After arrival, the patrons didn't notice our presence aside from Grillby's aside from Grillby herself, who looked at us behind her thick glasses and nodded when she saw that Chara was with us and that she was colorless on her body aside from the red ribbon.
"nifty shortcut, huh? i learned it from momma. heya, girls," Serif smirked at everyone, which the group then looked at us and said hi at first... but then they noticed that Chara was with us and they then looked at us in concern.
"Is that the human that the Deltarune rescued from the Void? Why is she colorless?" asked Dawggy, her having since gotten accustomed to her new glasses, which I knew I'd need to make a couple spares for her in case she broke or lost the originals.
"She looks weird... but that's not a bad thing, right? I heard from Dogamy that she mated with them and insisted that she give all three of them puppies willingly, the human way," said the giant mouth monster, which was more like a giant set of lips for a head.
"But don't you need a penis for that?" asked Lesser Dog.
"No, human females can do it, too. It's just not as widely known unless you do research," Dogamy smirked as she got some pets from Dogaressa.
"Uh, yeah... just call me CD Gaster," Chara said, which made only one of the people in the group look shocked by the last part of the sentence, that being Grillbina herself, who was so surprised that she dropped a glass on the ground!
"Gaster?" she asked in shock, which made the bar look at her automatically.
"It has been quite awhile since I last saw you, Grillby," Gaster said from Chara's head as we then approached the bar and Grillby looked to be sweating bits of fire from her face.
"Ahem... uh, yes... it has..." she said shyly. "You were our best customer for ages... then you up and vanished... only Serif told me about what happened... everyone else just kinda forgot..."
"As is with everyone who is lost to the Void... but let's not dwell on that for now. We're hungry," Gaster smirked as we then looked at the menu behind her and Grillby then spoke after, a smile forming on her face.
"Um... yeah... what will you have?" she asked as I smiled and decided to order something daring.
"I'll have the 2-for-one hot dog, please," I said, knowing it was a water sausage. But I still had a feeling it'd taste okay, since I did like vegan stuff as well as meat.
"I'll have some french fries with... cheese sauce on it," Chara said, me smirking at how Grillby spoke the words after.
"You and Gaster share a favorite meal, then... and you, Serif?" Grillby asked.
"eh, i'll have an order of burg," Serif smirked as Grillby then went to go get the food prepared and Serif then lowered her hoodie and brushed her hair, which I saw was just as long and blonde as Calligriphany's, but very unkempt and full of knots and dandruff.
"You need to take better care of your hair, Serif. It's a girl's defining feature, after all," I smiled, her smirking and shrugging her shoulders.
"why d'ya think i hide it under the hoodie? y'know me, always a lazybones," Serif smirked. "so, how'd things go with callie? did ya get on her good side?" she asked with a smile, as per always.
"Yep, and we even had a date in her room... but she said she needed more time before she made the decision of population, as I'm sure you'd understand," I smirked, Serif nodding at that.
"heh, you're alright, bein' able to treat her good. she's cool, right?" Serif asked.
"Of course she is, and super nice and sweet. She's one of the nicest people I've met in my entire life, period," I smirked.
"Really? In your entire life? That's sweet that you think so highly of her. And what about me?" Ashley smiled from my head.
"Oh, crud, we forgot to have you order something, Ashley," I smiled at her.
"It's okay, all I need is a few bites of your hot dog and I'll be fine," she smirked.
"And for your question, Ashley, you're also sweet and adorable. Anything that's your size must be protected at all costs," I smiled at her.
"And I'm grateful for you helping me as well as the spiderlings in your box. We could probably let them out when we get into Waterfall," Ashley smiled.
"I dunno, water is dangerous for spiders," I sighed.
"Just make sure that they stick to your body and you don't accidentally squish them, and you'll be all good," Chara smirked.
"Just for saying that, you'll be helping out with that. Spiders on your body, too," I smirked.
"Fine, payback's a bitch," Chara sighed.
"you two get along like sisters," Serif said, me sighing as I then put my fingers to my temple. "what's wrong?" Serif asked.
"Nothing... it's just..." I sighed as I had just remembered... I'd been pulled away from everyone I knew just to help this story unfold. "I just... I miss my family and friends back home... a world that's like this one, but a bit worse for wear... what'll go through their heads when they see I'm not there when they wake up?" I asked, Gaster sighing as the food came and I then gave Ashley dibs on the first hot dog.
