At the dinner table, everyone looked at Kuro suspiciously as he took out a transponder snail.

"What are you doing Kuro?" Kuina questioned.

"A podcast," Kuro replied.

"A podcast?" Luffy tilted his head.

Luna elaborated, "While you guys were gone we had to make money somehow without pillaging so we had to get creative."

"I've never heard of this," Law stated.

"Me neither," Tashigi added.

Luna shrugged, "Well you can just watch while you eat if you want."

Luna turned to Kuro, "Ready?"

Kuro held a thumbs up and turned the snail on.

Luna started, "Hello everyone it's your favorite pirate duo, Luna and Kuro."

Kuro came in, "Before we start, a word from our sponsor for today's podcast, Raid Sha... I mean the World Government."

Luna came in, "Do you hate pirates, have you or your loved ones been killed by pirates? Then have no fear and join the Marines. You get free food, free training, and a vacation to visit your family graves once in a while. For a limited time only, say screw you to your local Marine recruiter for a head start in the Navy."

"Now let's begin," Kuro smiled.

"The first topic for today is, who's the greatest marine admiral," Luna stated.

"Let's start with Green Bull, he's a fraud so he's the least of them all," Kuro stated.

Luna nodded, "Next is Fujitora, he's a great admiral, but because he can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch, he's the second least of them all."

Kuro smiled, "Next is Kuzan, he's the coolest of them all, but because he's got no chill, he's the third least of them all."

Luna grinned, "Next is Akainu, he loves donuts, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, he's the fourth least of them all."

Kuro grinned, "And the greatest of all admirals."

Luna came in, "Admiral Kizaru!"

"Let's lay down two facts about him," Kuro smiled.

"He's got the balls to fight both Big Mom and Kaido at the same time," Luna stated.

"He's the most lit dude in the room," Kuro continued smiling.

"And that's why he's the goat, the GOAT!" Kuro and Luna yelled.


At Marineford, everyone in the room turned to Kizaru

Kizaru smiled calmly as he drank his coffee.

No one could tell if he was confused or embarrassed.

Only Kizaru knew what went inside his head.


"On to the next topic," Luna snapped.

"Kid, Apoo, and Hawkins have made an alliance, they currently plan on going after rat-haired Shanks," Kuro stated.

Luna smiled evily, "Unfortunately for them, the man, the beast, the legend, the strongest, hundred beast Kaido is about to fall on them!"

Kuro smiled, "Place your bets folks, who's going to win, the KAH alliance or Kaido!?"


"What?" was all Kid could say before something fell from the sky.

A loud destructive sound echoed throughout the island.

Kid, Apoo, and Hawkins saw a giant hole on the island.

Kaido came out of it and stared upon them.


"On to the next topic!" Luna snapped.

"With pleasure," Kuro smiled, "As you all know, our Captain is a bit crazy but he's a man of quality. He's bested Crocodile, Gecko, Jinbe, and currently going for Doflamingo next."

"What about Boa," Luna smiled mischievously.

Kuro sighed, "Although I hate to admit it, our Captain couldn't beat Boa Hancock. You can call him a fraud, but you can't call him a simp."

"Spittin facts," Luna giggled.

"What's a simp?" Luffy whispered to Robin.

"No idea, let's ask them later," Robin smiled.

Luffy nodded patiently.

"How do you think our Captain is going to fare again Doflamingo?" Kuro questioned.

Luna puffed with a confident grin, "It's going to be the easiest clap of the century. That pole stripper doesn't stand a chance against our Captain. Heck, if our Captain loses, It'll be like admitting to the whole world he's a fraud."

"Remind me to clap Mingo," Luffy whispered to Robin.

Robin nodded with a lost smile.


At a castle, Doflamingo frowned.

He was a very confident man with plenty of battle experience.

To get belittled by rookies didn't feel nice.

When they get to Dressrosa, he would show them terror.


"On to the next topic!" Luna snapped.

