Kuro looked at Chopper and Chopper looked back at him.

The crew waited silently to see how Kuro would react.

Kuro pointed two fingers up, "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Chopper seemed confused by his question but answered, "Uh two?"

Kuro sighed, "We might need a doctor to check your eyesight, as you can clearly see, I am not holding two fingers like this," Kuro wrapped his other hand around his two fingers.

"Oh," Chopper then realized something and became angry, "That's not how that works!" He pointed at Kuro, "And I'm a doctor!"

Kuro seemed skeptical, "So you say, but my last doctor simply knocked on my knees with a tiny mallet and then sent me a bill of five grand. Anyway, would you like to eat this apple?"

Chopper looked at Kuro suspiciously and took the apple, he looked at it to see if anything strange was going.

"Why don't you take a bite out of it?" Kuro smiled.

"Don't," Kuina and Zoro advised.

Chopper looked at the two, "Why?"

"Just don't," Nami smiled.

"But why!?" Chopper became scared and looked at the apple fearfully.

Kuro decided to explain, "They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you're really a doctor as you say you are, then you should die after eating this apple."

"Eeeeeehhh!" Chopper went wide eyes and threw the apple off the Merry.

Luffy stretched out his hand and caught the apple, he took a bite with a smile.

Kuro seemed to have become afraid, "Uh Cap, you do know you'll explode if you eat two devil fruits right?"

Luffy was about to take another bite and when he stared at Kuro with his mouth open.

"Spit out Luffy," Usopp yelled.

"Run away, he's gonna explode!" Kuro yelled.

Everyone except Kuina became panicked and followed Kuro as he jumped off the boat and into the water.

Chopper remain on the ship panicked stricken.

Luffy started trying to choke out the apple he ate.

Feeling the freezing water, everyone got back on the ship cackling their teeth.

Looking at the apple, Sanji realized something, "That's not a devil fruit."

Everyone quickly realized they'd been tricked, "Kuro!!!"

"I thought so," Kuina sighed.

"Where is he, I'm gonna give him a thousand knock on the head," Nami raged.

"I'll flatten him like meat," Sanji raged.

Everyone seemed to agree with each other.

They then heard Kuro laughing all around.

"Eh, where is he?" Chopper looked around,

Everyone else looked around as Zoro and Kuina focused somewhere with their observation.

"I'm everywhere and nowhere," Kuro replied laughing, "Anyway, since Chopper joined the crew we gotta celebrate."

"Yeah!" Luffy yelled.

"But Chopper might be vegan so we'll have to change things up," Kuro voice drifted around.

"Vegan?" Luffy tilted.

"Chopper can't or won't eat meat," Nami explained.

"Oh!" Luffy palmed his fist then became confused, "Why?"

Nami wanted to smack her face, "Chopper is a herbivore."

"A herbivore?" Luffy tilted.

Nami wanted to smack her face again.

Kuro interrupted, "Don't hurt yourself in confusion Luffy, don't hurt yourself struggling Nami, and I'm sure Chopper can eat meat if he goes hybrid form. Anyway, in order to celebrate, I have created a gingerbread army, eat as many of them as you want, LET'S PARTY!!!!!"

Gingerbread army? everyone became confused as they didn't know what Kuro meant.

Suddenly, gingerbread man and woman started falling from the sky.

A gingerbread looking Luffy screamed, "Run, they're gonna eat us!"

Kuro voice sounded, "Anyone who manages to catch and eat the most gingerbread can ask Trust Me Bro any question, questions like new ways to get stronger, where hidden treasure are, or any silly question you have, I'm cheering for you Chopper, try to beat Luffy if you can."

Immediately, Kuro started playing a drum while singing as the gingerbreads ran around with everyone confused as to whether they're actually living things that should be eaten.

Zoro didn't hesitate and ate a Zoro looking one, "They actually taste good."

"Eeeeeeee," Usopp became shocked scared.

Everyone looked at Zoro as if he was crazy.

Vivi wondered how much more savage Zoro could get.

"You monster!" A gingerbread Sanji yelled and kicked Zoro in the face.

Zoro turned his head and tried to eat the gingerbread Sanji.

Sanji did not like the sight of that, "Oi moss-head."

Chaos ensued as the gingerbread kept running around with some fighting back.

"Gomu Gomu punch!" A gingerbread Luffy punched Nami in the face.

"How dare you hit Nami!" Luffy yelled and ate the gingerbread Luffy.

Immediately, Luffy eyes went wide as if he just ate the most amazing thing ever.

A gingerbread Kuro screamed at the air, "Come down and face me you Micky Mouse lookin ass!"

"What did you say!" The air rumbled with rage.

"You deaf or something, big ass eat can't hear shit can you," gingerbread Kuro yelled.

The air seemed to grow with rage and an air hand formed towards gingerbread Kuro.

"Kick his ass everyone and he'll drop meat, gold, and awesome sword!"

Zoro and Kuina looked at gingerbread Kuro, he wasn't lying was he?

