Leonard’s Friend

by Dts17

What happens when Leonard reunites with his childhood best friend who he hadn’t seen in over 10 years? I don’t own TBBT but I do own Delaynie.

7. Chapter 7

Chapter 7

" Wait, what do you mean my superior just died Principal Kutchman?! What the hell just happened?!", Officer Travinski shrieked as she really began to get freaked out as well as the other women doing the same while still trying to figure out what was going on.

" He… he was on a high speed pursuit of a 46 year old male subject on Michigan Avenue tonight who had apparently just hi-jacked someone's car when all of a sudden his vehicle had a transmission malfunction and he ended up swerving right into a semi-truck, hitting it almost dead on which caused both vehicles to go up in a huge fireball all within a span of less than 30 seconds I think.", Principal Kutchman said in a sad tone.

" Oh my god… I… I don't believe this. This has got to be some kind of joke.", Officer Travinski said with a gasped of shock as she stood there trying to process what had just happened. In that moment she felt like her heart just stopped considering the fact that she just lost her boss.

" I'm afraid it's not. It was an instaneous death for both drivers when they collided into each other.", Principal Kutchman said in a sad tone.

" Officer Travinski…", Penny said with an upset look on her face.

" Not now Penny, I… excuse me a moment ladies. I need a minute.", Officer Travinski sadly said before she instantly headed to the bathroom with Principal Kutchman following after her saying in concern, " April?!" just as the other ladies followed after him as well.

" Godd*mn it this is crap!", Officer Travinski suddenly shouted in anger as she then pounded her fist down on the bathroom sink counter and started violently kicking the cabinet doors in a sudden fit of rage causing Principal Kutchman to suddenly grab a hold of her and interject at her, " Ok ok just calm down woman! What the hell are you doing?!" as Delaynie, Penny, Bernadette, Amy, Zoey, and Danica came in as well looking very concerned about what was going on with their friend.

" Don't tell me to calm down right now Principal Kutchman, alright! This is the worst thing that could have ever happened to me tonight! I'm going to end up losing my job now at the school because my freaking boss just died on top of everything else that's going on with me! First my anger illness diagnosis and now the sudden death of my boss in an unexpected fiery automobile accident caused by a transmission malfunction?! What more could there possibly be thrown at me at a time like this?!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger as she shoved him away before she fell to the floor and started crying into her hands, letting out loud depressing screams with every breath she took.

" It's ok. Come here.", Delaynie sadly said as she pulled her friend into an embrace and began to shed a few tears as well with the other women doing the same.

" No it's not Delaynie! You don't understand! This is more than me worrying about possibly losing my job now that my boss is dead! This is about what I said to him the last time I spoke to him after that lecture he gave me about my behavior and made me go through Anger Management!", Officer Travinski cried into Delaynie's shoulder.

" Well what did you say to him?", Delaynie, Penny, Bernadette, Amy, Zoey, and Danica sadly asked as they looked at her with tears in their eyes as well.

" I called him a dumb f*ck and told him to get out of my grill before I slammed the door in his face when I stormed out of his office! And now that this suddenly happened I really regret doing that because now I can't ever take that back! I can never say I'm sorry and that I didn't mean it, EVER! God this disease is really starting to mess with my life now and I hate it! What the hell am I going to do now?! I don't want to lose my job! I love my job so much even though it's very stressful at times!", Officer Travinski cried.

" You're not going to lose your job Officer Travinski, you already have a new superior stepping in. Alright, just calm down.", Principal Kutchman said with tears in his eyes as well as he looked at her.

" Wait, what are you talking about?!", Officer Travinski cried as she started sniffling, letting her tears continue to fall from her face as she looked at him too.

" I mean that before this happened your superior set up a system for that if anything were to happen to him another person would automatically step in and take over as superior in his absence.", Principal Kutchman said with tear filled eyes.

" Well then who's my new superior?!", Officer Travinski sniffled.

" It's his daughter.", Principal Kutchman sadly said.

" His daughter Claire is my new superior?! But she's just a rookie!", Officer Travinski sniffled.

" Yes but she's more than qualified to take the job now. She's spent at least several years so far being trained for the position by her father before he ended up getting killed tonight so unexpectedly. So she knows what she's doing. Just give her a chance, she's a very sweet young woman.", Principal Kutchman sadly said.

" Ok… I still regret what I said to her father though the last time I saw him considering the fact that I didn't know that was actually the last time I would ever see him. I may have gotten pissed at him but he was actually a very decent nice boss… who cared about me as if I was a second daughter to him. This sh*t is just so unbelievable.", Officer Travinski sniffled as she started brushing her tears away with her thumb.

" To hell it is bi*ch but it's going to be ok. We're not going to let you go through this alone. You may have lost your boss so unexpectedly tonight but you still have your friends and you always will, no matter what happens.", Penny sadly said.

" Thank you Penny, that means a lot.", Officer Travinski sniffled as she threw her arms around Penny. They all then went out into the living room to put all the furniture back the way it was before it was moved to continue to have a chat with each other about what had just happened before Principal Kutchman then went home and the women all found themselves sleeping on the floor together in the living room despite the fact that Officer Travinski was still sad about what had just happened to her boss that night. The guys eventually found out about the sad news when they came back the next day to which they were immediately sympathetic to but not before calling the women out on their debauchery which made Delaynie yell at both Sheldon and Leonard for that for a brief moment before Leonard decided to make it up to his wife by taking her to see a movie to which she agreed to but also with a twist that Leonard immediately loved the idea of leaving Sheldon with the task of looking after Tori and her friend Meghen when they both came back from Mikey's.

" Ok ok hit it Tori Lee!", Meghen exclaimed as the girls came running in through the front door into the apartment living room to dance around to music to Tori's iPod.

" You got it Meghen Lexi! Let's do this shit!", Tori exclaimed as she set up her iPod and Bluetooth speaker on the coffee table.

" Yeah baby!", Meghen exclaimed as she struck a pose to prepare for the craziness that was about to go down.

" Alright and… 1, 2, 3 let's go Turtleman!", Tori exclaimed as she hit play letting the song We Have Arrived by Rae feat. Classic fill the air which was the same song that her mother used for her aerobics lessons at LA Fitness.

" We have arrived, let the party begin! Throw your hands in the air, air! Everybody sing! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Let's get it started! The night is so young! Keep the party going now! Put your hands way up high! DJ, turn the music loud! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh, and keep it going!", Tori and Meghen sang at the top of their voices as they started dancing around the couch like idiots to the music, just screaming and laughing with each other in amusement making Sheldon suddenly come out of his room to see what kind of chaos was unfolding at that moment between his teenage goddaughter and her teenage friend.

" Oh f*ck, what is this chaos?! What did you get me into now Delaynie and Leonard?! I can't believe you would ditch me like this just to make me play babysitter to Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter and her friend Meghen Lexi Turtleman! Oh Lord!", Sheldon hissed under his breath to himself as he rolled his eyes and stood in the middle of the hallway, just watching what Tori and Meghen were doing with each other at that moment. He was wearing his tan colored windbreaker over his Green Lantern shirt and khakis. He had his shoes on his feet as well as his wristwatch on his wrist as usual.

" Yeah get it sista! This is awesome!", Tori exclaimed with a laughed as she was shaking herself all over the place to the music around the couch like a yo-yo.

" You got that right! This is fire on steroids?!", Meghen exclaimed as she was doing the same thing.

" Oh really?! Like your face right now Meghen?!", Tori laughed in a joking way in her friend's face with a smirk.

" Oh just shut up Tori!", Meghen laughed as she did the same thing.

" Excuse me but what is going on in here?! What the hell are you girls doing?!", Sheldon scolded the two 16 year old girls who were just being completely obnoxious and loud while listening and dancing around the living room to music like idiots with each other, just laughing it up like it was the funniest thing ever.

" We're just fooling around like friends do Uncle Sheldon! What do you think we're doing?!", Tori laughed.

" Yeah Dr. Cooper what do you think this is?! We're teenagers and we're going to do stuff like this no matter what anybody says! It's how we roll!", Meghen laughed at the theoretical physicist as she tossed her braids over her shoulders.

" Oh nice burn dude!", Tori laughed as she smacked hands with Meghen.

" Thanks bestie!", Meghen laughed.

" Yeah well I don't appreciate it Meghen and neither do I appreciate from you either Tori! We are inside an apartment right now, use your inside voices! Do you two seriously want me to paddle your butts for this sh*t?!", Sheldon scolded as he narrowed his eyes at them.

" No!", Meghen and Tori laughed as they threw their heads back, almost falling over themselves in laughter at what they just said together.

" Then quit acting up and pissing me off! This is ridiculous and you know what we're going to take a short break here! Come here Tori!", Sheldon scolded as he started walking up to his goddaughter to grab a hold of her wrist.

" Why?! What the hell is this?!", Tori laughed as she started backing away from him and pulling her hand away from his reach.

" Excuse me but I don't want to hear that word and you very well know what this is young lady! Now come on, let's go!", Sheldon scolded as he kept advancing towards her, trying to grab her.

" No get away from me Uncle Sheldon, what are you…?! Ahhh, get off me! You're hurting me!", Tori laughed and shrieked as Sheldon suddenly took her down to the floor and grabbed her wrist, pinning it behind her back in a firm grip.

" Excuse me but you're doing that to yourself by f*cking around and not listening to me! We are not going to do what we did last week! Do you want me to make you take a nap again for this nonsense?!", Sheldon scolded as he continued holding his firm grip on her.

" No I want you to get off me because I don't want whatever this is you're doing to me in the first place!", Tori laughed and shrieked as she keep trying to get away from her godfather.

" Well you don't have a choice! So get up and come with me now or you're going to be in big trouble! I'm not playing around here! Get up!", Sheldon scolded as he tried to get her up.

" No get… Ahhhhhh!", Tori suddenly screamed when Sheldon suddenly yanked her up from the floor and began carrying her room as she was screaming her head off and kicking her legs like a 2 year old even as Sheldon forced her to sit down on his lap at the edge of her bed before he grabbed what was needed out from under the bed and scolded her, " Stop acting like a baby Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter, you are 16 years old! I am not hurting you! I would never hurt you in a million years! All I'm doing right now is just giving you a diaper change! That's all this is! Now calm down!"

" But I don't want it Uncle Sheldon!", Tori whined in a voice similar to her father Leonard's except in a female version of it as she started to cry.

" I know you don't want it right now but you don't have a choice! You are going to get sick if I don't and that is something I take very seriously!", Sheldon scolded.

" I don't want to get sick, I just want to be left alone!", Tori cried as she was having a hard time sitting still.

" I will leave you alone after I'm done!", Sheldon scolded before he lowered his voice with a sigh and said, " Alright you know what, let me try something new here for a second." as he then took out his phone and a set of earbuds, plugging them into the audio jack before he gently stuck the earbuds into Tori's ears with her still crying but the moment he turned on some music and it hit her ears was when she instantly started calming down and just sat there on his lap perfectly still. The song playing was Follow Me by Uncle Kracker.

" Ok now we're getting somewhere here, just sit still for a moment.", Sheldon said with a slight smile as he handed his phone to her so that she could hold it for a moment, letting the music still play into her ears as a distraction before he began changing her diaper after he removed her shorts from her lower abdomen.

" Mmm!", Tori moaned in comfort with sniffling and a few tears still falling from her face the moment her godfather then wrapped a fresh clean diaper around her before he slipped her shorts back on over it, setting aside the used items for a moment as he then gently took the earbuds out of her ears and put them away along with his phone after he shut the music off.

" There you go precious, all done. Doesn't that feel so much better to you now Tori?", Sheldon said with a smile.

" Yes.", Tori sniffled.

" Good… Uncle Sheldon loves you, very much.", Sheldon said with a smile as he pulled her towards him, rubbing her back as he kissed her head.

" I love you too.", Tori sniffled.

" Do you want to listen to this song from now on whenever any of us change your diaper?", Sheldon asked as he looked at her.

" Yeah, I like it.", Tori said as her sniffling began to subside.

" Ok. You may go back to hanging out with your friend Meghen now.", Sheldon said.

" Thank you.", Tori said as she got up and walked out of her room to head back to the living room to continue hanging out with her friend while Sheldon cleaned up the mess he made before he headed back to his own room to do something else. Then shortly after Meghen left a few hours later and Delaynie and Leonard finally came back to end Sheldon's torture of having to deal with 2 obnoxious 16 year old girls was when Sheldon told Leonard about his surprising discovery while he was changing Tori's diaper.

" Shut up you a**hole, are you kidding me?! This actually worked?!", Leonard exclaimed in shock with a dropped open mouth as he stood two feet in front of Sheldon in Tori's room staring at him holding Sheldon's phone in his hand, listening to the Follow Me song himself through the same pair of earbuds that he used on Tori.

" Indeed it did Leonard, I couldn't believe it! It was like magic! The moment I played that into her ears, she just sat there listening to it completely still and completely oblivious as to what I was doing! This is a totally different reaction from her than what I got last week! It was like blissful silence and like a complete neurotransmitter hypnotism into a state of complete zen or something like that!", Sheldon exclaimed as he nodded his head and stared back at him.

" Yeah I'll say buddy! Delaynie!", Leonard exclaimed with a smile as he then ran out of the room still holding Sheldon's phone while the earbuds were still in his ears with Sheldon following him, heading to the kitchen where his wife was who was just wiping down the counters with cleaning product while Tori was sitting on one end of the couch in the living room listening to her iPod through her own set of earbuds, not even paying attention to her father's enthusiastic voice.

