As we trekked through the first few areas of the snow, we did encounter a couple enemies in the form of Snowdrake and Ice Cap, the former being called Snowdina and the latter being Ice Bonnet, both being female versions and both actually being children monsters, with the former looking to be barely a teenager and the latter being an 11-year-old. And both were actually really nice to me, despite knowing right away that I was a human girl. But then, we came upon the first of the different Royal Guards, it being a female version of Doggo, her wearing the same outfit, but having a chest of C cups and having a more feminine look.
"Wha? Did somethin' move? If there's someone there, move right now," she said, me then speaking while staying still.
"Um, do you need some glasses or something, miss?" I asked, her speaking after.
"What are glasses? You talkin' about drinking glasses? Why would I need one of those?" she asked.
"No, I'm talking about a type of glasses that can let you see easier," I said as I then looked around and decided to grab a couple of twigs and a couple of hardened ice and, upon doing so, the dog girl noticed me being a human and was about to fight me before she looked at my actions.
"What are you doin', girl?" she asked.
"Making you some glasses," I smiled as I then finished making a small pair of glasses and then giving them to her, the dog girl then putting them on her face and looking to be shocked.
"WHOA! I can see everything so much clearer! I can see you without you needing to move!... What's that bulge down there?" she asked, me sighing at it. It may not have been up, but it was a bit visible regardless because of its size.
"That's something that only I have. I'm a girl with a dick," I explained.
"Really? Sounds ruff," she said, me smacking my face as Chara giggled at the bad joke. "Wait... dammit, Serif! I need to stop talkin' to her so much... thanks for the glasses, miss," she smirked at me.
"Before I go, I should let you know that ice melts... or is this ice different?" I asked her.
"Snowdin's ice and snow never melts because it's magical. It's been as such since the barrier was formed and we got trapped down here. I'll let my coworkers know that you're good... but a warning, they don't like human girls at all. And if you wanna know, my name's Dawggy with an AW. And you?"
"My name's Cherry Red. I'll see ya later, Dawggy," I smirked as I gave her a bit of a scratch behind her ears and she loved it a lot. "Good Dawggy," I smirked happily as I then went back to the trek down the snowy path, me seeing Serif along the way and her smirking at me.
"heya, how's things goin' for ya so far?" she smirked.
"So far so good, made a friend with a cute dog girl, found some friendly faces in some children named Snowdina and Ice Bonnet, hoping to get an explanation as to how it's snowy down here, but it's lukewarm in the weather," I smiled.
"hah, not gonna happen. oh, and so ya know, some monsters, including calli can use a special blue attack. you know how they work, though, right?" Serif asked.
"Yeah, stay perfectly still when a blue attack shows up or I'll get hurt. And when it comes to orange attacks, move through them like no tomorrow. Green attacks I want to be hit by because they're able to heal me, and purple attacks make my movements limited," I smiled.
"hehe, you weren't kidding about your knowledge of this world. alright, do ya know of anything else?... anything relating to codes and stuff?" she asked, me sighing at that. I really hoped it wasn't true, but I had to ask.
"Anything about a person called WD Gaster? Or is she called something different?" I asked, Serif then frowning and a bit of sweat going down her cheek.
"you know, then. her name is WD Gaster alright, but you can only talk to her in a certain way. when you get to snowdin town, go to the basement with that key, there. I'll show you how to talk to her when you get there... she may have some kind of answer to this whole situation," Serif said, me nodding at her.
"Gotcha," I smiled at her. I then went down the path a bit further and Chara looked confused at how Serif was right there next to Calli on the other side of a snow patch.
"How is she so fast?" Chara asked, absolutely baffled.
"Teleportation," I whispered to her before the hawt skeleton noticed me.
"AHA! HUMAN! THIS IS YOUR FIRST PUZZLE! UNDERNEATH THIS SNOW LIES A MAZE OF SORTS! BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO STEP ON THE WRONG PART OF THE PATH, YOU'LL FIND THE RESULT QUITE SHOCKING! YOU WILL BE ZAPPED AND THEN YOU WILL BE EASY TO CAPTURE! AND THE ELECTRICITY IS TIED TO THIS ORB IN MY HAND! CONTINUE, IF YOU DARE! EEHEE!" Calligriphany smirked slyly as I then stepped on the maze and then, seeing that it zapped Calli until she dropped the orb, I booked it across the rest of the maze and then simply tagged Calli on her cheek with a finger.
"I win," I smirked.
"SERIF! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" she asked after quickly recomposing herself.
"i think the girl had to hold the orb," Serif said.