"I should let you know, Cherry, that the time in this world is the same exact time as it was in your own... your family are still in this one, but I did something that you might find weird... just when the Cherry in this world fell down a hole on a mountain chain, I warped both of you between your realities," she said, me looking at Gaster in shock.
"You mean... Cherry was falling into the Underground, and then you just switched us around?!" I asked.
"Yes, I did. And her life was almost the same as yours, but I gave her some added understanding of what to expect when she woke up, as the Void is actually closer to your world than it is to this one," Gaster smiled at me.
"So... any chance you'll share what's going on with us?" asked the bird monster that always translated for Grillby.
"Well, basically, from what Gaster is talking about, I'm from a universe very similar to this one, just a bit less good. And my version in this world was about to fall into the Underground, but because I apparently have a Peace soul, which I guess is even stronger than Determination souls, she switched us between realities so that I could help free the Underground from the barrier peacefully as well as help Gaster from the Void... still doesn't explain why she tried to attack me," I frowned under my breath as Gaster then sighed.
"Desperation makes one think less logically, even one as smart as I," Gaster admitted.
"Yick, tell me about it," I sighed as I then saw Ashley was full after eating about a quarter of the hot dog, me seeing it looked like the real deal, which Serif then brought out... a bottle of mustard.
"heya, want some mustard for your dogs?" he asked, me shaking my head.
"Naw, I'm more a ketchup person... and so were you," I said, the last part with just a breath so no one else heard it.
"a'ight, more for me," Serif smirked as she then drank the whole mustard bottle down in one go, which actually made Chara look at her in disgust before then stopping eating.
"Great, I just lost my appetite at seeing that," Chara sighed.
"Something troubling you, princess?" I smirked, her giving me a glare at that.
"I'm feeling a lot more... anxious and annoyed now that my soul is back in me. I don't remember being so upset at everything before," Chara admitted.
"Hmm... why not check the stats?" Ashley asked, Chara then doing so and me seeing them clear as day. She didn't have an LV of 1, though... no, it was all the way up to 5! And she looked at it and sighed. "Um... why is your LV up to 5?... That could be a reason why," Ashley gulped.
"Fine, want the truth, here it is. I had to kill some of the people that wanted to kill me when I jumped down here originally... I shot at least 19 different Injuns that wanted to kill me before I ran out of ammo and jumped down here. I only did it to protect myself, otherwise, my LV would be all the way up to 15," Chara frowned.
"Um... wow... I didn't know that such a thing existed. Where humans had to protect themselves from their own kind..." Ashley admitted in surprise as Chara then took her soul back to her body.
"Yeah... I'm scared that other monsters would see it and think I killed them before, but I only killed in self-defense. It was either they would've captured me to turn me into their personal slut, or they'd kill me the same as my parents, by taking my hair and slicing my scalp off... I had to defend myself and lose them in this place. Not a one of them followed after, so they must've known that this was the Underground," Chara sighed.
"It's okay, Chara... I don't blame you, but maybe we should loosen up a little bit? After all, there's something I gotta tell ya," I said, Gaster then stopping time for everyone except our specific group and me then going to her ear. "The next part of the adventure is going to be filled with tension. The captain of the Royal Guard resides in Waterfall and she'd kill us if she saw we were human women, no if's and's, or but's. And she'd wanna kill you even more for the reason of the higher LV and you being tied to Gaster. So... we need to unwind while we can," I said, her frowning at me.
"If you're trying to make me feel at ease, it isn't working," she said, me then sighing as I then took a piece of hardware that I had on my person that I hadn't mentioned yet, mainly because I didn't want to alert her or the others about secrets. It was my own cell phone, brought from my own world. How? I slept with it in my pajamas. Why? Because I could.
"What are you doing?" she asked as I then simply went through my playlist of calming songs and proceeded to play the song of Memory from Undertale, which Chara gasped at.
"That... that song... I remember that song," Chara gawked as she hummed along to it and then, when it repeated, she started to sing some words to it.
"~It's not fair to be alone, after what you've been through
I will help you sleep tonight, with this lovely tune...
I will love you both always, I know we're in bad times,
You're the ones that give us hope, these words keep close in twine...~" Chara sung as I saw a few tears come through her eyes at what happened, me smirking at how she then gave me a hug after. "Where did you find that song?... And that phone?" she asked, me smiling at her.
"You forget, this world was a game in my world... and that was a song that's quite close to Angela, so I knew you'd know it too... it's called Memory in my world," I smiled, her smirking at me.
