AN: Ya'll ever wonder what happens to people's pet after they're arrested. Is the pet just stuck at home hungry for ten years? Let's hope there's PETA laws about that.
"Turn the beatbox on Kuro," Luna grinned.
Kuro turned the beatbox on and it started pumping a beat.
Luna went up to a bar door and kicked it open.
"This is the marine, get on the ground now!" Luna fired at the ceiling.
Everyone in the bar panicked and instinctively got on the ground.
"Now listen up you landlubbers!" Luna scowled.
Someone looked up and Luna fired a bullet past their face and they got down with fear.
"The next person who lifts their head is dead," Luna yelled.
Kuro looked at someone whose head was down and pointed at them, "I saw his head lift up."
Luna turned towards them with anger, "Looks like someone wants to die today."
They glanced up and panicked, "I didn't lift my head up, I swear."
"Oh," Kuro smiled, "My bad, but you just lifted your head up."
Realization dawned on them as a grinning Luna pulled the trigger.
"You know Kuro, shooting people and sleeping well doesn't seem right," Luna frowned.
Kuro shrugged, "Maybe cause you're shooting them and giving them a painless death. I say you beat the living daylight out of them."
Luna grinned brightly, "Yeah!"
The tied-up man in front of them trembled with terror as Luna proceeded to beat him to death.
Luna drank her strawberry juice, "You know Kuro, at first I thought I was going to have PTSD from killing people, but turns out if the person you're going to kill is a shitty human being, you actually get good dreams."
Kuro shrugged, "I don't know, maybe you're an insane psychopath or just built different."
"Why not both?" Luna grinned.
"Both is good," Kuro smiled.
"Ah, I never knew I loved living like this, I feel like a bad person," Luna sighed.
"More like unhinged," Kuro drank peach juice.
"What was your first kill like?" Luna eyed curiously.
"It felt, let's say, easy. It's hard to feel guilt if the person you killed tried to kill you," Kuro reminiscented.
"I can agree," Luna smiled, "Say, do you think my body count is higher than Robin?"
"I think both of you have the same body count," Kuro frowned.
Luna rolled her eyes, "You know what I mean."
"I do," Kuro nodded with a smile, "I'd say Robin's higher."
"Well then," Luna stood up, "Let's get mine higher."
Kuro sweatdropped, "This isn't cod where you try to get the most kills you know."
Luna became thoughtful and smiled, "Why not, let's go rampage a pirate island."
"Cap might be disappointed when he gets back," Kuro sighed.
"You're too much of a goody-two-shoes," Luna sighed.
Kuro frowned, "If I must, I will."
Luna smiled with dark eyes, "You know we're not like Luffy who's able to constantly hold up a good moral conscience."
"Yeah," Kuro sighed and looked at the criminal tied under their table.
"You know Kuro, I don't think I like bounty hunting anymore," Luna breathed.
"What was it? The blood, the despair of your victims, or what's left of your moral conscience?" Kuro questioned.
"I think all of that," Luna hummed.
Kuro studied Luna carefully, "You know, you're not the person you use to be."
"I know," Luna smiled, "I feel tougher and stronger."
Kuro nodded and laid on the grass, "What's your pirate way?"
"You mean ninja way?" Luna eyed.
Kuro shrugged, "Same thing no difference."
Luna stared wistfully at the sea, "I guess, to live with no regret... What's yours?"
Kuro smiled softly at the sky, "Don't got much of one, but as long as Kuina gets a happy ending, I'll be just fine."
Luna frowned, "You're a very hardcore sis con."
"I'll take that as a compliment, Khakakakakaka," Kuro smiled.
"You know Luna, I think I want to be a Luffy and Yamato shipper now," Kuro ate and stated.
Luna looked at Kuro, "What kind of drugs you on?"
Kuro smiled, "I just think Yamato is a better ship since it fits."
"I don't get a single thing you're saying," Luna chewed on her food and stared weirdly at Kuro.
"Look, I just don't think Boa's the right person for Luffy," Kuro smiled.
"It's cause she broke your arms huh?" Luna stared and smiled.
Kuro shrugged with a smile, "You got me."
"Can't believe you're still not over that," Luna smirked, "You're so petty."
Kuro crossed his arms, "Well why don't you have your arms get broken by a kick?"
Luna shook her head, "I'd prefer not to."
"That's what I thought," Kuro huffed.
"Aw hell naw, you did not," Luna glared.
"I just did," Kuro glared back.
The two proceeded to fight.
"Kuro, are you straight?" Luna questioned.
Kuro stared back blankly, "I don't know, are you a girl?"
"Yeah, I am," Luna ticked.
Kuro narrowed his eyes, "Looks like you want to dig my secrets."
"I'm bored okay," Luna sighed and whined, "So tell me why, ain't nothing but a mistake."
Kuro sighed, "Very well, if you incest."
"We're not even siblings," Luna stated.
"You don't say," Kuro arched an eye.
"Just tell me!" Luna whined.
"I won't tell you who, but I'll give you a hint, thick thighs saves lives," Kuro stated.
"It's Smoothie isn't it?" Luna stared dully.
Kuro's jaws hung open.
"Oh?" Luna smiled, "Can't believe I got it right first try."
"How?" Kuro questioned.
"There's not many who has thick thighs like that," Luna smiled.
Kuro touched his chin thoughtfully, "Yeah, you're right."
"But her thighs can't be the only things that attracts you right?" Luna question.
Kuro glanced away and sweat dropped.
Luna jaws hung open, "Do you have a thick thigh fetish?"
Kuro fell into thought and found thick thigh fetish disgusting, "No."
"So what is it?" Luna smiled questioning.
