The Tragic Sting of The 2099 Scorpion
WORK IN PROGRESS
Flying through the endless voids of space to another awesome food planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Turtle, Scirocco Mole, Dr. Abel Cuvier, Universe 666 Floronic Man, Meka and Wolf Eels as well as Hikaru, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, Emerald Princess and Amy the Crystal Princess and we were heading there for an awesome rescue.
Me: I wonder what this food planet will be like.
Qin: Boy who knows.
Nico: I bet it will be a fun one.
Sonata Dusk: I hope it's a planet made of tacos.
Nico: That will cool.
Lola: Yeah it sure would. We haven't seen a taco planet yet.
Xenia: No kidding.
Hikaru: I'm really excited about this oone.
Esther Blanchett: Me too.
Nico: Hikaru, I want to thank you, Turtle, and your teams for coming
Hikaru: No problem Nico. This will be fun.
Lola: It sure will.
Nico: Esther, what do you like to do in your free time?
Esther: When I'm not learning how to try and be a queen, I'm a minister at a church.
Lola: Being a minister is a good idea.
Qin: It sure is.
Xenia: Yeah.
Fiona Hernandez: Just like how we met Nico.
Maria Hernandez: We met Nico in church and that is perfect for you.
Esther: I'm glad you think so.
Nico: I pity the poor idiots who try to vandalize a church when you're around.
Esther: Yeah no kidding.
Qin: Don't worry we made sure to hire extra protection around Esther's church.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: Boy the Noir Vulture REALLY PISSED US OFF six ways till Sunday!
Nico: No lie there! That version of him was a monster!
Turtle: Our Vulture was horrified by his Noir's actions
Me: Boy he must've puked up Carrion after hearing what he did.
Turtle: YUCK! But yeah he did. By the way J.D. how is your shoulder from where he bit you?
Me: Good. All healed up.
Nico: That was genius using your poisonous blood to kill him.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: Light was able to severely harm him.
Qin: Just like the Bioraptors we faced. Remember those?
Nico: That is very coincidentally similar.
Xenia: Yeah.
Camie: But also he looked like a mixture of Gollum and Voldemort.
Fiona Hernandez: Boy that was shocking. How did Noir Spiderman handle being told about them?
Me: He did not like those 2 one teeny tiny bit. He was really enraged about them that he broke a fire hydrant clear off.
Lola: GEEZ! I would be mad myself at the mention of those two.
Nico: But either way, the Ben Parker of that world has been avenged.
Me: Along with all the other people that Noir Vulture killed. Now all we have left is Goblin and that world will be forever free.
Xenia: You got that right.
Girl Jordan: I can't wait to face Ultimate Carnage and show that son of a bitch what for!
Qin: You really are looking forward to that huh?
Girl Jordan: Yep.
Me: Any version of Carnage is prey for Girl Jordan the Carnage Destroyer.
We laughed!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) Hey that's a great title.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Okay. If that version of Ultimate Carnage isn't Kasady, you can still kill said Serial Killer if he shows up
Girl Jordan: Deal.
Qin: Good.
Maria: We're here.
We arrived at the planet.
We saw that it looked like a desert planet from above.
Me: Looks like a desert planet from up here.
Nico: Lets get a closer look.
We went down to the planet and we landed and to our amazement and Sonata Dusk's delight we saw that it was A PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TACOS!
Me: OH WOW! It's a planet of Tacos!
Xenia: Boy this is cool!
Sonata Dusk: OH BOY! TACOS! I LOVE TACOS!
We laughed!
Me: Boy Sonata Dusk is home!
Nico: Let me try some!
We went and ate some.
Me: Oh boy! (CRUNCH) Mmm! Crispy, delicious and yummy!
Xenia: Boy this planet is a perfect Taco Tuesday Haven.
Sonata: My tacos!
Me: Now Sonata there's more than enough for everyone. (CRUNCH) Mmm! Yummy.
Nico: (CRUNCH) Mmm! Boy the kids of Springfield elementary would love this planet. I heard they LOVE Taco Tuesday. (Season 25, Episode 13)
Qin: Boy they sure do. (CRUNCH) Mmm! So good. Anyone brought any taco sauce?
Sonata: Get your own!
Me: Sonata there's PLENTY here.
Sonata Dusk: Oh sorry.
Qin: No worries. (LAUGHS) Taco fever. (CRUNCH) Mmm!
Lola: Boy these are awesome. (CRUNCH) Mmm! Delicious.
Me: They sure are.
Girl Jordan was thinking about something.
Me: Something on your mind Girl Jordan?
Nico: You're wondering why Ultimate Electro is still in the SHIELD prison if that world? I just feel it might pay off soon.
Girl Jordan: No no it's not that. I have this strong feeling that the Carnage we're about to face later on is actually going to be the clone of Gwen Stacy. Like the one we met when I was in that blind rage like that. Remember?
Me: Boy I remember that one. That was a scary comic I read. Stan Lee said that Ultimate Spider Man Vol. 11 was his most brutal work he ever made.
Girl Jordan: But looking back I can't believe I did that. I was so hellbent on getting revenge on Carnage.
Leeli: It'll be okay Girl Jordan. You didn't know that one was Gwen Stacy.
Takeshi Hongo: I can't believe that Girl Jordan was robbed of her life by Carnage. What he did to her was horrible.
Me: And ever since then Girl Jordan has been hellbent on destroying all versions of Carnage all over and she is not going to stop till she kills ALL of them.
Turtle: Except the ones in our ranks.
Girl Jordan: I know. Those are the exceptions.
Me: But if this version of Ultimate Carnage is going to be like the one I saw in the comic book, then we're going to be in for one helluva rescue operation when we face him.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Me: Tell you what Girl Jordan, when we face Ultimate Carnage, we'll rescue Gwen and then you can transform into your most powerful form and blast the Carnage Symbiote into smithereens and banish him to the Black Gates.
Girl Jordan: I would like that very much J.D.
Me: Good.
Nico: We may have to brace ourselves if Ultimate Carnage gets his hand on a fragment.
Me: If he does, we'll be ready for it.
Qin: The power of those fragments is amazing!
Nico: Boy no kidding. As much as it pains me to say it but those fragments made the villains we faced AS POWERFUL As us.
Me: Yeah they sure did! Boy we're going to have to pull off the kiddie gloves with these guys.
Xenia: Yeah.
Juran: Or we keep doing what we normally do.
Me: And that is beat their butts and get the fragments.
Nico: Yep but J.D. does raise a good point. If these fragments make any villain as powerful as us then we're going to have to get serious and raise the stakes.
Eli: I agree. We can't afford anymore mistakes like with Noir Vulture.
Lola: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: What powers have wee seen so far from them?
Me: Kraven got super speed, Hammerhead got metallic skin, 2099 Hobgoblin got Cloning Powers, Electro got Lightning Beast Synthesis, Sandman got unstable stronger sand powers, and Noir Vulture got teleportation. Who knows what the rest will be capable of.