"AUGH! DRAT! NEVER THE MATTER, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT PAST THE NEXT ONE! FOR IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED BY MY INGENIOUS SISTER, SERIF! ARE YOU CONFOUNDED YET? BECAUSE I SURE AM! EEHEEHEEHEHEEHA!" Calli snickered as she then ran off ahead and Serif looked at me with a smirk.
"so, anything else you know about me?" Serif asked, me nodding.
"You're the strongest monster in the entire Underground, but the only way you'd ever use your truest extent of your powers is if you encountered a mass-murderer," I said.
"yup, checks out. believe it or not, i was only going at 20 percent when we first met. and you didn't stand a chance against that, even. i'd recommend getting tougher, got it?"
"Well, my defense is already pretty high, I have a negative LV, and I have only 1 point of attack, so I'd say I'm okay... well, aside from you. You don't play fair when you fight," I smirked.
"right again," Serif smirked as I then went down the path and proceeded forward until I saw the girl in charge of the ice cream stand... and I felt a little greedy.
"Ah... nobody gets it. Why won't anybody buy my sweet frozen treats? They'd dig it in a chill place like this," the girl said as I then went to the stand and, upon seeing me, the vendor girl didn't look at me with a smile. "EEP!" she said in fear as she then hid behind her ice cream storage unit, me sighing at that.
"Hi, I'd uh, like to buy some of your frozen treats, please?" I asked, the girl looking at me in confusion.
"Are you crazy? If people found out I was nice to a human girl, I'd be in big trouble," she said with concern.
"Well, I'm actually not an everyday girl. I have both parts," I said, which made the girl look at me in confusion.
"Wha?... How is that possible? A human being both male and female at the same time?!" she asked as she then looked down and noticed the bulge in my pants. "You have the long hair and bust of a girl... and yet a bulge of a man's dong... wow... s-so... what flavor would you like?" she asked, me looking at the options and smiling at the fact that she had 10 different flavors. And Chara's mouth watered at the chocolate fudge flavor.
"One chocolate fudge to-go and one marshmallow cream in a cup," I smiled, her then smirking as I then handed over the required dough and I got the items happily.
"Thanks, mate... so how do I address you?" she asked.
"I prefer she, but I don't care who calls me what. I'd rather have a challenge to go to the end with some resistance as opposed to getting there easier by saying I'm a dude," I smirked.
"Go to the end? You expect to be able to go past the barrier?... Do you have brainfreeze without eating a single bit of the nice cream?" she asked.
"Naw, I'm not going past the barrier... I'm gonna break it," I smirked, which made her gawk. "After all, the rules said a force equal to 7 human souls had to defeat the barrier. It doesn't have to be a monster who does it. We already have 6 souls, just give 'em to me and I can break the barrier and get all of us home... buuuut, if that's the plan we go through with, one rule has to be set in place. No more hatin' on humans. It's been ages since the war happened and they don't even remember that monsters existed," I said, me then heading down the road as Chara then looked at her chocolate ice cream with a smile as I looked around and felt for a presence of a certain buttercup. Nowhere in sight.
"Go ahead, no prying eyes," I said, her then eating the chocolate ice cream and actually making Serif a bit creeped out when she saw the chocolate ice cream being eaten with a spoon and disappearing into nothing.
"uhhh... do you have an invisible partner or somethin'?" she asked with a look of complete confusion.
"The original human... my soul is so weird, so unique, that it allows her to feel all emotions, speak via telephone calls, and she can actually eat things and touch objects. Oh, and she looooves chocolate," I smirked.
"Oh, how I missed this... it's been ages since I had Nice Cream before, especially chocolate fudge..." Chara trilled happily.
"and uh, i just heard her," Serif said, which made Chara stop eating after.
"How can you hear me when you can't see me?" she asked in shock.
"She's the strongest in the Underground, it's no surprise she's able to do it effortlessly," I said, Serif smirking at that.
"oh, by the way, my puzzle up ahead? i made it a bit easier for ya," she said, me raising an eyebrow as I then went ahead with Chara down the path and, after a bit of walking, we came across the puzzle in question. And it was something that made me groan. A whoopee cushion with a sign next to it. "sit down" is what it said.
"HUMAN FEMALE! I HOPE YOU'RE... READY... FOR... SERIF? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PUZZLE?" Calligriphany asked.
"i made it harder. trust me, she's never gonna do it," she said, me sighing at her.
"You're really trying to push my buttons, Serif. But... if I must, then I gotta do the whole hog," I sighed as I then simply went to the seat and I proceeded to sit down and then, lifted my leg as the farting noise happened and Chara laughed at what I said. "Oh yeah, sorry, been holdin' it for awhile... aaahg... better stop soon or I'm gonna need a cleanup," I joked as Chara was literally rolling on the ground in laughter, but luckily, Calli didn't notice.
