"A Surprise To Behold"

Fandom: The Loud House

Characters: Lynn Loud Sr., Rita Loud

Pairings: Lynn Loud Sr./Rita Loud

Rated: M

Summary: Feeling that their relationship is lacking, both Lynn Sr. and Rita decide to go to Amsterdam for the entire Spring Break in order to rekindle their flame. What they expect when they get there may be something different that the couple will have an urge to try.

Disclaimer: Just in case if anybody wants to know. The entire show and it's characters are owned by Nickelodeon, and not us. Us on the fact that I'll be writing this fic with my co-writer, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever, who has helped me a lot writing such hot stories like the one you're gonna see right now. Yes, he deserves the credit too. And as you already know, this will be a Loud House fic with a couple we're gonna have a first time writing, which will be Lynn Loud Sr. and his wife Rita. I got a good feeling this is gonna be fun.

P.S.: Just to make sure I also forgot, this will be a multi-chapter fic. Probably a two-shot if it comes to anything like that. But we'll see for sure. Oh, and it's also easier since I just want something out on Fanfiction since it's been a long time since I did so. Anyway, sit back and enjoy the show!

Chapter 1: A Plan Comes To Motion

It was a usual sun-shiny Friday around the good neighborhood of Royal Woods, Michigan. And it was especially good inside the establishment that was the Loud house itself, especially for Lynn Loud Sr. and his brilliant dentist and novelist wife, Rita. They were delighted that the weekend had finally arrived for the two, and it had been for quite a while since with the money that Lynn Loud Sr. had amassed during a visit to the Royal Woods casino that just opened up downtown, it would finally be enough for him and Rita to earn themselves a well-earned vacation.

That was finally good for them, but there was only one big problem:

Both Lynn Sr. and Rita didn't know where to have their vacation.

They didn't have such a problem with things like these in the past. The two always made sure to plan each vacation weeks ahead to their current destination, but with all the work they had in their hands throughout these several weeks, they simply couldn't have the time. And as of right now, the only thing that Lynn Sr. had on his plate was figuring out which place they wanted to go. Good thing he had a laptop with him in order to go online to search for the perfect destination spot, but he wasn't having much luck on his part.

Lynn Jr. started tapping his chin for a while before pointing out, "Hmmm, how would you feel about Toronto?"

Rita, who was still putting on her earrings, looked towards her shoulder to Lynn Sr and replied, "That would be fine, but we're banned from the hotels because Lynn Jr. pretty much used her hockey pucks to wreck everything in sight. We had to ground her for a month."

"Okay, Toronto's off the list…" Lynn Sr. muttered in response, clicking onto another hotspot. "Hmm, how about Norway?"

"Still not allowed, unfortunately." Rita said with a big groan. "We've been banned for three years because Luna pretty much blacked out the entire city due to making so much loud noise with her guitar. We were deaf for a good two weeks!"

"Right!" Lynn Sr. nodded in return, "With what our kids have done, we can't really go anywhere by ourselves anymore."

"Tell me about it." Rita said as she put the other earring on.

Lynn Sr. continued to search around for a good several seconds before saying, "Hmmm, how about Los Angeles?"

"Really?" Rita replied, "Do you really wanna spend time over there where they charge a fortune everywhere you go? And with too many people!"

"Hmmmm, what about New York?" Lynn Sr. shrugged.

"Yes, but they're probably overbooked like L.A. usually is every single month." Rita said before putting on her favorite lipstick.

Lynn Sr. nodded a little bit while muttering, "You're right, probably too overcrowded, plus there's a good chance the kids are gonna get lost too."

"Indeed." She nodded back, all before putting on her favorite perfume next.

This forced Lynn Sr. to think around a little bit before suggesting to her randomly, "What about Las Veg… no, too pricey, because I don't wanna waste money gambling… oh, maybe Chicag… no, too many people like L.A. and New York…"

Lynn Sr. continued to think for a little bit until Rita suddenly had an idea in her mind, although a bit of a dirty idea concerning the grin on her face.

"I think I got a place in mind!" Rita exclaimed.

