The sunny was sailing peacefully when Nami sensed a knock-up stream was about to form under it.
"Turn the ship!" Nami yelled.
Unfortunately, no one was at the helm.
"Hang on tight everyone," Luna yelled.
"Is something fun about to happen?" Luffy's eyes gleamed.
"What's about to happen?!" Tashigi questioned scared.
"We're blasting to the moon," Kuro cheered.
"Oh no we aren't!" Zoro and Sanji yelled.
The two ran down the stair and fell.
"Down D. Stairs strike again," Kuro laughed.
Kuina looked deadpanned at Kuro.
Sanji and Zoro fell on each other, and the two accidentally kissed.
Everyone looked dead horrified at the scene.
"You think they like it!" Luna exclaimed.
Everyone looked dead horrified at Luna.
Zoro and Sanji quickly got away from each other in embarrassment.
"Why'd you trip on me moss head?" Sanji yelled.
"You're the only one tripping," Zoro yelled back.
"I need holy water for my eyes," Kuro dead eyes.
Kuro poured holy water on his eyes and it burned.
"Ah, it burns!" Kuro grabbed his eyes.
"Someone take the helm!" Nami shark teethed.
"Oh my, it looks like we're too late," Robin grimaced.
"Strawhat!" Law yelled and held on tight.
"Eeeeeee!" Chopper and Usopp held on together.
"Save me Jinbe kun!" Brooks yelled and held on to Jinbe.
Jinbe felt like he lost a few brain cells as he looked at the surrounding chaos.
The knock-up stream shot Sunny up into the sky.
Everyone screamed for dear life.
The Sunny reached the sky and Kuro jumped off.
He turned into a cloud and held Sunny up.
"You guys need to lose some weight," Kuro groaned with a laugh.
"I wonder if Sunny will fall if we tickle him," Luna exclaimed.
Everyone looked dead horrified at Luna.
"Don't," Nami deadpanned.
"I wonder too," Robin smiled and started forming arms under the Sunny to tickle Robin.
"Stop her!" Nami yelled horrified.
"You can't tickle me as a clown," Kuro smugged.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as the Sunny remained stable.
Luna had a gleam in his eye, "Hey Luffy, what does a cloud with lots of money do?"
"What?" Luffy tilted his head.
"Make it rain!" Luna exclaimed.
Luffy fell into thought as he tried to process the joke while everyone else got it.
"What does have to do with the situation?" Nami questioned.
"We're up in the Grand Line sky," Luna smiled mischievously.
Nami looked at Kuro and screamed.
Kuro was raining.
When the cloud Kuro runs out of rain, they were going to fall.
"Stop raining Kuro!" Usopp exclaimed horrified.
"I get the joke!" Luffy exclaimed with a cheer.
"Now's not the time!" Kuina shark teethed.
Unfortunately, Kuro ran out of rain and the Sunny fell.
Momo grabbed onto Brooks for dear life and became scared upon getting up close to Brook's skull.
Brook screamed along with Momo.
Luffy and Luna laughed while everyone screamed with fear.
"I'm going to kill you if we survive this!" Nami yelled at Luna as she held onto dear life.
Law made a room as the Sunny was about to hit the ocean.
He threw a rock and switched Sunny with it.
With a boom, Sunny fell into the ocean.
"Are we alive?" Usopp questioned paralyzed on the floor.
Franky in pajamas came out of the sleeping quarter, "What's all that noise?"
Everyone dropped with released stress.
"Let's do it again!" Luffy exclaimed with a cheer.
"Yeeeeaaahhh!" Luna roared with a grin.
Kuro fell into the Sunny lightly.
"No," Nami deadpanned.
"Would you look at the water," Kuro grinned.
Nami's face fell and checked the water.
"Why?!!!" Nami yelled and hanged onto dear life again.
Another knock up stream knocked Sunny up into the sky.
"Muwah, what do you think of my masterpiece Kuro?" Luna showed a painting of a half naked Law.
