What I think would really happen if the typical Self Insert actually landed with the usual big three groups: Konoha, Orochimaru, Akatsuki. Let's see the reality, shall we?

"She possess no chakra system." He spoke, barely hiding the shock. "How can that be? You can't survive without chakra." He insisted, they both looked at me, and I shrugged. "Yeah, I've always been this way. Well, the immortal thing is something new to me. But.. yeah.. immortal chick without chakra who knows stuff. That's me."

It's been a few years since Obito had passed away. Ever since then, Kakashi, a beta male, has been in a state of depression. On the night of his birthday, he receives a strange letter, telling him to meet in the Forest of Chakra. Upon arrival, he is met by a strange and somewhat familiar figure. Triggers: Yaoi, Mpreg, Mature Language, Violence, Etc

When Naruto discovered the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe, he had made the promise to himself that one day he would kiss the girl he loved under the mistletoe.

Sasuke decide que lo mejor es divorciarse. Qué equivocado estaba. Sasusaku. Contenido sexual.「 Three- shot 」

Ryo never liked staying in one place and had spent the last year travelling through the country alongside her companion Hakkai, going back to her birthplace to retrieve a family heirloom. When she came across some wannabe Konoha ninja, Hakkai convinced her to tag along and now she can't seem to get out of damn place, especially with Team 7 and Hakkai breathing down her back.

We all know that Naruto Uzumaki is the Transmigrant of Asura Otsutsuki and Hashirama Senju. However, when Naruto dies, he doesn't go to the afterlife. Instead, he finds himself in the body of an infant Hashirama! What will the world's most unpredictable Ninja do now?

‘Paman, ini cincin dari Hima, jangan dilepas ya!’

not for the easily angered. Naruto is a veteran of the fourth war. he is happy or so you think. something about those days seems to have stayed with him.

Tragedy struck, and Sasuke turned away from his friendship with Naruto. Naruto lost a best friend, and Sasuke lost something more. Two years later, after an awkward game of truth or dare at a party, Naruto decides to win back his best friend. NaruSasu fluff. Trigger warnings for cutting.

The Akatsuki is a legendary band of vampire slayers, led by Naruto. The Akatsuki's goal is to eradicate vampires-the ultimate goal is to destroy the Master Vampire, the sire of them all-thus freeing the vampires of their "curse" of vampirism. When Naruto comes into contact with the Master, will his desire to fulfill his destiny change…or will his desires change his destiny?

A story challenge for those interested in writing it: Young women are disappearing in Konoha, and unfortunately none of the shinobi can find the criminals, nore are said criminals taking the kunoichi that Tsunade sends out to catch them red-handed. But then Tsunade remembers a certain Orioke no Jutsu creator. More details are inside.

What if. Two little words that carry much weight. What if Naruto wasn't Minato's and Kushina's only child? What if they had a daughter a year before they had Naruto? What if she altered the timeline just by being born? Follow our Heroine and her Family as they go on Adventures and reforge their bonds. As Ohana. As Friends. As Family

When Kakashi, the headmaster of a Boarding School, disappears leaving a mystery behind him, his adoptive children enroll in an exhaustive mission to find him. They soon will have to face the terrors of living in a place where someone is trying to get them killed. With the help of some friends and the betrayal of others, they ll discover the truth of their existence. (AU/FANTASY)

Hinata and her scouting team press on to the wartime outpost to give their reports - and finally get dry again - and she is reunited with Neji as an unexpected bonus. (Written for NejiHina Week, Day 3)

Sakura and Ino chat over coffee while their children play. (Written for Sakura Month, Day 18)

Don't send a clone to do a real man's job. Kakashi learns the hard way that being late is not acceptable to his live in girlfriend Sakura. It is even more unacceptable to send a clone as an apology. Shameless smut in which five Sakura clones teach Kakashi a valuable lesson in being punctual. (light bondage included)

This is my first fic and attempt at an OC fic. Oc is power hungry and a bit dark. No lemons or limes pieces. Please leave reviews and point out mistakes so I can fix them later on.

Naruto had a friend, a true and honest friend that stood with him through his childhood. As ninja they will become the greatest to ever wield a blade and forge bonds stronger than anything the world could throw at them! / NarutoxTayuya and maybe OC(Ren)xFem!Kurama. Redhead!Naruto. Follows canon events. Other pairings yet to be arts with the OC's POV but is Naruto-centric!

Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem

Takes place after the second to last chapter of Naruto. Sakura and Naruto are having a difficult time dealing with their feelings. Could a little divine intervention be exactly what they need to sort it all out? In Sakura's point of view.

Without weapons, without chakra, and without anyone around for backup, Tenten's running out of options. But during this mission, she finds herself making a promise to a teammate who's been dead for two years.

Shikamaru Nara might be the smartest man in Konoha and Suna combined but there was one area in which he was completely clueless. However, fate has its own way of teaching things irrespective of its student's IQ. Prequel to The Trial. First published in 2014. Republished without any changes.

Que hacer cuando te gusta el amigo de tu ex? seguir adelante o intentarlo? Y que hara él? estaria dispuesto a salir con la ex de su mejor amigo? Entren y averiguenlo

Iruka felt the strong urge to simply turn around and leave, but he couldn't just do that again. Instead, he sighed and called, "Yes, Naruko?" "Kiba is drooling on our desk!" The Inuzuka seemed to have regained his senses, drool still covering his chin. "Am not!" "Are too!" "That's because you were fondling Hinata's privates!" "I was not-!" THUMP! Hinata fainted dead away.