Upon exiting the Ruins with the responsibility of keeping the spiders safe, I went out onto the path as Chara then gawked at how her feet also made footprints in the snow, her then deciding to hover instead, just because she didn't want to scare anyone.
"I uh... I'm making footprints? Your soul is a bit much for me," she admitted as I sighed. I could feel it. A pressure in the air that was making it hard to breathe. And even hard to move! I had a feeling that this version of Sans, being a woman hater, may not be as kind as Sans was... so, I decided to speak.
"It's okay, Cherry, hon... you didn't do anything to hurt anyone... just going for a stroll through the snow, that's all..." I said aloud, which I then heard a loud cracking in the trees, me then looking in that direction to see the sight of a hooded figure rushing through them at blinding speeds. "O-Okay... maybe a password is needed?... I am the legendary fartmaster?..." I asked. And when I said that, I felt my body get so heavy that I flomped into the snow and heard footsteps come towards me, but my head felt so heavy, all it could do was be in the snow.
"How do you know of that, bitch? Tell me, I need to know before I kill you," said a very angry female voice, me looking in the direction and seeing that Sans... or rather the female version, was completely coated in a blue hoodie and you couldn't see any of her bones aside from her face. Which was in an angry scowl with darkened eyes.
"I-It's t-the password you have... to know about t-time travelers... o-or in my case... inter-dimensional?... A-And you can't kill me, missy... you'd be breaking your promise," I said, the soul then losing the heaviness before the girl Sans grabbed me by the collar and picked me off the ground and onto my own two feet.
"What else do you know? Anything about me or my sis?" she asked, me gulping.
"It's uh... extremely complicated... I-I've seen this adventure before... i-in a game... b-but you and your sis were males, not females... same with a lot of t-the other monsters... basically, this is a version of this universe where everyone is a female," I shivered as Sans then looked me in the eyes and poked me with her bony fingers, me then seeing my soul emerge and her then nodding.
"yup, it makes sense now. you were sent here by another," she said, FINALLY losing the demonic voice and sounding much more like a laid-back, medium-pitched girl.
"Hagh... t-thanks... for sparing me..." I panted as she then spoke.
"so, what was my name when i was a boy?"
"Sans," I smiled.
"hehe, that's funny. but i'm not sans. i'm serif. and your name?"
"Cherry Red... and uh, if you were seeing another pair of footprints... it used to be uh... the original human that fell here?... Eh..." I smiled, serif chuckling at that.
"yeah, that's a laugh. now, normally i'd be killing you for being a girl and nothin' else... but i see you're worthy of staying alive, just so i can hear more about what you're like. but my sis, calligriphani, is a human fanatic. we should get goin' before she arrives," Serif said, me smirking at how the name sounded so much more awesome and cuter at the same time as we then went through the bars and I then hid behind the kiosk when I saw that the skeleton girl was coming in hot... but when I said hot, I didn't expect that to be my first thoughts when I saw calligriphani! She looked... hawt!
She may have been skinny, but despite that, she and Serif both had skeletal boobs and a more advanced skeletal structure that could also hold skeletal organs, which included a skeletal vagina and stomach! It was so weird, but she looked super sexy as Calligriphani had a HUGE bust, it being at least EE! It honestly made me jealous, especially since her armor actually made them bounce around a lot, as the armor was still made out of cardboard and plastic. And all that along with blonde hair that was actually attached to her head, not a wig?! It was impossible to think a skeleton could look so sexy!
"SERIF, THERE YOU ARE!" she shouted, her voice even sounding hot, even though loud! It sounded almost like she had the voice of a supermodel to match her body!... I never thought I'd be jealous of a SKELETON of all things, let alone a female version of PAPYRUS!
"hey, sis. wassup?" Serif asked.
"YOU KNOW 'WASSUP, SISTER! IT HAS BEEN 8 DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED THE PUZZLES! YOU JUST STAND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SNOW ON YOU?" Calli asked, me then looking and seeing that Serif did have snow on her, most likely from the trees she knocked over.
"i was hangin' around in the trees. it was fun. you wanna do it, too?" Serif smirked.