Qin: But so far all those powers they got were amazing. Especially Ultimate Electro's powers.
Me: That was the coolest one out of them all.
Camie: It sure was.
Nico: Are you referring to Noir Spidey just running after Noir Vulture and almost getting run over by a train?
Me: Both that and how that bomb got you guys put into a burning building and almost deep fried.
Nico: Good point.
Eli: Yeah. (Crunch) Mmm!
Qin: J.D. is right on that. We can't afford to make anymore slipups with power like this.
Spiderman: I agree there. With these fragments out there we got to take this seriously.
Lola: Right.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Maria: Hey, that scumbag just got a lucky shot in.
Me: Maybe so but that is one mistake we can't make again.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Agreed.
We had a good snack.
Me: (Crunch) Mmm! Good tacos though.
Sonata Dusk: They sure are. Thanks for taking me here.
Me: No problem. But it's awesome.
Xenia: Yep. Now to get to work.
Nico: We can't speak for the other 4 Spideys. These ARE their worlds after all.
Me: I know.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a really crazy rescue here on the taco planet, and this will be of interest to you, Peter: I found out that the villain we'll be facing is your old foe, Screwball.
Me: Liz Allen A.K.A. Screwball!? Whoa!
Spiderman: Screwball's here?! Ooh boy, this is going to be one screwy fight with her again.
Nico: She's one of your old foes, and why did you say it's going to be a screwy fight with her again?
Lincoln: Screwball is one of Peter's goofiest foes, she's a self-styled performance artist and she's the world's first live-blogging super-villain.
Nico: What? She's a live-blogging supervillain?! Sheesh, now that really is screwy!
Me: I know, Pete told me she was an internet personality and social-media attention monger to such an extent that she actually committed her crimes on camera and uploaded them on her blog.
Eli: Is she crazy?! She's literally trying to get caught!
Lincoln: And not only that, but her website also has 18 million subscribers, so she's already famous on the internet.
Spiderman: And she's also a master impersonator, she once impersonated me. I tell ya, that girl's all kinds of screwy.
Lincoln: Well, we definitely know where she's going: The Masters of Evil, but first, we got to fight her, and knowing her, she's gonna live-stream it for her blog.
Nico: I agree there.
Pipp Petals: Boy she is like me because I like to post on Social Media too.
Qin: That is amazingly coincidental.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Does she have cameras here?
Lincoln: No she likes using her phone mostly.
Nico: That makes sense.
Me: Boy she would get along great with Lori and Pipp. Both of them are Social Media Bloggers.
Xenia: They sure are.
Pipp Petals: We sure would. Oh my glitter that is too true.
Lola: Yeah.
Lincoln: (Senses for Screwball) AHA! Gotcha! She's 20 yards away and closing fast! (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!
Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!
Lincoln: Yep. (Sighs) Flip's going to go way too far one of these days.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Screwball.
Me: All right lets get her.
Qin: Yeah!
?: I hope you all are ready, I've got the cameras rolling and we are streaming!
Spiderman: Should've guessed it was you, Screwball. Come on out, hope you got your cameras rolling!
We then saw our target, Screwball, Spiderman's goofiest foe, and she's got flying cameras and they are on and rolling.
Nico: (Whistles) Flying cameras, you really know how to live-stream.
Screwball: You bet I am, now come on, let's get this fight started!
Lincoln: This is so definitely different from the villains we faced in the past, whenever we go after our old enemies and villains who we haven't gone after on Nico's or my rescues, they're always pissed off and extremely insane with revenge on their minds, but you're an exception.
Spiderman: What'd you expect, she's not like any of our enemies.
Fiona: And if it's a fight she wants with us for her blog, she's got one.
Nico: She's here somewhere
Me: Keep your eyes pealed.
?: I hope you all are ready, I've got the cameras rolling and we are streaming!
Spiderman: Should've guessed it was you, Screwball. Come on out, hope you got your cameras rolling!
We then saw our target, Liz Allen A.K.A. Screwball, Spiderman's goofiest foe, and she's got flying cameras and they are on and rolling.
Me: Liz Allen A.K.A. Screwball.
Spiderman: Boy been a long time since we last faced each other Liz.
Screwball: I know it feels like forever Webby. I was beginning to think you forgot about me.
Spiderman: I know a lot of enemies.
Me: It's the major enemies we had to go after mostly.
Nico: (Whistles) Flying cameras, you really know how to live-stream.
Me: Very cool and awesome.
Screwball: You bet I am, now come on, let's get this fight started!
Lincoln: This is so definitely different from the villains we faced in the past, whenever we go after our old enemies and villains who we haven't gone after on Nico's or my rescues, they're always pissed off and extremely insane with revenge on their minds, but you're an exception.
Spiderman: What'd you expect, she's not like any of our enemies.
Fiona: And if it's a fight she wants with us for her blog, she's got one.
Suddenly, Fiona's eyes turned neon electric blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, lightning bolts, sparks of lightning, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Screwball, she left rainbow energy, stars, lightning bolts, sparks of lightning, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Fiona: You're definitely not like any of the villains we'd fought against, and since you've already got your cameras rolling and ready to post the footage on your blog, well then, you've gotten your wish, so let's give your audience the fight you've been looking for.
Screwball: Yes! Oh, BTW, there's another massive army of hulking musclebound thugs heading here and they're on the orders of two rich people.
Lincoln: The Northwests still have armies of hulking musclebound thugs? Jeez, their connections with the criminal underworld really run deep.
Me: Which means more for Lincoln to drain dry of their massive muscle mass and great physical strength!
Lincoln: And you and Nico as well, J.D.
Nico: He's right, we can't let him do this on his own, we've got to help out Lincoln. Even though they are already dead, it won't hurt to piss them off from beyond the grave.
Me: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Suddenly, Fiona was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, bolts of lightning, and sparks of lightning surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Fiona's massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, bolts of lightning, and sparks of lightning surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF FIONA AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: HOPE YOUR CAMERAS ARE SHOCK-PROOF! BECAUSE SPARKS ARE ABOUT TO FLY!
