Red." *laughs*
?: "Another successful heist indeed Harley. You've gotten a lot better at these? I take it that being the bad girl stays a part of you."
Harley: "old habits die hard I guess, sure I turned my life around when I got away from Mr. J, but sometimes stealing with a really close friend can still be exhilarating Ivy."
Ivy: "That is true. Though you'll have to be careful the Bat still stays in the Gotham area and I don't think he'd appreciate you stealing still."
Harley: *eye roll* "Oh please me and the Bat have a mutual understanding with each other. As long as I'm not killing anyone and putting people's lives in danger, nothing wrong with collecting exquisite materials with my "special friend."
Ivy: "Oh really define "special" Harleen."
Harleen: "I can show you better than I can tell you Red."
As Harley leans forward kissing Ivy on the lips, as she reciprocates the feeling as the two have an intense make out session in the Van. Swapping spit, and sucking on each others tongues they two "special friends" made their way to the back of the Van for more room as Harley smacked Ivys ass causing her to moan. Harley didn't wait any longer as he ran her hands all over Ivys body, kissing on her neck, groping her luscious breasts, starting to rub her clit underneath her dress.
Ivy: *gasps* "H-Harley?! You never been agressive before?
Harley: "Red you make me get like this anytime we are alone together. Your one of few people who truly understands me."
As Harley rips down Ivys top, revealing her bare breasts as she uses her thumbs to rub them gently. Ivy tried to hold in her moans from the stimulation being felt throughout her body. However, their little fun would be interrupted. As a gentle knock on the Van forced them to stop their lovemaking.
Harley: *whisper* "What the? There's no way anyone could've found this spot?!"
Ivy: *whisper* "That knock definitely wasn't the Bat he would've barged in on us from jump."
Harley crawls over to the window to see who exactly is out there. Thankfully the windows of the Van were tinted. From what she could make out with squinting was a floating Star. Gulping she made her way to the back with Ivy.
Ivy: "Well who is it?
Harley: "It's pinky."
Ivy: "Huh?! What's he doing here in Gotham? Don't tell me he got called to patrol the area tonight?
Before Harley could respond back an innocent playful voice was heard outside.
?: "Harleen Quinzel. I hope that's not you in that Van with the stolen jewelry that I got word about young lady."
Harley whimpered at the sound of Kirby's voice. She loved that pink puffball to death and he made her promise that she wouldn't do any more bad crimes. Ivy looked at Harley in surprise at how she was acting.
Ivy: "Wait a minute don't tell me you and the pink puff are a thing? Let me guess you couldn't resist his adorableness." *laughs*
Harley whimpered as she punched Ivy in her arms.
Harley: "It's not funny Red. I just can't resist him, he's so cute, cuddly, and…"
Ivy: "And?"
Harley: *sigh* "I love him ok. He's actually one of the very first people not even from our universe to see good in me."
Ivy smiled at her long time friend. She could tell how much Kirby truly meant to her.
Kirby: "Harleen Quinzel. Do I have to come in there myself?"
Harley: "N-No sir I'm coming out now?!"
Ivy snickered at the sight of Harley stumbling to get out of the Van as she was under the wrath of the most adorable pink puff throughout the multiverse. As Ivy made her own escape through the back as with the jewelry in toe.
Ivy: "It's best if I give these two lovebirds their alone time. See ya later Harley."
As she took off into the night. Meanwhile Harley was in front of Kirby who was currently on his Warp Star as he stared at her with his arms crossed. Harley looked down at her feet like a child getting scolded by their parents.
Kirby: "Care to explain why you're stealing in the middle of the night."
Harley didn't say anything as she nodded no.
Kirby: "Harleen. I asked you a question, answer me please."
Harley: "No!"
Harley turns her head away from looking in Kirby's direction.
Kirby: "Looks like we are gonna have to do this the hard way again huh."
Suddenly, Kirby's body begins to flash a bright light as he turns into his "human" form. (AN: The one y'all see in the picture) Kirby then picks up Harley placing her over his shoulder as he gets into the Van shutting the door behind him. Kirby places Harley over his lap.
Kirby: "Didn't you promise you wouldn't steal anymore?"
Harley: "….yes…. I promised….."
Kirby: "You know what happens when you break promises and be bad right?"
Harley didn't respond because she knew what was to come next. Grabbing the bottom half of her jester outfit, Kirby easily rips it apart, showing her bare ass.
Kirby: "Commando huh?"
Harley: "….I wanted to surprise you…"
Kirby: "You know I have to give the punishment now right for being bad"
Harley: "Yes."
Suddenly Kirby smacks one of her ass cheeks causing her to help out in the pain.
Kirby: "Yes what?"
Harley: *whines* "Yes sir."
Kirby rubs her smacked ass cheek to soothe the pain. Harley blushes at his warm gesture. It showed how much trust she had in Kirby to take care of her when she misbehaved.
Kirby: "Are you ready? Let me know if it hurts too much."
Harley: "Yes sir. I'm ready.
Nodding his head Kirby brought his hand back and smacked her other ass cheek causing her to yelp out again. The sound of hand meeting flesh echoed in the Van for the next 5 minutes. Contrary to the yelps Harley was enjoying herself as she loved getting spanked. She felt herself getting wet from each smack on her ass cheeks.
Harley: "God he knows just how to spank me right how I love it. He probably already found out that I wanted him to punish me."
