"Nooooo!" Kuro yelled.
Everyone reacted immediately wondering if something bad was happing.
"What's wrong Kuro?!" Franky questioned panicked.
"I'm ruined!" Kuro cried with tears.
"What do you mean?" Zoro questioned confused.
"I bet all my stocks on King and he lost to Katakuri!" Kuro shed tears.
"Who's King, who's Katakuri, what's stock?" Usopp questioned weirded out by Kuro's behavior.
"King is Kaido's right hand, Katakuri is Big Mom's son, and stock is my entire life's reason," Kuro sighed.
Kuro looked at Luffy with a smile, "It's okay though, I got some stocks on Luffy which will always go up. Plot armor won't let me down, I'm sure of it."
Suddenly, they heard the yell of a woman, "Help!"
The crew went to the side of Merry and saw a red-haired woman with green eye's struggling to stay in her boat.
Luffy threw his hand and pulled her boat into the Sunny.
She hanged on as she screamed.
When the boat landed on Sunny's deck, she quickly got out with fear and looked at them.
Immediately, there was shock on her face as if she realized something.
"You ok?" Luffy laughed.
She stared numbly at him and her eyes stopped upon Kuro and Kuina which seemed to confuse her.
Kuro whispered into Luffy's ears loudly, "I'm sure she knows we're pirates with high bounties so she's afraid."
"Uhm, is this real?" She questioned lost.
"Who are you?" Nami questioned.
She seemed to realize something, "Oh, Uhm my name is, uh, my name is Luna."
Luffy laughed, "It sounds like my name!"
Kuro narrowed his eyes at Luna, "Aw hell naw, Luffy and Boa for life."
"What?" Was all everyone could say.
Suddenly, Luna seemed to realize, "Are you like me?"
Kuro smiled, "No, but I know someone who's like you."
Luna seemed to woah and then realized something, "How did you realize who I am? It can't just be from Luna can it?"
The crew wondered what the two was talking about.
"Your constitution is very different from the average East Blue. I'd say you're going to die painfully of many diseases soon," Kuro explained.
"What do you mean Kuro?" Chopper questioned curiously.
Suddenly, Luna started coughing up blood and her eyes started bleeding.
Everyone eyes widened, "What?!"
Kuro sighed and disappeared giving her a power-up.
Luna realized he was helping her as she felt the pain go away, "Thanks."
"No problem, are you going to have a mental breakdown now?" Kuro's voice sounded.
"I think so, could you help me find a lonely place?" Luna breathed.
"Yeah," Kuro directed her mentally.
Nami grabbed Luna's hand and Luna seemed to freeze, "What are you two talking about!?"
The crew stared at the two wanting to know too.
Luna seemed lost for words.
"Hmmmmm," Kuro's voice sounded, "It would be very embarrassing to say so could you let her go?"
Nami seemed confused, "No?"
Kuro sighed out loud, "Well, I hope you, Kuina, and Robin can take the embarrassment. She needs to.."
"Stop!" Nami yelled embarrassed.
She didn't know what Kuro was going to say, but she didn't want to get embarrassed.
What Kuro was going to say most likely had to do with some woman stuff.
"What was Kuro going to say?" Luffy tilted his head.
"I was about to.." Kuro stopped as Nami glared at him.
Helping Luna navigate to a quiet room, Kuro watched as she started having a mental breakdown.
Ok, so she transmigrated from her world to one piece, no big deal, Luna told herself.
Deep breath, deep breath.
Suddenly, Luna started squealing happily and Kuro was creeped out.
Luna started thinking about her situation and what she had to do.
Could she sail with the strawhats?
With her constitution, definitely not, she'd be deadweight.
Also, she was vulnerable to every disease that this Kuro was protecting her from.
Kuro and his twin, they definitely weren't with the strawhats, Luna was sure about that.
"Uhm, who are you?" Luna questioned.
"Kuro of a thousand plans," Kuro replied.
"No you're fucking not," Luna deadpanned.
"Oooh, I like that, but you don't want this world to get canceled no?" Kuro laughed.
Luna fell into a moment of shock and realized, "I'm pretty sure profanity isn't gonna end the world."
"You know, you're taking your situation quite calmly," Kuro seemed to smile.
Luna felt lost, "I mean, I could go all panicky, but that won't help my situation. I just need to take deep breaths and assess my situation. Anyway, who was that someone like me who you know?"
Kuro went quiet for a moment, "Sorry, can't tell you, I promised them not to tell."
Luna seemed to become suspicious for a moment, "Are they a good person?"
Kuro seemed to fall into thought, "I'd say they're middle, not good or bad."
Luna sighed with relief, knowing that there wasn't some evil person like her messing up the canon relieved her greatly.
"Wait you still haven't told me who you are!" Luna realized.
Kuro seemed to shrug, "I did but if you want more information, I'm Kuina's twin."
Luna became confused, "Wasn't she suppose to.."
Luna couldn't finish as some kind of pressure descended upon her.
"Sorry for putting pressure on you, but please don't talk about my sister like that," Kuro spoke softly.
"Ok ok," Luna sweated.