"How come there's no female admirals!" Kuro stated.

"We want, no, we demand a female admiral!" Luna stated.

"It is within our rights as pirates to request one!" Kuro stated.


At Marineford, marines who were listening in didn't know what to say.

They thought about it and could see that there was indeed no female admiral.

Ranks were based on merits and besides vice admiral Tsuru, there weren't many close to the position of admiral.

However, what kind of pirates think they can just request a new admiral?


"On to the next topic!" Luna snapped.

"Currently, the stock market is fluctuating heavily," Kuro stated.

"But we know four people whose stocks are absolutely safe to bet on," Luna stated.

"Captain Buggy," Kuro stated.

"Sniper King Sogeking," Luna stated.

"Shepherd Condoriano," Kuro stated.

"And Caesar Clown," Luna finished.


Buggy didn't know what to say as he wonderd what stocks were?

Usopp looked blankly at Luna and Kuro.

Condoriano became afraid as he realized they remembered him.

Caesar wondered what the heck they were talking about?


"On to the last topic!" Luna snapped.

"Who's going to be the next Fleet Admiral!" Kuro yelled excitedly.

"Is it Kuzan!?" Luna excited.

"Or is it Akainu!?" Kuro excited.

"One thing is for sure," Luna stated with a smile.

"The loser leaves Marineford," Kuro stated.

"And the winner becomes the Fleet Admiral," Luna stated.

"Place your bets, place your bets!" Kuro yelled.

"For the clash of magma and ice!" Luna yelled.

"For the future of the Marines!" Kuro and Luna yelled.


Akainu and Kuzan looked at each other after hearing what was said.

Sengoku didn't know what to say.

Garp laughed with an excited smile.

Tsuru frowned at what was to come in the future.


"On to the next topic!" Luna snapped.

"Ever wonder who the strongest Yonko is?" Kuro exclaimed.

"Is it Big Mom?" Luna questioned.

"Is it Kaido?" Kuro questioned.

"Is it rat-haired Shanks? Luna questioned.

"Or is it Whitebeard?" Kuro questioned.

"The answer is Whitebeard!" Luna exclaimed.

"Think about it," Kuro explained.

"He's called Whitebeard even though he doesn't have a beard," Luna stated.

"And absolutely no one questions it!" Kuro stated.


Whitebeard touched his beardless chin and started laughing.

His crew around him started laughing.

Marco sighed with a smile.

Ace grinned and laughed on the floor.

"Guess everyone should start calling you Whitemustache!" Ace cried with tears.


"On to the last topic!" Luna snapped.

"Which of the four seas is the strongest," Kuro smiled.

"Is it the North Blue?" Luna exclaimed.

"Is it the South Blue?" Kuro exclaimed.

"Is it the West Blue?" Luna exclaimed.

"Or is it the East Blue?" Kuro exclaimed.

"The answer is the East Blue!" Luna exclaimed.

"How, you may ask?" Kuro smiled.

"Go screw around like rat-haired Shanks in the East Blue and see if you'll lose more than an arm!" Luna smiled.

"Well, that's all folks!" Kuro stated.

"See you next time!" Luna stated.

"At Dressrosa!" Kuro and Luna stated.

Kuro turned off the transponder snail.

Luna frowned and ate her food, "How the fuck is this making us money again Kuro, I'm pretty sure digital money doesn't exist."

Kuro shrugged, "No idea."

"Ah, so we're both idiots," Luna nodded.

"Exquisitely indeed," Kuro sipped his tea.

The strawhats looked at the two and thought of what to say.

Luna and Kuro prepared for the barrage of questions.


At Elbaf, Shank frowned as his crewmates laughed at him.

"They called you rat haired Shanks!" Yasopp laughed.

"I think it suits you!" Lucky Roux laughed.

Ben smiled quietly and kept smoking.

"You think the KAH alliance will be fine Captain?" Gab questioned.