"Momma Toriel used to sing that to me and Angela when we had nightmares... I had a lot of nightmares when I first fell down here, so she always sung it to calm me down... thanks... I needed that..." Chara sniffed, me nodding as I then hid the phone away again and Gaster then allowed time to flow again, but making sure the others weren't aware of our bodies changing locations by fixing our movements so that we were the same as when time froze initially.
"welp, that was interesting for a break... can't believe i let you take me away for this long... oh, by the way, can i ask you to pay the bill?" Serif asked, me smirking as I then saw the food was actually quite cheap for a meal, me then paying for the meal for all three of us and Grillby smiling at us after.
"Thanks... I'd ask if I could have a child, but I can't really risk it with a human... I don't want to do it unless you have the proper heat protection," Grillby smiled.
"I understand, Grillby. Wouldn't want to get me burns or make you injured with water," I smiled.
"Indeed... I'll wait for you to break the barrier before we can go further."
"Gotcha... welp, back to trekking through the Underground," I sighed as me and my group left the room and proceeded to the eastmost of Snowdin and through the first room, where we saw that the Monster Teen (since she wasn't a kid) was waiting in the grass under the cliff and looking very excited.
"Hey, keep it down! Undyne's up there! She's amazing, but we need to wait for her to be on the hunt... boy, would she be ticked if she saw you guys," she smirked, me smiling at that.
"Name?" I asked her.
"Oh, I'm MK. Don't bother asking about the abbreviation, it's for personal reasons," she smirked, me nodding at that. She must've been grown up and decided her name of Monster Kid wouldn't apply when she was an adult. We then heard Undyne speak from above us.
"Huh, she usually picks up on the first or second ring... where is she?" Undyne asked, me seeing she sounded like her voice actress from Undertale the Musical. Almost exactly. And then Calligriphany came in.
"UH, HI UNDYNE. SORRY I'M LATE... I HAD ER... ERRANDS TO RUN, YES, THAT'S IT... AHEM... SO, ABOUT THE HUMANS I TOLD YOU ABOUT EARLIER..." Calli said, me raising an eyebrow at that. She used it as plural, with an s. She was referring to Chara, too.
"Did you fight them?" Undyne asked, which Calli looked a bit concerned at.
"UM... W-WELL... SEE, I WAS GOING TO FIGHT THEM... B-BUT THEN..." Calli was about to say before Undyne groaned.
"You didn't let them go free, did you?" Undyne asked, which Calli then gulped.
"UM... W-WELL... THEY TOLD ME ABOUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO THE HUMANS THAT ARE SENT TO THE CAPITAL... AND THOUGH IT PAINS ME TO SAY THESE WORDS... I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD ANYMORE!" Calli said, which I could tell made Undyne shocked as she actually jumped from her position.
"What?! B-But... what exactly did they tell you?" Undyne asked.
"THEY SAID THAT... THE HUMANS THAT ARE TAKEN TO THE CAPITAL... THAT THEY GET KILLED. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT?" Calligriphany asked, Undyne sighing at that.
"Calli... it's the only way to go through with the king's plan. The humans took everything from us, ESPECIALLY the female humans. Don't you understand it? The females were the ones who trapped us Underground. The females were the ones who killed off almost our entire race. The females were the ones who... killed mom and dad..." Undyne sniffed before then stomping her feet, causing two spears to emerge next to her feet. "I need to stop them before they hurt anyone else! I'm sorry I never told you, but I didn't want you to feel bad for them. The humans did a lot to hurt us, I didn't want to let them do the same to you," Undyne growled.
"THEY DIDN'T HURT ME, THOUGH!" Calli said, Undyne not moving an inch. "IN FACT, THE ONE HUMAN, CHERRY, ASKED ME POLITELY IF I WANTED CHILDREN... BUT SHE COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T FEEL READY FOR IT, YET! IF THE HUMAN WOMEN WERE SO TERRIBLE, THEN WHY WOULD A HUMAN WITH A DICK DECIDE TO LET ME CHOOSE INSTEAD OF RAPE ME?" Calli asked, me then smacking my face at that.
"Calli... where did you learn that word?" I sighed.
"Hmph, fine. Just don't be late for training, later. I'll do it myself," Undyne said, Calli sighing at that.
"I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE FRIENDS..." Calli sighed as she ran back to town and Undyne then stood still. But then, Chara did the worst thing she could at this time.
"ACHOO!" she sneezed out loud, which made Undyne notice us and her to then produce her spear in response... before MK then did us a huge solid by poking her head on the other side of the grass and speaking.