The pressure disappeared, "Good, so tell me, what are your plans?"
Luna fell into thought as she forgot about Kuro's intimidation.
Luna loved the strawhats, but she didn't think she could adventure with them with all the dangers that came their way.
Kuro seemed to sense her thought, "I have a zoan devil fruit if you want to adventure with us."
Luna seemed surprised, "You'll let me adventure with you? I thought you' be more defensive of me because of what I know."
Kuro seemed to shrug, "Eh, I don't care who Luffy sail with as long as he takes them in. I'm only sailing with him because I want to help Kuina."
Seeing that he was opened-minded lightened Luna's heart.
She thought about adventuring with the strawhats but then the thought died as many problems came up.
Diseases, she was weak, she'd died from one hit, she didn't know how to sail, she didn't know how to swim, thinking about it, she felt like she was the most pathetic person in the world.
"I don't think I have the capability to sail with the strawhats," Luna openly admitted.
Kuro thought about it, her luck should be quite high since she transmigrated.
Not everyone should be able to transmigrate.
"Who knows, maybe your luck is quite high and could help the crew," Kuro stated.
Luna seemed to narrow her eyes, "I don't believe in superstition like luck."
Kuro seemed to deadpan, "Sure, red-haired green eyes, Irish lady, believer of Leprechauns."
Luna rolled her eyes, "Whatever, tell me what arc we're at."
"Sabaody Archipelago," Kuro replied.
Luna frowned, "Hate that arc, gave me fuckin depression."
"What fowl language!" Kuro seemed to gasp.
Luna wanted to roll her eyes again, "How strong are the strawhats?"
"Strong enough to fight off a Yonko commander for now," Kuro replied.
Luna seemed surprised, "They're only that strong!?"
"Listen, Luna, you're underestimating the admiral agenda," Kuro exasperated.
"Fuck them," Luna stated, "Also I thought they'd be stronger with someone like you feeding them what they need."
"I'm trying my best not to touch the plot so I've only got one year of training time for them, what do you think I can accomplish during that time?" Kuro exasperated.
"More than just fighting a Yonko commander," Luna deadpanned.
"Ok, they're able to fight a first commander, happy?" Kuro sighed.
Luna fell into thought, "Not bad I guess, what about the rumble rumble fruit."
"Luffy wanted to let Enel go so I just let it be," Kuro replied.
Luna fell into thought, that was Luffy-like.
"I want to adventure with the strawhats, you think I can do it?" Luna whispered.
Kuro seemed to shrug, "I don't know, we'll only know if you join."
"What's the zoan devil fruit you have with you?" Luna questioned.
"I have a zoan mantis shrimp devil fruit with me," Kuro replied.
Luna seemed to suck in a breath, "Isn't that crazy powerful?"
"It is if you want to be like one punch man," replied Kuro.
"I'll take it!" Luna grinned.
A devil fruit popped out of Luna's stomach.
Luna looked at the devil fruit and her stomach confused, "What?"
"My devil fruit lets me keep things in me, I can take them out if I want to," Kuro elaborated.
"Oh," Luna nodded numbly and ate the devil fruit.
Kuro heard a bleh and laughed.
Kuro stood by Luna, "As you know everyone, this is Luna, she would like to join the crew, what say you, Cap?"
Luffy started snaking his neck around Luna as he studied her.
"Kuro, isn't the max crew limit ten?" questioned Luna.
Kuro fell into thought, "Hmmm, now that I think about it. I think so, guess you'll walk the plank or duel one of us for crewmate position."
Luna started looking at the strawhats as she started rubbing her chin.
They looked back at her with strange expressions.
If she took out Nami, they were going to die to storms.
If she took out Chopper, they'll die to injuries.
If she took out Usopp, Luffy's going to be depressed.
She looked at everyone else and knew she couldn't beat them.
"Guess I'm walking the plank," Luna sighed.
"You're not," Nami deadpan.
"Better than working as a slave on this ship and not even getting paid minimum wage," Kuro laughed.
Luna and everyone seemed to realize something, "Holy shit, Luffy doesn't pay his crew!"
Luffy seemed offended and confused, "Uh, I..."
Luffy suddenly had an idea, "I'll pay you all when I have the money!" Luffy grinned.
"Wonder what Nami's interest rate for Cap is," Kuro laughed.
Nami fell into thought for a moment and the crew looked deadpan at her.
"I'm kidding," Nami waved sheepishly.
Luna looked at Kuro, "What's your role in this crew Kuro?"
Kuro put on his glasses and it shined, "Strategist."
Luna looked at Luffy and back at Kuro, she was about to say something but stopped.
Luna sighed, "How did you join his crew?"
Kuro moved his arms, "Well you see, he actually wanted us to join him. So I arm wrestled him and lost so I had to join him."
Luna looked at Luffy, "What must I do to join your crew?"
Luffy tilted his head with a smile, "Are you strong?"
"Punch the air," Kuro smiled.
Luna nodded with a smile and pulled back her arm.
She aimed her arm towards the sea and launched a punch faster than the eye can see.
Everyone's eyes widened as the sea split apart.
Luffy laughed loudly, "You're in."