Eli: BIG TIME!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO FIONA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, FIONA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Fiona grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has electric blue highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair and a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon electric blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, lightning bolts, sparks of lightning, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has an electric blue dragon with bolt of lightning on its stomach emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with electric blue iris, she has on dragon earrings with electric blue gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with electric blue gems embedded in the gold flame links and electric blue crystal links and a electric blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon with electric blue gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and white and gold accented choker on her neck, Fiona has on a long-sleeved pink-striped sweater with electric blue dragon on it, blue jeans, black shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, bolts of lightning, sparks of lightning, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a dragon surrounded by lightning bolts and stars. Suddenly, Fiona felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with electric blue tips on the large dark brown feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, Fiona has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large electric blue gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on pink fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand
Suddenly, Fiona's massive greatsword and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, bolts of lightning, sparks of lightning, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fiona's Electric Thunderstorm Astrape and Bronte Twin Greek Goddess Greatsword of Greek Lightning Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded electric blue gems and Astrape and Bronte, The Greek Twin Goddesses of Lightning, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large electric blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large electric blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four pink dragon heads with electric blue gems for eyes and large pink gems in their mouths and a large angel head with electric blue gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with electric blue gems for eyes and a large electric blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon that said, "Fiona, Awesome Friend of Leni Loud, Jackie, Mandee, and Miguel, Employee of Reinengers' Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Snake Jailbird and Volt Kraken, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Astrape and Bronte, The Greek Twin Goddesses of Lightning, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Lightning, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
フィオナ、レニ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、ジャッキー、マンディー、ミゲル、ライネンジャーズの従業員、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、コムの真の女神情熱、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして強力な生徒、驚くべきものと力強い生徒強力な教師、スネーク・ジェイルバードとボルト・クラーケンの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、アストラペとブロンテの使者でありチャンピオン、ギリシャの双子の雷の女神、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして稲妻、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Fiona's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Fiona has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE ASTRAPE AND BRONTE GREEK SUPERCELL ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ASTRAPE AND BRONTE GREEK SUPERCELL ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ASTRAPE AND BRONTE GREEK SUPERCELL ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Fiona's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Screwball saw it, she took out her phone and she took a pic of Fiona and posted it on her blog.
Fiona: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Greek Astrape and Bronte Lightning Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Greek Astrape and Bronte Lightning Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) I might've guessed you'd take a picture.
Screwball: Just to let my subscribers know who I'm fighting. Oh, and those thugs should be coming right now.
Suddenly, we saw three massive armies of The Northwests' hulking musclebound thugs charging right at us like stampeding bulls.
Suddenly, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the first wave of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Then, I fired vacuum tubes from my chest which latched onto the chests of the second wave of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I really grew even stronger. When I was done, the vacuum tubes had detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into me, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and I fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.
Finally, Nico fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the third wave of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into Nico and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive dark blue angel wings with dark blue tips spread out and glowed and his halo also glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Nico was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Nico, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.
Sonata Dusk: That's it for The Northwests' musclebound hulking thugs. Now, we can get this battle started.
Screwball: Hmm. Nope. Not getting pissed off. I don't know what everyone else is talking about.
Me: I don't either. Also Liz you are like Spiderman's version of Deadpool.
Screwball: I do act like him don't I.
Jamesdean5842: Except you don't break the fourth wall like he does all the time.
Screwball: Yeah that is confusing.
Me: But it's what he does.
Nico: Are you really Peter's old classmate?
Screwball: I sure am. And we went to Midtown High School Together.
Me: You must've heard about him being Spiderman as well.
Screwball: I sure did and let me tell you I was shocked finding out about that.
Me: So was most of the city. But thanks to us killing most of every hero's major enemies they don't have to live in fear anymore.
Nico: It's true. Most of them are in our frenemies of the M.O.E.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Sonata Dusk's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a purple, dark blue, and light blue energy aura with stars, light, purple hearts, magic, music notes, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Sonata Dusk's Musical Alicorn Greatsword of Light Selflessness and Celestial Music Love, and as she approached Screwball, she left purple, dark blue, and light blue energy, stars, light, purple hearts, magic, music notes, and Alicorns with every step.
Sonata Dusk: Like Fiona said, you're not like any of our old enemies from the past, but we already know you're looking for a fight, so consider it your wish granted, Screwball.
Suddenly, Sonata Dusk was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple, dark blue, and light blue energy with stars, light, magic, purple hearts, and music notes surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Sonata Dusk's massive Sonata Dusk's Musical Alicorn Greatsword of Light Selflessness and Celestial Music Love, and it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of purple, dark blue, and light blue energy with stars, light, magic, purple hearts, and music notes surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SONATA DUSK! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SONATA DUSK EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(LA MER BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS)
Sonata Dusk grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven dark blue and light blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark blue highlights and dark blue streaks in the bangs of her long flowing dark blue and light blue streaked hair in a ponytail, she has neon purple eyes and a purple, dark blue, and light blue energy aura with stars, light, purple hearts, magic, music notes, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with Sonata Dusk's cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with a blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Selflessness and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the gold music note links and purple crystal links and a purple Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Selflessness and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant, she has on a white and gold-accented choker with red jewel pendant on her neck, Sonata Dusk has on a purple short-sleeved blouse, purple skirt, purple knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lights, hearts, and music notes on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by light and music notes. Suddenly, Sonata Dusk felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light blue angel wings with dark blue tips on the light blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her dark and light blue streak tail also grew longer, and she now has a light blue unicorn horn on her head. Sonata Dusk has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Sonata Dusk's massive Sonata Dusk's Musical Alicorn Greatsword of Light Selflessness and Celestial Music Love and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brilliant cerise energy, stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sonata Dusk's Redemption Siren Song Musical Alicorn Greatsword of Equestrian Redemption Light Selflessness and Celestial Siren Song Music Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded light blue blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large dark blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with dark blue gems for eyes and large unicorn head with brilliant cerise gems for eyes and large dark blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with brilliant cerise gems for the eyes and a large dark blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and dark blue Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a brilliant cerise kanji below the alicorn that said, "Sonata Dusk, Alicorn Princess of Siren Song Redemption Friendship, Friend of Sunset Shimmer, Friend of Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze, Loving Girlfriend of Cye, Archenemy of Sir Raleigh, Lover of Tacos, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Siren Songs, Magic, and Alicorns"
ソナタ・ダスク、アリコーン・プリンセス・オブ・サイレン・ソング・リデンプション・フレンドシップ、サンセット・シマーの友人、アダージョ・ダズルとアリア・ブレイズの友人、サイの愛するガールフレンド、ローリー卿の宿敵、タコスの恋人、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者と殺害者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者とクイーン・オパリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友好卓の騎士団のメンバー、そしてセイレーンの歌、魔法、そしてアリコーンの達人
Suddenly, Sonata Dusk's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Sonata Dusk has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SIREN SONG REDEMPTION ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP REDEMPTION MELODIOUS SIREN SONG ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP REDEMPTION MELODIOUS SIREN SONG ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP REDEMPTION MELODIOUS SIREN SONG ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Sonata Dusk's Super Angel-Siren Song Redemption Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Screwball saw it, she took out her phone and she took a pic of Sonata Dusk and posted it on her blog.
Sonata Dusk: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Siren Song Redemption Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Siren Song Redemption Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Might've known you'd take a picture of me and post it onto your blog.
Screwball: I got to let my subscribers know about it, alright, now we can fight.
Lincoln: Figures you'd say that.