"NO! I CANNOT BE DOING THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH, ESPECIALLY A FEMALE HUMAN?! I MUST BE THE ONE TO CAPTURE THEM! AND THEN, I, THE GREAT CALLIGRIPHANI, SHALL BE GIVEN EVERYTHING I DESIRE! FAME! FORTUNE! PRESTIGE! I WILL HAVE A HEDGE CARVED IN THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD! AND MAYBE... EVENTUALLY... A GIRLFRIEND? I WANT TO BATH IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING!" she said with excitement, me and Chara watching her boobs jiggle every time she moved, me speaking quietly to my partner.
"Okay, now both of us are jealous... and of all things, jealous of a skeleton," I frowned.
"Tell me about it," Chara pouted.
"hmm... be careful, griff, ya wouldn't wanna bark up the wrong tree. i know i did," Serif said, me then guffawing in laughter out of nowhere from the PERFECT joke! But luckily, Calli was busy getting annoyed at her sister.
"SERIF! YOU ARE NOT HELPING, YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND, BOONDOGGLE, AND READ THOSE HORRENDOUS MAGEZINES! YOU'RE GETTING LAZIER BY THE DAY!" Calli shouted as Serif then smirked.
"hey, take it easy. i got a ton of work done today. a skele-ton!" she smirked, Chara then smirking at that and at my frown.
"SERIF!" Calli shouted.
"c'mon, you're smiling."
"I AM AND I HATE IT! IF ONLY I HAD LIPS SO I COULD FROWN! UGH, WHY DOES SOMEONE AS PRETTY AS I HAVE TO WORK SO HARD JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?!"
"sounds like you're tryin' to give someone a 'boner', huh?" Serif smirked, me then laughing again, and then, after a pinch from Chara, I stopped.
"UGH! I SHALL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES! AS FOR YOUR WORK... PUT A LITTLE MORE BACKBONE INTO IT! EEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAA!... HA!" Calligriphani shouted as I then came out from hiding behind the kiosk and Serif looked at me with a smile.
"couldn't help but notice you were eyeballin' my sis. why is that?" Serif asked with a smug smirk.
"It's just... I never thought that a skeleton could look so sexy! A bouncy chest made of bones and her having hair on her head despite being made of bones?... I'm very jealous," I admitted as Serif then looked down and then gained a frown on her face, me then blushing and covering the problematic appendage that had come up again.
"uh... can i ask if you have a weapon down there?" she asked.
"I-It's... my penis..." I said, Serif looking at me before gaining a big, shit-eating grin.
"oh, now i understand perfectly what's goin' on. you're the one that the deltarune mentioned," she said, me looking at her in confusion. "basically, a creature that is male, yet also female shall arrive in the underground to free us all while assisting in our repopulation after freeing us from our shackles... but honestly? i need to make sure you're a good human before i come to that conclusion, or ask for you to 'populate' me," Serif said, me giggling awkwardly at him.
"Okay... I see... ehehe... I'm uh, gonna go and get Calligriphany to see me, then. Make her day happy, y'know?" I smirked.
"already? hehehe, you do know the tricks of the trade. thanks, i appreciate the help," Serif smirked before then walking behind the kiosk and teleporting away.
"What was that all about? Deltarune? Repopulation? And what is up with Serif? She was so ready to kill you before you said that weird phrase..." Chara frowned.
"I uh... I guess that I'd need to ask Serif to understand the former two.. and the latter one? It's because Serif is the strongest monster in the Underground. But she's also very lazy, so she doesn't show it too often... but since everyone here hates human women, I can only assume that she did want to kill me... but I knew her secret code from when I played the g-" I said before then feeling something nearby, me then looking behind me and seeing a certain weed had just arrived and was listening in, me then taking some snow into my hand, making a snowball, and throwing it long and hard at the flower, her then getting hit dead-on and me smirking at how she then retreated under the dirt soon after. "Gotta watch that, don't want to have her listening in for too long... especially since she shouldn't know of you being with me," I said, us then going forward again.
"How did you know she was listening in, though?"
"I felt something off... I guess it's not just you that my soul is interacting with... it must also be giving me a compass of sorts to know when Butters is close by," I smirked.
"So when did she arrive?"