" What Leonard? What is it? What are you so excited about right now?", Delaynie asked as she stopped what she was doing for a moment to stare at her husband who was still grinning from ear to ear while holding Sheldon's phone in his hand with the earbuds still sticking in his ears.

" You are not going to believe this! Sheldon just had a scientific breakthrough about our daughter Tori!", Leonard exclaimed.

" Are you freaking kidding me right now?! What kind of breakthrough are you talking about honey?!", Delaynie asked.

" Ok, Sheldon got Tori to stay perfectly still and calm during her break time with THIS, just listen!", Leonard exclaimed as he took one of the earbuds out of his ears to stick it into his wife's ear so she could listen to the song too which instantly made her gasp with an open mouth and exclaim in shock, " Shut up, no way! This is…!" as she then looked at Sheldon with a completely stunned look on her face.

" Yeah you're telling me! I got to go tell everybody about this because this is great! PENNY!", Leonard exclaimed with a smile as he quickly shoved Sheldon's phone and the earbuds back into Sheldon's hand before he went sprinting like a rocket out of the apartment and across the hall to go tell Penny the great scientific discovery that they just found out about just as Delaynie suddenly let out a loud high-pitched girly scream as she threw her arms around Sheldon in a bone-crushing hug, completely startling him as he shrieked, " Good Lord Delaynie what is this and oh Lord not you too! Penny! What is going on here?!" when Penny suddenly came running in screaming moments later, throwing her arms around him too.

" You very well know what this is Dr. Whackadoodle you just… Ahhhhhhh!", Penny shrieked with glee as her and Delaynie threw their arms around Sheldon again making him shriek once more in surprise before they threw their arms around each other, jumping up and down like teenage girls screaming, " Nerds strike again!" Then shortly after Leonard notified everyone else about the great discovery that Sheldon just unknowingly made they all decided to gather in 4A to witness this themselves as Tori was forced to sit in a chair in the middle of the living room with her earbuds sticking in her ears and a bunch of electrodes attached to her head that were both connected to Amy's laptop that she had set up on the coffee table with Amy sitting behind it with Delaynie, Leonard, Zoey, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Mrs. Cooper, Meemaw, Missy, Georgie, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, and even Officer Travinski were gathered around behind her to see what the results would say the moment Amy played that Follow Me song into Tori's ears that Leonard had told her and the others about. The moment she did so, she began to get results immediately.

" Ok here we go, look you guys!", Amy exclaimed as she pointed at her laptop screen making the others gasp in complete shock at what they were seeing.

" Holy f*ck, look at all these positive brain activity readings! They're completely off the charts!", Leonard exclaimed with a smile.

" Yeah you're telling me dude! This is incredible!", Raj exclaimed, doing the same thing.

" Yeah I'll say!", Howard exclaimed, with the same look on his face too.

" Same here!", Delaynie, Zoey, Penny, Sheldon, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Missy, Georgie, Meemaw, Mrs. Cooper, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, and Officer Travinski exclaimed, giving off the same looks as well.

" So that's the key to getting Tori to stay still and calm during these break times! We just got to distract her with this song! Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper you're a fucking genius!", Leonard exclaimed with a smile at his roommate/best friend as if Sheldon did the greatest thing ever in U.S. History.

" I am?!", Sheldon exclaimed in shock as his mouth fell open due to the fact that he had no idea that what he just did with one certain simple song was actually a complete scientific breakthrough, one that could potentially push him further towards his goal of receiving his Nobel Prize in physics that he's dreamed and talked about for years since he first met his friends.

" Yes you are Sheldon! This is the best thing ever that could've happened at a time like this, especially while I'm grieving the sudden loss of my boss! Eureka!", Officer Travinski exclaimed with a smile due to the fact that her medication was still in effect in her system.

" True that! May The Force Be With You homies!", Howard exclaimed with a smile as he shot his fist into the air making everyone around him start celebrating which included Mrs. Cooper suddenly crying happy tears over the proud achievement that her youngest son just made to the science world.

" I so f*cking love you Leonard!", Delaynie happily cried as she kissed Leonard, throwing her arms around him.

" I love you too Delaynie! Sheldon! Sheldon! Sheldon!", Leonard happily cried before he started chanting Sheldon's name with a smile as the others began doing it too while they just continued to celebrate with each other over this great scientific achievement that just came out of nowhere from the 187 IQ theoretical physicist who even started celebrating himself over it as well just as Amy suddenly jumped up from where she was sitting and threw her arms around her boyfriend, kissing him madly while shrieking in his face with tears of joy in her eyes, " I freaking love you, my brilliant nutcase!" Then within a span of an hour they suddenly found themselves throwing the biggest party of the century over it right in the middle of the living room of 4A to which they invited the rest of everyone that they knew which consisted of Principal Kutchman from the high school, the Rocksteadys, the Jamesons, the Turtlemans, and most of Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj, and Amy's colleagues at the university where they worked which included their bosses too as the song Cupid Shuffle was blasting on the stereo with everyone celebrating like idiots to it including Sheldon too even though he didn't like embarrassing himself in front of other people.

" Yeah, what's up Pasadena?! It's on like Donkey Kong in here!", Howard exclaimed as he was danicing around like an idiot in the middle of the room with his wife and their friends over the thumping bass music.

" To hell it is Howard Wolowitz! Woooo!", Leonard, Sheldon, Delaynie, Officer Travinski, Bernadette, Amy, Raj, Stuart, Penny, Danica, and Zoey exclaimed as they were dancing around like no one was watching even though everyone else was standing around laughing in amusement at this.

" Nice going Cwooper!", Kripke exclaimed with a smirk at Sheldon.

" Way to go dumb ass!", Leslie exclaimed with a smirk at Sheldon as well before she and Kripke surprisingly joined in the fun too.

" Well this certainly probably brightens your mood up right now!", Principal Kutchman said with a smile at Officer Travinski who had stopped dancing for a moment to go talk to him.

" Oh you bet it does! This just makes my grief a whole lot easier to go through now that something this exciting just happened to one of my friends! It also makes my diagnosis a bit easier to deal with too!", Officer Travinski said with a smile as she brushed her hair out of her face with her finger.

" Good for you! Now why don't you get back out there!", Principal Kutchman said with a smirk as he playfully slapped her on the shoulder.

" Sure thing you a**hole! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!", Officer Travinski laughed with a smirk over here shoulder before she rejoined her friends out in the middle of the living room, dancing around like wild teenage girl and screaming up the whole place.

" Best sh*t ever jackoes!", Mikey exclaimed as she stood around with her friends, throwing her arms in a cross out in front of her.

" You got that right Mikey!", Tori, Meghen, and Twister exclaimed as they started smacking hands and laughing with each other before they busted out dancing as well screaming, " Yeah, get it Jameson!", as Mikey was repeatedly bumping her back against theirs around the room to the music playing on the stereo.

" Yeah get it brother and sisters from other misters! That's what's up right now!", Cassidy exclaimed with a laugh at her brother, his girlfriend, and their friends as was she clapping her hands to the beat of the music with her and her brother's parents standing next to her with amused looks on their faces.

" Thanks Cassidy!", Twister, Tori, Meghen, and Mikey interjected back at her as they kept dancing around and laughing it up with each other.

" Well I must say that is the greatest scientific achievement that has ever hit this community thus far commenced by one of our own most respected and esteemed scientists, theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper.", President Siebert the president of the university said with an impressed look on his face as he looked at Dr. Gablehauser the Head of the Physics Department and Mrs. Davis the Head of the Human Resources Department standing next to him.

" I would very much agree with that President Siebert.", Dr. Gablehauser said with the very same look.

" Same here Dr. Gablehauser. That man may be crazy as hell to deal with around the university but my god he sure is one hell of a genius.", Mrs. Davis said with a sigh and the same look as well.

" 100% Mrs. Davis.", President Siebert and Dr. Gablehauser said simultaneously before both men as well Mrs. Davis then started clapping their hands along to the beat of the music while watching their employees and their friends just hamming it up with each other.

" Yippee ki-yay a**holes! This is going down like the Nebraskan Rodeo in here!", Penny exclaimed as she was twisting herself all over the place like a tornado.

" Yeah it is Penny!", Leonard, Sheldon, Delaynie, Officer Travinski, Bernadette, Amy, Raj, Stuart, Howard, Danica, and Zoey exclaimed as they all kept dancing around with each other just having the time of their lives.

" Thor and Dr. Jones, Thor and Dr. Jones! One plays with lightning, the other plays with bones!", Howard and Raj suddenly sang their Avenger vs. Archaeologist song that they wrote together for their band Footprints On The Moon as they were bumping their backs into each other like idiots with amused smirks on their faces while doing so.

" Sheldon this is absolutely insane! I can't believe you made a breakthrough like this that suddenly hit you in the face when you least expected it to! Seriously?! Adolescent monosong neurotransmitter hypnotism?! Nice going buddy!", Leonard exclaimed with a smile as he came up to Sheldon while they were still acting like idiots to the music playing.

" Thank you Leonard! I never thought it would suddenly come out this big either, and from your daughter Tori nonetheless! This is certainly one of the greatest achievements that I could have ever made in my entire life before and it'll be even better if and when I get my Nobel Prize in physics someday for this remarkable contribution to the science community in the first place!", Sheldon exclaimed with a smile as he was still doing the same thing, not caring at that moment that he was making a fool out of himself.

" Hell yeah it will you crazy b***ard! You may be annoying at times to deal with all the time but my god you're such a great best friend!", Leonard exclaimed.

" Same to you even though you frustrate me at times as well!", Sheldon exclaimed.

" Oh just shut up and keep dancing you brilliant fool before I kick your a**!", Leonard laughed as they kept celebrating around the living room with each other and the rest of their friends.

" Wouldn't want to push my luck with that notion my good man even though I've said a thousand times before that I don't dance!", Sheldon exclaimed with a gaspy laugh.

" Well this just makes my heart happy to see things like this Ken!", Mrs. Konnerack exclaimed with a smile as she looked at her husband.

" It does to me too Wendy! Come here!", Mr. Konnerack exclaimed as he pulled his wife towards him to kiss her just as their two daughters Delaynie and Zoey suddenly came running up to them, throwing their arms around them letting out high pitched girly shrieks before the two sisters continued dancing with each other and everyone else like no one's business.

" To Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, the nutcase king of the physics world!", Howard exclaimed as him, Raj, and Leonard suddenly lifted Sheldon up onto their shoulders.

" Yeah! Woooo!", everybody exclaimed as the celebration continued with several people dancing like idiots as well as laughter and smacking hands to the beat of the music.

" Best day ever!", Tori exclaimed.

" You got that right babe! Come here!", Twister exclaimed as he suddenly grabbed his girlfriend's wrist and spun her towards him to kiss her just as his sister Cassidy suddenly came busting her moves in between the two exclaiming, " Coming through here bro and sister from another mister! That's what I say right now!"

" Yeah get it Cassidy!", Tori, Twister, Mikey, and Meghen exclaimed as they all started dancing around her, laughing it up in amusement as the music continued to play on the entertainment system stereo.

" Now wait a minute hold on you guys! Let's test this new monosong discovery out for a second! Let's see what it does to all 5 of them!", Leonard exclaimed as he stopped dancing for a moment.

" Ok Leonard!", his friends exclaimed as they did the same just as Leonard then switched the song to Follow Me which instantly made Tori, Twister, Mikey, Meghen, and Cassidy all drop to the floor like stones in a complete zen-like state just like it did to just Tori the first time which was unbelievable to everyone who was watching this.

" It works! This is awesome!", Leonard, Sheldon, Delaynie, Officer Travinski, Bernadette, Penny, Amy, Raj, Stuart, Howard, Danica, and Zoey exclaimed as they all looked at each other.

" Absolutely brilliant!", President Siebert exclaimed as he and everybody else immediately started clapping before the celebration continued with Leonard suddenly switching the song to SexyBack by Justin Timberlake feat. Timbaland which was a song that Penny was singing shortly after she moved in for the first time across the hall.

" Shut up! This is my jam man! How did you know?!", Cassidy suddenly shrieked in surprise when she heard her favorite song come on.

" We didn't Cassidy! It's just a song on a Various Artist's CD!", Leonard said with a laugh.

" Well regardless this is awesome Dr. Hofstadter, thanks for that! Come here Tori, let's get it you cool loser!", Cassidy exclaimed as she yanked Tori towards her and started dancing again.

" Well hey I'll take that over you just calling me a plain loser any day Cassidy!", Tori laughed as she started dancing again too.

" Oh just shut up Konnerack-Hofstadter!", Cassidy laughed as the two girls started bumping backs into each other as if they were best friends, just laughing in amusement together which was a complete turn around from them absolutely hating each other before Cassidy went away to boot camp to shape her life up.

" Now this is what I want to see! You two girls getting along instead of hating each other and throwing insults!", Principal Kutchman exclaimed as he gave both girls a thumbs up of approval of what they were doing. He was happy that the school bully and bully victim were no longer such and were now finally getting along with each other.

" Thanks Principal Kutchman! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!", Tori and Cassidy exclaimed as they continued dancing and laughing with each other with Mikey, Meghen, and Twister joining them.

" Surprise airplane attack Tori!", Cassidy laughed as she suddenly threw Tori up on her shoulders, spinning around with her.

" Holy crap, what the f*ck Cassidy?!", Tori laughed as she then spread her arms out like an airplane while Cassidy was spinning her around up on her shoulders which made her locket around her neck start swinging all over the place.

" Be careful you don't hurt yourself and have an asthma attack Tori because your mother and I will really freak if that happens!", Leonard interjected at his daughter with amused laugh.

" I know what to do Dad, I'm not an idiot! I have an IQ of 164! Keep going Cassidy Jeanette, this is awesome!", Tori laughed.