Nico: Also, have you come across any magic rocks?
Screwball: No sorry I haven't.
Me: Good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Sonata Dusk and Fiona, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now that we made sure that the hulking musclebound thugs of The Northwests along with Flip's musclebound thugs had been dealt with, now we can fight without their interruptions whatsoever.
Lincoln, Sonata Dusk, and Fiona went after Screwball, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple, dark blue, and light blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Screwball and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Sonata Dusk, and Fiona attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts.
Screwball: WHOO! Man, that blog I saw wasn't kidding, you guys are literally beyond mega strong, it's like you guys are literally gods.
Me: We get called that all the time.
Eli: Yeah we're practically gods among man.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) It's a combo of being blessed by the gods and seven years of training non-stop. Now, to end this fight.
Lincoln fired golden spider silk webs at Screwball, and she was wrapped up in a golden silk cocoon and she was carted off to The Masters of Evil's HQ. We all cheered as Lincoln, Fiona, and Sonata Dusk holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Sonata Dusk's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, longer dark blue and light blue-streaked tail, longer light blue horn, and massive light blue angel wings are permanent, and Fiona's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive dark brown angel wings are permanent.
Leni: How did you learn how to fire gold spider silk webs, Lincoln?
Nico: Remember when Lincoln absorbed Chakravartin after taking down Deus, Olga, and Sergei of The Seven Deities?
Me: Oh yeah, now I remember, and he did fire golden spider web blasts at The Northwests yesterday to shut their big fat mouths, and when we were grabbing the fragments of The Tablet.
Lincoln: Yep, and it's soft as fabric but tough as steel.
Spiderman: Dang, so whenever I find villains webbed up in gold spider silk, I'll already know that it's you, Lincoln.
Lynn Sr.: He tied up a group of robbers who tried to break into the restaurant and free that mutant, Flip, and his brother and cousin, in golden spider silk cocoons, and he even webbed their mouths shut.
Me: Just like how I do it with Red Spider Silk. That is awesome.
Suddenly, we saw two thugs coming at us, and Lincoln fired gold spider silk and wrapped them up in gold spider silk cocoons and beamed them to the police station where they got sent to prison.
Lincoln: Nice try, you fat mutant!
Lincoln formed three massive balls of gold spider silk and he threw it into a portal and it hit Flip, his brother, and his cousin, and they were covered head to toe in gold spider silk.
Flip: BLECH! GROSS!
Flip, his cousin, and his brother shook it off, and soon found out Flip had a bomb on his head.
Flip: AH! GIMME A BREAK!
THEN...!
KABOOM!
The bomb exploded and Flip, his brother, and cousin were covered in soot and scattered gold spider silk, and they were cursing and howling with anger as we saw it through a one-way window and we bust out laughing hysterically.
Nico: WHAT A LOSER!
Eli: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Me: THAT'S FOR ALWAYS SENDING A BUNCH OF MUSCLEBOUND THUGS AT US, YOU HAIRY MUTANT AND YOUR BUTT AND BRAIN SMELL LIKE A DUMPSTER!
Nico and I gave Flip the finger as the one-way window closed.
Lincoln: Guys, you know that's a one-way window, right? Flip wasn't going to see it either way.
Eli: We know, but this'll make him see if he ever does that stunt again, he's going down!
Laney: That stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Was Liz one of your past girlfriends?
Spiderman: No she's just a friend. Only one person was for me and that's Mary Jane.
Qin: That's true.
Me: Speaking of which I wonder how TAS Spiderman and TAS Mary Jane are doing?
Nico: I'm sure they are doing great.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: I bet you he was glad to see her again.
Me: Oh he was.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: And in the jungle of Kraven the Hunter.
Xenia: Yep.
Applejack: That was an amazing adventure there.
Nico: Yep. Now for business.
Me: The Anothers.
Lola: Lets see what we got.
Eli: We have… WHOA! Most of them are some of Spiderman's enemies. We have Another Doomwave, 50 Foot Tapeworm, Human Fly, Kangaroo, Walrus, White Rabbit, Big Wheel, Wicked Wall, Video Man, Stilt Man, Scirocco Mole and Turtle.
Me: WHOA! Just like Saya Sea said. She is going to have Doomwave as her archenemy.
Lola: Yeah! And the 50 Foot Tapeworm?
Me: I got a call from my friend Ripper, one of the future stars from Total Drama, he and Julia had to eat that. You should have seen what happened.
Nico: I'll take your word for it.
Spiderman: So the rest of my funniest enemies are in the M.O.E. That is cool!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Richard Deacon A.K.A. Human Fly, Frank Oliver A.K.A. Kangaroo, Hubert Carpenter A.K.A. Walrus, Lorina Dodson A.K.A. White Rabbit, Jackson Weele A.K.A. Big Wheel, Joshua Waldemeyer A.K.A. Wicked Wall, Francis Byte A.K.A. Video Man and Wilbur Day A.K.A. Stilt Man.
Nico: WHOA! This is gonna be interesting.
Spiderman: Boy it'll be interesting to face them again.
Nico: Who do we call?
Me: Saya Sea, Avianna Triplets, Connie Trevalyon, Cecilia Lola, Zuzana Berzins, The Whoopass Twins, Celica Akamichi, Sally Spitfire, Aurora Cromwell, and Gina Everest.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: Wow! This will be awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Maria called them in.
In swirls of elements came said people.
Connie Trevalyon: Hey, guys!
Nico: Awesome you all made it.
Zuzana Berzins: (Latvian Accent) Wow! A Taco planet. This is amazing.
Sally Spitfire: Yeah no kidding!
Nico: Yep.
Eli: I Sense that the Anothers minus Turtle are all one person.
Qin: Cool!
Me: Easy.
Nico: There they are!
Out came Another Doomwave, 50 Foot Tapeworm, Human Fly, Kangaroo, Walrus, White Rabbit, Big Wheel, Wicked Wall, Video Man, Stilt Man and Scirocco Mole!
Me: WHOA!
Cecilia Lola: WHOA! So we get some of Spiderman's enemies as our Archenemies!
Sally Spitfire: That's very fitting! Since we are dealing with them now.
Avianna Triplets: And we get a tapeworm as our archenemy!? GROSS!?
Me: Uch! Tell me about it.
Another Human Fly: (In a girls voice) That is gross huh?
Me: (GASP) That voice.
They merged and she reverted back and and she was a girl with brown hair and orange eyes and had brown angel wings and had brown clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of Quicksand on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a Sand Sword.
Me: (GASP) Qadira Quicksand!
Nico: Whoa!
Qadira Quicksand: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Qadira is the Embodiment of the Quicksand Dopant.
May: Whoa that is amazing.
Laney: What powers do you have for that one?
Qadira Quicksand: I can do this.
She fired a beam of energy and turned the ground underneath May into Quicksand and she sunk down to her stomach.