"Hi, Undyne! I LOVE YOU!" she smirked, Undyne frowning before then retreating into the darkness. "Okay, coast is clear, come on out." Chara and I did not hesitate and went to the other side without issue, the teenager looking at us with a smile.
"So... you're not like most human women, then, right? You'd never kill anyone, right?" she asked, Chara sighing and putting her one hand in a fist as I then put my hand on her shoulder and she eased it.
"Um... I never would hurt a fly, and CD has only killed in self-defense, but it being humans, not monsters," I explained.
"Self-defense from other humans? Whoa... what'd they do to you?" MK asked.
"They were trying to capture me so they could either make me their fuck slut, or they would've killed me by cutting my head in half. I had to kill about 19 of them before I ended up getting killed, which is when I was sent to the Void, since the way I died was very out of the ordinary. Falling onto a cactus that was growing just outside of the barrier and getting gutted from it in the process... then Cherry saved me and Gaster from the Void, combining our souls together," Chara explained, coming up with a good fake story to explain her being sent to the Void.
"Wow... so, what do we do now? I know that Undyne's gonna kill ya if she saw ya, so what do we do?" MK asked.
"Well, I say we keep going on as a whole unit. She might be less willing to attack if a monster was on our side... let alone one she could actually see clearly, since I'm super small," Ashley smirked.
"No, you aren't super small. If you were super small, you'd be as big as a taste bud on your tongue," I said, Ashley then looking at her own small tongue and then gawking.
"Yeah, that would be way worse! I'd be an invisible stain if someone so much as breathed on me funny!" she gawked.
"Well, that image is gonna be in my nightmares, now. Let's just keep going, I still wanna see Undyne in action, even if she's trying to kill you guys," MK smirked as we then ran ahead and made some bridges of bridge seeds, us then being interrupted by a... a female version of Aaron, but it wasn't a horse, it was a cow instead. And she didn't have boobs, she had an udder on her stomach, but she also did have the pecs and biceps.
Yo, dudette! Wanna watch me flex? ;)" she asked, me smirking at her as I then felt my soul enter a battle, me then flexing as best as I could, showing off my own muscles in the process. "Ooh, flexing match? You got some big muscles, too, I must admit," she smirked as she then flexed harder, sending sweat down her body in the process. I then proceeded to flex so hard that you could see the veins, which the female Aaron then tried to flex harder than me, but she sighed and panted after. "Dang, I have been beat in the round of flexing. Need to lay off the dairy," she smirked.
"Hey, means you can train even harder in order to compete," I smiled at her.
"Hehehey, you're right! Thanks, lady! What's your names?" she asked.
"I'm Cherry, this is CD. And your name?" I smirked.
"I'm Bessie, I'm gonna go get training, now! See ya later, ;)" she smirked with a wink as she then swam through the air ahead of us, Chara looking at me with a smile.
"Didn't know you were hiding all that muscle," Chara admitted.
"Boy genes can be useful when they go to the right places," I smiled back.
"Agreed, you're buff! Let's keep going," MK smirked as we then got to the bog and we rode on some makeshift rafts across the planks of wood until we got to the long boardwalk. And when we walked for a bit, we then were stopped by a spear landing right in front of my feet!
"EEP! Hey! Watch it!" I shouted, which is when I got Undyne to appear.
"You dare backtalk me?! DIE!" she shouted angrily as she then sent a flurry of spears at me and Chara, making sure that MK didn't get in the crosshairs as me and Chara had to run as fast as possible until we got to the grass and MK then joined up with us and we then stayed perfectly still. We did this as Undyne then moved through the brush angrily before she bumped into MK, her then sending her arm down forcibly and grabbing her on the cheek, then lifting her up and then grumbling.
"Dammit, they got away. I'll find you, human scum, even if I have to wait all day and night!" Undyne growled as she then ran ahead of us and proceeded to go through the process of climbing all the rocks in order to get to a higher standpoint, me knowing that we'd encounter her in the future.
"Dudes, that was SO CLOSE! If she wouldn't have bumped into me, you would've been killed for sure! We gotta be careful from now on," MK said, me nodding at her.
"Yep... so, question... do you have parents?" I asked, MK sighing.
"No, they passed away shortly after I turned 18. It's how it is for all monsters. But for me, I was the last kid that momma Nellie was able to have before both she and momma Dahl died... I'm the last of my kind of monster, the non-armed dino. I wanna have a kid, too... can I ask if we can have sex, please?" MK asked, me smirking at her.
"You sure about this? After all, you're still quite young for a monster. 18 is the base for a monster to have children, the earliest possible," Ashley asked.
