A drabble series of the villages and what they represent to certain individuals. (I don't really know how describe this, so just check it out.)

[AU / Himawari & Boruto centric / Summary completo dentro] Si a Himawari Hyuga le dijeras que su dulce madre trabajó para la Mafia ella solo se reiría al imaginarse a su inocente 'Ka-chan en ello. En cambio, si al chico nuevo le mencionas algo parecido de su padre, éste luego de un ataque de risa al pensar en su aburrido viejo, te insultaría. [En espera de un mejor título].

Gaara and Hinata are together, but the only thing getting in their way is Matsuri who is determined to split them apart. Gaahina, anti Gaamatsu!

The Hokage, ruler of Konohagakure, found a boy unconscious on the street and healed him. But after healing him, she realized she had an interest in the boy and made him her personal servant, alongside a few others. How will Naruto adjust to this change, and how will he handle all the new found sensations that pulsed through his body? Harem. Naruto/ManyGirls. Lemons. Medieval. AU.

I realize I'm a merman and you're a pirate, two worlds that shouldn't collide. But you've fallen overboard and the only way to save you now is to make you a mermaid.

There's nothing a little mistletoe can't fix! Apart from, perhaps, viral flu. NejixSakura drabble. Side fic to Breaking Point.

Various short fics set in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager' and 'The Guardian in Spite of Herself,' which don't fit into either novel.

It might seem strange that I have acclimated to my new situation so easily. That I discarded my old life so fast and embraced this new one so quickly. But, it was because I did not want to die regretting my life, again. When I die, —this time — I want to be able to say 'Yes, I made mistakes, but overall, I loved my life.'

When the man who doesn't believe in ghosts meets the woman who can see them.

Summary: Neji, a king, is being pressured to have kids. However, he rejects the thought of having a Queen. So what does he do? He goes to the local whore house and gets him a prostitute. Tenten is the last of her clan, and wants revenge. Will she choose hatred over love? Or will the dragon inside of her learn peacefulness?

Everyone knows that jokers are wild cards. Unpredictable and dangerous in the right hands. What happens when the joker turns out to be a queen in disguise, that is going to rock the ninja world to it's very foundation. Fem!Naru, Crazy!Naru, select character bashing.

A Birthday is coming up and Hinata wants to bake a cake. What happens when she asks Sasuke to taste it for her? Nothing good! Written for xclubearx on Da for her b-day.

Sasuke has a confession to make. One-shot

Hinata has been captured and is overjoyed to find out that someone is saving her. If only she knew that it wasn't Naruto...

Sasuke has to watch over the Hyuga mansion with Hinata one stormy night. And slowly he realized something. Sasuke's pov.

Naruto was left alone as his twin sister Naomi was trained by his parents Kushina and Minato, leaving him to bask in the darkness. So what should he do? He'll rise up and stir the shinobi world in a maelstrom. Wise Naruto, Strong Naruto.

Road to Ninja AUish! What happens when Sasuke meets with the mysterious masked man and gets send to the Canon Naruto universe? And what happens when he sees the shy Hinata he talked to just days ago? There will definitely be chaos!

Road to Ninja AU! What happens when Sasuke forces his love onto Hinata? M for a reason!

Hinata will know how it feels when Sasuke invades her personal space. Complete! One-shot

Sasuke longs for Naruto, but the scheming Orochimaru and Kabuto won't allow their love to blossom. Kabuto also fights an addiction to DiGiorno's rising crust pizza. Rated M for sexual content and potty humor.

Chieko didn't care for much in the world. She just wanted to live her solitary life doing her job to the village until she died. So when Kankuro comes around ready to wreak havoc in her life, how long is it going to take before she finally snaps and her world catches on fire? KankuroxOC

Uchiha Itachi is a local warlord, the rest of the Akatsuki are his rude, reluctant lackeys (they're probably just there to kill time) and our poor OC is undergoing some mild psychological torture. AU, Rated M for violence only.

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J'ai plus d'inspi pour faire des fic drôles. Voici comment j'en ai retrouvé, en me disant cette phrase-ci c'est juste n'importe quoi, même la fin n'a pas de sens. Aucun couple, sauf si vous avez l'esprit tordu! Bonne lecture! (présence de gros-mots ;) )

The 4th Shinobi war is over. Temari and Shikamaru are struggling to go back to normal life after the devastating war. A diplomatic visit to Konoha is the chance to take a step forward on their friendship. Shikatema. Post-War. Complete.