May: Hey! Whoa that is crazy cool!
Nico pulled her out.
POP!
Nico: Boy that is awesome!
Qadira Quicksand: It sure is.
Nico: Interestingly, a few days ago, we fought sand.
Qadira Quicksand: That is interestingly coincidental.
Qin: It sure is.
Philip: But that is awesome that you can do that.
Camie: Yeah.
Qadira Quicksand: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Turtle friendly or hostile?
Qadira Quicksand: Friendly and this one is an amazing and interesting one.
Me: Really? Wow.
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoé
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Lets get them!
Saya Sea: Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Qin: Take that!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) THUNDER FURY 6!
She summoned Thundermon, Strikning, Carapax, Penny the Chicken, Tublat and Overload!
Xenia: Oh yeah!
Strikning: Wow a Taco Planet.
Me: Yep. Sonata Dusk is in heaven.
We laughed!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Sonata: MY TACOS!
Me: See what we mean?
WE LAUGHED!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah she is home.
Nico: Sonata sure loves her tacos.
Me: Yep. But Sonata you must be really full. I think you've had enough to eat till dinner.
Sonata Dusk: Yeah you're right. (BURPS) Oh pardon me.
Me: No worries.
Strikning: But this is an amazing planet that is perfect for Taco Tuesday.
Nico: You got that right.
Maria: And you shouldn't be greedy.
Sonata Dusk: I know.
Me: Lets just focus first.
Nico: Oh right.
Me: And here she comes!
We saw Another Turtle!
Turtle: Whoa who is that handsome devil?
Me: Another version of you.
Lola: Yep.
Another Turtle: (In a girls voice) I think it's amazing that this planet is here.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and had green eyes and had green angel wings and had purple and orange clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Pangaea Dopant on and she had a skirt with the same symbol on it and she had a green plant sword.
Me: (GASP) Paige Pangaea!
Nico: WHOA!
Paige Pangaea: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here Paige. Paige is not only the embodiment of the Pangaea Dopant but she is also immortal and has been around ever since Pangaea back over 237 million years ago.
All of us: WOW!
Nico: That's incredible!
Paige Pangaea: It sure is. And it was fitting that I was turned into Another Turtle. Turtles have been around since 230 million years ago and I saw how they lived and all that during that entire timeframe.
Me: Turtles have been around since the dawn of the dinosaurs and have survived the Chicxulub Impact and more.
Nico: Yep.
Philip: We never faced the Pangaea Dopant before. That is awesome.
Shotaro: What powers do you have from it?
Paige Pangaea: I can do this.
She fired a wave of energy and formed an amazing Triassic Cycad Tree!
Me: WHOA! That's a Cycad Tree from 230 million years ago!
Nicole: Wow! That is an amazing specimen.
Paige Pangaea: Many more where that came from.
Me: Yeah.
Kaito: (gets out Timeranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out GoGoV gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Time Force Sword and Zocks got a Lightspeed Rescue Blaster.
Paige Pangaea: No he was in too much of a hurry. Specifically because I have some special friends from my travels in those days back over 230 million years ago.
Nico: Like what kind of friends?
Paige Pangaea: I can summon all kinds of predators from back then. Deinosuchus, Eoraptor, Herrarasaurus, all kinds of creatures.
Nicole: Wow! Deinosuchus was the first ever crocodile and Eoraptor and Herrarasaurus were 2 of the first ever dinosaurs.
Paige Pangaea: That's right.
Nico: He was scared of being turned into lunch by your friends.
Paige Pangaea: Nice.
Sougo: (gets out Time Force Ridewatch) Can we meet some of them in the future?
Geiz: (Gets out Lightspeed Rescue Ridewatch) As long as they don't make a mess.
Sougo got TimeForceRedArmor while Geiz got LightspeedRescueRedArmor.
Paige Pangaea: I would be honored. Sorry we have to fight like this.
She turned into Another Turtle!
Nico: This will be awesome. (ACTIVATES TURTLE AND SCIROCCO MOLE'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.
May: I hope I don't turn into a Chimera. (ACTIVATES DR. ABEL CUVIER AND UNIVERSE 666 FLORONIC MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Maria: And now this. (ACTIVATES MEKA AND WOLF EELS RIDEWATCHES)
She fired a blast of energy and blasted her down.
Esther: Now for some fun. (ACTIVATES SCIROCCO MOLE'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.
Then Trumbipular, Sindbad, 2021 Kraid, Elephant Undead, Bat Man and Flonk came.
Nico: Nice team Trumbipular!
Trumbipular: Thanks Nico.
Qin: Cool!
?: HIYAH!
We then saw an Iron Hands come!
Me: Cool an Iron Hands!
Iron Hands: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) I'm ready to kick some butt!
Nico: Noriko Kimimoto!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and green eyes and was in a red kimono!
Noriko Kimimoto: This will be fun.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed down Another Turtle and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. I brought Paige over.
Me: Awesome!
Esther: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Noriko Kimimoto: When me and Nico were going to Class and then I caught a bully pulverizing a nerd and then I walked over and gave him a merciless beatdown.
Nicole: Nice!
Eli: Awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Noriko hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Noriko Kimimoto: Same here Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Thor, Uta, Meadow Evans, The Muses, and the Zevo-3 are heading to Newark, New Jersey, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we got a case of trouble.
It appears that an old enemy of Selene Laverna's past when she fought alongside Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors has shown up, a powerful dark sorcerer by the name of Dorian Quinlan has been sighted there, and he's causing havoc, and even worse, he's also a very fanatical supporter of Shao Kahn and his minions. When he heard of what we did in killing Shao Kahn and sending him, Quan Chi, and Shang Tsung to The Black Gates last year along with what we did in banishing Mileena to an unknown planet, sending Bi-Han, Rain, Tanya, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika to The Book of Vile Darkness after Lincoln stripped them of their powers, and killing D'Vorah and sending her to The Black Gates, he went insane with rage and he swore that he would kill us if it was the last thing he would ever do. But, it is going to be the last thing he ever does, we're going to destroy him and send him to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Newark, New Jersey, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we got big trouble. Selene, your old enemy from Outworld is back.
Selene Laverna: (GASPS) No, not him.
Anna Anyanova: Oh no, you mean?! DORIAN QUINLAN'S HERE?! THAT PSYCHOPATHIC MALEVOLENT DARK SORCERER!
Nico: Whoa, sounds like you know him.
Selene Laverna: And I wish I hadn't. Like Anna said, Dorian Quinlan is a powerful dark sorcerer and one of my worst enemies, and even worse, he's also a very fanatical supporter of Shao Kahn and his minions.
We gasped.
Thor: So, another of Shao Kahn's minions has been located here.