"SERIF! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Calli groaned.
"whoops, shoulda used today's crossword instead," she smirked.
"CROSSWORD?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! IN MY OPINION, JUNIOR JUMBlE IS EASILY THE HARDEST!"
"what? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby girls, sis."
"UN! BELIEVABLE! HUMAN! TELL US, WHICH IS HARDER?" After that, I looked at the duo and smirked as I then decided to go with the hotter of the two.
"I think that Junior Jumble would be harder, mainly because I don't know how advanced those two are to each other," I admitted.
"HAHA! THE HUMAN AGREES WITH ME! NOW I AM EVEN MORE DETERMINED TO CAPTURE YOU! EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHA!" Calli snickered as she rushed ahead and Serif smiled at me.
"thanks for sayin' that to appease my sis. last week, she got stumped trying to solve the horoscope," she smirked.
"Well, I'm a Sagitarius, born in November 29th, so there... what are you?" I smirked.
"heh, ya wanna know somethin' like that? i thought ya knew everything," Serif smirked.
"Well, it didn't say EVERYTHING about your character. The game is pretty small, compared to others of its time. I have a lot of questions to ask the monsters to know more about them... and that's one thing I wanna know about you. What's your horoscope sign?" I asked.
"heh, very well. i'm cancer. not the bad kind. i'm the crab, not the insult," she said, me then looking at her in confusion.
"Um... isn't cancer also a dangerous illness? Where it starts with one bad cell, led to it infecting tons of others, and then it slowly kills the one infected? But still not able to be spread to others?" I asked, Serif frowning at that.
"never heard of such a thing... and i know a lot about humans. especially their anatomy... how else can i fight them so effortlessly?" she asked.
"Huh... that means this world might be a better version of my own! Cancer doesn't exist in this world! Awesome... and then, there's also the fact that hershey chocolate tastes better, and the knowledge of possibly knowing how to make an awesome pie that I ate earlier... sweet!" I smirked.
"a pie? what kinda pie was it? cherry pie?" she asked, me smiling at her saying that.
"I did, actually, but it was a bit furry," I smirked, Chara then choking slightly on her chocolate ice cream after.
"I told you to stop talking about that!" she complained.
"sorry, that's on me this time. you should get goin' down the road, just watch out for the royal mutts. they hate human girls," Serif smirked, me nodding as we then walked down the path and I saw that there was a sight on the table that... made me shocked. It was the mouse out of her mousehole and trying to eat the spaghetti... but she didn't look like a normal mouse!
"Ick... terrible! Ugh, of all things to taste, it had to be spaghetti that tastes like pickle juice and bananas... absolutely... uh..." the mouse SPOKE! Because she was a monster girl... and one that looked an awful lot like a meme from my world. Moushley, specifically from the Resident Evil 4 remake! And she just noticed me. "horrible... uh... h-hi there, h-h-human..." she said, me then gently smiling at her.
'Uh... y-yeah, hi..." I said, feeling a bit shy at seeing such a TINY monster. Only one other monster was her size, that being the fire monster that asked you to remember his name outside the elevator in Hotland.
"Y-You're not gonna h-hurt me, are you?" she asked, me shaking my head no.
"No, you're way too cute. It'd be a crime to harm something as adorable as you," I smiled, her looking at me with a smile after.
"T-Thanks... I've never been called that before... um... I'm Ashley... and who are you?" she smiled.
"I'm Cherry Red, a herm," I said, Ashley gawking at that.
"A-A herm? You mean both male and female?! Y-You're the Deltarune?!" she asked, me smiling at that.
"I don't feel like it, but I am a herm, yes. Both parts, and I want to help these monsters repopulate and get outta the Underground," I said, her smiling at me.
"It's true then... c-can I come with you, please? I wanna join you when you get to the queen. Maybe if she sees me with you, she'll listen," she said, me smiling at that.
"Sure, you can join," I said, her then going to me and hopping into my pajama's shirt pocket happily.
"You're into her, aren't you?" Chara asked, me looking at the mouse girl as she looked around in confusion.
"Who said that?" Ashely asked.
"Ugh... how many people are going to be able to hear me? I'm a ghost, and yet your soul is making people hear me, now," Chara complained.
"Uh... I can hear ghosts because my ears are able to hear things that most can't hear. It's like that for all mouse monsters. I'm only one of three, though," Ashley said.
"And where are the other three at?" I asked.
"One's in Hotland and there's another in Waterfall. Both are cousins. The one in Hotland is called Gadget and the one in Waterfall is Penelope," she said, me smirking at that. I had to wonder if they were based on the characters of the same name, but I'd find out later on.
"But be honest. Are you into her?" Chara asked.
