Apollo suddenly woke with a start. He was sweating and gasping for breath. He'd just had a nightmare about being chased by a dragon on a broomstick ending in a graveyard with a brilliant golden cage . He didn't know what it meant. He needed his Dad. The owl boy got out of bed and put on his astronomy themed bathrobe to go down to his dads room.

"Dad I-" Apollos eyes widened as he saw his father wearing a leather harness and his bottom raised in the air as familiar horns portruded from behind gave away who was making his father have that pleased look on his face. He watched Stolas blush intensify then saw the older owl shudder before noticing him. Suddenly Stolas noticed their young visitor.

"OLLIE!" Stolas shouted. Slipping down to the floor revealing Blitz behind "SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!" Blitz scrambled to get dressed. "FUCK FUCKITING SHIT FUCK!!!"

Apollo closed the door slowly as Stolas struggled on the floor entangled in sheets. As he turned his back to the door, he shuddered with wide eyes.

"Ollie." Stolas said cautiously as Apollo sat on his bed staring. "Are you all right?"

Apollo shuddered.

"I know it's always a shock to catch your parents in the...act..."

Shudder

"I'm also sure you know by now that I don't just let Blitzy have use of the Grimoire for free either."

"I knew you where gay." Apollo said.

"Pardon?"

"Dad you have all the classic signs of a closeted gay royal whose wife lets him have his little dalliances as long as it doesn't become public."

"I've never heard my situation put quite so bluntly before. Your far more intelligent than your mother and I give you credit for and we had a pretty good estimate of your intelligence."

"Are you upset with me?" Stolas asked.

"I never asked to see my Dad getting his butt eaten by my boss."

"Fair point." Stolas said as he sat on Apollos bed with him.

"Please tell me your wearing underwear." Apollo asked as Stolas sat. The boys father was wearing his red bathrobe.

"It's spelled to prevent stains and leakage." Stolas reassured Apollo.

"Sorry I fucked your husband." They heard from outside Apollos window.

"What the fuck was that STOLAS?!!!!"

"Oh dear." Stolas said.

"Ditto." Apollo said. He loved his mum dearly but when she got mad she was downright terrifying.

"DO YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS ONE TOO?" Stella demanded as she threw Pringles at Stolas. Apollo caught him in his own magic and set Pringles down next to himself.

"NO! Of course not!" Stolas denied her accusation.

"Thank you Young Master." Pringles said woosily. "I'll...go draw your morning bath."

"You are a goddamned EMBARRASSMENT." Stella said. "I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic IMP SUCKING FACE!"

"Fuck Face!" Stella shouted as she left the breakfast nook.

"Wow. She's mad." Apollo said bluntly. He had completely forgotten why he wanted his Dad in the first place.

"Thank you son." Stolas said with a grimace as Octavia came in with her earbuds in "Good morning Octavia! Did you sleep well my Owlette?"

"Is that a serious question?" Octavia asked.

Uh oh, she's in one of her emo moods. Apollo thought, looking down at the song she was listening to.

True mum and dad had been fighting a bit more lately. But that was their relationship. They fought, made up, dad had his little boyfriends on the side and mum permitted it. But Blitz publicly being so open about it was just an insult right to her face.

"So what happened to cause mum to blow up this morning?"

"Blitz is Dads latest boyfriend". Apollo said.

"Say no more, Imps. Got it." Octavia said as she sipped her coffee.

Stella despised imps with a passion. It was one thing for Stolas to fool around with a cousin or two within the Ars Goetia (the more distant the better) but to fuck an imp or hellhound would be the ultimate insult to Stella. And Stolas had certainly been with both Imps and Hounds before (those glorious knots on both species gave very satisfying stretches. Plus the afterglow afterwards was an incredible high. To Stella it would be like fucking literal blazehorse shit from the bottom of your boots after a riding competition.

Octavia had no problems with their dad being gay. Nor with his little boyfriends who would have breakfast with them time to time. She just wanted Stolas to stay with the family and not run off with somebody and leave her and Ollie behind.

"Are you two done screaming for the day?" Octavia asked as she ate some Greed Seeds.

"UUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!" Breaking noise.

"Mum isn't at least." Apollo cringed.

Stolas suddenly had an idea. "You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you two to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?!" He asked excitedly.

"Ollie isn't Five anymore." Octavia said. "Neither am I."

"I literally had my first kills yesterday." Apollo reminded their dad. "Plus those Robo Fizzes are creepy."

Apollo may be the favorite nephew of Asmodeous and his imp uncle Fizzarolli but that didn't extend Apollos affections to Fizzarolli's robotic replicas that where sold as sexual companions across the rings of Hell. They all where programmed with Fizzarollis personality, but nothing could represent the real deal for Ollie. Asmodeous had tried once to present Ollie with a child friendly Robo Fizz when he was six and Apollo had been so scared of it it took the actual Fizzarolli to coax him out from the broom closet he had hid in.