Kuro dropped dead to the ground.
Luffy laughed at seeing the half naked picture of Law.
Robin's eye and mouth appeared in the room, "What are you laughing... Oh my."
Kuina came into the room and saw the picture.
She had a disappointed look at everyone in the room.
Kuina proceeded to close the door.
"It's not what you think Kuina!" Kuro cried, "I don't like looking at Law abs."
Luna gasped, "How could you say that!"
Luna and Kuro proceeded to brawl with Luffy joining in.
Kuro eyed Chopper, "A thousand berri, I can tickle Chopper for ten seconds."
"That's not much but alright," Luna agreed.
Kuro turned invisible and sneaked up on the unsuspecting Chopper.
"I heard you!" Chopper shark teethed and threw a powder that revealed Kuro.
Chopper turned buff and proceeded to chase Kuro around.
"Looks like I'll win," Luna grinned, "I wonder what I can buy with a thousand berri."
Luna started doing math in her head.
A thousand berri was worth around 60 cents.
That was pretty close to 50 cents.
Luna gaze turned back to Chopper chasing Kuro.
She could see Kuro was about to sneak tickle Chopper.
"Watch out Chopper!" Luna yelled.
Zoro fell from the crow nest, "An enemy attack?!"
Sanji slammed the kitchen door opened, "I'll protect you Nami Chan!"
Unfortunately for Chopper, he couldn't dodge and Kuro proceeded to tickle him for ten seconds.
Luffy looked at the guy flying towards them in the sky.
"That's Mingo, the heavenly demon," Luna explained.
"Oh," Luffy fisted his palm.
Luna continued explaining, "He's one of the seven warlords and is here to take Caesar back."
"Shurororororo, you're all doomed now straw hats!" Caesar laughed.
Luffy smacked Caesar on the head and looked back at Mingo, "So he's the guy I gotta one shot."
"Not if I one shot him first!" Luna exclaimed and reeled her arm back.
"Hey you can't do that!" Luffy exclaimed and reeled his arm back.
The two got ready to one shot Doflamingo.
Usopp saw Doflamingo, "Enemy attack!"
Zoro fell from the crow nest, "An enemy attack?!"
Sanji slammed the kitchen door opened, "I'll protect you Nami Chan!"
Law appeared besides Luffy with a grim look.
When Doflamingo got within attack range, Luffy and Luna both attacked.
Doflamingo gritted his teeth with shock as he got one shot and fell towards the sea.
Law looked at the scene incredulously.
"I one shot him!" Luffy exclaimed.
"No I did!" Luna exclaimed.
Luna and Luffy proceeded to brawl.
Jinbe jumped into the save and dragged the unconscious Doflamingo onto the ship.
"What do we do with him?" Jinbe questioned everyone.
"Let's make him walk the plank!" Kuro exclaimed.
"Let's turn him in for money!" Luna exclaimed and punched Luffy.
"I like that idea!" Nami exclaimed with berri in her eyes.
"He's a warlord, we can't turn him in," Robin voiced.
"Well we have Kuro who's also Warlord so we can turn him in," Chopper eyes shined.
Robin sweat dropped, "I don't think that's how that works."
"Let's all vote on it!" Nami exclaimed.
"Plank!" Kuro exclaimed.
"Berri, I mean turn him in!" Nami exclaimed.
Everyone sweat dropped.
In the end, everyone voted to turn Doflamingo in.
Kuro shulked in the corner talking about how he wanted Doflamingo to walk the plank.
Luna, Nami, and Luffy were staring out into the sea.
Nami pointed at a giant pirate ship with a mammoth head, "What's that."
Luna gasped, "It's Lack The Wack! We gotta run."
"Already on it!" Kuro yelled and manned the helm.
Luffy tilted his head, "Huh, why are we running."
Usopp saw the pirate ship, "Enemy attack!"
Zoro fell from the crow nest, "An enemy attack?!"
