Another day, and whatever else is happening, with whatever the fuck answers that they are trying to find, and all while also maintaining a low and yet trustworthy profile here. While someone else is handling in searching for someone. Based on "Unhappy Campers" Enjoy reading this newly poste chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Second day to Camp Investigation."
(July 25 Camp Ivannakummore.)
Another day here at this camp in who knows where and don't even care, and everything seems as usual and normal for a summer camp filled with some kids who literally don't wanna be here. But things have become sorta different and better.
EveLynn is playing some football with the campers, and she is doing well in teaching them and playing with them and showing off why she is the best there is with sports. She dodges, she tackles and she doesn't see this girl and runs her over. "Sorry about that!"
The trampled girl gives her a thumbs up. "No worries... You're so cool." But she gets trampled by other students, and she groans from the pain.
EveLynn then keeps going and evading the others trying to stop her, and she makes it to the touch down, and with that the campers cheer and carry her and cheer. "Eve! Eve! Eve! Eve!" Yeah, that is the secret name she chose, and she even decided to let her hair be tied into a bun.
EveLynn chuckles, cheers and howls from this. 'Dang, this is kinda like back at school. Though, kinda better. Also, how are these guys pathetic and not so good with football?! All it took, was me playing volleyball, this is so awesome!'
At the lakeside, Lucy is speaking with some depressed looking campers, and they are sharing their pain and torment. Lucy chose the name Lucenda as her alias while being here.
"I have always thought to myself to be someone of talent, but then my dead beat parents make fun of me and say that I don't have what it takes."
"You think that's worse. I get yelled at by my teacher just because I try to be smart, and all because they don't want me to be smarter than the top student."
Lucy sighs. "I have had many times to endure. I have betrayed, lost trust and forgiveness, and even faced hardships of losing my family. But things changed for the better, and I have regained that trust and forgiveness and have a new family, and yet still I struggle to try and fit in with the rest of the crowd."
They all slow clap hearing this and Lucy takes a bow. She then looks around and sees Millie on the roof of one of the cabins and looking around and she waves to her daughter, to which Lucy nods.
Meanwhile, Lincoln is helping with checking on the campers and what they're doing. He even takes attendance and has managed to help a student get some medical help after an encounter with Poison Ivy. He then double checks his clipboard and sees what he has to deal with for the rest of the day, and one of which is a hiking trip with some campers.
But then he stops and looks to one of the cabins. He sees some popular girls waving to him, this has him kinda freaked out and he looks away before they show him their bras. Lincoln sighs. 'At least Luce and EveLynn are doing alright. This plan of me being here as an intern Camp Counselor sucks shit.' He then spots Lucy speaking with the depressed campers and EveLynn enjoying the glory.
Lincoln then looks around. "Where the heck did Moxxie go?"
Then one of the Camp Counselors arrive. "Hey, intern. We're gonna need you to go and get some campers to bring some firewood, and don't forget the chainsaw, because that thing is so awesome to use, and to hear trees go down!" The man chuckles and walks away.
Lincoln legit doesn't like this. 'Wow. Jerkwad much? I got a feeling, that this camp needs to shut down for the... Very disturbing moments here. Heck, I don't even know which state are we in, Oregon?'
Lincoln then heads to get the supplies, but he doesn't and he's just gonna get some campers to help gather fire wood instead of cutting down a tree. Lincoln sees the female camp counselors waving to him from the lake and in one of the boats, but he ignores them.
'Jeez, I hope we found out something so that... Oh my fucking god. What?' He sees this red skinned camper, white hair into standing ponytails, dark blue top, and pink waist high jeans and he is wearing makeup to look feminine, or something, and apparently it's Moxxie in disguise. "Moxxie?"
Lincoln then goes towards her. "You camper, help me gather firewood."
Moxxie sighs and nods. "Fine, whatever you say camp counselor intern sir."
Lincoln then waves to the others, and they nod and head over to where he will meet them.
(Somewhere in the woods.)
Lincoln then pushes Moxxie. "What in the ten hells of fire are you doing?! Why do you look like a preteen horny little idiot with a bad skin disease?"
Then EveLynn shows up. "Hey, so what's going..." she sees her father in his new look. "What the heck are you doing? You look like the mangled up mascot costume from Beaverton."