" You got it Tori Lee! Woooo!", Cassidy exclaimed as she kept spinning around like a tornado while holding onto Tori's legs as Tori was sitting up on her shoulders having the time of her life. She could feel the padding of Tori's diaper through Tori's shorts pressing against the back of her neck but that wasn't something that she was bothered by anymore because now she could see that Tori was actually a really great person despite her medical condition and could now see very clearly why her brother Twister liked her so much.

" Bro this girl's such a riot! I can totally now see why you like her so much!", Cassidy laughed at her brother as she kept spinning Tori around on her shoulders to her favorite song that was still playing on the stereo.

" Exactly sis! This was what I was trying to get you to see this whole time about her! She's cute with a beautiful hilarious personality! People are absolute idiots for not seeing it like I do! They're complete numbnutses who don't know what the hell they're talking about in the first place!", Twister laughed at his sister.

" Ok Twister that's enough! You're getting a little too carried away with the words now bud!", Mrs. Rocksteady scolded her son.

" Aww come on, give me a break! Butt out Mom, I'm trying to have fun here!", Twister laughed as he rolled his eyes at his mother.

" Oh yeah well how's this for fun?!", Tori laughed as she suddenly swiped her hand down and playfully smacked Twister on the top of the head while Cassidy was still spinning her causing everyone to laugh in amusement just as Twister laughed, " Oh you're gonna get it for that one Tori!"

" Then bring it loverboy, it's on!", Tori laughed as Cassidy set her back down so that she could playfully screw around with Twister.

" Sure thing Princess Peach!", Twister laughed as he suddenly found himself in a playful slap fight with his girlfriend which then turned into a sudden playful wrestling match all over the floor while everyone else was still laughing in amusement at this.

" I'm going to get you for that Twister Alakay!", Tori laughed as she was basically standing on her head with her legs wiggling in the air while trying to pin her boyfriend down. Her locket around her neck was flipping all over the place as well.

" Yeah well I'm going to get you instead Tori Lee! What do you say to that?!", Twister laughed as he was playfully trying to get away while kicking Tori in her diaper covered butt covered up by her shorts.

" I say shut up and quit kicking me in the butt before I give you a fire in the hole!", Tori laughed.

" I'll show you a fire in the hole in a minute! Come here babe!", Twister laughed as he suddenly flipped over onto Tori, trying to pin her down as well.

" A squared plus B squared equals get off me you big dork before I turn you into a German sausage!", Tori laughed as she was playfully kicking her legs up at him.

" Oh yeah well A squared plus B squared equals I'm about to make you eat those words you just said, in the shower!", Twister laughed as he suddenly jumped on her and playfully captured his arm around her neck making her shriek with a laugh at her boyfriend, " Oh f*ck no, Twister Rocksteady!" as he suddenly sprinted with his girlfriend into the bathroom exclaiming with a laugh, " Oh yeah, water in the hole now baby! Let's go Tori Konnerack-Hofstadter!" with some of the others following which included President Siebert, Dr. Gablehauser, Mrs. Davis, Kripke, and Leslie too laughing in amusement at this because of just how much of a riot they thought this kid was that Tori was dating while the Justin Timberlake song was still playing from the living room just in time to see Twister turning the showerhead on when he threw the periodic table shower curtain back to playfully dunk Tori's head under the running water to make her head all wet as a joke leading her to do the same thing to him which made him think in his head, ' God I just love this girl so much! She's the best girlfriend I've ever had in my life!' as they kept screwing around with each other, laughing it up like it was the funniest thing ever despite the risk of Tori potentially having another asthma attack. The party then lasted for a bit longer before everyone all went their separate ways leaving just Delaynie, Leonard, Sheldon, and Tori left in the apartment.

" Oh man, that was fun!", Leonard said with a smile as he was trying to catch his breath.

" I would agree with that! Best party ever!", Delaynie said with the same look as she was trying catch her breath as well.

" I must admit the same thing even though that was quite obnoxious.", Sheldon said as he was doing the same thing too.

" Yeah but I still had fun, especially when Twister dunked my head in the shower and then I dunked his head too. That was so hilarious.", Tori said with a smirk as she was sitting on the floor with her knees hugged into her chest. Her hair was also dry by this point.

" Yeah well I think that's enough excitement for one day. I think it's time to go to bed, after we change your diaper first.", Leonard said as he got up to pick his daughter up off the floor. Delaynie and Sheldon got up as well.

" Aww nuts.", Tori said as her father then picked her up and carried her to her room with her mother and godfather following as well.

" Wow, changing Tori's diaper has never been so much easier to do until now. This whole monosong hypnotism thing that you suddenly discovered today Sheldon is absolutely the greatest thing ever. Look at this, complete zen.", Leonard said in a low register with a smile while he was kneeling next to his 16 year old daughter's bed, wrapping a fresh clean diaper around her lower abdomen that had an equation on the front of it across the adhesive strip that said A squared plus B squared equals C squared while Tori was just laying in her bed moaning and snoring her head off like a reviving chainsaw engine with her eyes shut wearing nothing but just a t-shirt along with the diaper as the Follow Me song was playing into her ears through her earbuds.

" Yeah I completely agree with that Leonard, that's amazing. Who would have ever thought of that in first place? I'm seriously at a loss for words here.", Delaynie said in a low register with a smile on her face as she stood next to her kneeling husband with Sheldon standing on the other side of her.

" Me too Delaynie, I'm so happy we had this beautiful child together in the first place even though she wasn't planned too soon at first. She's absolutely perfect despite her having asthma just like me and having to wear diapers because of it to begin with.", Leonard said in a low register with a smile as he then stood back up and cleaned up the mess before he pulled the covers up to Tori's chest and kissed her head whispering, " I love you." after he shut the music off and took the earbuds out of her ears.

" True and me too. Our beautiful Tori Lee, love you baby.", Delaynie said again in that same voice with a smile as she nodded her head and bent over to kiss Tori's head too, gently stroking her head with her hand as well for a brief moment.

" Indeed. I believe I owe this entire discovery to her in the first place. She may be completely obnoxious to deal with at times but she honestly most certainly is the best goddaughter I've ever had in my life. Thank you so much Leonard and Delaynie for giving me this greatest gift and achievement ever. I love you both so much for this.", Sheldon said in the same voice with a smile too.

" You're welcome Sheldon and we do too.", Leonard and Delaynie said in a low register together with smiles on their faces as they pulled Sheldon into a side embrace with him sandwiched in between them to which he surprisingly didn't mind this time even though he didn't really like that much physical human contact.

" Thank you so much for my scientific breakthrough Tori, I love you.", Sheldon whispered into Tori's ear with a smile when he walked up to her sleeping form before he kissed her on the head as well.

*Tori moaning and snoring while twitching slightly in her sleep*

" That's language for " I love you too Uncle Sheldon.", Leonard said in a low register with a smile as he looked at his theoretical physicist best friend.

" I know what that meant my good man, I'm not an idiot. Let's just go to bed now.", Sheldon said in a low register as he started heading to the door of his goddaughter's bedroom.

" Sounds good to me.", Leonard said in a low register as he did the same thing.

" Me three.", Delaynie said in a low register as she followed suit too. The LA Fitness instructor and the two physicists then looked back at Tori's peaceful sleeping form and whispered with a smile, " Good night Tori, we love you." before they shut the light off and headed to bed themselves after they shut the door behind them leaving Tori's room engulfed in the soft neon pink glow again from her neon pink lighted name sign that was hanging on the wall above her bed. The very next day Tori went back to school with Twister, Mikey, Meghen, and Cassidy which ended up being a chill day for the most part except for when Principal Kutchman and Officer Travinski had to yell at a female student for skipping class before they let her off with a written warning that if she did it again then she would be in very big trouble which wasn't as bad due to Officer Travinski trying at least a little bit harder to keep her anger in check with the help of her medication and Anger Management despite her illness that both of those things were prescribed to her for in the first place, both by her psychiatrist and by her superior before his sudden death in that high speed fiery automobile accident to which he had now passed on that torch to his daughter Claire to deal with to which she was happy to do even though she still missed her father and wished that he was still there. Then about one week later due to flooding issues, it was decided that school would be cancelled for that whole week which gave Officer Travinski the opportunity to attend the law enforcement memorial service for her old boss while she was starting to get to know his daughter a bit more who was her new boss. It was also around this time that Tori was forced to go to Caltech for the day with her father Leonard, her godfather Sheldon, her Auntie Amy, and her Uncles Howard and Raj due to the fact that they and the others still had to work and didn't want her being left alone for the whole day even though she was 16 years old. As the 5 of them were just sitting at their usual table in the cafeteria while on their lunch break just talking to each other about science related stuff Tori was sitting on a nearby chair in there as well just listening to her iPod through her earbuds due to the fact that Leonard didn't want her being left in the lab alone and possibly hurt herself. At first Tori was just sitting there with one leg crossed up over her other one, tapping her raised foot up and down while nodding her head slightly to the beat of the music before she suddenly got up from the chair, climbing up onto an empty table as she began dancing around in a circle all over the table like an idiot to the song How High performed by Shordie Shordie just swinging her arms, kicking her legs up, and shaking her head all over the place laughing it up in amusement to which immediately caught the attention of all the other researchers and scientists in there including Sheldon, Leonard, Amy, Raj, and Howard who all turned their heads to see what she was doing.

*Tori dancing and laughing all over the table like a wild teenage girl*

" Good Lord what does she think she's doing right now?!", Sheldon interjected in shock as his mouth fell open at the chaos that his goddaughter was beginning to create in the cafeteria.

" Beats us dude!", Raj interjected with the same look.

" Same here!", Amy and Howard interjected with the same looks as well.

" Oh for God sakes you're going to kill me here!", Leonard hissed in frustration under his breath as he rolled his eyes at what his teenage daughter was doing.

" Dr. Hofstadter!", Mrs. Davis shouted at the experimental physicist from across the room when she stood up from the table she was sitting at in there as well.

" I got it Mrs. Davis! Butt out!", Leonard hissed as he slammed his hands down on the table and got up from his seat, storming over to where his daughter was and scolded, " Excuse me Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter, what do you think you're doing up there young lady?!" which immediately made her stop to look down at him as she then laughed, " I'm just dancing around to my music like any normal teenage girl would do on a daily basis Dad?! What do you think I'm doing?!"

" Creating a disturbance is what I currently see you doing and I don't appreciate it! This is a science university where I work and this is not appropriate! Get down from there now before you hurt yourself! You're not going to f*ck around and act like a rebel in front of several of my colleagues which includes your godfather, your two uncles, and your aunt under my watch like that because if you do then you're getting your butt paddled which is something you're not going to like to happen in the first place!", Leonard scolded his daughter with narrowed eyes and crossed arms.

" Oh come on, we're seriously going to do this rodeo again?! This is ridiculous!", Tori laughed as she kept standing there on the table, holding her iPod in her hand as the music kept playing into her ears.

" I don't care Tori Lee! Get down! I'm your father and you're going to listen to what I say whether you want to or not! Is there a reason why you're completely acting out right now?! Do you need a break time or something right now?!", Leonard scolded as he was pointing his finger around like a drill sargeant as well as the floor.

" No, I'm just trying to have some teenage fun here! Get off my case Dad!", Tori laughed as she flipped her hair over her shoulder as her locket around her neck was swinging slightly back and forth.

" Rweally Hofstadter?! Twrying to annoy us with twhis kind of shit?! Not cwool dude!", Kripke interjected at him from another table.

" Kripke shut up, you stay out of this! I'm having a parenting moment over here and you're not going to get in the middle of it! This is between me and my daughter! She's my child so let me tell her what I deem is appropriate right now!", Leonard interjected back at Kripke making him shut his mouth immediately before he turned back to his daughter and scolded, " So yeah get down now or you're going to be in big trouble and by that I mean I'll paddle your butt in front of everyone here and then you're going to be grounded for 2 weeks! Don't make it come to that because then you're really not going to like it if that happens, especially if I tell your mother about it!"

" Is that a threat?! Because if it is that's so lame!", Tori laughed.

" Tori!", Leonard scolded.

" Ok fine, I'll get down! Geez Louise and oh crap! Not this again!", Tori laughed as she then got down from the table only for her father to grab her by the wrist and carry her out of the cafeteria for a moment to head back to the lab with her kicking her legs like a 2 year old as he then carried her into the lab and shut the door, pulling the door window shade down for privacy reasons.

" Alright come here, stop fooling around and just sit still here for a moment so I can change your diaper because you're obviously getting a little too carried away at the moment and you need to calm down now before you hurt yourself or somebody else here! You are 16 years old! Act like it because you keep continuing to act like a baby at the moment then I'm going to treat you like one and I know you don't want that!", Leonard scolded as he grabbed his daughter's diaper backpack off the floor and sat down on a stool, forcing her to sit in his lap as he then pulled everything out of it that was necessary at that moment.

" You're right I don't Dad! I'm in high school and that's so embarrassing! Plus I got friends and a boyfriend too!", Tori laughed as her father took her iPod out of her hand for a moment to switch the music to Follow Me before he handed it back to her and removed her shorts, revealing her soiled brief.

" Exactly, now just chill out please! This is not what I want to be dealing with at the moment while I'm at work and if your mother was here right now she wouldn't want to be dealing with it either!", Leonard scolded as he then began changing her diaper just as she began to start calming down while trying to catch her breath, letting out a sigh of comfort the moment her father then strapped a fresh clean diaper around her lower abdomen before he slipped her shorts back on over it and switched the music on Tori's iPod back to the song she was listening to before Leonard dragged her into the lab to change her diaper as a way to get her to stop acting out and making a fool out of herself in front his colleagues and bosses out in the university cafeteria.