Kuro fell into thought and tried to think hard, "I don't have a thick thigh fetish, but I do like her perfect thighs."
Luna fell into thought, "Maybe you like beautiful things."
Kuro felt as if he had an enlightenment, "Yeah, I do!"
"What do you think is the most beautiful thing then?" Luna questioned smiling.
Kuro immediately had an answer and smiled, "My sister of course."
"Of course," Luna rolled her eyes, "I should have seen that from a mile away."
"Now it's for me to dig up your Law secrets," Kuro grinned.
Luna became embarrassed, "Don't you dare!"
"Who's gonna stop me!" Kuro yelled and thunder flashed in the background.
"I'll tell the crew about your thigh fetish," Luna stated coldly.
"It's not even true and you wouldn't," Kuro glared.
"Oh I would," Luna smiled, "And who's gonna stop me!" Luna yelled and thunder flashed in the background.
Alvida stared at Luna, "Where's your captain?"
"Nowhere you need to know," Luna eyed.
"Guess you need a good beating," Alvida smirked.
"Oh you want to throw hands," Luna grinned, "Square up thot!" Luna held up her fist.
Alvida laughed and swung her club.
Luna sent a punch which slipped past Alvida.
"What?" Was all Luna could say before the club slammed into her face.
"Captain, you can come out," Alvida voiced out loud.
Buggy came out cackling, "Well done Alvida, now we proceed as planned."
Unfortunately for them, Luna stood right back up and cracked her neck, "Ow that hurts."
Luna then threw a punch which obliterated a tree, "Let's continue."
Buggy and Alvida gulped, immediately, they ran away.
"Come back here!" Luna chased with a grin.
An interviewer came up to Kuro and Luna.
She looked at them nervously, "Hello, I would like to interview you two live, would you let me?"
Luna and Kuro glanced at each and back at the interviewer, "You may proceed," both of them stated.
The interviewer sat down with a transponder snail and turned it on.
"First, could you two tell us about yourself?" she questioned.
"I'm Kuro, I like cute and beautiful things," Kuro smiled.
"I'm Luna, I like secrets and juicy things," Luna smiled.
The interviewer looked at Kuro, "You're known to have many occupations, could you tell us what it takes to be successful as a bounty hunter, marine, and pirate?"
Kuro fell into thought, "As a bounty hunter, the main goal is to get filthy rich so having connections, preparation, and skills are what it takes to be successful."
The interviewer nodded, "What about as a marine?"
Kuro tilted his head, "Since a marine's main goal is to protect people from pirates, I'd say bravery, courage, and an unwavering will is what it takes."
"What about as a pirate?" The interviewer smiled.
Kuro smiled, "People are pirates for many reasons, but the most common reason is to be above the law. I'd say you need luck, insanity, and talent to be successful as a pirate."
The interviewer turned to Luna, "What's it like being a pirate."
Luna shrugged, "Too easy, I was expecting constant life-threatening battles with marines, bounty hunters, and other pirates but noooooo, you just had to become a warlord Kuro!!!"
Luna glared at Kuro and the interviewer sweatdropped.
Kuro shrugged, "I wanted former warlord on my resume."
Luna huffed, "And what kind of job do you think you can get with that on your resume? Are you right in the head mate?"
Kuro grinned, "Mate, let's not start speaking kangaroo now."
"I will speak kangaroo as I wish, you brain dead crackhead!" Luna snarled.
"Well, looks like miss huff and puff here is on her.."
"Don't you dare finish!" Luna glared.
Kuro turned back to the stunned interviewer, "It seems negotiation has broken down, I must implore you to get to the Chopper!"
"The what?" Was all the interviewer could utter before Kuro and Luna started fighting.
Tashigi stared at Luna and Kuro, "Where's the rest of everyone?"
Kuro sighed, "They quit the pirate life so it's only me and Luna now."
"Yeah," Luna sighed, "They said it wasn't fun anymore without constant life threatening battle with marines, pirates, and bounty hunters. I think I'm going to retire soon too."
Tashigi narrowed her eyes suspiciously at the two, "I feel like you two are lying."
Luna and Kuro gasped at the same time.
"How dare you accuse us without any evidence!" Kuro glared.
"I demand to speak to your manager!" Luna yelled, "No wait! I demand a trial by combat."
Tashigi stared blankly at them for a moment and decided to play along.
"My evidence is Trust Me Bro," Tashigi adjusted her glasses.
Kuro gasped, "Impossible."
Tashigi turned to Luna with her glasses shining, "I am the manager and your trial by combat is denied."
Luna gasped, "OMG."
Kuro and Luna turned to look at each other.
"I think I'm in love with her!" Luna smiled.
"Let's crewmate her up," Kuro grinned.
"I was thinking more of wife her up that'll do," Luna grinned.
Tashigi glasses cracked, "Screw you both!"
Kuro and Luna looked at the fleet of pirate ships before them.
They turned to each other, "Rock Paper Scissors shoot!"
Tashigi watched curiously and saw both of them got rock.
The two turned back to the pirate fleet and took a stance.
"I never freeze!" Kuro and Luna yelled as they proceeded to both unleash a punch that tore through the pirate fleet.
"What was that?" Tashigi questioned confused.
Kuro and Luna turned to look at Tashigi suspiciously.
"I think you need new glasses," Kuro stated.
"I think you need one more glasses so you'll have six eyes," Luna stated.
"Good burn Luna, she'll need a doctor for that," Kuro smiled.
"You too Kuro, and I think we might have killed her by how she's not breathing, let's get outta here before the marines find out!" Luna smiled.
Kuro turned into wings for Luna and the two flew away.
"Fuck you both!" Tashigi raged at the flying duo and proceeded to whip out a gun to shoot at them.