"What is it, dear?" Lynn Sr. said close up to her face.

"It might be a little erotic and kinky," She said, "But there's this nice place in Amsterdam where they have a hotel for couples who can fulfill any sexual fantasy in any theme they desire."

Lynn Sr. gave it some thought himself saying, "Amsterdam, huh?"

"Well this would be a great way to spark back that relationship we've been lacking," Rita replied before saying to Lynn Sr. with a deep whisper, "After all, there's a reason why Amsterdam is known as the Red Light District…"

Lynn Sr. immediately tapped his chin with a pleasing grin himself, "Hmmm, you know, it would be nice for us to spice things up. Since we haven't had any time to do anything sexual since after Lily was born."

"That's mainly because we've had 11 kids since before we got married, and we didn't want to risk getting pregnant again." Rita replied.

"I know," Lynn Sr. shrugged before sharing quite an embrace with his wife, "But I tell ya, I think it's about time I shook a lot of that rust off. And trust me, I think it's been FAR too long."

"I did remember that we used to be horny as rabbits," Rita said, feeling dirty and flirty with her voice sounding very sensual, "Oh how I loved having your hard throbbing cock pound my pussy every single time."

"Mmmm, I do miss that…" Lynn Sr. said, sweetly talking back in return, "I remember the two of us doing it every night together when the mood is right. Even nights that we taped our sexual adventures for us to see ourselves…"

"And how you would always smack my ass over and over again." Rita whispered all lovey-dovey again.

"And all the french kissing we made that would last for nearly an hour," Lynn Sr. whispered, "Not gonna lie, I purred so much like Vanzilla."

"There were sooooooo many sexual ideas that we've always wanted to do as a married couple, but we never got the chance to do it all." Rita said, signing her heart out.

"But now that you brought up Amsterdam, I think we finally can get the chance to get that golden opportunity…" He grinned once again.

Rita immediately reminded him with a smile, "Let's not forget that Lori is coming home for spring break. With her watching the other girls and Lincoln, we can finally rekindle that fire."

"I like how you think…" Lynn Sr said with a nice gentle kiss on her plump lips. "Let's tell the kids we're gonna be off."

"I'm right with you, honey." Rita said, enchanting his lips with a kiss herself before the two eventually finally grabbed the bags.

Lynn Sr closed the bedroom door behind him before whispering to Rita, "But let's keep our plan to ourselves, we don't want the kids knowing where we've been."

"You're right," Rita said with a single thought to herself, "Which is why I got this."

All of a sudden, Rita immediately grabbed the iPhone from her pocket and texted furiously onto her phone with breakneck speed, leaving Lynn Sr. obviously amazed at the finger speed his wife was going. She texted on her phone for a good several seconds before hitting the "send" button on her phone, therefore completing the fastest text message that Rita herself could possibly make to Lori in record time.

"There we go, problem solved." Rita said, putting the iPhone back in her pocket.

"Nice finger speed, honey." Lynn Sr. pointed out.

"Thanks, all that time watching Lori text on her phone really paid off," Rita nodded back, "Let's head out."

It wasn't long before the couple immediately grabbed their bags and headed out for the door. And the best part about this was that their children were nowhere around to see them leave. That's the way both Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted it on their end. It all went as well as the two hoped, until…

"I'm home!" Leni shouted, opening the door as it hit Lynn Sr. right in the face!

"OW!" He said, covering his nose.

Leni reacted in shock saying, "Oh my goodness, I didn't see you there! Are you okay, Dad.

"Yes, I'm okay!" Lynn Sr. replied, "Although you did come this close to fracturing my nose, honey!"

"Once again, I am so sorry." Leni said, apologizing once more. She then noticed the tropical getup both her parents were wearing, all before asking them, "What's with the outfits? Are you guys going somewhere?"

All of a sudden, both Rita and Lynn Sr. felt very alarmed from this situation. Well, Rita mostly, because she suddenly found herself in a pickle on how she was gonna respond to their own daughter's question.

The silence lasted for a few seconds before Rita calmed herself long enough to say to Leni with a big fat lie, "Um, actually… we're gonna be at your aunts for spring break."