" There, that should calm you down for a while. Ridiculous.", Leonard hissed under his breath as he then let his daughter get back up before he stood up himself and cleaned up the mess, washing his hands in the sink as he then made Tori do the same before he walked her back out to the cafeteria and said in firm voice, " Alright listen here now, you can dance around to your music on your iPod but not on the table! That's not appropriate and it's unsanitary! If I catch you up there again then you're going to be in big trouble plus I'll make you go take nap back in the lab for not listening to me in the first place! Do I make myself clear young lady?!"

" Yes.", Tori said with a sigh as she went back to dancing around to music, on the floor this time.

" Good!", Leonard hissed as he then walked back to the table that he was sitting at with his friends to sit back down just as everyone else in the cafeteria turned their attention back to each other, wondering what that whole deal was about between Leonard and his 16 year old daughter Tori.

" Thank you for resolving that Dr. Hofstadter! What was that about?!", Mrs. Davis, Dr. Gablehauser, and President Siebert interjected at him as they looked in his direction.

" You already know what that was, I'm not going to say it out loud because I don't want to embarrass my daughter!", Leonard interjected back as he stood beside his chair.

" Fair enough!", Mrs. Davis, Dr. Gablehauser, and President Siebert interjected before they turned their attention away from him to continue eating their lunches.

" My god, that was so embarrassing.", Leonard said with a huff of frustration as he sat back down in his chair and rubbed his face with his hands for a brief moment before he picked up his fork and stabbed it into his food again to continue eating while Tori was still dancing around like an idiot to her iPod a few feet away.

" Yeah I'll say Leonard. That was just completely obnoxious what she just did. In fact, that was completely uncalled for.", Sheldon said with a look of disappointment and disbelief that Tori would have the audacity to do that in the first place.

" Of course it was Sheldon. She knows better than to do stuff like that.", Leonard hissed.

" True that dude.", Raj hissed.

" Did you give her break time?", Howard asked.

" Yeah and now she's back to doing whatever the hell she wants over there but I told her not to get back up on the table again or she's going to be in trouble and I'm going to make her take a nap when we get back to the lab for not listening to me in the first place.", Leonard said.

" She should probably go take a nap anyway Leonard. She's been awake all morning doing God knows what so she's probably overtired by now.", Amy said as she took a sip of her water.

" Yes I believe that's totally appropriate right now, especially after what she just did. That kind of behavior only comes from somebody who clearly needs a nap, even if she's 16 years old.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head in agreement.

" Well now that you mention it that does seem to be the most logical explanation for why she's acting out and not listening, so you know I think I will go put her down for a nap for a few hours after our lunch break is over.", Leonard said.

" Good.", Raj said.

" She really needs it right now anyway because otherwise she's just going to get moody later and that's not going to be fun for any of us to have to deal with, especially your wife Delaynie when she comes back home from LA Fitness and will already be stressed enough as it is.", Howard said.

" True Wolowitz. So she can have her fun for the rest of the time being now because then after that it's nap time.", Leonard said as they all finished eating before going their separate ways back to work but not before Sheldon, Raj, and Amy embraced Tori and kissed her head making her wonder what that was about but the answer suddenly became very clear to her the moment she saw her father place a chair cushion on the floor in one corner of the lab just as her uncle handed him a blanket that he got from the storage closet in there.

" Ok Tori come here, lay down.", Leonard said as he unfolded the blanket in his hands.

" Lay down? Why? What the hell is going on here?", Tori asked in confusion as she stood there staring at the two men just as Howard gently took her iPod from her and shut the music off that she was listening to, taking her earbuds out of her ears before he gently removed her glasses from her face.

" What's going on is you're taking a nap.", Leonard and Howard said, giving her a straight face.

" Why?! I thought you told me that if I got back up on the table again then I was going to do that!", Tori shot back as she crossed her arms with an annoyed look on her face.

" Yes I know I said that sweetheart but you're acting out and not listening right now and we're sick and tired of dealing with it at the moment. So lay down, now.", Leonard said in a firm voice.

" But I don't want to! I'm not even tired!", Tori protested as she stamped her foot like a little kid throwing a tantrum.

" Well you don't have a choice and yes you are! You're giving us a whole bunch of attitude right now and that's not appreciated!", Howard scolded his niece.

" Because you're making me do something that I don't want to do! Get out of my face Uncle Howard and leave me alone! This is so not cool right now!", Tori hissed in his face with clenched fists at her sides.

" Tori Lee do not argue with us right now! You are overtired and you're not thinking right at the moment! Lay down, it's nap time!", Leonard scolded her.

" No, I'm not taking a nap and you can't make me! Leave me alone!", Tori suddenly shouted as she then sprinted out of the lab and down the hallway, screaming her head off as if she was being chased by a monster.

" Son of a bi*ch, there she goes! Get her Leonard!", Howard hissed under his breath as he took off like a bat out of hell after her making Leonard follow after him hissing under his breath, " That's what I'm doing you idiot! Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter you get back here right now! We're not gonna do this kind of sh*t!"

" I don't care! Get away from me Dad! I'm not taking a nap right now! This is uncool and a bunch of f*cking bullfighting crap! I'm 16 years old! I don't need this!", Tori screamed in terror as she kept running down the hallways of the science university with her father and uncle in hot pursuit of her only to be suddenly joined up with Sheldon, Raj, and Amy when they suddenly came out of their offices and labs to find out what this fiasco was that was going down currently at that moment.

" Good Lord what is…!", Sheldon interjected when he suddenly got rammed into by his goddaughter head on but not enough to make him fall.

" For cripes sake what is going on here?!", Raj interjected when he came running up on one side of Sheldon right in front of Tori too.

" Yeah what is the deal here?!", Amy interjected as she came running up on the other side of Sheldon right in front of Tori as well which trapped her right in the middle of them when Leonard and Howard suddenly came up behind Tori with all 5 of them standing around her like a police force which instantly made her start to freak out even more about what was going on.

" Nice interception you guys! You got nowhere to go now Tori!", Leonard interjected at his friends.

" Oh god! Dad, Uncle Howard, Uncle Sheldon, Uncle Raj, and Auntie Amy?! What the f*ck is this crap?!", Tori screamed in terror as she was looking around on all sides of her at her family members gathered around her.

" You know what this is Tori! You need to go take a nap!", Amy interjected in concern at her niece as she placed her hands on Tori's shoulders.

" But I don't want to right now! I'm not even tired!", Tori screamed in terror as her anxiety started going up.

" Yes you are! You're freaking out about complete nonsense and you're not listening right now! You need to calm down!", Howard interjected in concern at her too.

" Yes seriously Tori Lee! What is your problem right now?! We are not going to hurt you! We would never hurt you in a million years! We're your family and we love you! We just want what's best for you!", Raj interjected in concern at her as well.

" Yes, please just stop screwing around! We are sick and tired of dealing with you not listening to us right now so you need to do as you're told at the moment or you're going to be in big trouble!", Leonard scolded his daughter.

" I don't want to be in trouble! I just want to be left alone!", Tori screamed as she then started to cry like a little kid throwing a tantrum. In that moment it confirmed to them just how much she needed a nap at that point.

" Well hold on a minute, maybe this is a little stupid trying to make her take a nap.", Sheldon said with a bit of sarcasm even though he still didn't understand it.

" Really?!", Tori shrieked.

" Bazinga!", Sheldon interjected his trademark catchphrase.

" Dang it!", Tori cried.

" My god what is going on here now Dr. Cooper, Dr. Fowler, Dr. Koothrappali, Mr. Wolowitz, and Dr. Hofstadter?!", Mrs. Davis suddenly shouted when she came running up behind all of them with President Siebert, Dr. Gablehauser, and a few campus security guards following suit as well while Tori was still standing in the middle of everyone crying like a baby.

" What's going on Mrs. Davis is we're trying to get my daughter to take a nap and she's refusing to listen to any of us at the moment!", Leonard hissed in frustration.

" God there's always a problem isn't there?!", Mrs. Davis hissed as she rolled her eyes and pressed her hand against her forehead due the fact that in addition to trying to do her job for human resources she now had to deal with a moody teenager that didn't want to listen to her father at that moment about having to take a nap.

" That's what this whole fiasco is right now?! Your daughter Tori refusing to take a nap Dr. Hofstadter?!", President Siebert hissed as he looked at Leonard and rolled his eyes.

" Yes! That's exactly what this is President Siebert!", Leonard hissed.

" Well if you want I could give her something to help sedate her but I'm going to need one of the guards and Janine here to restrain this young lady so that she doesn't potentially hurt herself at the moment!", Dr. Gablehauser interjected as he pointed at one of the security guards and Mrs. Davis before he reached into his pocket and pulled a syringe and needle with some kind of clear substance in it.

" Well if it means getting her to finally shut up and take a nap then yes! Go ahead Dr. Gablehauser!", Leonard hissed.

" What?! Dad!", Tori cried as she looked at her father for a brief moment like he was nuts.

" Fine with me sir.", one of the guards said as he took out a set of handcuffs.

" God why do I always have to get involve in this kind of crap in the first place?! Alright fine, come here young lady!", Mrs. Davis hissed as she reluctantly advanced on Tori with the guard following suit making Tori start backing up a bit, screaming and crying, " No! Get away from me now before I…ow!" as she suddenly found herself being taken down to the floor on her stomach with her arms being pinned behind her only to have her wrists slapped with the handcuffs just as Dr. Gablehauser then came up behind them and injected the sedative into Tori's bloodstream before he removed the needle and discarded it. The handcuffs were then removed from her wrists before she was helped up off the floor by Mrs. Davis, the guard, Leonard, Howard, Raj, Amy, and Sheldon as she continued to cry about what just happened to her. Leonard, Howard, Raj, Amy, and Sheldon then began walking Tori back to Leonard and Howard's lab moments later but the moment they forced her to lie down on the floor in the corner of the lab making her rest her head on the chair cushion and covered her with the blanket was when she really started wailing at the top of her lungs as if she was on fire.

" Man she really does need a nap right now.", Raj said in concern.

" Agreed Raj.", his friends said in concern.

" That seriously hurt! Why did you guys do that to me?!", Tori cried as she was trying to get up only to be held down by her family making her cry even more because of the fact that she still didn't want to take a nap.

" Because we already just told you why Tori! It's nap time! You need to get some rest before you get sick due to a weakened immune system! We don't want anything bad to happen to you! We love you! This is what happens to people who are overtired! It makes them get all moody and not want to listen to anything that anybody is telling them to do!", Howard said in concern as he looked down at her with his friends all gathered around him giving her looks of concern as well.

" But I don't want a nap!", Tori cried as she kept resisting their efforts to hold her down due to the fact that the sedative that Dr. Gablehauser just gave her hadn't kicked in yet.

" Shhh, soft kitty warm kitty. Little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty. Pur pur pur.", Leonard, Amy, Raj, Sheldon, and Howard sang in soothing voices with smiles on their faces just as Tori's crying began to reduce to sniffling before it turned into snoring and moaning when the sedative finally kicked in and made her drift off to sleep.

" Finally, she's out.", Raj whispered as he and the others let out big sighs of relief over the fact that Tori was now finally taking a nap like they wanted her to.

" Yeah I'll say. That was just absolutely ridiculous about how much attitude she was giving to us about it to begin with.", Howard whispered.

" Same here Howard.", Raj, Amy, Sheldon, and Leonard whispered in agreement before all 5 of them whispered with smiles on their faces, " Have a good nap Tori. We love you." as they kissed her head before they all went their separate ways to continue working leaving Tori to have a much needed afternoon nap. However a little bit into her nap her bladder released itself into her diaper to the point that it needed to be changed again.

" Well I think I'm going to take a short break here again for a moment and give Tori a quick break time.", Howard said register as he stopped what he was doing for a moment.

" Sure, knock yourself out you idiot. There's her stuff for it right there.", Leonard said in a low register as he was working on his laser and pointed at Tori's diaper backpack that sitting on the stool next to the table.

" Well then I'll take that, thank you.", Howard said in a low register as he then grabbed the bag and quietly walked over to Tori's sleeping form on the floor.

" Sure thing, you want the song in her ears Howard?", Leonard asked in a low register as he continued working on his laser.

" No I'm going to forego it this time Leonard because I don't want to risk waking her up and then have a fun difficult time putting her back down again.", Howard said in a low register as he kneeled down in front of Tori and began pulling everything out of her bag that was needed for that moment so that he could change her while she was sleeping.

" True. Alright if you insist.", Leonard said in a low register.

" Thanks.", Howard said in a low register as he then gently lifted the bottom half of the blanket covering Tori, revealing her legs and lower abdomen he whispered, " Ok Tori let's change your diaper. Please do not wake up or punch me for this." before he removed her shorts and began pulling on the adhesive tabs of her diaper to remove it from her abdomen while she was still peacefully sleeping and snoring her head off, completely unaware of what was going on.

" How's it going over there?", Leonard asked in a low register as he was still messing with his laser.

" So far so good buddy, she's still sleeping and hasn't moved yet which I'm hoping she doesn't ever move. At least while I'm doing this.", Howard said in a low register with a smile as he wiping her clean with anti-bacterial wipes before rubbing some barrier cream on her.

" Well that's good to hear.", Leonard said as he was rummaging through a drawer for a second, looking for a component to complete his laser for operation.

" Yeah it is and you know something, despite Tori being a teenager in high school she really looks cute in diapers.", Howard said in a low register as he then wrapped a fresh diaper around Tori's lower abdomen, making her make the slightest twitch of her legs followed by another moan in her sleep before he put her shorts back on and covered her lower body back up with the blanket.