Lincoln: And I already know what he's after along with causing havoc, when he heard of what we did in killing Shao Kahn and sending him, Quan Chi, and Shang Tsung to The Black Gates last year along with what we did in banishing Mileena to an unknown planet, sending Bi-Han, Rain, Tanya, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika to The Book of Vile Darkness after I stripped them of their powers, and killing D'Vorah and sending her to The Black Gates, he went insane with rage and he swore that he would kill us if it was the last thing he would ever do.
Nico: Fucked-up bastard, he'll pay for what he's done.
Lincoln: You said it, and he's right though, it is going to be the last thing he ever does, we're going to destroy him and send him to The Black Gates forever. Now, let's get after that dark sorcerer and kill him!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long sunlight blonde hair, sunlight yellow, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings and Light Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, black stockings, black sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, elements, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is The Dwarf Woodlands, in her right hand is the Treasure Trove Keyblade and with her are the six girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Sora Roxas, Embodiment of Roxas, Keyblade Knight of the Dwarf Woodlands and the Key of Destiny.
Sora Roxas: Yep, and I got the girls away from that insanely fanatical malevolent dark sorcerer. I thought Selene got rid of him in Outworld, but knowing him, he always comes back from the dead.
?: YOU ACCURSED BLASPHEMOUS MURDERERS, YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO SHAO KAHN THE CONQUERER!
We then saw our target: a young man with long black hair, red eyes full of hatred, pale skin, and he's dressed in black sorcerer's robes, it was Dorian Quinlan, the malevolent powerful dark sorcerer and insanely fanatical supporter of Shao Kahn.
Sylvester: Well, if it isn't Shao Kahn's fanatical supporter and longtime enemy of Selene Laverna.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Shao Kahn, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, and D'Vorah already paid the price for their crimes, and so will Mileena, Bi-Han, Rain, Tanya, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika in due time. And now, you will suffer the very same fate as Shao Kahn, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, and D'Vorah, Dorian. Let's get him and rip him in half!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Thor and his team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Dorian Quinlan, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, the four orbiting gold halos in the corner of Lincoln's large gold halo fired red absorption blasts which hit Dorian Quinlan and they sucked out all his black magic, dark magic, dark magic arts, and knowledge of dark spells and Lincoln made them his own, and then, he fired a blast of light which hit Dorian Quinlan and incinerated him into ashes and sent his spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Your days of causing havoc and destruction on Earth and Outworld are finally over, Dorian, now go join Shao Kahn, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, and D'Vorah in The Black Gates forever. (To Sora Roxas) And it's so good to see you again, Sora Roxas.
Sora Roxas: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riku, Kairi, Sora, Lea, Namine, and Xion again, Roxas.
Roxas: You too, Sora.
Lincoln went up to Sora Roxas and he hugged her, and Sora Roxas is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, gold version of Mithra's halo behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Sora Roxas: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Sora Roxas, Keyblade Knight of the Dwarf Woodlands and Embodiment of Roxas, The Key of Destiny, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of Light and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Queen Grimhilde for what she did in poisoning Snow White with that poison apple, and it's so powerful and brutal that she wants nothing more than to kill her, cut her head off, and stuff it with poison apples. Plus, she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they did to Roxas by making him do all their dirty work and even worse, making him have to put Xion down which broke his heart long ago, and she swore they'd all pay for their crimes. She's also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.
Roxas: She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Xion: We hadn't forgotten just how deep her hatred for Queen Grimhilde was, along with her hatred for Organization XIII.
Lincoln: You said it, but that vanity-obsessed queen paid the price.
Sora Roxas: Thank God, I hated her with all my heart.
Eli: Plus, we didn't know you're the Keyblade Knight of The Dwarf Woodlands. So, the embodiments of Organization XIII are also Keyblade Knights of the worlds Sora and the others went to.
Xion: You guessed it.
Lincoln: Yeah, not only do they have the powers of each of the members of Organization XIII, but they're also Keyblade Knights as well, and no one dares to mess with them at all.
Me: Because one wrong move, and they were toast, and the same went with Lincoln's old enemies.
Nico: Namely Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks from Royal Woods and Great Lakes City.
Lincoln: And Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, just one of their attempts to kill me and the Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments will pulverize the daylights out of them, and now that you're here, Sora.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Sora Roxas in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his gold halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Sora Roxas: Whoa, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Sora Roxas' neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Sora Roxas: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Sora Roxas.
Sora Roxas had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she then pounced on Lincoln and she proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The six girls are Firia Carnelius, Vivian Carnelius, Rinrei Chou, Silph, Lucifer Nanari, and Shiori Sanders from Metamor Fantasy.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Firia Carnelius, Vivian Carnelius, Rinrei Chou, Silph, Lucifer Nanari, and Shiori Sanders from Metamor Fantasy.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Firia Carnelius: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Firia Carnelius and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Dorian Quinlan, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Firia Carnelius: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Firia Carnelius: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Firia Carnelius, Vivian Carnelius, Rinrei Chou, Silph, Lucifer Nanari, and Shiori Sanders with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Dorian Quinlan, a powerful dark sorcerer and an old enemy of Selene Laverna's past when she fought alongside Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and even worse, Dorian Quinlan was also a very fanatical supporter of Shao Kahn and his minions, and when he heard of what we did in killing Shao Kahn and sending him, Quan Chi, and Shang Tsung to The Black Gates last year along with what we did in banishing Mileena to an unknown planet, sending Bi-Han, Rain, Tanya, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika to The Book of Vile Darkness after Lincoln stripped them of their powers, and killing D'Vorah and sending her to The Black Gates, he went insane with rage and he swore that he would kill us if it was the last thing he would ever do.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that dark sorcerer into the ground and Lincoln firing four red energy blasts from the four orbiting golden rings on each corner of his large golden halo behind his head and that sucked out Dorian Quinlan's dark magic, black magic, and dark magic spells and he made them his own and finishing him off by firing a blast of light that incinerated him and sent him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Sora Roxas have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Damn, I had no idea that there was another dark sorcerer in the employ of Shao Kahn.
Lincoln: But unlike the treacherous sorcerers, Quan Chi and Shang Tsung, Dorian Quinlan was a truly fanatical supporter of Shao Kahn, and he killed many warriors in that tyrant's name, and he'd also gotten himself put on the death list of Quan Chi and Shang Tsung for not wanting to join them.
Selene Laverna: Dorian Quinlan's fanatical devotion to Shao Kahn in the end cost him his life, and he is now in The Black Gates forever, and it won't be long before we also send Mileena, Bi-Han, Rain, Tanya, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, Shinnok, and Kronika to join Shao Kahn, Quan Chi, and Shang Tsung in The Black Gates forever.
Nico: You got that right.
Me: They all deserve to pay for their crimes against Earth and all the realms, and they'll pay with their own blood.