"Around the time I said 'played the game', so she didn't hear too much, thank God," I sighed.
"I don't believe in God. What kind of God would allow the humans to nearly wipe monsters off the face of the planet?" Chara frowned.
"That is something I cannot answer. I believe He has a plan for everything, so maybe this was meant to be a plan involving me?... I just need to stay alive and make sure the same is said for the monsters, too," I sighed.
"Whatever, if there was a God, then why didn't I go to heaven when I died?"
"That might be because of the barrier."
"And why would God trust a random nobody like you?"
"I don't know, but maybe because of my soul being one of Peace? Maybe it's so rare in this world, that mine is the only one that could work?"
"You're right on that much. Back when I was still among the humans in the 1800s, it was common knowledge that there were only 7 soul types. Determination, which was mine, Kindness, Perseverence, Justice, Patience, Integrity, and Bravery. So I know that yours is definitely unique, as Patience was all gonzo ever since the last one with a soul as such was recorded... I believe that was in the year 1539?"
"There, see? Maybe I'm the one to get to the end, give everyone a happy ending, and, since I'm a herm, I could also help with repopulation?" I smirked.
"Even if it means doing it with child monsters?"
"Hell no," I frowned.
"Good, that makes you different than my old family. They wanted me to be sold as a sex slave when I was just 13," she frowned.
"Sorry again," I sighed as we then made it to the skeleton duo and they were speaking to each other.
"-So, anyways, I was cooking with Undyne a-" Calligriphani was about to say before I then took some snow and threw it right at her, it doing zero damage and for her to look at me in confusion, before then looking at Serif and then at me numerous times before then speaking.
"SERIF! OH MY GOD! IS THAT... a human girl?" she asked with a blush.
"nope, that's a human with a dick," Serif smirked.
"OH..."
"But, I also have a vagina, and prefer being referred to as she," I smirked.
"OH MY GOD! A-ARE YOU A HUMAN FEMALE?!"
"Yes," I smirked.
"OH MY GOD! SERIF! I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! THE QUEEN WILL... UNDYNE WILL... I'LL BE SO POPULAR! POPULAR! ! ! POOOPPPUUULLLAAARRR! ! !" she shouted in glee as I then heard a small avalanche happen... from inside the mountain.
"Inside voice, miss skeleton? You caused an avalanche just now," I smirked.
"AHEM! HUMAN FEMALE! YOUR JOURNEY THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND STOPS HERE! I, THE AMAZING CALLIGRIPHANY, SHALL STOP YOU! I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU! YOU SHALL BE DELIVERED UNTO THE CAPITAL! THEN... UH... THEN... I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... IN ANY CASE! CONTINUE, ONLY IF YOU DARE! EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHA!" she laughed, me smirking at how it was a different version to Nyeheheh, but it made sense as she was a female.
"welp, that went well. oh, and by the way, she loves being flirted with. i'll keep an eye socket out for ya," Serif smirked as she then teleported away... only to appear directly next to me. "oh, and here, take this. just for knowing the secret code," she said, me then getting the key for her workshop! "but if i find out you hurt anyone on your way through snowdin... You'll Be DEAD.. Where You Stand..." she growled, me shivering at it before she then teleported away and Chara looked just as spooked.
"W-What the hell is up with that girl? One minute she's super chill, the next she sounds like a demon!" Chara asked in utter concern.
"She's the strongest monster in the Underground, completely aware of time traveling shenanigans involving Determination souls and the only one who was able to stop Butters from ever completing her genocide attempts. She's so tough, most in my world consider her as the hardest boss in the game... which is half-true. I think another person is tougher because she's got random attacks, while Serif's male version was all the same order," I sighed.
"Still, she seems to hate you a lot... I get you're a girl, but why does she seem to despise you?"
"Because she's gotta be sure that I'm not evil. If I slip up and do anything to hurt someone willingly and she knows about it, then, as her own words state, "I'm gonna have a bad time". And to be honest, I know how dangerous it'd be after I just got manhandled by her when we first met," I sighed.
"Right... ahem... how about we get going before we encounter any monsters? We don't want to be caught off-guard," Chara said, me nodding as we then proceeded on our way.