" Yeah I'm not going to lie about that, they do make her look cute. Probably as cute as the day she was first born if that even makes sense.", Leonard said as he was screwing in the component into his laser.

" Yeah I think I know what you mean.", Howard said as he then kissed Tori's head before he cleaned up the mess and washed his hands before he went back to doing his own work after he wiped Tori's hands clean too.

" Good to know and oh shit!", Leonard hissed under his breath in a low tone when he accidentally hit the activation button on his laser, causing it to make somewhat of a loud phaser like sound to which made both men instantly turn their heads to see if Tori heard that only for them to both breathe huge sighs of relief when they saw that she was still asleep and hadn't heard a thing.

" Oh thank god she didn't hear that.", Howard said in a low tone when they turned their heads back to their work.

" Yeah good thing. Whatever that sedative was that Dr. Gablehauser must have given her must of been some pretty strong stuff because she's just totally out.", Leonard said in a low tone.

" Hell yeah she is. But she's going to feel so much better when she wakes up later.", Howard said in a low tone.

" True.", Leonard said in a low tone.

" You know Leonard I'm not sure if I told you this already before or not, but… you're a great father.", Howard said in a low tone with a smile as he looked at his friend.

" Thanks Wolowitz, I feel like one too.", Leonard said in a low tone with a smile.

" Great. So just out of curiosity because I'm not sure if you had explained it to us already or not, but… how did the issue of Tori having to wear diapers come up in the first place?", Howard asked in a low tone.

" Well unfortunately that came up when Tori was having an asthma attack one day to the point where she ended up having an involuntary accident on herself and at first Delaynie and I thought that was just a fluke thing that wouldn't happen anymore but then once it started happening again at least a more times after that we were like ok something's not right here so we ended up taking her back into the doctor shortly after her Asthma diagnosis and so that's when they told us that there was a problem with the neurotransmitters in her brain that control her bladder and bowel movements related to that, meaning that for whatever reason they just went inactive to which they then told us that she needed to wear diapers again because if she didn't then she would potentially end up in the hospital with some serious infection which was something that we didn't want at all because we knew that Sheldon would absolutely lose his sh*t over it due to him being a freaking germophobe.", Leonard said in a low tone with a sigh.

" Yeah that makes sense, he's a wacky bastard.", Howard said in a low tone with a smirk.

" Exactly. He's crazy but he'll never admit to it due to him saying like a gazillion times that his mother had him tested.", Leonard said in a low tone with a smirk as well.

" True that.", Howard said in a low tone before of them continued working. Then a couple of hours later while they were still working and knew they were going to be for a while was when Tori started waking up from her nap.

" Mmm…", Tori moaned as she laid there looking up at the ceiling with slow blinking eyes.

" Well hi sweetheart.", Leonard said with a smile as he was kneeling down on the floor beside her along with Howard doing the same.

" Hi Dad.", Tori softly said with a slight smile as she kept blinking her eyes.

" Hi Tori. Did you have a good nap?", Howard asked with a smile.

" Yeah I did Uncle Howard. I'm sorry I wasn't listening to you guys earlier, I was just upset that I was being forced to do something I didn't want to do in the first place.", Tori said in apology as she was rubbing the sleep out her eyes.

" Well it's not your fault that happened sweetie. You were just tired, it happens to everyone once in a while. It's just part of life.", Howard said.

" Yeah I guess you're right. Hey Dad, is it ok if I invite my boyfriend Twister up here now to hang out with me for a bit since I know we're still going to be here for quite a while?", Tori asked.

" Alright, fine. You can do that Tori on the condition that you two stay in the lab and don't go anywhere else on this campus because the last thing your Uncle Howard and I want is you two getting lost. Got it?", Leonard said with a sigh.

" Sounds fair to me, thanks.", Tori said as she tried to sit up only for her father say, " Ah ah ah, you can do that after I change your diaper again first."

" Ok.", Tori said with sigh as her earbuds were then placed back into ears before she heard the Follow Me song followed by her father taking care of her needs. Then shortly after that was done and she called Twister up the two teens suddenly found themselves spinning around in a desk chair in the lab listening to Going Back To Cali by The Notorious B.I.G on Tori's iPod, just laughing in amusement and kissing each other while Leonard and Howard were still working at their lab table nearby with Howard doing some engineering crap while Leonard was still working on his laser.

" This is freaking awesome!", Tori laughed as she was spinning herself and her boyfriend around in the chair using her feet, making her locket swing around her neck while the music playing on iPod was thumping through the computer speakers that she had it plugged into.

" You said it babe! This is sick!", Twister laughed as he threw his head back.

" Not as sick as your face every time I see it!", Tori laughed.

" Oh just shut up and come here you genius beautiful Guardian princess!", Twister laughed as he kissed her on the lips as they were spinning in the chair listening to the music.

" Oh just stop it Twister! Quit making me blush!", Tori laughed as she kissed him back while she was blushing at what Twister just said to her.

" Well I can't help it Tori! I love it when you do that, it's cute! Just like your face and everything about you is too despite your medical condition that most people are complete idiots for not accepting, at least not like your family, me, Meghen, Mikey, and even my sister Cassidy do now too!", Twister laughed.

" Well then I'll take that as a compliment! Same to you! Everything about you is cute as well!", Tori laughed.

" Well thanks for that!", Twister laughed.

" No problem!", Tori laughed.

" So how's your day been going so far here today? You know since school's been cancelled for the week.", Twister asked.

" It's been going pretty good so far except a few hours ago my dad, my uncles, my godfather, and my aunt made me take a nap because I was getting all moody and wasn't listening to them.", Tori said as she flipped her hair over her shoulder while they were still spinning.

" Yeah I get that, happens to everyone once in a while.", Twister said as he scratched his head.

" That's the same thing I told her when she was waking up Twister.", Howard butted in from across the room at his niece's boyfriend as he was fiddling with a piece of metal on the lab table in front of him.

" Oh really man? I didn't know that.", Twister said in shock.

" Of course you didn't you big dork! Bitch slap!", Tori laughed with a smirk as she suddenly playfully slapped her boyfriend across the face while they were still fooling around with the chair over the music.

" Oohhh, you are so going to get it for that one babe! Here comes one back at you, incoming!", Twister laughed with a smirk as he playfully did it back to her.

" In your dreams Rocksteady! Eat this!", Tori laughed as she threw another one back at him.

" Oh you so asked for it now Konnerack-Hofstadter! It's on!", Twister laughed as they instantly got into a playful back and forth bitch slap fight with each other while they were still spinning and listening to the rap song playing.

" It so is, dodobreath!", Tori laughed.

" Hey hey hey can you two please make sure you're not hurting each other over there?! We don't want to end up in the hospital ER for stupid roughhousing!", Leonard scolded his daughter and her boyfriend when he looked up from what he was doing with his laser, putting his hand out towards them in a stop motion as an attempt to get them to calm down and not get too carried away with their teenage rowdiness.

" We're not Dad! We're just fooling around with each other like any normal boyfriend and girlfriend would do on a daily basis!", Tori laughed as she playfully slapped Twister again.

" Yeah what she said! Plus she's the one that started it anyway Dr. Hofstadter! She slapped me first!", Twister laughed as pointed at Tori before he playfully slapped her back again.

" Yeah well I don't care who slapped who first Twister! Whether you're playing around with each other or not it doesn't matter, someone's still going to get hurt in here if they're not careful! So just take it easy! You can hang out with each other while spinning around and listening to music but don't do anything stupid! This is not something that I want to be dealing with while I'm working!", Leonard scolded as he turned his attention back to his laser.

" I would agree with that.", Howard said.

" Thank you Howard!", Leonard hissed.

" Buzzkill!", Tori laughed in a joking way making Twister laugh at that too.

" Hey! I don't want to hear that out of your mouth Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter, that's rude! Your mother and I didn't raise you to say things like that!", Leonard scolded when he looked at his daughter again, narrowing his eyes at her like a commanding officer.

" I was kidding Dad, calm down! Of course I know that's not how you and Mom raised me!", Tori laughed as she hammered her fist into her thigh.

" Well if you know then why are you doing it in the first place?!", Leonard scolded.

" Because I'm a teenager, it's a rebellion phase! What do you expect?! You and Mom probably went through it when you were younger too!", Tori laughed.

" We did but we didn't do stuff like slapping each other across the face like you and Twister are doing to each other right now! So please stop doing that before somebody gets hurt and you get grounded for it!", Leonard scolded.

" Really?! You're going to ground me for this kind of sh*t?!", Tori laughed.

" Yes because it's ridiculous and rude! So stop doing that please or that's going to happen!", Leonard scolded.

" Ok fine, we'll stop slapping each other.", Tori said as she and Twister stopped slapping each other while they continued spinning and listening to music.

" Thank you!", Leonard said as he turned his attention back to his laser again.

" Nice parenting dude.", Howard said.

" Thanks.", Leonard said.

" Well that was fun until your dad ruined it!", Twister said with a smirk.

" Yeah it was!", Tori said with a smirk as she then switched the song on her iPod to Fergie's Glamorous(Ross D Remix). As they kept spinning, laughing, and kissing each other over the music while Leonard and Howard were still working they were suddenly startled by a loud shrieking alarm going off in the hallway outside the lab which instantly made Tori pause the music as they all stopped what they were doing immediately.

" What the hell is that?!", Tori shrieked in concern as her and Twister sat in there in the chair completely unsure of what to do.

" I don't know! Is that the civil defense alarm going off?!", Howard interjected in concern as he stared at Leonard.

" Yeah I think it is Howard! What the f*ck is…?!", Leonard interjected in concern but stopped mid-sentence when he suddenly heard President Siebert's shouting voice from the hallway followed by his running footsteps, " Sh*t! Lockdown! Lockdown!" before he then heard Dr. Gablehauser shouting, " Everyone lock your doors immediately, barricade them, and get down now!" as he was running as well as Mrs. Davis when she suddenly shouted, " This is not a drill here people! There is a dangerous Hispanic man in this building at this time with a gun that's threatening to kill us!" to which immediately resulted in several screaming voices of panic followed by several slamming doors and latching locks before there was sounds of things being slid up against the doors to brace them.

" WHAT?!", Leonard and Howard shrieked in a panic as they immediately ran to the door to look out the door window to see what was going on as the alarm kept shrieking only for the two men to suddenly gasp in horror and terror when they heard a loud gunshot blast go off in the hallway that sounded like it came from an AK47 assualt rifle which immediately made people continue screaming in terror over it.

" Oh Jewish hell, active shooter! What do we do Leonard?!", Howard shrieked in terror as he looked at his friend.

" I don't know Wolowitz, this kind of thing has never happened here at Caltech before! Tori, Twister, get down under the lab table now!", Leonard shrieked in terror as he looked at his friend before he looked back at his daughter and her boyfriend who were still sitting in the desk chair completely unsure of what was going on.

" Why Dad?! What's going on?!", Tori asked her father in concern as her and Twister started getting up from the chair.

" I'll tell you in a minute! You and your boyfriend just get under the table now!", Leonard shouted in concern at her again.

" Ok! Come on Twister!", Tori shrieked in fear as she quickly grabbed Twister's hand and ran with him towards the lab table, ducking themselves under it as they then sat there in silence side by side completely scared about what was happening at that moment.

*another gunshot blast sounds followed by a Spanish voice that shouted over several men and women screaming voices, " Sal ahora donde sea que te escondas ahora Doctor Leonard Hofstadter! No tengo toda la noche joderte el culo por robarme a Delaynie!"* ( Come out wherever you're hiding now Dr. Leonard Hofstadter! I ain't got all night to f*ck your a** up for stealing Delaynie!)

" For God sakes it's my wife's ex-boyfriend Bruno Espanio! Quick, help me barricade this door now Howard!", Leonard shrieked in terror when he saw Delaynie's ex-boyfriend walking around the campus out in the hallway after he apparently escaped from jail again brandishing an AK47, just shouting things in Spanish, and firing warning shots into the air with it making several of the employees of the university scream in terror again about what was going on.

" Oh you don't have to tell me twice dude! There's no way in hell this guy's getting in here!", Howard shrieked in terror as the two men quickly locked the door before they slid something heavy against it to brace it before they ran to the lab table where Tori and Twister were hiding underneath it and dove under there as well just as Howard sandwiched Twister in between all of them while Leonard placed Tori in his lap and held her tight against his chest as an attempt to calm her down.

*another gunshot blast*

" Sal sal donde sea que estés ahora idiota antes de que dispare todo este lugar al reino venidero! No estoy jugando más juegos aquí, hijo de puta!" ( Come out come out wherever you are now you idiot before I shoot this whole place up to kingdom come! I ain't playing anymore games here motherf*cker!), Bruno's angry shouting voice shouted from the hallway as he was still walking around with the assualt rifle while the civil defense alarm was still shrieking.

" What does this guy want Dad?", Tori whispered in fear at her father.

" Shhh, it's your mother's ex-boyfriend and he wants me. Just stay quiet for the moment Tori.", Leonard whispered in fear at his daughter as he was gently rubbing her chest as he held her against his while sitting cross-legged with her in his lap underneath the lab table.

" I'm freaking scared here right now man.", Twister whispered in fear as he sat in between Howard, Leonard, and Tori.

" Me too Twister. I wish my mom was here right now with us.", Tori whispered in fear at her boyfriend as she began to feel her bladder involuntarily release itself into her diaper again making her almost want to start crying again like she did before she was forced to take a nap a couple hours ago.

" Same here Tori.", Twister whispered in fear at his girlfriend.

