AN: This chapter is very weird, don't recommend you read it.
The strawhats were eating at the dinner table.
As Kuro was feeding Luffy, he felt it, Trust Me Bro wanted to be let out.
Luffy looked at Kuro wondering why he stopped, "Why'd you stop Kuro?"
Kuro narrowed his eyes, "Trust Me Bro wants to be let out so I'm thinking of going to an island and releasing him."
"Trust Me Bro wants to be let out?" Luffy tilted his head.
Kuro nodded, "Yeah, he's a very crazy guy, I don't think the crew can handle him."
"He can't be crazier then you right?" Luffy ate the meat in Kuro's hand.
"He's the king of crazy," Kuro looked dead serious.
Luffy's eyes shined, "King of crazy? I WANT TO MEET HIM!" Luffy smiled.
Kuro looked hesitant, "I don't know Cap, I don't think you guys can handle him."
"Handle who?" Luna questioned.
Luffy turned to Luna, "Trust Me Bro!"
"Trust Me Bro?" Luna looked confused.
"He's the person like you I mention," Kuro explained.
"Why does he call himself Trust Me Bro?" Luna tilted her head.
Kuro shrugged, "Don't know, why do you call yourself Luna?"
Luna shrugged, "Don't know."
The two looked at each other with a smile and came to a tactic agreement.
Nami looked at Kuro, "There's no island close enough for a day's travel in our surroundings."
Kuro fell into thought, "Guess I'll have to fly away."
"No, stay!" Luffy grabbed and begged, "I wanna meet Trust Me Bro."
Kuro sighed, "Sorry Cap, but he's too crazy for this crew."
"You make him sound like a crackhead," Luna took a drink.
Kuro stared at her, Luna immediately realized and spat out her drink.
"No way, he's actually a crackhead?" Luna looked incredulously.
"Crackhead?" Luffy tilted his head curiously.
"A crazy person," Nami explained, "Anyway, if Kuro thinks he's too crazy for the crew, then let Kuro leave to find an island."
"But I wanna meet him!!!" Luffy whined.
"Where is he anyway?" Luna questioned.
Kuro pointed at himself, "Inside me."
Luna fell into thought, "Reincarnation?"
Kuro smiled, "With me."
Luna smiled, "Well that's one way of travel."
Kuro stood up and Luffy grabbed him.
"As Captain, I demand to see Trust Me Bro!!!" Luffy stated.
Kuro felt lost at words and looked at the crew.
They could see he wanted them to back him up but they wanted to see Trust Me Bro too.
"I'm sure we would all like to see him," Robin smiled.
Kuro sat down and took a deep breath, he sighed.
Luffy and everyone smiled as this meant Kuro was giving in.
Nami felt like the crew was going to be in some trouble but she wanted to meet Trust Me Bro and ask him things.
Tashigi wondered who this Trust Me Bro was, perhaps a split personality of Kuro.
Kuro looked at everyone seriously, "There are some things you need to know before you meet him, so listen carefully okay?"
Everyone nodded and listened carefully.
"First, he can smell fear, so don't be afraid of him."
Everyone could hear Usopp and Chopper gulp.
"Second, his eyesight is based on movement so don't make a move if you don't want him to see you."
Everyone nodded though found it weird.
"Third, never break a stare-off with him."
Everyone wondered what would happen if they break a stare-off.
"Fourth, never tell him your real name."
Everyone nodded wondering what would happen if they told him their real name.
"Fifth, don't believe anything he says, no matter what."
Everyone arched an eye since Trust Me Bro seems pretty trustworthy.
"Sixth, Never act normal around him."
Act not normal, everyone jotted it down.
"Seventh, if you see him at night, don't run, and don't turn your back."
Everyone gulped, Trust Me Bro was starting to sound scary.
"Eighth, if he says he'll grant you any wish, refuse."
Any wish? Luffy's eyes shined.
"Ninth, if you hear his real name, put a blindfold over your eyes or just close them forever."
Everyone was skeptical and interested in why though?
"Tenth, don't show him weakness, it won't end well for you."
Usopp and Chopper shook and sweated.
Kuro smiled, "Now that the ten rules are out of the way, which I hope you remember, let's talk about who you'll all be."
Luna felt like Kuro was trolling but wondered where he was going to go with this.
Kuro pointed at Luffy, "You'll be Sun Wukong, the great sage equal to heaven."
Luffy's eyes shined and O as he grabbed the staff Kuro threw at him.
Kuro pointed at Zoro, "You'll be Joker, the toxic clown."
Zoro arched an eye and took the red nose Kuro threw at him.
Kuro pointed at Kuina, "You'll be Tashigi, the nerdy marine."
Tashigi was offended and Kuina rolled her eyes as she caught the flying glasses.
Kuro pointed at Nami, "You'll be Bilbo, the thief in the shadow."
Nami's eyes narrowed as she seemed to remember the words from somewhere.
Kuro threw a golden ring and Nami caught it.
Kuro pointed at Usopp, "You'll be Pinocchio, the puppet who can't lie."
Usopp fell into thought as he caught a cap with a feather on it.
Kuro pointed at Sanji, "You'll be Gordon Ramsay, the chef."
Sanji arched an eye as he caught a bottle of lamb sauce.
Kuro pointed at Chopper, "You'll be Doctor Doom, the mad lad."
Chopper smiled and caught a metal mask.
Kuro pointed at Robin, "You'll be Robin Hood, the charming bandit."
Robin smiled curiously as she caught the bow Kuro threw at her.
Kuro pointed at Franky, "You'll be T-800, the terminator."
Franky rubbed his chin with curiosity and caught the sunglasses Kuro threw at him.
