Title: Disorder

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto.

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 744: Order at torchwood100.

Spoilers: Fragments.

Summary: Ianto is shocked by how messy the Hub is.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Double drabble.

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Captain Harkness had claimed there was no place for Ianto on his team. Captain Harkness obviously needed his head examined, and his eyesight checked. Torchwood Three's base was a mess; how could Harkness not see that?

Maybe he and his team just mentally blocked out the chaos that surrounded them, the litter of empty pizza boxes and takeaway cartons, the layer of grime over everything, the thick limescale build-up in the kettle… Yes, their base was an underground bunker, but that didn't mean they had to live like trolls, wallowing in their own mess. Which was probably giving trolls a bad name.

Well, thanks to the Pterodactyl he'd bribed the Captain with, Ianto was in, which was what he'd wanted. He needed to find somewhere suitable for Lisa within the base, but his first priority would be to prove how much the team needed him by wresting some sort of order out of the chaos that surrounded him.

If it was this bad in the part of the base they used the most, he dreaded to think how bad it must be in the lower levels. Did they even have cleaning supplies? Perhaps he'd better get online and order some.

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The End