"I'd rather kill myself." Octavia said.

"I'd rather sell myself to Overlord Valentino than go to that place." Ollie replied after Stolas suggested a family outing to Loo Loo Land. "Besides, LuLu World is better, Uncle Luci makes appearances at the park regularly."

LuLu World was the official theme park of Lucifer and the Seven Deadly Sins. Though Mammon had tried to replicate its success with Loo Loo World the Sin of Greed was horribly cheap. He cut a lot of corners when it came to ride and fixture design. It quickly degraded as he refused to keep it up to code for safety. It became a park for the poor rather quickly.

LuLu world was based off the story of the Temptation of Eve the First Woman and mankind's banishment from the Garden of Eden. There where four grand parks all comprising LuLu World much like DisneyLand on Earth. Each park represented a few sins and a different part of the story of Mankind. From the moment God made Adam from mud there was the Mud Doggers coaster which was essentially a mud based splash mountain that told the story of the creation of Adam and Eve from Adams rib cage.

The only sins not represented at the park where Lust and Wrath as Lucifer wanted LuLu World to be a family oriented safe haven for Hells citizens. The only sins represented in the 3 parks for families where Pride, Greed Gluttony, Sloth and Envy. The last park was for adults only and represented the sins of Lust and Wrath. You didn't want to go over those places with a black light itd be worse than any establishment in Lust even Asmodeous own club.

The Parks told the story of the creation of the universe, Lucifers rebellion against God and the creation of Hell, then the creation Adam the first Man, Lucifer's darling wife, Queen of Hell and Mother of Monsters Lillith and Eve the first Woman born from Adams Ribcage and finally the banishment of Man from the Garden of Eden.

Loo Loo Land was just...a dumpster fire. Literally there was a dumpster fire in the park. Implings like to burn things in the park so Mammon decided to capitalize on it and created a controlled burning pit within the park. Should some imps occasionally find themselves tossed in, well imps where a dime a dozen in Hell.

"I'll arrange our security." Stolas said as he enveloped his personal antique landline with magic.

"Security for a theme park run by Uncle Mammon?" Octavia asked.

"Would you trust Uncle Mammon with my safety or yours?" Apollo asked Octavia.

"Ugh, a Bloody corporatist? No thanks." Octavia swore as she drank a gulp of coffee.

"Ollie is right, we're rich and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies."

"Our money maybe." Octavia said sullenly.

"Speak for yourselves Princess." Stolas teased his daughter. "Now I'm calling the only man who can FUCK ME."

"What?" Octavia asked out loud with a cringed face as she held her hands over Apollos ears.

"Who can protect me! Us! Being a part of the Ars Goetia is very valuable you know."

Blitz had made it to work and avoided the wrath of Stella. He was playing with crude dolls he made of Moxxie and Millie.

"Your so hot Blitz!"

"Yeah I really want you Sir."

"Let's three way~" Blitz cooed as he fondled himself through his pants with the dolls in hand. He had never gotten to orgasm this morning after all and a guys got needs.

His phone rang.

"WHAT?!"

And that's how IMP found themselves the bodyguards of Prince Stolas, his daughter Octavia and his only son Apollo, also known as Ollie. Today Apollo wasn't their intern, he was a client. Their job? Protect Prince Stolas and his children on a rare public outing to the LooLoo Land theme park. All on the Goetia dime of course.

"I mean that much for a Novelty Cup you only use one time?"

"Well Uncle Mammon IS the sin of Greed." Ollie popped up in a Loo Loo t shirt and novelty apple hat. "It only makes sense for him to cut corners to save a bit of cold hard cash."

"Listen to the kid Moxx." Blitz said after slurping super sugary watered down apple juice from a novelty cup. "With Stolas footing the bill for this outing including all our food and drink you may as well enjoy yourself. Now you guys are in charge of Ollie today. Stolas wants to spend time with daughter dearest over there."

Blitz brought up a second Xtra Large cup of juice making Ollie clap as the imp handed it to the kid.

"How do you feel about roller coasters?" Millie asked Apollo.

"BLEEGGGHHHHH" Millie patted Ollie's back as he puked his guts out after the lawsuit coaster.

"I told you we should have taken it easy after he drank that Xtra Large sugary drink." Moxxie scolded Millie as he watched the bird boy barf his brains out.

"Let's go again!" Ollie said excitedly as he grabbed another Extra Large drink and started slurping as he got into the line. "Let's go again!"

"You heard him Moxxie." Millie smiled seductively as she trailed er tail along Moxxies chin.

"I'll wait here." Moxxie said.

"BLEEEEGGGHHHH"

Millie filed her nails with Moxxie on the bench as they waited for Apollo to empty his stomach again.

"Look it's Fizzarolli and Friends! You two used to cry such tears of joy at this show!" Stolas said, enthusiastically pointing at the tent with one of Apollos most hated beings.