Kuro pointed at Brook, "You'll be Death, the reaper."
Brook's laughed and caught the scythe Kuro threw at him.
Kuro pointed at Luna, "You'll be Mereoleona, the Crimson Lion."
"Thought it was going to be Kallen but that's fine," Luna smiled and caught two Brass Knuckles.
Kuro pointed at Tashigi, "You'll be Vivi, the Dust Biter."
"Dust Biter?" Tashigi caught a rubber duck.
Kuro shrugged, not understanding what he even said.
"Can we meet him now?" Luffy grinned.
Kuro held up a finger, "One moment."
Kuro threw a cross that Nami caught, a bottle of water that Robin caught, and silver chains that Kuina caught.
"If things get dangerous, use the cross to scare him off, the water to melt his flesh, and the seastone chains to weaken him," Kuro explained.
The three were weirded out but nodded.
Kuro breathed out a sigh and looked at everyone, "Good luck."
They watched as Kuro's neck twisted back with a crunch.
Everyone's eyes widened freaked out.
"What in the world!?" Luna's jaws fell.
They stood still shocked as Kuro's neck snapped in half and his spine revealed itself.
Everyone's eyes popped out including Brook.
"What!?" That was all Nami could say.
A suit formed on Kuro's body and his hand took out a top hat that was placed on his head.
Kuro's head snapped back on and twisted back to the strawhats.
Everyone was in awe and fear-struck.
Looking at Kuro's smiling crazy confident face, they could tell that was not Kuro.
Kuina used her observation haki and Kuro's head snapped towards her.
She freaked out and stopped.
Everyone became breathless and still as they wondered what this Kuro thing would do.
Trust Me Bro stood up and took off his top hat to introduce himself, "Hello everyone, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm Dad," Luna replied instinctively.
Hungry looked at Dad, "I thought you left to get milk."
Dad quickly collected herself at the monster before her and shrugged, "I couldn't find any so I came back."
Hungry smiled and then looked disappointed, "What's the point of you being a Dad if you can't even find milk."
Dad shrugged, "Can I be Mom instead?"
Seeing how weird Dad was acting, everyone immediately caught on.
Hungry fell into thought, "I don't know how to explain this to you, but as a Dad, you can't really transition into a Mom."
"This is 2050, I can be whatever!" Mom stated.
Hungry became shocked, if it was indeed 2050, then everyone can be whatever they want.
Hungry grinned, "Then I want to die."
Hungry pulled out a gun a shot himself in the head.
Everyone blinked wondering what was going on.
Mom looked at Death, "Don't take him."
Death was at a loss for words but nodded.
Suddenly, Hungry stood back up.
Hungry stared at Death and Death stared back.
It was a good thing Death couldn't blink or Hungry would have known he broke the stare off.
Everyone went silent as they watched the stare-off.
Suddenly, Hungry broke the stare off and became shy, "I find it very offensive you didn't take me."
Death laughed, "Then would you let me you now?"
"Nah, I'm hungry," Hungry stomach growled.
Hungry took out a knife and everyone watched with terror as he sliced a finger off.
They watched with jaws hung open as he crunched into the finger with his teeth and swallowed it.
Hungry regrew his finger and his gaze fell upon everyone, "Care to introduce yourself?"
Everyone collected themselves, Sun Wukong introduced himself first and one by one, they introduced themselves.
"What's the ship's name?" Hungry questioned.
T-800 was about to say Sunny when Robin Hood closed his mouth.
"A Trillion Sunny," Mom replied.
"Interesting," Hungry tapped the table, "But that doesn't make sense, every sun in the world was destroyed long ago when one lion attacked at night."
Mom elbow-bumped Sun Wukong, "Sun Wukong here made more suns."
Hungry narrowed his eyes and everyone sweated.
"Make sense," Hungry smiled.
Everyone became relieved inside.
They didn't know why, but the Hungry in front of them gave them a terrifying sense of calm fear.
Hungry looked at Doctor Doom, "That mask looks uncomfortable, why don't you take it off."
"Yeah, it does," Doctor Doom took off the mask.
Hungry's face fell.
Everyone did not like the sight of his face becoming filled with anger.
Immediately, Tashigi and Joker observation haki fired off.
The two struck Hungry but their blade simply passed through.
Tashigi and Joker's eyes widened, they had definitely used haki.
The gravity around them increased and the two fell to the ground.
Hungry's arm formed into a sharp rotating drill and lunged at Chopper.
Chopper stood his ground without fear as everyone around tried to react.
The drill stopped before Chopper's face.
"Why aren't you afraid of me?" Hungry questioned.
Chopper looked confused, "Why should I be afraid of you?"
Genuine tears fell from Hungry's eyes, Chopper could see the hurt in them.
Hungry smiled beautifully at Chopper, "Thank you."
Hungry started disintegrating as holy water dripped from his back and a cross fell.
Chopper didn't know why, but tears started falling from his eyes and he wiped them.
"Why am I crying?" Chopper cried as a flood of tears unleashed.
"That was wild," Luna voiced.
A figure appeared in the room and everyone breathed a sigh of relief as it was Kuro.
Kuro did not look happy at them, "I can't believe Chopper almost died because I listened to you guys."
Everyone became lost for words.
Kuro went to Chopper and patted his back, "Chopper, it's okay now, you're okay."
Chopper wiped his tears and looked at Kuro, "Why did Trust Me Bro seem so sad Kuro?"
Kuro sighed, "Crackheads aren't really treated nicely, if one came up to you with a knife, wouldn't you be scared."
Luna dissected Kuro's words, the whole encounter with Trust Me Bro felt like an encounter with a crackhead who you didn't know would stab you or not.