" Look we know you two are scared and so are we but everything's going to be fine. Let's just sit here and stay quiet. We're right here and we're not going to let anything happen to you two, ok?", Howard whispered in fear.

" Ok.", Tori and Twister whispered in fear as they sat there trying hold back tears that were threatening to come down their faces over the scary situation that was unfolding right in front of them.

*another gunshot blast*

*more terror screaming*

" Esta es tu última advertencia Leonard! Ven a la mierda ahora antes de que mate a toda esta maldita gente! Porque si yo no puedo tener a Delaynie entonces nadie puede! Saca tu cara de aquí ahora para que podamos resolver esta mierda!" ( This is your last warning Leonard! Come the f*ck out now before I kill all these f*cking people! Cause if I can't have Delaynie then no one can! Get your face out here now so we can settle this crap!) , Bruno's angry voice shouted again as he kept walking around out in the hallway with the weapon.

*another gunshot blast followed by more screaming*

" For God sakes this is ridiculous! Stay here! I'll be right back!", Leonard hissed in anger as he suddenly got up and started heading to the door.

" What?!", Tori and Twister shrieked in horror.

" Are you insane Leonard Hofstadter?! Where the hell do you think you're going?! That guy's armed with an AK47! He's going to kill you!", Howard shrieked in horror at what his friend was doing as he got up too.

" Yeah well I don't have a choice now Howard Wolowitz! He's going to kill all of our bosses and colleagues including our friends and that's not something we want to happen in the first place, EVER! So you know what I'm going to go handle this like an adult because if that guy wants me which he clearly does because this is about my wife, then he's going to get what he wants right now no matter what anybody says!", Leonard shouted in anger as he then moved the door barricade and unlocked the door.

" No! Dad don't go out there! I'm scared!", Tori shrieked in terror with tears in her eyes.

" Tori I'll be fine! Just stay here!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" Dude you don't engage with an active shooter because this is how people get killed! You're seriously going to freak your daughter out at a time like this?! This is a suicide mission! YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT!", Howard shrieked in terror.

" Yeah well at this point it's better for me to get shot than everyone else which includes Sheldon, Raj, and Amy too! I'm not going to let this guy hurt them Howard! They're our friends and part of our family!", Leonard shouted in anger at Howard before he turned to the door and shouted in anger, " So you want a fight Bruno Emilio Espanio?! I'll give you a fight, one that you're never going to forget you psycho deranged a**hole!" as he then shoved the door open and stormed out into the hallway, putting himself in the complete danger zone for active shooters as a way to try to diffuse the very hostile situation and keep everyone from being shot to death which included his friend, his daughter, and her boyfriend.

" Dr. Hofstadter what do you think you're doing?! That man is armed and dangerous! He's going to kill you!", Mrs. Davis's voice screamed at him from behind a door.

" Shut up Mrs. Davis, this is about my wife Delaynie! I know what I'm doing!", Leonard shouted in anger back at her as he was walking around the university hallways, looking for Bruno to settle a score with him for having the audacity to threaten him, his friends, his daughter, her boyfriend, and his colleagues in the first place.

" Ahí estás, pendejo!" ( There you are, a**hole!), Bruno shouted in anger at him in Spanish when he suddenly turned around and saw him, pointing the gun at him as he fired a shot only for Leonard to jump out of the way at the last second making him scream and shout in terror, " Woah! Ok you got me out here Bruno! I don't want you to hurt me and I don't want you to hurt anyone else I care about! Let's just talk this out pal, man to man! And let's not involve anyone else in this sh*t!" as he put his hands out in front of him with a terrified look on his face while trying to catch his breath.

" No quiero hablar de nada jack! Estás muerto, Leonard, por robarme a Delaynie!" ( I don't want to talk about anything jack! You're dead, Leonard, for stealing Delaynie from me!), Bruno shouted in anger at him in Spanish again as he kept pointing the assualt rifle at him, ready to fire it again.

" Ok look pal I didn't steal Delaynie from you, she fell for me of her own free will! We've been best friends with each other since childhood so she's loved me longer than she has you! We grew up together leading to a wonderful relationship between us after she broke up with you for being a sick pervert and now we're happily married to each other with a beautiful 16 year old daughter! When is it going to sink into your head that she doesn't want you anymore?!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" Estás casado con ella y tienes una hija?! Voy a matar tu trasero ahora Leonard! Se suponía que esa era mi vida con ella y la arruinaste!" ( You are married to her and you have a daughter?! I'm so going to kill your a** now Leonard! That was supposed to be my life with her and you wrecked it!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish as he was still pointing the gun at him.

" Excuse me but you have no life with her, you never did because all you ever cared about was your sick sexual desires! That's all you ever were was a sick player and Delaynie doesn't deserve to be treated like that! She deserves somebody that's going to treat her with love and respect which is something that I give her and you don't! That's why we're married now and have a daughter together! If this had been the other way around then you probably wouldn't have been there at all for her or your potential child because all you would have probably been doing the whole time was flaunting yourself around like a bachelor! And nobody likes a womanizer! It's disrespectful!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" Cierra la boca, friki experimental o voy a…!" ( Shut the f*ck up you experimental geek or I'm gonna…!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish as he moved closer with the gun still pointed at him.

" Dude I don't speak Spanish! I'm only saying stuff back to you that I think you're saying to me because it makes me feel like we're having an actual conversation here when we're really not because I don't know what the hell it is you're even saying to me in the first place!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" Y yo tampoco hablo ingles jack pero te digo cosas por las mismas razones me estas diciendo cosas! Entonces tú sabes qué, he terminado de hablar aquí! Sayonara, nerd experimental!" ( And I don't speak English either, jack, but I tell you things for the same reasons you're telling me things! So you know what, I'm done talking here! Sayonara, experimental nerd!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish at the experimental physicist as he put his finger on the trigger, ready to pull it again.

" Excuse me but don't insult what I do for a living and I don't think so pal! You're going down to the Nebraskan Rodeo as my ex-girlfriend Penny always says to jerks like you who deserve it in the first place! I said I don't speak Spanish so will you get out of my face before I break yours?!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" Eso es todo lo que voy a hacer…!" ( Ok that's it I'm gonna…!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish which instantly sparked an all out fight between the two men over the weapon, causing more gunshots to go off and screaming from everyone in the building about what was going on which made Leonard start thinking in his head, ' For god sakes this dude is so strong! He's just like that High Evolutionary psycho from Guardians of The Galaxy! Maybe Howard was right about the fact that people don't engage with active shooters! Maybe this wasn't the brightest thing to do in the first place and that I overlooked my own strength! Seriously what the hell were you thinking Hofstadter?! You're an experimental physicist with an IQ of 173! You should be smart enough to know these things already but apparently in this situation you've completely lost your marbles and not thinking about the fact that you have a wife that you love so much and a daughter you love very much too who be absolutely heartbroken if they lost you! Not to mention your friends would be too! What do I do now?! I better think of something fast or this guy's going to kill me!' The struggle between the two of them lasted for a good few minutes until Bruno suddenly grabbed a hold of Leonard, holding him hostage which made him scream in terror as if he thought he was going to lose his life only for it to be intervened by President Siebert, Dr. Gablehauser, and Mrs. Davis when they suddenly got brave enough to come out of their hiding spots too.

" For god sakes this is nuts! Get the hell off me Bruno before I completely incapacitate you! We don't need to resort to all this violence over my wife! It's ridiculous and it's going to solve absolutely nothing!", Leonard screamed in terror with one of his arms pinned behind his back by Bruno as he held the muzzle of the rifle against the back of his head, finger on the trigger and ready to pull it.

" Cállate, voy a hacer lo que los trigos sarracenos quiero! No eres el jefe de mi!" ( Shut up, I'm going to do whatever the buckwheats I want! You're not the boss of me!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish as he kept holding the experimental physicist hostage.

" As if you jerk! Someone freaking help me, please!", Leonard screamed in terror as he kept trying to get away.

" Alright buddy stop what you're doing now!", President Siebert shouted at Bruno when he suddenly came out of hiding, putting his hands out in front of him to show him that he wasn't going to hurt him.

" We don't want to start any trouble here, we just want our physicist back unharmed!", Dr. Gablehauser shouted as he did the same thing.

" Exactly! So just let go of him and take it easy! We don't want to hurt you!", Mrs. Davis shouted as she did the same thing as well.

" No hablo ingles y no me importa, esto es entre el y yo sobre la mujer que amaba! La que ya no quiere nada conmigo por su estúpido culo lo siento!" ( I don't speak English and I don't care, this is between me and him over the woman I loved! The one that doesn't want anything to do with me anymore because of his stupid sorry a**!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish as he kept his grip on Leonard while jerking his head in his direction.

" Ok dude how many times do I have to say that nobody else and I can understand you?! We don't speak Spanish! This is really getting annoying now and if you don't shut up I'm going to make you in less than two seconds!", Leonard shouted in anger.

" Y no puedo entenderte a ti ni a nadie más tampoco! Entonces, ¿por qué no te callas? Doctor Leonard Hofstadter antes de que me cabrees lo suficiente como para enviarte seis pies bajo tierra por robarme a mi novia!" ( And I can't understand you or anybody else either! So why don't you shut up Dr. Leonard Hofstadter before you piss me off enough to send you six feet under for stealing my girlfriend!), Bruno shouted in anger in Spanish as he kept threatening him.

" God this is a nightmare! Can someone please translate this so we can understand what this dude is saying?! This is ridiculous!", Mrs. Davis shouted in frustration as she rolled her eyes.

" I can!", one of the Caltech campus security guards interjected when he suddenly showed up again with several other guards.

" Oh perfect!", Mrs. Davis said with a sigh as President Siebert and Dr. Gablehauser did the same thing too.

" Yeah well not before I blow this guy's brains out with my shotgun! Come here you junkyard dog, I'm gonna make you take a permanent siesta for refusing to leave my daughter Delaynie alone and for trying to attack my son in-law Leonard and my granddaughter Tori! So say your prayers you jackhat because you're going into the Gulf of Mexico!", Mr. Konnerack shouted in anger when he suddenly showed up right next to the guards with his shotgun cocked and pointed at Bruno, ready to kill him with it.

" Él dijo, ven aquí, perro chatarrero, Te voy a hacer dormir una siesta permanente por negarte a dejar en paz a mi hija Delaynie y por intentar atacar a mi yerno Leonard y a mi nieta Tori! Entonces decir tus oraciones tu jackhat porque te vas al golfo de mexico!", the guard shouted in a Spanish translation to what Mr. Konnerack just said in English so that Bruno could understand it.

" No va a pasar jack! Sal de mi vista Sr. Konnerack antes de que golpee uno justo en el tuyo por insultarme y amenazarme de muerte!", Bruno shouted back at him in Spanish as he refused to let go of Leonard.

" He said, not going to happen jack! Get out of my face Mr. Konnerack before I sock one right in yours for insulting me and threatening to kill me!", the guard translated back at Mr. Konnerack.

" Oh yeah well I'm gonna make you pay for talking to me like that you sick pervert! Drop the gun and let go of my son in-law now before I really make you regret it! I'm not playing games here Bruno! Let go of Leonard or I'm gonna kill you!", Mr. Konnerack shouted back.

" Él dijo, Oh, sí, bueno, te haré pagar por hablar conmigo así eres un pervertido enfermo! Suelta el arma y suelta a mi yerno ahora antes de que realmente haga que te arrepientas! No estoy jugando juegos aquí Bruno! Suelta a Leonard o te mato!", the guard translated back to Bruno.

" Me tocas y él está muerto, retrocede imbécil!", Bruno shouted.

" He said, you touch me and he's dead, back off d*ckhead!", the guard translated back to Mr. Konnerack.

" Geez Louise what is this, a mexican stand-off?! Somebody please just back down already because I can't feel my arm now!", Leonard shouted as he kept trying to get away from Bruno who was still pinning his arm behind his back and pointing the gun at his head.

" Dad!", Tori screamed in terror when she suddenly came running out of her father's lab that he shared with Howard. Her boyfriend Twister and Howard followed after her screaming, " Tori come back here!"

" Yes please, Tori stay away! You're going to get hurt!", Leonard shouted back at his daughter who was standing a few feet away from him and Bruno who still had a strong grip on him.

" I don't care! I love you and I don't want you to get hurt too!", Tori screamed as a few tears started to come down her face.

" And that's not going to happen! Just let the adults handle this! This has nothing to do with you!", Mr. Konnerack scolded his granddaughter.

" Butt out Grandpa Konnerack! I'm not just going to let some jackhole hurt my dad for God knows what! I don't even know who the hell this guy is anyway!", Tori screamed as the tears kept coming.

" Yeah and I don't either man! What up with this?!", Twister interjected as he threw his hands out to his sides. The civil defense alarm was still going off as well due to the fact that nobody had manually killed the alarm yet.

" I already said that he's my wife's ex-boyfriend! Please Tori and Twister just stay away! You two are going to get hurt if you don't listen to what I'm saying! This is not a situation you need to get involved in, period!", Leonard shouted again, both at his daughter and her boyfriend.

" Well I told you that this was going to happen Leonard but did you listen to me when I told you to stay in the lab with the three of us?! No you didn't!", Howard shouted at his friend as he pointed at himself, his niece, and her boyfriend.