"Oh, sweet! Can I go?" Leni said, feeling a little giddy.

"It's all the way over in Colorado, honey." Lynn Sr said to Leni with such disappointment.

Leni then tapped her chin, "Is that her cow?"

"It's called a ranch, Leni!" Rita pointed out to her own daughter.

"Oh, right." Leni said with a goofy chuckle, "So can I go?"

"She's sick, Leni." Lynn Sr replied with a lie himself, "So we're gonna look after her until she gets all better this entire spring break. And we can't have you there because well, um… she's allergic to perfume."

"Really?" Leni raised an eyebrow, "I never knew that."

Rita then grinned over to Leni, "Well, now you have. But we will try to bring you and the rest of your sisters something back. Even your brother."

"Well… if you say so…" Leni muttered a bit out of irony,

"Yeah, we said so." Lynn Sr. said, chuckling very awkwardly.

Leni then asked them very stupidly, "So when did you say that Lori was gonna be here?"

"Well, would you look at the time? We gotta go now!" Rita replied, cutting off Leni while looking at the watch she didn't put on.

Leni tried to speak up the only way she knew how, but couldn't get the chance to do so once Lynn Sr. and Rita shut the door behind them, therefore leaving the couple to breathe out a sigh of relief knowing they dodged a bullet from the less smarter of the Loud sisters.

"Oh my god, that was close." Rita replied.

"No kidding," Lynn Sr said to her wife with a simple nod, "I'm amazed our daughter even passed junior high with a brain like that."

With Leni out of the picture for now, the couple wasted no time packing their bags inside Vanzilla all before Lynn Sr finally got inside the vehicle and pulled out of the driveway. He then looked both sides just to be sure he didn't try to hit anybody behind or in front of him.

"Good, no kids stupider than Leni are around…" Lynn Sr. sighed to himself again.

"At least we've got that problem out of the way," Rita nodded, "I just hope that Lori can get there soon before any chaos erupts."

"Same here, although I can't promise you that'll be the case…" Lynn Sr. muttered again, all before the two finally drove away to the nearest Royal Woods airport.

—-

The time so far was 9:00 p.m.

At that time that has passed though, both Lynn Sr. and Rita had to undergo two entire trips in order to make it to their destination that Rita had suggested. And in the time that had passed between them, it had taken 12 full hours before the couple finally made it to Amsterdam. That airplane trip felt so incredibly long and excruciating that it completely wore Lynn Sr. and Rita out. Although not completely out considering they were still wide awake from all that caffeine they consumed on the way over here. But being here so late in the night that it didn't give the couple any time to take in the city's surroundings. Thankfully, there was tomorrow to look forward to, but right now, all Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted to do right now was find a good hotel to take shelter for the night.

Much to Rita's delight, she did manage to find a good hotel that had a "red light" glowing on top of a sign that read "De fantasie" around the brick walls.

"I think this is the place," Rita pointed out.

Lynn Sr looked up to the sign and said relaxingly, "Finally! I really feel that flight took us forever."

"Tell me about it," Rita nodded, 'But at least we're here. Let's see if we can get ourselves checked in."

The couple immediately entered the hotel themselves, which on the inside, looked so majestic like a five-star hotel inside this brick-like establishment on the outside. Seeing this place took the meaning "Don't judge a book by its cover" very well to the two.

"WOW!" Lynn Sr. exclaimed, feeling very impressed by its scenery.

"You're telling me, this place looks fantastic!" Rita exclaimed as well, "And for a minute, I thought it was gonna look like some rundown inn."

The two took in the surroundings for a little bit before they would be approached by the hotel's receptionist, which was dressed in a black vest covering a red long-sleeved shirt, black slacks, black dress shoes, and strange enough, looked very familiar like Jason Statham except for the fact his name was Jarna as it was shown in that name tag on his shirt.