Zoro appeared besides Kuro and Kuro caught Zoro sword with his fingers.

Zoro grinned, "Sorry Kuro, but I just gotta find out you know, you also did send us into the cold water a while ago."

Everyone remembered the cold water and felt their anger burn again.

Did he think he could distract them with living gingerbread.

Huffing and puffing, they attacked, except for Luffy who was eating the gingerbread army.

Chopper couldn't understand why Luffy was doing that and ate one.

His whole world became bigger and he started munching like crazy.

Seeing that Kuro was avoiding all their attacks, everyone decided to try eating the gingerbread.

They ate and ate until there was only one gingerbread left.

It was gingerbread Kuro.

Gingerbread Kuro looked at everyone, "Come on guys, you know me, it's ya boi Kuro, don't eat me please!"

A mouth formed besides gingerbread Kuro and devoured him.

Suddenly, reality seemed to disappear.


Chopper rubbed his eye and opened his eyes.

He saw he was lying on the deck and sat up.

He looked around confused as he saw everyone else seeming to wake up.

It seems he had a dream about gingerbread.

"Arrrghhhhhh!" They heard Kuro screamed and looked at him.

"I hate headaches, you should have stopped me Zoro!"

They all seemed to smile as if they all had the same scream.

Kuro went to the rail and threw up.

They watched with glee at his miserable form.

Finished with throwing up, Kuro turned to them, "Alright Cap, you won the gingerbread army celebration, what's your question."

They all became still and stared at him.

Was what happened had actually happened.

They looked at each other and could see that what happened had indeed happened.

Luffy didn't seem to care and grinned, "What do you think of Chopper?"

Everyone saw Kuro seemed to have become lost.

They also didn't expect a question like that from Luffy.

Kuro smiled and picked up Chopper.

Chopper stared at Kuro wondering what the blue haired man was going to do.

Kuro looked at the crew with a smile while hugging Chopper, "I've only had Chopper for a day, but if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone here and then myself."

Luffy bursted into laughter and Kuro bursted into laughter.

Everyone looked at the two as if they were insane.

"I must still be dreaming," Usopp nodded.

"Me too," Nami and Vivi agreed.


As the crew was sailing, Vivi saw Kuro holding a compass.

She went up to him, "Why are you looking at a compass, you know they don't work in the grand line right?"

Kuro smiled, his bait had worked.

He looked at Vivi calmly, "This isn't any ordinary compass, it's a magic compass that points to what you desire the most."

"Magic compass!?" Luffy charged in.

Vivi looked at Luffy and then skeptically at Kuro, "I don't believe you."

Kuro shrugged while Luffy stared at the compass with bright eyes.

Looking at the compass, Kuro seemed to reminiscent, "Why don't you hold it."

Skeptically, Vivi held it.

She saw it spin wildly.

She looked at Kuro and rolled her eyes, "Can't believe I believed you for a moment."

Kuro continued smiling which unnerved her.

"Why don't you keep it," Kuro suggested.

Vivi narrowed her eyes, what he was suggesting was very suspicious.

Luffy could see Vivi didn't want to keep it, "Can I have it Kuro?"

Kuro looked at Luffy for a moment and shook his head, "You already have that magical strawhat, don't be too greedy now."

Luffy took off his strawhat and looked at it, his strawhat was magical?

"How?" Luffy questioned with confusion.

Kuro smiled, "I think you know how."

"I don't," Luffy bluntly replied.

Kuro shrugged, "If you don't know, how should I know?"

"I guess it's a mystery then," Luffy smiled.

"Yeah," Kuro nodded.

Vivi felt like she lost a few brain cells hearing them talk to each other.


Chopper went up to Kuro, "Could you tell me more about the crew, Kuina says you know the most."

Kuro narrowed his eyes at Chopper, "That wasn't very smooth brain of her, but alright."

Kuro coughed and started to sing a song which could barely qualify as a song.

"Welcome on the strawhat ship

We sail on the Going Merry

Luffy our captain is the demon of gluttony

Zoro the first mate is the demon of pride

Kuina the second mate is the demon of envy

Nami the third mate is the demon of greed

Kuro the fourth mate is the demon of wraith

Usopp the fifth mate is the demon of deception

Sanji the sixth mate is the demon of hunger

Chopper the seventh mate is the demon of joy

Anyway that's all, I hope you enjoy our introduction..."

"Why are we demons?" Chopper questioned with confusion.

Kuro whispered into Chopper's ear, "Because it sounds cool."

"Oh!" Chopper smiled and suddenly seemed to like his title.

Then Chopper realized something, "Wait you only told me a few thing about the crew!"

The two sat down together and Kuro gave Chopper more misconception about the crew.


AN: I'm not really good at doing humor, I just wanted to write a crack fic so I included humor. I do feel that the story quality has dropped since I've been trying to focus more on the crack. I wanted to catch and make the magical experience of all the dumb stuff that happened in one piece like Mr. 3 using candle wax to open the seastone cell. I think I need to make the story feel a bit more natural like the early chapters.