" Howard shut up! You're not helping!", Leonard shouted back causing more shouting from Bruno before the whole intense confrontation came to an end when Delaynie suddenly showed up to punch Bruno in the face for what he did followed by her father and the campus security guards firing their weapons at the same time killing him instantly which made him finally let go of Leonard. The alarm was shut off not long after that, allowing everyone in the building to resume their work despite being shaken up by the dangerous experience that they had to endure which included Amy giving Tori a break time after she told Leonard and Delaynie that she would take care of it this time just as Leonard started having an asthma attack over what just happened to him to the point where he used his inhaler to cease it. Then shortly after they all got home for the rest of the day and told everyone else about what had happened, triggering another sudden brief rage episode from Officer Travinski before she collected herself again the moment she found out that the guy was dead they all decided to go on a camping trip to get away for a while and to forget about their problems but not before calling Principal Kutchman and asking him if it was possible if he could extend the school cancellation for another 2 weeks telling him the reason for it to which he said was already being called for by school maintenance anyway due to the extensive flooding issues that they just uncovered which meant that the repair work was going to take quite awhile to complete before school could resume session. Officer Travinski also told the others that she was thinking of inviting her new superior Claire to go along with them to give her something to do other than think about losing her father to which Delaynie said that she was more than welcome to join them if she wanted to resulting in Claire greatly accepting the offer.

" From my head to my toes! It's all real, and you know! Fresh and cool, it's just what I do! T-R-U-E J-A-C-K-S-O-N V-P! Change it up! Working at a grown up job, never really knew I could work this hard! Used to sit home and watch tv, now I'm in an office as a new vp! I'm always setting trends with my two best friends! When things get out of hand, we have a plan! We're just messin' around, and we making new grounds for the whole wide world to see! If you see us in town, you know it's going down! Cause I'm the new vp!", Tori, Twister, Meghen, and Mikey sang the True Jackson, VP theme song in amusement as they were bumping shoulders into each other, laughing it up while sitting in the way back of a large rental van driven by Leonard that was carrying all of their families and their belongings out to Calabasas a few days later with everyone else chatting with each other over the radio playing except for Dr. Beverly Hofstadter and Alfred who didn't speak much to each other because of the strained relationship that they had while sitting away from each other due to Leonard not wanting to listen to any potential fights between them. Aside from that, Cassidy was seated in the seat in front of her brother next to their parents just texting one of her friends on her phone about how things were going with their day so far despite the time at that moment being 11 A.M. Mikey's brother Justin was sitting in front of her next to Meghen's brother Ricky just chatting their ears off with each other about a new video game that was being released soon when they suddenly turned their heads around, yelling at their sisters and their sisters' friends, " What the f*** are you dorks singing back there?! It's so annoying! Shut up!"

" You shut your face up Ricky because you're the one who's being annoying, not us!", Meghen hissed at her brother.

" Yeah what she said! Same to you Justin! We're not doing anything to hurt you idiots! We're just having fun with each other singing the True Jackson, VP theme song! It's a tv show on Nickelodeon!", Mikey hissed at her brother as well.

" Yeah well we don't care! It's stupid and we're trying to talk about a new video game here!", Ricky hissed back.

" Your face is stupid! Mind your own business, tadpole!", Meghen hissed.

" Meghen!", Ricky hissed.

" Alright Meghen, Ricky, that's enough! Leave each other alone! We don't need any sibling drama going on between you two! That's not appreciated!", Mr. and Mrs. Turtleman scolded their son and daughter.

" Exactly and same to you, Mikey and Justin! Cut it out!", Mr. and Mrs. Jameson scolded their son and daughter as well.

" Well they started it first!", Mikey and Meghen shot back at their parents as they each pointed at their brothers.

" Nah uh they started it with their stupid annoying singing!", Justin and Ricky interjected as they pointed back at their sisters, shaking their heads in disagreement.

" Did not!", Mikey and Meghen shot back.

" Did too!", Justin and Ricky shot back as well.

" Ok we said that's enough!", Mr. and Mrs. Turtleman and Mr. and Mrs. Jameson scolded their children again over their shoulders.

" Yes please! We don't need any fighting going on in this van right now! If you're going to start doing things like that then I'm going to turn this whole thing around and we won't go at all! Do you want that?!", Leonard scolded from the driver's seat as he was still driving down the highway, flipping through radio stations with a button behind the steering wheel.

" No!", Meghen, Ricky, Mikey, and Justin interjected back.

" Didn't think so, now zip it!", Leonard scolded.

" Ok fine, sorry Dr. Hofstadter.", Meghen, Ricky, Mikey, and Justin said with a sigh as they then shut their mouths.

" Thank you.", Leonard said.

" I just love how quickly you shot that down before it got out of hand Leonard! It makes me so happy that I married you to begin with!", Delaynie said with a giddy laugh as she sat next to her husband in the passenger seat.

" I know Delaynie and me too!", Leonard said with a giddy laugh as he kissed his wife for a brief second and turned his attention back to the road before Sheldon could even start bitching about it.

" Well that was just obnoxious!", Sheldon hissed under his breath and rolled his eyes as he sat in between Officer Travinski and Penny.

" Sheldon not now, shut up.", Penny hissed as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.

" Good Lord, must you Penny?!", Sheldon shot back at her.

" Oh balls!", Penny hissed as she rolled her eyes in annoyance.

" Hey she said to shut up Shelbot! Were you not listening?!", Howard hissed as he poked his head in between his two friends from behind them.

" Howard!", Penny and Sheldon hissed in his face, making him pull away and sit his butt back down. Bernadette was sitting right next to him as well on one side while Raj was sitting on his other side.

" Nice going dude.", Raj hissed under his breath as he looked at his best friend.

" Not now Raj.", Howard hissed back at him, making him shut up immdeiately.

" Not cool man.", Ricky said under his breath.

" Ricky Jarvis Turtleman!", Delaynie, Leonard, Zoey, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Mrs. Cooper, Meemaw, Missy, Georgie, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, Mr. and Mrs. Turtleman, Mr. and Mrs. Jameson, Officer Travinski, Claire, Cassidy, Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady, Twister, Meghen, Mikey, Tori, and Justin shouted at him.

" What?! What's everyone yelling at me for?! What did I even say?!", Ricky hissed back as he threw his head back.

" You know what you said you dingus! Stop running your mouth! You're going to get this entire trip cancelled if you don't and that's not going to be fun for any of us if that happens!", Meghen hissed at her brother again.

" Alright fine, I'll shut up Meghen! Geez Louise!", Ricky hissed back at his sister again before he shut his mouth entirely.

" Great, you do that!", Meghen hissed as Leonard switched the radio station again and the song JUMPIN' by Pitbull & Lil Jon started thumping out of the speakers which immediately attracted several stares from everyone in the van in the experimental physicist's direction over what he just turned on.

" What the freak?!", Howard, Amy, Penny, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, and Raj interjected in surprise.

" Oh what fresh hell is this obnoxious nonsense?! This sounds like a ridiculous hippie free-for-all!", Sheldon interjected in shock as well.

" No it's not, it's awesome! Yeahhhhh! Woooo!", Tori, Meghen, Twister, and Mikey exclaimed as they started bouncing around in their seats to the thumping music, laughing it up in amusement while smacking hands with each other. Tori's diaper underneath her shorts was also making some slight crinkling noises too as she was bouncing around like a kangaroo.

" Nice dj-ing Dad, this rocks!", Tori exclaimed.

" Yeah you said it Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter! This is fire!", Twister, Mikey, and Meghen exclaimed as they all kept bumping around to the music playing.

" Well I'm glad you're enjoying it but I really didn't do much of anything except switch the radio station and this just so happened to come on!", Leonard said with a giddy laugh.

" Well dear Lord you just really love to annoy people don't you Leonard?! This is really obnoxious and I don't appreciate it! You're a physicist, not a hippie!", Sheldon interjected as he stared at his roommate/best friend over the music that was assualting his ears.

" Sheldon don't start! I don't want to deal with your crazy antics right now! Just suck it up and deal with it considering the fact that my daughter Tori, her boyfriend Twister, and their friends Meghen and Mikey are having a good time with it and it doesn't bother me or anybody else except for you apparently! Plus, I'M DRIVING RIGHT NOW SO I'M CONTROLLING THE RADIO AT THE MOMENT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! ", Leonard hissed.

" Well of course it bothers me, I just said it's completely obnoxious!", Sheldon shot back.

" Whatever, just knock it off! I don't want to hear your complaints right now and I know everyone else doesn't either! It's annoying!", Leonard hissed over the music.

" About as annoying as this song that's playing right now if you ask me!", Sheldon shot back as he crossed his arms while Tori and her friends were still having fun with it.

" SHELDON!", Leonard hissed.

" Aww alright, I'll shut up! Boy I can never catch a break with you sometimes!", Sheldon hissed with a reluctant sigh.

" Yeah just chill out Mr. Buzzkill! The world doesn't revolve around just you!", Delaynie said as she flipped her hair over her shoulder as the song kept thumping through the speakers.

" Delaynie don't start.", Sheldon said with a frown as he narrowed his eyes at his friend.

" Oh yeah get it jackoes, it's a Guardians party up in here now!", Mikey exclaimed as she and her friends were still bouncing around to the music.

" You bet it is Mikey!", Meghen, Twister, and Tori exclaimed as they all started laughing in amusement at what they were doing with each other.

" Heavenly Father excuse me Mikey Jameson?!", Mrs. Cooper interjected as she looked over her shoulder back at Mikey, looking at her as if she said something insane.

" Can it Ma! It's not worth it!", Missy and Georgie interjected at their mother, making her shut up immediately.

' I just love these cool dorks!', Cassidy thought as she was laughing in amusement as well.

" This so beats me staying home alone thinking about my dad. Thanks for inviting me to come along on this road trip with you and your friends April.", Claire said with a smile.

" No problem Claire.", Officer Travinski said with a smile as they went on to talk about something else. Then shortly after they all got to the campground that they booked in Calabasas and settled into their very large cabin to accommodate everyone with Mikey, Meghen, Twister, and Tori taking a nap together the 4 teens then decided to explore the campground after they woke up and while everyone else was back at the cabin just talking to each other something totally wonderful and unexpected happened. As they were walking together down a gravel trail with several tents and campers just lined up on both sides of them, just talking about Guardians of The Galaxy stuff a female purebred Maine Coon kitten with gray, brown, and white fur as well as bright green eyes suddenly strolled right in front of them after coming out of the woods with her fluffy tail up in a backwards question mark look making the 4 teens stop dead in their tracks when they saw her.

Meow!

" Aww look you guys, it's a Maine Coon kitten! She looks so cute!", Tori cooed with a smile on her face as she looked at her friends and her boyfriend.

" Yeah she does! Hi kitty kitty, come here! We won't hurt you!", Twister, Mikey, and Meghen cooed with smiles on their faces too as they all got down on their knees to try to coax the kitten to come towards them.

" Yeah it's ok, here you want some ham?", Tori cooed as she took out a ham roll-up from her pocket and broke off a piece to give it to the kitten as a way to gain its trust to let her know that they weren't going to hurt her. The kitten was a little hesitant at first but then she got brave enough to come trotting over with her tail still up as she then sniffed the piece of meat before she gently took it out of Tori's fingers to eat it. She then suddenly began rubbing her head against Tori's hand with her eyes closed, purring up a storm as if to say thank you and nice to meet you. Despite her appearing to be a stray she was very friendly and seemed to be very relatively clean, completely free of fleas and ticks. As Tori then sat down and somehow got the kitten to sit in her lap she then exclaimed, " Oh my god this is too precious, she's so sweet! Quick, somebody go get my mom and dad now!"

" I'll do it! I'll be right back Tori!", Meghen exclaimed with a smile on her face as she then bolted back down the gravel path that they were on back to the cabin shrieking with excitement, " Mrs. Konnerack-Hofstadter, Dr. Hofstadter, come quick! We just found something special!"

" Well what is it Meghen?!", Delaynie and Leonard asked their daughter's friend when they suddenly came to the door of the cabin to find out what this was about.

" Just come here, you have to see this!", Meghen exclaimed with a smile as she then started running back to her friends which prompted Leonard and Delaynie to follow her so that they could get to the bottom of whatever it was that was making her so happy at that moment.

" Oh god you got to be kidding me.", Leonard said in surprise with a smile when he and his wife approached where the other three teens were with Meghen rejoining them as they then looked down at the ground and saw their daughter Tori sitting there with happy tears in her eyes while holding the kitten in her lap who was just purring and meowing in content while she was gently swishing the tip of her fluffy tail back and forth as it was draped over Tori's thigh.

" This is what the 4 of you are so happy about?!", Delaynie asked in surprise as a smile began to spread across her face too.

" Yes!", Mikey, Twister, Meghen, and Tori happily shrieked.

" Look at what we just found Mom, it's a kitten! A female purebred Maine Coon!", Tori happily cried as she kept holding the kitten in her lap who was just happily chilling out in it as if she didn't have a care in the world.

" Well I'll be damned. Where did she come from Tori?", Leonard asked as he kept smiling.

" We don't know Dad, she must have come from the woods somewhere! We were just walking and having a conversation about Guardians of The Galaxy to explore this campground when all of a sudden she just strolled right in front of us out of nowhere! I'm freaking dying of cuteness overload here! This is the best thing we could've ever come across in our entire life!", Tori happily cried.

Meow!

" Yeah I'll say! Hi sweet baby!", Delaynie cooed with a smile as she knelt down next to her daughter to gently stroke the kitten under her chin with her finger making her pur even more.

" She seems awfully friendly to be a complete stray. I think we should maybe take her to the vet for a moment just so we can make sure that she's not somebody's pet that just got loose.", Leonard said as he did the same thing.

" Yeah I think that's a good idea. Come on let's go.", Delaynie said as they all stood up to walk to the van, carrying the kitten with them who was still completely relaxed in Tori's arms. Then shortly after Leonard told the others that they were going to be making a run into town for something important for a moment they then piled into the van and sped off to find the nearest veternary hospital to find out some more information about their new little furry feline friend.