Lucy shows up and sees this. "Dad, are you undergoing some form of a hellish midlife crisis? Because if so, then this is by far the worst thing you have ever done, and we respect you being bisexual. But the outfit, doesn't fit you or the color of those clothes."
Millie then arrives, and she is wide eyed. "Honey, what the hell are you doing?"
Moxxie then explains. "Alright, so I have been snooping around and trying to stay hidden and stealthy, but apparently it hasn't quite worked out because I keep getting hit by something, or attacked by a bear. Also, I was sneaking in the waters to which a shark attacked me."
Lincoln is startled to hear this. 'Wait, there's a fucking shark in the lake?!'
Moxxie then continues. "So, it would seem that the best way for me to try and gain some information to know who the real killer here is from the client. It should wear this disguise, and I was also going to ask Millie to join me, helps us try to be in touch and learn from the others around the camp."
"But, wasn't' that supposed to be our thing?" asked EveLynn with her arms crossed.
Millie then speaks. "No, Moxx is right. We can cover more ground with this. EveLynn, take the sporty campers. Lucy with the sad and depressed ones. Moxxie and I will handle those rebellious and fashionably popular campers."
Lucy thinks about this. "Huh, this does make sense." she then helps pick up some firewood. "What do you think Linc?"
Lincoln sighs. "Alright fine. I guess this is okay." Then he asks. "Can I not be in this role? I mean, this is getting kinda ridiculous for me."
Moxxie speaks. "You have to remain Camp Counselor Intern. It is the best way for someone like you with tracking skills. We cannot afford to have this plan compromised further, even though I may hae overstepped some boundaries here."
Lincoln and EveLynn seem annoyed. "Gee, ya think?"
(Later.)
The group come out from the woods, and they also have some firewood which they have found, and Moxxie and Millie are with them, but dressed differently for this whole mission, along with some secret names to ensure nobody else knows or some dumb shit.
Moxxie/Maxine - white hair into standing ponytails, dark blue top, and pink waist high jeans and he is wearing makeup to look feminine, or something. Technically sister to Millard.
Millie/Millard - yellow beanie hat on her head, a black and yellow jersey, grey shorts with a yellow line to the side, and black sneakers with yellow laces, and she still has her black fingerless gloves. Technically brother to Maxine.
Lincoln sighs and is kinda annoyed by this change to the plan. "Alrighty then, let's get going campers."
Moxxie then does his acting. "Like, whatever sir. I just wanna hang with my gals and get into the know." the others are surprised to hear Moxxie speak like that.
Millie smirks and she speaks. "And I am ready to go and show some dudes and dudettes just who the real awesome camper is. This summer is gonna be a slammin' good time!"
EveLynn feels embarrassed hearing this, and they head back to camp. Lincoln on the other hand has doubts about this. 'This is turning into bullshit real fast. Still, I wonder how Blitz has been doing.'
(Back with Blitz.)
We see Blitz walk into the third drug store, and he confronts the man at the counter. "Hey there, pal. Look, this won't take long. But I need to know where one of your special employees here. Her name is Barbie, does she still work here?"
The imp stops reading the magazine and he looks confused. "Huh? Who the heck are you?"
Blitz is ticked off and in a fit of rage he grabs the guy and slams him to the wall and yells. "Someone who's going to get real fucking creative unless you tell him what he fucking wants!" He uses his tail to slap this dude in the face. "So, tell me where she is fuck nuts!" He uses his tail to slap the guy again. "I know you know what you won't tell me to know." He slaps him some more. "So better tell me now because this shit is only gonna get fucking worse, asshole!"
The guy then speaks. "Okay, okay. Calm down, sheesh!" Blitz then throws him to the ground. "She went out on a pickup, but I'm just the guy who gives her the word of what to do and then hand her the note on where she needs to go. I don't know where she went, my boss is the one who makes the notes, not me man."
Blitz then points his flintlock pistol at him. "Tell me, who the fuck is your boss and where the shit is he?!" Then he realizes. "Or she?"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Well, this didn't turn out as planned, but it might just work and as for Blitz? Well, he's still busy with some other bullshit, and finding his twin sister. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 7/10/23.
