Review Responses:

Ross Does Stories: Justin deserves nothing but pain and torture.

Hi: I hope she dies too.

Hi Again: I will include them in a future chapter.

Epic Gwent Hater: Damn right, fuck Cody.

Derick Lindsey: True, true.

Sishwill: I don't know, man.

Sishwill Again: Probably lmao. Man, I might need a new author.


Everyone was eating breakfast in the crafts and services tent. "Excuse me sir, do you have any Spotted Dick?" Owen asked Chefbot.

"ROBOTS-DON'T-HAVE-DICKS." Chefbot said.

"Spotted dick (also known as spotted dog or railway cake) is a traditional British steamed pudding, historically made with suet and dried fruit (usually currants or raisins) and often served with custard." Harold explained.

"I-DON'T-HAVE-THAT-EITHER." Chefbot said. "THE-ONLY-THING-I-HAVE-IS-MOTOR-OIL."

Owen took his motor oil and sat down next to Cody. "Lovely weather we're having, aren't we?" Owen asked Cody while mixing his motor oil with tea.

Cody was undeniably dead.

"Jolly good show, old chap." Owen said before sipping his motor oil tea.

Izzy looked at the dumb duo. "We have to kill everyone!" Izzy exclaimed. "They're so dumb!"

"Izzy's right, we have to cause death!" Duncan said.

"But how?" Gwen asked.

"I don't know." Ezekiel said. "Idiot."

"Challenge time!" Chris said, running into the crafts and services tent. "Everyone follow me to the Alien movie set!"

"But what's the movie genre?" Sparem-die asked dumbly.

"Romance." Chris said sarcastically. "IT'S OBVIOUSLY ALIEN MOVIES YOU CLOWN!"

AT THE ALIEN MOVIE SET...

"Welcome to the alien movie set!" Chris greeted. "The challenge is to get an egg! There are two eggs, and whoever finds them first become the team captains! Chefbot will guard the eggs, go!"


*DIVIDES INTO GROUPS EPICALLY*

Group 1: Izzy, Duncan, Gwen, Ezekiel, Katie

Group 2: Noah, Eva, Harold, Heather, Owen

Group 3: Tyler, Lindsay, Justin, Courtney, Sparem-die

Group 4: Cody (No-one wanted to team up with Cody, friendless loser L)


WITH GROUP 1...

"We're all so cool." Gwen said.

"Well my gimmick is hating women so I have to disagree with that statement." Ezekiel said.

"Based." Everyone said.

"HAHA-I-HAVE-FOUND-YOU." Chefbot in an alien costume said. "IT-IS-NOW-TIME-FOR-YOU-TO-DIE."

"That's the dumbest costume I've ever seen." Duncan insulted. "Let's use the power of teamwork to defeat this bozo."


TRANSFORMATION MONTAGE


"I'll use my killing powers to kill Chefbot!" Izzy said as she used her killing powers to kill Chefbot.

"I'll- JESUS CHRIST STOP KILLING HIM BEFORE WE CAN DO AYTHING YOU WHINY WOMAN!" Ezekiel yelled.

"Common Ezekiel L." Izzy said.


WITH GROUP 2...

"GRRRRRRRRR I'M SO ANGRY!" Eva said, doing her character trait.

"We know Eva." Heather said.

"Slay." Noah said.

"GRRRRRRR STOP SAYING SLAY!" Eva said. "AT LEAST BEFORE YOU HAD OTHER GAY JOKES BUT YOU'RE JUST SAYIG SLAY CONSTANTLY GRRRRRR!"

"Francis Gerard Slay (born March 18, 1955) is an American politician and lawyer who served as the 45th[1] Mayor of St. Louis, Missouri from 2001 to 2017. The first mayor of the city of St. Louis to be elected to the office four consecutive times, Slay is the longest-serving mayor in St. Louis history. He is a member of the Democratic Party." Harold said.

"Now it's time for me to do my joke." Owen said. "Spot of tea."


WITH GROUP 3...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I WILL SUE GWEN AND DUNCAN!" Courtney cried.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I'M SO UGLY!" Justin wailed.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! KATIE KEEPS BULLYING ME!" Sparem-die whined.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I WILL SUE GWEN AND DUNCAN!" Courtney cried.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I'M SO UGLY!" Justin wailed.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! KATIE KEEPS BULLYING ME!" Sparem-die whined.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I WILL SUE GWEN AND DUNCAN!" Courtney cried.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I'M SO UGLY!" Justin wailed.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! KATIE KEEPS BULLYING ME!" Sparem-die whined.


WITH GROUP 1...

"I found the eggs eh." Ezekiel said, pointing at two alien eggs.

"I know that the two people who pick up the eggs will be the team captains because I am very smart." Duncan said. "If only one of us picks one up, then we can all be on the same team."

"I'll do it." Gwen said as she picked up an egg.

"And Gwen gets to pick a team!" Chris annouced. "She also gets immunity for tonight's vote!"

"Based as shit." Gwen said as the Based 5 did a celebratory griddy.


WITH GROUP 2...

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Eva screamed.