"I do, can we go somwhere private?" MK asked, us then going forward further and seeing that Serif was by the entry to the Nice Cream store's second location... only said Nice Cream owner was actually outside of the room and waiting by the riverside, her actually getting a bit of business from Shyren, who got a bit of mint chocolate chip and, after joining back up with her 'agent', she started to eat it while crying... a sight that was oh-so relatable to me, specifically.
"Hold on, gotta talk to her," I said as I then went to Shyren and spoke. "Hey, you doing okay?" I asked, the fish girl sniffing at me.
"No... not at all... I... I miss her..." Shyren said, me looking around all over and seeing no cameras. So we were safe from Alphys's prying eyes and ears.
"Why don't you talk about it? Or, maybe sing about it?" I asked, Shyren sniffing about it and looking at me with a small smile.
"Singing... she loved singing..." she sighed, me smiling at her gently. "I knew you were a human... I didn't know you'd be nice, though... o-okay... I miss my sister... she was sent to Alphys years ago, because she'd fallen down... she was on death's door, going to turn to dust... Alphys said she'd recovered after many weeks of no contact... a-and then... she prevented them from coming home... and my sister stopped singing..." she said, me sighing at that. "My species of monster... the shy anglers... w-we can hear songs from all over the place, so long as it's our own species... but my sister was singing happily... then she stopped out of nowhere... I don't think she's even alive anymore," she said with tears, me sighing and going to the fish girl and giving her a gentle hug, which Shyren cried slightly when I hugged her.
"I can confirm to you, whatever happened to your sister, I made a promise to find out the truth and, if possible, rescue all of them. And I know that Alphys wouldn't have hid the information if it were something that included death. She probably would've said something if they'd died anyway, right?" I said, Shyren smirking.
"Y-Yeah... yeah, you're right... the rules of the experiment stated clearly that if the subjects died... t-then we'd be told about it!... But why didn't she say anything after they recovered?" Shyren asked in confusion.
"And that's what I'm going to find out. Until then, just try to keep singing as much as you can. I can promise that, by the time the barrier breaks because of me, you will hear your sister's songs again," I said, Shyren smiling at me.
"Really and truly? Thank you so much... I'll get to singing again, then! I think I can sing right now, too!" Shyren smirked as she then started to sing her own song, me seeing that it was a song that had a tune I recognized.
"~Here's a spooky tune for you to sing...
Shake your body 'round and sway and swing!
Sing the spooky tune!
At midnight and at noon!
Soon you won't be able to feel an-y-thing!~" Shyren sung happily as I then led my group into the room due north and for us to speak privately after.
"That was incredibly sweet. Shyren's been in a bad state ever since her sister went to get fixed up. She used to sing to me when I was growing up, and she's very good at it," Ashley smirked at me. And it was then that I noticed that this room wasn't private, as it had a house that was built into the wall and it looked very cool and tech-savvy. More in the term of a robotic look than a normal one. "Hey, there's Penelope's place, I'll go see if she wants in on the sex session," Ashley smirked as MK looked at me with a blush.
"So... it's gonna be a three-way?" she smiled.
"I guess so," I smiled back at her. She then blushed happily as Ashley knocked on the door to Penelope's house and, of course, when penelope exited the house, she looked EXACTLY like the Penelope mouse from Sly Cooper, just super tiny, only a few inches taller than Ashley.
"Hey, there, Ashley. Fancy seeing you... here... why are there two human girls here?" Penelope asked in confusion.
"Don't worry, they're super nice. They even mated with me and a couple other monsters. They want to help us escape the Underground AND repopulate," Ashley smirked.
"Really, now? Well, good timing, because I was actually hoping to masturbate to some shows, but now I guess I can do the next best thing... wait... what's with her pants?" Penelope asked as she pointed to my bulge from seeing MK wriggle out of her clothes and showing her chest and her vagina clear as day, same with her small tail.
"Oh, that? That's her secret weapon. She's the Deltarune incarnate," Ashley smirked, which made Penelope smirk widely, even more so when she saw my penis come out of my pants.
"Wow, knew it'd happen one day, but I didn't expect it in my lifetime! I wanna feel that all through my body!" Penelope smirked widely as she took off her tiny glasses and handed them to Ashley with a smirk before noticing that her stomach was still big. "He already did you, huh?" she smirked.
"Uh, scratch that, I prefer going by she, just to make it a bit of a harder trip," I smirked.
"Heh, dangerous and bold, too. Let's do it," she smirked excitedly.