After getting rid of Dorian Quinlan and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Sora Roxas saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Sora Roxas: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sora, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sora Roxas: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Sora Roxas: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Sora, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Sora Roxas: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at Tall Timbers Park, and we were there for a nice relaxing day there. But, our relaxing day at the park came to an end when we heard a loud belch in the air, and we caught the stench of B.O. and smelly feet, but we knew who it was that'd announced her arrival: it was Lynn and she was out for blood. Lynn charged right at Lincoln on all fours and was about to kill him, but I blasted Lynn with a blast of light and she was blinded temporarily and Lincoln punched her and she got stuck in a Symbiote web Venom made between two trees and she was unable to move. We then called Luna who pulled Lynn out of the wall and threw her in a cage and she took her back home where she got grounded for twenty weeks and thrown in a titanium cage like the animal that she is.
Nico: At it again?! Ugh, that animal just doesn't even know when to quit!
Lincoln: Lynn was always such an animal, she never knew when to stop with her aggressive and very brutal roughhousing. We always warned Lynn about this, but no, she was way too stubborn and very hard-headed.
Me: And she always had her head up her butt many times, and like Lincoln said, she always listened with her butt instead of her head.
Laney: And that always got her in big trouble for her dumb actions.
Lily: And we've had to restrain ourselves many times whenever we had the urge to beat her into a bloody stain, which wasn't easy by the way!
Luna: It was never easy trying to restrain ourselves whenever we had the urge to beat Lynn to a bloody pulp, she always does a lot of aggressive things that get on our nerves and wind up getting Lincoln hurt.
Me: Yeah, it was really bad.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin are heading to Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Ace Bunny was dressed in black and yellow-trimmed swim trunks, sandals, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Will Vandom: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Will, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin are in your harem.
Phoebe Vandom: Wow, now the Simulator versions of our sisters are now in Linky's harem, that's awesome!
Will Vandom: We already have our boyfriends, and to find out our Simulator counterparts have those same feelings you, Nicole, Xenia, Emma, and Hayley had for Lincoln, that was definitely a surprise, Phoebe.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Will Vandom, Simulator Irma Lair, Simulator Taranee Cook, Simulator Cornelia Hale, and Simulator Hay Lin, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.
Ace Bunny: And that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
In the Park of Gotham Royal York, the mascots were going to do something with a bunch of Skittles Candy.
Poromon: This will be so fun.
Manaphy: It sure will.
We came.
Me: What are you guys doing this time?
Poromon: We're going to make it rain skittles like on those commercials on TV.
Scorp: I'm gonna go prep the medbay.
Poromon: Lets do it.
They dug a hole and planted Skittles of each color and watered them.
Manaphy: Now we wait.
But they didn't have to wait long. There was a rumble and then a HUGE RAINBOW BURSTED OUT OF THE GROUND and then it rained skittles candy!
EVERYONE WAS AMAZED!
We put out baskets and they filled up quickly with Skittles.
Qin: Wow! This is awesome! I love skittles!
Duncan: Lemme try some.
Duncan took a handful and ate them.
Xenia: Boy this is awesome!
Eli: I love Skittles.
We filled up thousands of baskets full of Skittles.
Armada Cyclonus: So, does this cover the whole city?
We saw EVERYONE all over the city catching skittles.
Armada Cyclonus: I'll take that as a BIG Yes.
Qin: Yeah this sure is AWESOME!
Me: Yep.
?: Boy I love Skittles candy!
Then out came an Iron Bundle!
Me: Cool an Iron Bundle.
Nico: Neat.
Iron Bundle: (In a girls voice) Boy look at all this!
Nico: Layla Glitterstorm!? Whoa.
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had purple eyes and blue and purple clothes and had purple butterfly wings.
Layla Glitterstorm: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Powerglide: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Layla Glitterstorm: When me and Nico made it rain Butterfinger Bars at our school and it was awesome.
Me: That is awesome.
Laney: Yep.
Qin: We called that day the Day of The Butterfingerpalooza.
Xenia: Awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Layla hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Layla.
Layla Glitterstorm: Same here.
We gathered LOTS OF Baskets of skittles and went back home. One thing was for sure, we weren't going to be running out of skittles candy anytime soon.
Then, Madame Web had appeared.
Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the next mission to retrieve the next piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Madame Web: Excellent. The fifth piece of The Tablet is located on 2099 Earth, and it's in the hands of 2099 Scorpion.
Lincoln: Another of Alchemax's mad creations, and if he's anything like 2099 Hobgoblin, then, there's only one thing waiting for him.
Me: The Black Gates.
Nico: You said it, and unlike the one we know, this one's a dangerous monster who only hunts and kills whom his creator has ordered him to kill. So, there's no doubt we're sending this monster right to The Black Gates forever.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Douglas Ehther, the evil older brother of Dawn Ehther and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Dawn and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Dawn, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Douglas Ehther, one of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.
Dawn Ehther: So, now my older brother, Douglas, has come after us. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a demonic asshole!
Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.
Lincoln: And like with the others, their level of hatred is on the same level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina.
Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say he Gene-Slammed himself into Ehther the Heavenly Monarch, right, Dawn.
Dawn Ehther: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Douglas live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.
Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to 2099 Earth and destroy 2099 Scorpion and retrieve the next fragment of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Lincoln: You're not getting out this, 2099 Scorpion, we're ending you and taking that fragment back, and once we get done destroying 2099 Scorpion, you're next, Douglas Ehther.
Dawn Ehther: You've gone way too far this time, Douglas. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Ehther the Heavenly Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that your soul faces Heaven's judgement after we get done destroying 2099 Scorpion.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to 2099 Earth to retrieve the next piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and destroy 2099 Scorpion, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Dawn Ehther are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Douglas Ehther.
We fired powerful black energy blasts which hit 2099 Scorpion and when the fragment popped out of his chest, Lincoln fired a golden thread of web which grabbed the fragment and he put it into a special case with the other pieces and 2099 Scorpion was sent to M.O.E. HQ.
Nico: Good riddance, you filthy monster! Awesome job, gang, we destroyed 2099 Scorpion and got the next piece of The Tablet.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Dawn's older brother, Douglas Ehther.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) DAWN, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding them behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of light blasts that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the light energy volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Ehther the Heavenly Monarch appear.
Dawn Ehther: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Ether skinsuit, and show yourself, Douglas!
Ehther the Heavenly Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal light, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with yellow hair and yellow eyes similar as Dawn's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Douglas Ehther, the evil older brother of Dawn Ehther and the eighth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.
Nico: We meet once again, Douglas Ehther.
Dawn Ehther: The eighth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, I would have never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Douglas, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.
Douglas Ehther: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!
Dawn Ehther: You're all bark and no fucking bite, Douglas. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.
Suddenly, Dawn Ehther's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a white and golden yellow energy aura with stars, lights, crystals, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ehther the Heavenly Monarch's Crystal Heavenly Greatsword of Heavenly Monarch Justice from her back, and as she approached Douglas Ehther, she left white and golden yellow energy, stars, lights, crystals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Dawn Ehther: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Douglas, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them take their own lives in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Douglas, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!