"Goodness gracious, what could possibly be the matter?" Owen asked.

"SOMEONE DID THE GRIDDY GRRRRRRR!" Eva said.

"Am I the only person experiencing sexism on Roblox?

Recently it has been so common for people to mistreat me because I'm a female. I've been told to "go back to the kitchen". I've had the chat spam "L" whenever it's my turn to go in a game called "up for debate". I've had people call me an animal and I've been given the least amount of votes compared to someone just spamming "L women".

I feel like it has something to do with the time when Andrew Tate was popularized and all of a sudden young boys began to emulate his mannerisms towards women. Since then I've experienced some form of sexism. That be harassment or spam reporting me for doing nothing wrong.

I've gotten bans for saying things that are completely normal like "hi" or "idk" because of people spam reporting me. Recently I've been making my avatar more masculine so people would stop harassing me. It's become a problem that I even have to call myself a boy to play games I enjoy." Heather said.


WITH GROUP 3:

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Courtney was crying when she tripped on a rock and flew into the based five.

"EWWWWWWWW! A DUNCNEY FAN!" Gwen said.

"Let's kill her!" Izzy said.

Everyone started beating up Courtney. "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! OWIE ZOWIE!" Courtney said before picking up an egg on the ground.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chris said before starting to cry. "Courtney found the second egg, which means she gets to pick the other team and she gets immunity in tonight's vote!"

"YES!" Courtney cheered.

"NO!" Everyone else wailed.

"Now, join me tonight for a very special elimination ceremony!" Chris said. "Two people are getting voted off!"


Confessional: "I swear to god if Courtney doesn't get voted out soon I'm gonna kill her." Duncan said coolly.


ELIMINATION TIME...

Chris was standing on a stage, while the contestants were sitting on the bleachers. "Welcome to the season's first elimination! You've all voted for the person you want to be eliminated, and now it's time to see who is eliminated!"

A repaired Chefbot walked over to Chris with a plate with mini gold Duncan statues on it. "We were gonna use Gilded Chris, but since Duncan is so much cooler we're gonna use Gilded Duncans instead!" Chris explained. "You'll get a Gilded Duncan if you're safe, and the eliminated contestants will leave in the Lame-ousine!"

"Based." Duncan said.

"Since Gwen and Courtney won immunity, they get the first Gilded Duncans!" Chris announced before throwing them Gilded Duncans.

"I HATE YOU DUNCAN!" Courtney said before the Gilded Duncan exploded. "OUCHIES!"

"Oh yeah, they're secretly bombs." Chris said. "Anyways, Duncan, Katie, Ezekiel and Izzy are safe!" He tossed Gilded Duncans to the based five, who all threw them away before they exploded.

"Heather, Eva, Cody and Harold!" They all got exploded.

"Owen, Noah and Sparem-die!" Katie caught all three Gilded Duncans in the air, and threw them all at Sparem-die, who got exploded.

"Now there's just three of you left!" Chris told Justin, Tyler and Lindsay.

"UGLY!" Justin said.

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...Justin." Justin got hit in the face with an exploding Gilded Duncan, making all of his teeth fall out. "OW I EUH UIUH A EER." Justin whined.

"Tyler, Lindsay, you've been eliminated!" Chris announced.

"What? Why us?" Tyler asked.

"Because you've had no screentime at all yet, it would be a waste to get rid of anyone else." Heather explained.

"Okay, bye guys." Lindsay said. She and Tyler approached the Lame-ousine, but it exploded.

"Wait what." Chris said.


Confessional: "I left a bomb in the Lame-ousine, but it went off too soon... Izzy lamented.


"So what do we do now?" Tyler asked.

"Don't worry, I have this!" Chris said, pulling out a gun and shooting Tyler and Lindsay with it. The couple immediately began screaming in pain.

"L Bozos." Katie said. Before long, Tyler and Lindsay had completely turned into stone statues.

"I guess this is how I'm gonna eliminate people!" Chris said.

Owen poked the Tyler statue. "Are they alive?" Owen asked.

"Yeah, and they're in excruciating pain too." Chris explained. "They can't even move an inch either."

"HAH!" Ezekiel laughed.

Chefbot dragged the Tyler and Lindsay statues away as Chris began the outro. "Who will be the next to leave?" Chris asked. "Find out next time on...

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

ACTION!"


Votes:

Tyler - Owen, Sparem-die, Heather, Harold, Eva, Justin

Lindsay - Cody, Izzy, Noah, Ezekiel, Gwen, Duncan

Justin - Tyler, Lindsay

Sparem-die - Katie

Duncan - Courtney


16th/15th: Tyler

15th/16th: Lindsay


Boys - Duncan, Ezekiel, Owen, Noah, Justin, Cody, Harold

Girls - Gwen, Izzy, Katie, Heather, Courtney, Eva, Sparem-die


Notes:

What an epic chapter, I know Courtney being a captain will be controversial but don't worry, everyone will still hate her. Tyler and Lindsay going first felt right, since they lasted way too long last season. As for the Lame-ousine going, I thought it was too painless for these losers so I decided to turn them into stone statues until the end of the competition instead.