"Oh no." Apollo and Octavia said at the same time remembering different events. Apollo remembering cowering in a broom closet in the Lust Palace while the a Robo Fizz tried to break open the door being held shut and reinforced by Ollie's magical power in his panic.

"Ol-Ol-OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!!!" The malfunctioning bot shouted a she pounded on the door.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Came from the hallway as Ollie heard a fight outside. He calmed down a bit as he heard electrical misfire and a sound like a robot dying.

knock knock knock.

"Kiddo? Ollie? May I come in?" Came calmly and gingerly from the door.

Ollie's magic, recognizing Uncle Fizzy released its hood and reinforcement on the door.

Fizzarolli cautiously came into the closet and sat down next to Ollie. "Not the best day huh kiddo?"

"I hate those things." Apollo said. "They scare me."

"This is Hell kiddo. You got lucky and where born to nobility. The rest of us? The people born out there?" He pointed towards where a window was across the hall. "We see shit like that every goddamned day and it's a literal Miracle one of us imps makes it to adulthood. If we're lucky like I was, we develop a skill that gets recognized by royalty like your Uncle Ozzie."

"Like your jokes?" Apollo looked up kind of understanding.

"Actually I was really talking about was my ability to deepthroat Big Ozzie's humongous co- Uh yeah, sure like my superior comedy skills." Apolo was too young to understand what Lust stood for. "Consider yourself blessed you don't have to see that kind of hot garbage every day of the fucking week. There's few blessings to count on down here."

Apollo hugged the imps side and Fizzarolli hugged him close until the rooster demon that was his Uncle Ozzie came home from work.

"Ugh I can't do this anymore!" Octavia shouted after the Loo Loo Land song ended. H Stolas had been flirting with the weird red dickhead that was Apollos boss the entire time they where supposed to be enjoying their day together. She couldn't take it anymore! The constant sexual tension between the two was insane.

"Octavia!" Stolas said as he ran off after her.

"Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up there?" The Robot asked as he saw a familiar imp to his programming. His protocol was clear. Harass on sight. "I guess the kiddies are still running away from you huh?" The android asked as he rolled his head to the side.

"The O is silent now." Blitz said as he gritted his teeth while addressing the robotic replica of his ex boyfriend.

"Just like your audience was when you told your lazy jokes here." The bot said as he danced side to side.

"Bitch I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap ass Robo rip off of an overrated sell out jester!" He then looked over and saw Apollo looking like a deer in the headlights.

"Hey kiddo!" Robo Fizz said eagerly. "Why don't you come with me and we'll get Blitzo to go fuck off?"

"Your. Not. My. UNCLE!!!" Ollie said before gathering his magic and forming an enormous rocket launcher covered in astrological symbols. "My Dick" it read. In bold Purple lettering on a light pink background. He fired a rocket he labled Pussy Destroyer and-

"Uh oh." Robo Fizz said before being blown to smithereens by a dark purple magic rocket labeled Pussy Destroyer.

Apollo breathed heavily as he let the rocket launcher dissolve and vanish.

"Holy Shi-" Blitzo started before hearing a whirring sound.

Robo Fizz had survived. He wrapped Apollo and Blitz up like a snake abwfore tossing Blitz into the air through the tent.

Ollie tried to get away from the Robo Fizz but it kept a tight grip on him.

"Don't think so fella." Robo Fizz said before producing a magic suppressant collar and attatching it to Ollie this was for his safety and the safety of the guests.

Apollo now felt as helpless as a newborn chick. He should have known Robo Fizzes for Loo Loo Land would be magic resistant and had anti magic security measures.

"DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" Was heard through the park.

Stolas blinked as he heard it. Ollie was panicking. His child needed him.

"Go Dad. Kick that robots ass." Octavia encouraged her father with a hug outside of the park as it was burning. They had had their heart to heart.

Stolas Blinked away. Turning into black on red aura.

"Oooo." Millie said as she watched Stolas' aura fly away.

"I didn't know he could do that." Moxxie added.

Stolas appeared as a giant bird beast. Terrifying the park guests as they ran away. Screeching down at the less than intimidated bot, Stolas bit down on the robots head and ripped it's head and metal spine out. Wires chirping as electricity died.

The Robot released Apollo as it fell and Stolas enveloped Ollie in a big bear hug. He grabbed the magic suppressant collar and tore it off Ollie. "I'll be having words with Lucifer over this." Stolas assured Ollie. "Let's find Blitzy and go. You both are too old for this place."

Apollo snuggled into Stolas' familiar plumage as he was carried through the park to find Blitz. They heard a familiar groaning.

"Blitzy are you alright?" Stolas asked.

"I'll live." The imp groaned as Stolas offered a hand up.

The trio walked out of the burning park to join Octavia, Moxxie and Millie. By the van.

Apollo turns to Blitz "You know our Uncle Fizzy?"

To be continued...

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