Shanks fell into thought, "Most likely not."


Luna stared deadpanned at Kuro, "You're British aren't you?"

Kuro spat out his tea and looked at Luna incredulously.

He wasn't British but Mercy was, but how did she find out though.

"How did you find out?" Kuro questioned.

Luna shrugged, "You said exquisitely and drank tea, that pretty much qualifies you as a British."

"No it doesn't," Kuro deadpanned.

Luna waved her hand, "Yeah yeah, whatever, anyway, I need you to do me a solid and speak British for the whole day."

"You mean English?" Kuro questioned.

"Nobody here speaks English, so speak British," Luna deadpanned.

Kuro scratched his head, "I'll try I guess."


Kuro wore a suit with a top hat and had a cane in his hand.

He walked up behind Luffy who was on the head of the Sunny staring at the sun on the horizon.

"Why Captain, is today not a lovely day?" Kuro questioned with a smile.

Luffy looked weirdly at Kuro and wondered why Kuro was speaking weirdly.

"Today is lovely I guess, but why are you speaking weirdly," Luffy questioned.

Kuro gasped, "Surely you jest Captain, although my tone of voice has changed, the way I speak to convey myself hasn't really changed much has it, dear Captain?"

Luffy felt he lost all his brain cells trying to process what Kuro said, "Uh what?"

Kuro sighed, "It seems you do not understand the way in which I conveyed myself, I am terribly sorry Captain. I will leave you be for the time being and speak to you at a later time."

Luffy watched blankly as Kuro walked away, "What?" was all Luffy could utter.


Kuro was sleeping peacefully and had a dream.

Mercy looked deadpanned at Kuro, "I need you to do me a solid and stop what you're doing."

"What do you mean?" Kuro questioned innocently with a smile.

Mercy was not amused, "Look, you ain't British. You weren't born or molded as one, you simply adopted it. So I need you to stop insulting my entire race and culture."

Kuro shrugged with a smile, "Perhaps if you give Luna a potato as a peace offering, I'll stop."

Mercy fell into thought, what the blimey did a potato have to do with anything?


Kuro was relaxing by swimming in the sea.

It was a beautiful and great day to swim.

Especially since they were currently sailing through a hurricane that appeared outta nowhere.

"Is everyone on board?!" Nami yelled.

One by one, the strawhats replied.

"Here," Kuro exclaimed.

Nami breathed a sigh of relief, it seems everyone was safely on board except for Kuro.

She was about to continue giving out orders when she and everyone else realized something.

Kuro wasn't on board, his voice had sounded from the sea.

They quickly went towards the rail and saw Kuro swimming in the sea.

"What?" That was all Nami could say.

Luna blinked and wondered what kind of drug she was currently on, "Nah, it can't be."

"How is Kuro swimming in the sea?!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Yeah, how?!" Luffy exclaimed.

Everyone looked carefully but could see that Kuro was swimming perfectly which didn't make any sense at all.

"How are you not drowning Kuro?!" Zoro yelled.

Kuro looked at Zoro as if he was stupid, "I can swim, why would I drown?"

Zoro rolled his eyes and pinched his nose, "You know what I mean."

"And what exactly do you mean?" Kuro questioned confused.

"How in the hell are you swimming in the ocean as a devil fruit user?!" Kuina yelled.

Kuro looked at Kuina as if she was stupid, "Why can't I swim in the ocean as a devil fruit user?"

Kuina took a deep breath, the things she had to deal with from Kuro.

Luna patted her back with a smile, "He's just trolling you, let me handle him. Hey Kuro, remember that devil fruit users are suppose to drown in the sea, we gotta keep the government propaganda up."

Kuro seemed to remember and brightened, "Oh yeah."

Then his expression became terrified, "Oh shit!"

Kuro started struggling as he started drowning, "Save me Jinbe!"

Jinbe felt lost but he quickly jumped into the sea and saved Kuro.