Suddenly, Dawn Ehther was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and golden yellow energy with stars, heavenly lights, and crystals surrounding it, there are phoenixes, angels, and Ehther the Heavenly Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a golden yellow phoenix with red blood eyes glaring at Douglas Ehther: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Dawn Ehther emerged, but she was changed forever.
Dawn Ehther grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has heavenly white highlights in the bangs of her long yellow hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes and a golden yellow and white energy aura with stars, heavenly lights, crystals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Ehther the Heavenly Monarch with the Light Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with golden yellow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Ehther the Heavenly Monarch with red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her yellow phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Dawn Ehther has on a sleeveless golden yellow blouse, golden yellow sleeveless tank top, yellow skirt, yellow stockings, yellow legwarmers, yellow shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, heavenly lights, crystals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Ehther the Heavenly Monarch surrounded by stars, heavenly lights, and crystals. Suddenly, Dawn Ehther felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive yellow and white angel wings with golden yellow tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails with white tips and white markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with golden yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Dawn Ehther's massive Ehther the Heavenly Monarch's Heavenly Crystal Light Greatsword of Heavenly Monarch Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of golden yellow and white energy, stars, heavenly lights, crystals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Dawn Ehther's Heavenly Light Monarch Ehther the Heavenly Monarch Crystal Holy Heavenly Light Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Light Phoenix Heavenly Monarch Ehther Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded golden yellow gems and Ehther the Heavenly Monarch etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large white dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four white phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and large white phoenix head with yellow gems for eyes and a large yellow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with yellow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ehther the Heavenly Monarch's head with white gems for eyes and a large yellow gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji below Ehther the Heavenly Monarch that said, "Dawn Ehther, Gene-Slammer of Ehther the Heavenly Monarch, Master of All The Powers of The Angels of Heaven and Crystals, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Smasher of Scoots, Archenemy of Fire Bro, Destroyer of Douglas Ehther, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of All The Powers of The Angels of Heaven, Crystals, Light, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ドーン・エーサー、天の君主エーサーのジーン・スラマー、天とクリスタルの天使のすべての力のマスター、ラウドの愛情深い守護天使とリンカーンの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、スクートのスマッシャー、ファイアー・ブロの大敵、ダグラス・エーサーの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして天の天使、クリスタル、光、フェニックス、天使のすべての力のマスター
Suddenly, Dawn Ehther's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Dawn Ehther has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EHTHER THE HEAVENLY MONARCH-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CRYSTAL LIGHT ANGEL HEAVENLY EHTHER THE HEAVENLY MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE CRYSTAL LIGHT ANGEL HEAVENLY EHTHER THE HEAVENLY MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CRYSTAL LIGHT ANGEL HEAVENLY EHTHER THE HEAVENLY MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Dawn Ehther's Super Angel-Ehther the Heavenly Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Douglas Ehther saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Ehther the Heavenly Monarch and fired blasts of light at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of golden yellow and white energy, heavenly lights, crystals, phoenixes, and angels at Douglas Ehther, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: OH DAMN! NOW, HEAVEN'S FURY IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED!
Lincoln: Awesome, Dawn Ehther's transformed into her Super Angel-Ehther the Heavenly Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Douglas big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Douglas.
Dawn Ehther: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Heavenly Crystal Light Phoenix Ehther the Heavenly Monarch Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Crystal Light Phoenix Ehther the Heavenly Monarch Phoenix Angel Love) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Dawn Ehther.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Douglas, but I take comfort knowing when I get married to Dawn in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!
Dawn Ehther and Lincoln went after Douglas Ehther who continued firing light blasts at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, golden yellow and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Damned Souls, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Douglas Ehther and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Dawn Ehther also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Douglas Ehther even madder than ever!
Douglas Ehther: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!
Douglas Ehther fired more light blasts at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his light aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Douglas Ehther's stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing the light powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Ehther the Heavenly Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and halo glowed, and that caused Douglas Ehther to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and sent Douglas Ehther flying into the air, then, Lincoln and Dawn Ehther fired powerful blasts of light and crystals at Douglas Ehther, which destroyed the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Dawn Ehther and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Dawn Ehther's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails, gold halo behind her head, and massive golden yellow and white angel wings are permanent.
Dawn Ehther: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Douglas. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Dawn.
Suddenly, Dawn Ehther wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Dawn Ehther's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Ehther the Heavenly Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and heavenly lights shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Dawn Ehther sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and heavenly lights and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Douglas Ehther, but we still got three more of those thugs to deal with.
Luna Angmarl: Which means tomorrow, it's Logan Angmarl's turn to die.
Lincoln: Logan isn't getting out of this, and I hope you make his worst nightmares come to life with a swing of your scythe, Luna.
Me: That I'd like to see. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a really good one and it's another one for the Embodiments of Organization XIII: Elrena Larxene, The Keyblade Knight of San Fransokyo and The Embodiment of Larxene The Savage Nymph of the 12 Thunderbolts.
Sora and his friends gasped.
Sora: Oh man, no way, we haven't seen her in years.
Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw her.
Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick her, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting her, Elrena Larxene is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of lightning, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Alister Krei for what had happened to Professor Callaghan's daughter, Abigail, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Larxene and wants to make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: Whoa, so we're not the only ones who hate Krei for what happened to Callaghan's daughter.
Lincoln: Elrena hated him so much, she wanted to fry his heart for it, but she didn't, she wanted to see justice done the right way, and Krei also had tons of money which means he'd have the means to hire tough security and/or flee the country.
Nico: That's true, Lincoln, which is why I'm so glad I'd served that lawsuit on Krei years ago and that cost him everything: his money, his company, and his reputation, and it got him sent to federal prison for good.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Me: Oh man, here we go.
Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.
Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.
Ace Bunny: That's true.
And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on three super extra-extra-extra large beds fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.
When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.
And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.
Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?
Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.
Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.
Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.
May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.
Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!
Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.
Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
We were in for another night of wild lovemaking as part of Lincoln's bet that we'd be at this for four weeks.
for tomorrow, the next match-up is Luna Angmarl, Gene-Slammer of Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch and Lincoln VS. Logan Angmarl
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Louisville, Kentucky, and we're going to destroy our prime universe's Towa and Aeos who were brought back by Logan Angmarl and sent to cause havoc and we're going to send them to The Black Gates before Logan Angmarl can also get the chance to kill them and slake his thirst for blood. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight and Organization XIII Embodiment, her name is Elrena Larxene, Keyblade Knight of San Fransokyo and The Embodiment of Larxene - The Savage Nymph of the 12 Thunderbolts, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of lightning, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Alister Krei for what had happened to Professor Callaghan's daughter, Abigail, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Larxene and wants to make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of 2099 Scorpion, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, you will gain a massive power and energy increase.