Sanji slammed the kitchen door opened, "I'll protect you Nami Chan!"
Law appeared besides Luffy with a blank look.
"I feel like this is familiar," Nami voiced.
"Why are we running?" Luffy stared blankly at Luna.
Luna elaborated, "Lack The Wack once fought against Fleet Admiral Sengoku and admiral Fujitora. We only got two admiral level on our crew, we can't beat someone like him."
"We won't know if we don't try!" Luffy exclaimed.
"The Cap's right, let's dedicate our heart!" Kuro screamed.
Luna looked blanked and then grinned, "Alright, tonight we dine in hell! Charge!"
"No we're not!" Nami yelled horrified, "Turn the ship away!"
When the Beast Pirates came closer.
Everyone could see Lack The Wack.
A towering man with sickles.
He had a mad look in his eyes.
"Hand over Doflamingo and Caesar or die!" Lack roared.
"We don't negotiate with pirates!" Kuro yelled.
"Yeah!" Tashigi yelled and then realized blankly she was on a pirate ship.
"It wasn't really negotiating, more like demanding," Usopp chimed blankly.
Lack roared and jumped towards the Sunny.
Kuina, Luffy, Kuro, and Zoro's eyes turned serious.
Four blast of conqueror gushed forth and sent Lack into the sea.
The beast pirates on the ship turned unconscious.
Many of the strawhats could barely stand.
"Don't do that all at once," Nami shark teethed.
"Shishishishi, sorry," Luffy rubbed his head sheepishly.
"But it was cool," Kuro exclaimed.
"I'll make sure to not join them next time," Kuina patted Nami's back.
"I wanna go back to sleep," Zoro grumbled.
Everyone ate peacefully at the dinner table.
Luna suddenly had a thought.
"You know guys, now that we've beaten Lack The Wack, I feel like we can take on Marineford," Luna exclaimed.
"Definitely not," Robin smiled.
"What's with the crazy thought," Nami sighed.
"But it just might work," Kuro eyes gleamed.
"What?" Usopp looked blankly at Kuro.
"Nevermind," Kuro waved.
"We won't know if we don't try!" Luffy exclaimed.
Zoro nodded his head with agreement.
Tashigi looked deadpanned at Luffy and Zoro, she was right here.
Kuina rolled her eyes, "We don't have beef with them."
"Let's make beef then," Luna yelled.
"Get to cookin Sanji!" Kuro exclaimed.
Make it tasty, Luffy's mouth watered with food.
"What?" Sanji looked blankly as his smoke fell out.
Law grabbed his head, "Why am I here again?"
"Let the Sanji cook," Kuro exclaimed.
"But we already have food," Chopper voiced blankly.
"This is food at home, I want McDonald!" Luna roared.
"This is food on ship, and what's McDonald?" Usopp stared blankly.
"I didn't know Irish people eat McDonald," Kuro stated.
Luna looked deadpanned at Kuro, "Kuro we eat potato."
"Oh yeah, forget, my bad," Kuro laughed.
"What's McDonald, is it tasty?" Luffy's mouth watered.
Luna touched her chin, "It's a happy meal that makes people happy."
"That sounds tasty!" Luffy eyes shined, "I want it."
Kuro touched his chin, "Doesn't Fifth Gear Luffy get stronger the happier he gets, we can use McDonald to buff him."
Luna nodded with eyes shining, "Yeah! I forgot about that, we can definitely do that."
"Fifth Gear?" Luffy tilted head.
Luna waved her hand, "Don't worry about it, it's spoiler territory."
"Oh," Luffy nodded.
"So how do we make McDonald," Kuro looked blank.
Luna looked blankly and scratched her head, "No idea, maybe Sanji could reverse engineer the recipe."
"Let the man cook!" Kuro exclaimed.
"How did the conversation get to here!" Kuina exclaimed.
Tashigi, Law, Momo, Caesar, Kin'emon, and Doflamingo felt like they were in a very weird place.