Rita looked at him close-up and gasped, "OH MY GOODNESS. YOU MUST BE…"

"Uhhhh, no ma'am, I'm not Jason Statham even though some people compare me to him." Jarna said, chuckling in his English accent, "Anyway, welcome to De Fantasie, a place where your wildest fantasies can be fulfilled. And once you check out many of the bedrooms our place has, you'll see why. This is your first time here?"

"Uh, yeah it is. My wife kinda suggested it to me since I couldn't think of any place to vacation at." Lynn Sr. said, gesturing over to his wife.

"So you must be first timers," Jarna nodded.

"Yes we are," Rita replied, "I've been wanting to check this place for a very loooooooong time."

"Lucky for you, we're here for our extra red light special happening tonight for one lucky couple." Jarna said, replying with a very charming wink.

"Ohhhhhhh, that sounds interesting!" Lynn Sr. nodded, "We'll take it. We don't care how much it costs, we want that room."

Jarna replied with a sly grin, "Of course, just let me handle that for you. By the way, that will be 1,200 Euros."

Hearing this forced Rita to quickly slam the money on the counter in breakneck speed, therefore surprising his husband right out of nowhere like an unsuspecting cobra bite.

"Honey, may I ask how did you get that much money?"Lynn Sr. whispered to his wife.

"We converted our money to Euros," Rita said to Lynn Sr. "Plus, a place like this is WORTH EVERY PENNY spent, honey."

"Alright, point taken!" Lynn Sr. replied, keeping his mouth shut for the time being.

Jarna then took the money all to himself, flipping it around with a nice whistle all before grabbing the room key that was gonna belong to both Lynn Sr. and Rita. But not before putting the rest of the money in the cash register with a smile, "Your room will be on the fourth floor, And trust me, when it comes to the guests that come here for their first time, it is their favorite."

"We'll take your word for it." Lynn Sr. nodded back as he took the room key off of Jarna's hands.

The two quickly took off for the nearest elevator to their room, while at the same time that Jarna immediately got a good look at Lynn Sr's behind, which molded quite perfectly to her shorts. It left the receptionist no choice but to reply with such a wolf whistle without anyone, including the couple themselves, noticing the impact.

"I can see he's gonna have a fun time with glutes like that." Jarna thought to himself as he saw the couple enter inside the elevator, waiting long enough to close the elevator door on them.

As both Rita and Lynn Sr. stood there patiently waiting to be moved up, they watched as the elevator they were in moved up a few floors before the arrow reached up to the number 4, indicating that they reached up to the 4th floor of the hotel itself.

Rita had immediately thought to herself sighing out, 'I really hope that Lynn will be able to secure a room for us…

'I wonder what kind of idea Rita has for me…?" Lynn Sr. replied, thinking to himself as well.

With just a simple 'ding', the couple finally stepped out of the elevator and immediately walked down the hallway, all while Lynn Sr. started looking down at the room key he was assigned to.

"415, shouldn't be far from here…" He muttered while walking past a few rooms.

Rita eventually followed suit until she and Lynn Sr. finally stopped and stood in front of a doorway that read "The Secret Dungeon #415". Quite an interesting title for a room, so they say.

"Huh, so this must be the "Red Light Special" that receptionist has been talking about…" Lynn Sr. muttered with curiosity.

"So it is," Rita nodded, "Can't wait to see what that's like."

Lynn Sr. tried to find out himself once he inserted the key onto the door, but only stopped and let out a gasp, "Oh crap, I just realized something. What if Leni calls their aunt and tells her we're at her place, but Aunt is gonna tell her we're not actually there with her?"

"Honey, just relax." Rita said, patting her husband on the shoulder, "I already sent Aunt a text message earlier, and she'll go along with our secret plan just to help keep our cover. Nothing to worry about."

"Right, maybe it's just me. Here goes nothing." Lynn Sr. nodded, letting out a deep breath as he finally turned that door key around.

Once they opened that door however, the two were gonna be in for quite a surprise that even both Lynn Sr. and Rita wouldn't quite expect.

Hmmmm, I wonder what kind of "surprise" could it be? The plot thickens. LOL

But either way, you can wait until next chapter to get that answer. Anyway, you all know what to do from here everybody. Until next time, don't drink and drive, kids.