Silly drabble from Lisa POV? Yes.
Is Lisa done with Max? Yes.
Is Lisa taking over the world? Not yet but it is close...
Did I sneak in Dark souls reference? Maybe...
'Max, Max what are you doing? How many times I have to tell you that this is just too much water? Don't act like you can't hear me, I know very well that you can.'
Max put the emptied plastic bottle back on the window parapet and walked away.
'Do you want to murder me, Max? Because that's what you're doing right now. Why don't you just dig me up and throw me out of the window? It would be faster.'
Max started singing happily.
'What are you doing? You know what? You're a psychopath! I won't talk to you anymore. Enjoy your silence.'
It took a few minutes before Max walked out of the room with a smile on her face.
After few more hours Max came back to her room.
'Oh, praise the Sun, you're back! Ok, I may have overreacted before. I'm sorry but...'
Chloe walked into the room behind Max.
'...did you bring your mammal here again? Max, we talked about this, we are roommates. You can't just decide to bring other mammals here. How would you feel if I brought one of my friends, huh? Like Cassie from Victoria's room? We can see each other sometimes, you know? Cassie has a very nice stem, not that you care enough to ask...'
Max and Chloe started making out on Max's bed.
'Again, really? Your mammal better not assault me as she always does...'
Lisa turned its attention outside, not really wanting to see the two anymore, she knew how that will end anyway.
'Could you at least open the window for me? I would like to talk to George.'
Of course, no answer came. After a moment of looking out of the window, Lisa noticed Warren creeping behind the wall, looking straight into Max's window.
'The other mammal, who wants you, is back here. See? If you opened the window I could tell George to drop a dead stick on his head again. But do you ever listen to me? No.'
Lisa tried to move its leaves to cover the window.
'I'll make sure he can't see here. Just give me a few years or you know...move me to that window?'
Chloe's shirt landed on Lisa.
'MAX! She did it again! She assaulted me! This is it. I don't want to see her in our room again. Max! Max! Your mammal is rude to me and you don't even care.'
Max's shirt landed on Lisa as well.
'That's it! I'm moving out! And you can't stop me!'
Lisa moved its leaves toward the door.
'I'll be out of here in no time you'll see.'