Kirby smiled as he was able to read Harley's emotions. She basically had the robbery planned as a means of getting some attention from him. Of course any normal woman would've just asked their lover for attention but again Harley isn't your normal woman per say. Still Kirby wasn't going to leave her unsatisfied. After the spankings stopped, Harley sat up as she looked at her little man.
Kirby: *smiles* "Looks like someone was wanting this to happen."
Harley: "Can you blame me pinky? I've been so lonely without my big strong man. I just knew I had to get your attention somehow."
Kirby: "Well then you have my attention. What do you plan to do with it?"
Harley: "mmmmh, I can think of a few things to do."
As Harley wrapped her arms around Kirby's neck and the latter wrapped his arms around her waist. The two leaned in as their lips connected, kissing each other passionately. Harley straddles her hips in Kirby's lap, Kirby ran his hands as he felt her amazing breast through her outfit, her nipples starting to harden.
Kirby: "Such a naughty jester you are."
Harley: *bites lips* "I'm only naughty for you Kirby."
Kirby: "That's a good girl. Head to the back.
Harley smiles as she gets off Kirby's lap, making her way to the back swaying her hips back and forth. Kirby follows her as he starts taking off his clothes to reveal his solid 8 ½ inch member. Harley bites her lips at the sight of such a mighty phallus. Harley starts stripping out of her jester outfit, revealing her amazing figure.
Harley: "Does my little man like what he sees? Although with the monster you have I can't really call you little can I?"
Kirby: "It's not that big is it?"
Harley: "Pumpkin that thing is huge. Just how I like it to be.
Harley gets on her knees crawling over to Kirby as she gently takes his phallus into her mouth, wrapping her tongue around the head of the tip. Kirby groans, feeling the warm hotness of her mouth as her head bobbed up and down. Harley looked up to make eye contact with her lover with a clear smug look on her face. She had Kirby right where she wanted him.
Kirby: "Mmmmh good girl."
As Kirby placed a hand on her head, giving her head pats as a show of affection. Harley's pupils became heart shaped as she sped up the tempo on her blowjob, deepthroating further, and using her other hand to play with his balls.
Kirby: "That's it Harley just like that keep going sweetie. God, your mouth feels so incredible."
Harley: "Mmmmh I love when pinky praises me I feel like such a good girl!"
Harley grabs onto Kirby's hands directing them towards her pigtails. Knowing what she wants Kirby begins mouth fucking her. Thrusting deep down her throat causing her to cough and spit up, her clown makeup running.
Kirby: "Harley, your mouth feels so warm I can't hold back anymore!"
Hearing this caused Harley to squirt underneath, her lover was using her mouth in any way he saw fit. Suddenly Kirby released a huge load of cum down her mouth. Of course not one to back down Harley swallowed as each load left Kirby's balls. After a solid 1 or 2 Kirby unleashed his entire load down her mouth. As Harley showed the remaining cum in her mouth first before swallowing it all down.
Harley: "TaDa! All gone!"
Kirby blushed at her rather risqué tactic but that's actually was needed as he dick became hard immediately after watching her swallow his cum whole. Harley, seeing this, giggled.
Harley: "My pinky look how honest you are. I can tell you want more and Mama Harley is gonna give it to you"
Harley turned around as she was on all fours, arching her ass in the air with her upper body on the ground. As she shook her ass and wiggled back and forth to entice him. As Kirby started drooling at the sight and his hormones were on 10 right now. Looking over her shoulder she sees the excitement in Kirby's eyes.
Harley: "Heyyyyy don't keep Mama waiting."
Kirby walked over towards Harley with a sudden gleam in his eyes as he grabbed the side of her hips as he rammed deep inside her pussy causing her to jolt upward. Kirby didn't stop there as he started thrusting deep and hard inside her tight pussy, his hips moving like a pisten as he continued pounding away. Harley was in complete ecstasy as Kirby was fucking her pussy hard and fast. He wasn't holding anything back; he had her right where he wanted her.
Harley felt herself cumming over and over from the sheer tenacity of Kirby's thrusts as her eyes rolled in the back of her head several times and let out loud moans. Kirby began smacking her ass cheeks causing them to turn red.
Harley: "OH GOD KEEP SMACKING MAMAS ASS BABY FUCK ME HARD!"
Happily obliged Kirby smiles as he presses down on her back and slams down into her womb, planting one leg down as he starts grinding inside her pussy. This causes Harley to see stars as she continuously squirts on the floor. For the next 1 Harley was at the mercy of Kirby pounding her holes to oblivion; switching from position to position, lovemaking to outright fucking they did it all in that Van. Kirby finished off with one final load of cum that he pumped deep into her pussy when he had her in the mating press position. Leaving Harley crossed eye as she felt all the seed pumping into her womb.
Kirby leaned down to give Harley a passionate kiss. The jester responded by wrapping her arms around his neck and kissed back. As the two looked each other in the eyes.
Kirby: "So. Did we learn our lesson about stealing Ms. Quinnzel?" *smiles*
Harley: "Mmmmh, yes sir Mr. Kirby, I've learned such a valuable lesson tonight."
As the couple laughed and shared another kiss in the night. This was the tale of "Punishing the naughty Jester."
AN: Alright first chapter down. I feel like this'll be quite the story to write about I got a couple friends of mine who recommend some characters of discord to use and on his list was Harley Quinn so I was like "let's give her the first chapter" Once again if you interested in this story be sure to leave who you want to see next in the reviews I'll be looking for them I've seen a couple but we can get a lot more! Anyway hope you guys like the first of many chapters of Kirby's Harem Adventure and I'll catch you in the next chapter peace out!