"I uh... I think she's adorable, but I have no idea how it'd work. You know, size differences and all," I said, Ashley giggling at me.
"You do know that small monsters like me can withstand a human dick, so long as it's kept gentle, right?" she asked, me blushing at her saying that. "It'd just be really good at filling me up... but I'd rather wait for now, need to make sure you're a good human before I let you in my pants," she smirked, me smirking at her with the blush still on my face as we then moved to the east and, after a bit, I then found the switch in between the trees... and then got jumped on by a dog, it definitely being Lesser Dog and her growling angrily at me.
"Easy, easy, girl," I said with concern as I then tried to pet her behind the ears... and when I did, the dog then gasped and then started to melt with affection and her head started to extend after.
"There, we go. Who's a good girl?" I smirked, her panting happily as her tail wagged to the point of being a propeller.
"Me, me good girl!" she said, me smirking at her as she then extended to the point of being upside-down... and then she noticed the bulge in my pants. "O-Oh my!... You not female?" she asked as her head then retracted.
"Actually, I'm a girl with a dick and a vagina. Makes it so that I need to be careful when I jerk off, don't wanna get myself pregnant," I smirked.
"You weird... but good kind of weird!... Me suck?" she asked, me looking at her with a smile as I then simply pulled my pants down and she proceeded to give me a blowjob, right then and there! And Chara looked at me in confusion and almost a weird fascination.
"My gosh... it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen... but I... I can't look away..." Chara gawked as Ashley looked at the sight and she looked at my dick size with a smile.
"Ooh, and it's a big one, too. Lucky dog," Ashley smirked as Lesser Dog then managed to make me cum, her then not only swallowing all of it, but then cleaning my dick afterwards.
"Thankies... Ah! Inspiration! Gotta get goin'!" she shouted as she then rushed off ahead and down the path, me smiling at her doing so by stretching her neck super far and then, after getting to the area of the snow dogs, she retracted her body to her neck again!
"Cheater," I smirked from afar as I then pulled my pants up and felt rejuvenated after the blowjob. I then went to the area near the next puzzle and, on the way, rolled in the snow. And of course, Dogamy and Dogaressa arrived and tried to sniff me out.
"Smell detected."
"find the smell." They then circled me a bit before then putting their noses on me... and then on Chara, which definitely spooked her.
"Eep! I smell?" she asked in concern.
"Smells found... one puppy, one monster, one unidentifiable... smells like ghost mixed with human?... Maybe?" Dogamy asked in a confused whine.
"Uh, yeah, she was a human that was here long before the king's plan of revenge... ahem... want some pettings?" I asked, me then petting the two and both being surprised.
"Pets? From a puppy?!"
"amazing... thank you so much for opening our eyes, weird puppy!... before we go, may we ask why your friend smells like a human and ghost? and why we can't see her?"
"Because she's kinda tied to my soul. She's just the consciousness of someone who fell down here long ago, probably before you were even born. And she can only be touched by and heard by me, as my soul is one of Peace," I explained, which made the duo look surprised after.
"What? You're... a human female?... B-But you did show us we can pet other dogs... please, state why you cane down here," Dogamy spoke.
"It's not like I meant to. And it's something even I have trouble explaining how it happened... basically, I fall asleep in my house in another world... then I wake up in this one on a bed of flowers in Old Home," I explained.
"i see... that explains the peace soul, then... we thought they were long gone..." Dogaressa whined. "and now i smell male cum... why?"
"Because Lesser Dog gave me a blowjob."
"Huh?" both dogs asked.
"Yeah, she's a herm, the Deltarune! She's both male and female at the same time," Ashley smirked from my pocket.
"Incredible... maybe you could join us in Snowdin later? It's been a while since we've met a human with a dick we like.." Dogamy smiled.
"Hehe, it's a date," I smiled back.
"Bye, weird human!" they smiled back, them then going on ahead and allowing me to go meet up with Calligriphany again. And I had to tell Ashley something.
"Hey, Ashley? We're going to meet the one who made the spaghetti earlier, soon. I can see her ahead," I said as I pointed to Calli as she was facing to where the two dog girls went to.
"Why tell me this?"
"Just wanted to say that we should keep the truth secret about the spaghetti and how it tasted. But be honest, was it warm or cold?"
"Cold, stuck to the plate, stuck to the table. And the microwave wasn't even plugged in," she frowned.
"Well, it's the thought that counts. Just say that you would've preferred it warm if she asks about it, okay?" I asked, her nodding.
"Okay, but not a thing about the taste?"
"I'll break it to her gently later, but not now," I smiled. And I had to hope that Calli was a little less bombastic when it came to the rest of our encounters.