" Well, any microchips?", Leonard asked the vet when they got to the office moments later.

" No, it appears that she does not have one Dr. Hofstadter so she's definitely a stray.", the vet said as she finished her assessment.

" Really?!", Twister, Meghen, Tori, and Mikey exclaimed with big smiles on their faces when they heard that this kitten was completely up for grabs.

" Yes according to my assessment. She also appears to be very healthy despite her domain as well.", the vet said as she nodded her head.

" Oh my god that's the best news we could ever hear! Can I please keep her Mom and Dad?! She's so sweet and plus she already loves me which is great because I already love her too! So please please please can I keep her?!", Tori pleaded with her parents.

" Just give us a second Tori.", Delaynie said with a sigh as she pulled Leonard aside to talk to him about the current situation that was taking place at that moment.

" Ok!", Tori exclaimed as she and the other three waited for their answer.

" I think we should let her keep it Leonard because like Tori said she appears to be very sweet and it's obvious the two of them already love each other.", Delaynie said in a low register.

" I know Delaynie but the last time Sheldon and I had a cat in our apartment was when it turned into fricken 25 of them as a way for him to try to deal with breaking up with Amy for a brief moment and it was an absolute nightmare to deal with. It was almost the same situation that my Aunt Ruth was in except for when she died they ate her.", Leonard said in a low register.

" Ok ok you have a point, but, come on it's just one cat. It's not a big deal and plus it will make our daughter happy which is what we want, just like it made her happy when we let her get that tattoo on her wrist.", Delaynie said in a low register.

" Ok you're right honey. I guess we can handle just one cat vs. 25.", Leonard said in a low register as he began to smile at his wife.

" I knew you would come around for that.", Delaynie said in a low register with a smile as she then kissed her husband.

" Yeah yeah yeah I know.", Leonard said in a low register as he kissed her back before the two of them came back over to their daughter, her boyfriend, and their friends.

" Well, what's the verdict?!", Tori asked.

" You may keep the cat Tori.", Leonard and Delaynie said with a sigh and smile.

" Really?! Thank you so much Mom and Dad, I love you!", Tori exclaimed as she threw her arms around her parents causing her friends and her boyfriend to gasp in shock, smiling from ear to ear before she picked up her new pet and exclaimed, " Look you guys, I got my very first pet! This is awesome!"

" True chiz it is Tori! What are you going to name her?!", Mikey exclaimed as she clapped her hands together.

" Yeah tell us! Do you have a name for her yet?!", Meghen and Twister exclaimed.

" Yeah surprisingly I actually do that I just now thought of! Gamora!", Tori exclaimed.

Meow!

" She meowed in response to it! She loves it! This is awesome!", Tori, Twister, Mikey, and Meghen exclaimed as they were gawking over Gamora who was just loving all the attention that she was receiving at that moment.

" Figures our daughter would name her new pet after a Guardians character!", Delaynie said to Leonard with a giddy laugh.

" Yeah I was expecting that too! Welcome to the family Gamora!", Leonard said with a giddy laugh as well. The 4 teens continued to celebrate the new four legged feline addition to the Konnerack-Hofstadter family, just screaming and throwing their arms around each other before Gamora was taken to receive a microchip with all the information about them that Delaynie and Leonard gave the vet. She was then put in a carrier, laying on a comfy mat and given back to them wearing a purple bell collar with a fish shaped name tag that said Gamora on it that had Delaynie and Leonard's cell phone numbers on the back of it in case if she ever got lost before they all left the vet to head back to the campground and their cabin with Gamora to show the others the new family member that just came into their lives.

" Hi everyone we're back and we're not alone! Meet the newest addition to the Konnerack-Hofstadter family! I just got a purebred Maine Coon kitten!", Tori exclaimed as she took Gamora out of her carrier to show everyone.

" WHAT?!", Zoey, Mr. and Mrs. Konnerack, Sheldon, Penny, Howard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Danica, Mrs. Cooper, Meemaw, Missy, Georgie, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Alfred, Mr. and Mrs. Turtleman, Mr. and Mrs. Jameson, Officer Travinski, Claire, Cassidy, Mr. and Mrs. Rocksteady, Justin, and Ricky exclaimed in shock as they stared at her and the furry companion that she had in her hand.

Meow!

" So that's what you guys went into town for?! To get a cat?!", Penny exclaimed in shock when she and the others walked up to pet Gamora just as she started purring again.

" Well we didn't get her in town Penny, we actually found her in this campground so we took her to the vet to get her scanned for a microchip to which she didn't have one so after Tori begged us to let her keep her Leonard and I decided to let her.", Delaynie said as she pointed her finger at the floor.

" Well this certainly is a surprise. What's this one's name?", Sheldon asked as he was stroking Gamora under the chin with his finger.

" Her name's Gamora! I just named her after a Guardians character Uncle Sheldon!", Tori exclaimed as she kissed Gamora's head while nuzzling her fur into her cheek.

" Well she definitely looks like one if you ask me.", Howard said with a smile as he was doing the same thing as Sheldon.

" I agree. Holy crap, a purebred Maine Coon? She's going to get pretty big. Are you sure you guys can handle that?", Raj asked.

" We're going to handle it the best we can Raj because this is about making happy memories.", Delaynie said with a smile.

" That's a good attitude to have Delaynie due to the fact that life's pretty short, like my dad's was unfortunately when he hit that semi on Michigan Avenue because of a automobile transmission malfunction.", Claire said with a smile before she turned to Gamora and cooed, " Aww you are just too precious! Hi Gamora!"

" This is the best day ever! I can't believe I just got a cat!", Tori happily cried as she continued loving on her new pet.

" Well you deserve her sweetie! She's so cute!", Zoey exclaimed as she hugged her niece.

" Thank you Aunt Zoey! This is great!", Tori happily cried.

" Well this is a camping trip to never forget. To come here as a group of 34 and then turn into a group of 35, with one of them being a four legged feline. And I thought I'd seen everything before.", Ricky said with a smirk.

" Me too bro.", Justin said to his friend with a smirk as well.

" Yeah well don't steal my moment please! This is my spotlight at the moment, not yours!", Tori laughed as she kept nuzzling her face against her new kitty.

" We get it Tori Lee!", Justin and Ricky shot back. The conversations continued for a while and then shortly after everyone got a chance to meet Gamora as well as pet her and after there was another run into town to pick up the essentials for her including some more diapers for Tori due to her starting to run low on them was when Tori, Twister, Meghen, and Mikey decided to go down by the campground beach to swim and skip stones with each other to which it was here that they suddenly ran into another caucasian teenage girl with straight medium length light brown hair that had bright red streaks in it. Her eyes were a light brown color as well and she was wearing a dark blue bikini with white polkadots on it.

" Oh… hi there!", the girl exclaimed with a smile as she waved at them.

" Hi! Who are you?!", Tori exclaimed with a smile as they were all floating around and treading water.

" Karly Allyson Brezokowsky! What's yours?!", Karly exclaimed.

" My name's Tori Lee Konnerack-Hofstadter and this is my boyfriend Twister Alakay Rocksteady and our two best friends Mikey Techna Jameson and Meghen Lexi Turtleman! Nice to meet you Karly!", Tori exclaimed as she introduced herself and the other three.

" Yeah what she said! Hi!", Meghen, Mikey, and Twister exclaimed with smiles on their faces as they waved at her too.

" Nice to meet you too Tori, Meghen, Mikey, and Twister! Do you guys live around here?!", Karly asked.

" No we're from Pasadena! We're just here on a camping trip with our families, staying in a big huge cabin in this campground for the next 2 weeks considering the fact that we don't have school because of a flooding problem!", Mikey laughed as she threw her wet hair over her shoulder while they were swimming around.

" Oh no that sucks Mikey but same here! I'm visiting too! I'm here with my parents, my grandparents, my brother Declyn, and my sister Samantha!", Karly laughed.

" Well that's nice! Where are you guys staying in this campground?!", Meghen asked.

" We're staying in our large RV at site 57.", Karly said as she was treading water.

" Wow, really?! That's actually pretty close to where we're staying! We're about 5 or 6 sites away from you guys so that's awesome!", Twister exclaimed in shock.

" True chiz that is Twister! We'll all get to hang out with each other for the next 2 weeks! This is great!", Karly exclaimed.

" You bet it is, but, there's something that I want to get off my chest about myself that might be a little embarrassing but could you please try not to make fun of me for it?", Tori asked in a nervous tone as she was treading water.

" Sure, of course Tori! I would never make fun of anyone whatsoever! So what is it?", Karly asked as she blinked her eyes and shook her head.

" Well, I have Asthma and a medical condition related to that called Asthmatic Excretorial Dysfunction meaning that the neurotransmitters in my brain that control my bladder and bowel movements is inactive so therefore I… have to wear diapers because of that for the rest of my life.", Tori said with a nervous sigh.

" Really? Well that sucks. I'm so sorry that's your situation.", Karly sympathetically said.

" It's fine, it's not really that big of a deal even though sometimes I feel like it is considering the fact that I'm a 16 year old in high school.", Tori said.

" Yeah I totally get that but that's ok, everyone's got at least some kind of problem that they're dealing with. It's just how life is you know.", Karly said with a smile.

" True.", Meghen, Twister, Mikey, and Tori said simultaneously as they nodded their heads in agreement.

" Thanks for not laughing at me over that Karly. I appreciate it.", Tori said with a smile.

" Of course, no problem.", Karly said.

" Wow I seriously can't believe how much we f***ing lucked out today you guys! First I get a cat that we found in this campground and now we just made a new friend! This trip just keeps getting better and better by the minute!", Tori exclaimed as she continued swimming.

" True chiz it is jackoes!", Meghen, Twister, Mikey, and even Tori exclaimed before Mikey started laughing in amusement, " Yes, ha ha! I finally got you guys to say that word! This is awesome!"

" Oh just shut up Mikey!", Tori, Twister, and Meghen laughed as they all started splashing each other with water to which Karly also joined in doing as well. They splashed around and swam for a while before they got dried off and dressed to go do something else with each other after that which included Karly meeting Gamora after she asked Tori about her. The rest of the day ended up being very fun-filled but then suddenly came to a grinding halt when Tori woke up the next morning to very itchy and swollen eyes as well as some congestion that made her start coughing and sneezing as if she was having an asthma attack.

*Tori sneezing and coughing*

" Oh god, ow!", Tori nasally shrieked as she was trying to rub her eyes to get rid of the salty tears that were beginning to form in them while she was sitting up in bed wearing just a t-shirt and diaper.

" Tori!", Mikey and Meghen exclaimed in concern when they sat up in their beds to look at their best friend from across the room who was just sitting there looking like she was completely miserable.

" What's wrong babe?! Are you ok?!", Twister asked in concern as he looked at his girlfriend.

" No Twister, my eyes hurt and I don't feel very good! I think I might have pinkeye!", Tori nasally shrieked as she started to cry while at the same time letting out another sneeze and cough.

" Oh sh*t! Mikey, Meghen, get up! We got to…!", Twister hissed under his breath in concern as he immediately jumped up and sprinted out of the room to go get the attention of the adults.

" You don't have to tell us twice Twister!", Mikey and Meghen exclaimed in concern as they did the same thing just as all three of them shouted out, " Everyone get up now! We think Tori might be sick with pinkeye!"

" For God sakes!", Leonard interjected in concern as he ran into the room with everyone else following to see what was wrong which included Sheldon who immediately covered his eyes with a set of safety goggles to protect his eyes from getting infected as he shrieked in concern, " Sick?! Oh Lord what is this horrible nonsense now?!".

" Oh balls are you kidding me right now?!", Penny hissed in concern as she rolled her eyes.

" Tori!", Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Zoey, Danica, Raj, and Howard interjected in concern.

" Are you ok?", Leonard asked in concern as he looked at his daughter and saw that her eyes were indeed very pink, swollen, and looked like they had some crusty gunk in them.

" No I feel like crap Dad! My eyes are itchy and they hurt, bad! This is the worst I've ever felt in my life and I don't like it! Of all the places to get sick it happens here?! This sucks!", Tori nasally cried as she kept trying to rub her eyes.

Meow!

" No Gamora stay back and it's alright sweetheart! It happens to everyone once in a while, it's just life!", Delaynie said in concern as she shooed the kitten away before she embraced her daughter, rubbing soothing circles on her back.

" Wait, so what's happening here?", Justin asked as he stood next to Ricky in their t-shirts and boxer shorts.

" Tori just got pinkeye is what happened.", Cassidy said in concern with a sigh as she tossed her hair over her shoulder.

" Man that sucks.", Ricky said.

" Yeah you think dodobreath?!", Meghen hissed at her brother.

" Alright that's enough we don't need this at the moment, especially while Tori's sick!", Mr. Turtleman scolded his two children.

" Fair enough, sorry Dad.", Meghen and Ricky apologized to their father.

" Thank you.", Mr. Turtleman said.

" Why?! Why did this have to happen to me?! I don't want to be sick, especially during a camping trip!", Tori nasally cried as she sneezed and coughed again.

" Shhh, it's ok. It's not the end of the world.", Delaynie said as she kissed Tori's head.

" Exactly. With some fluids, some eye drops, and a few good long naps you should be just fine in a few days. Which reminds me, we need to get eye drops now because we don't have any with us.", Leonard said with a sigh.

" True.", the others said.

" Oh, well I think we have some in our RV that you guys can borrow right now if you want.", Karly said when she suddenly walked into the room after Mikey texted her to tell her what was going on. She was wearing a blue and yellow tie dye t-shirt, a pair of blue jean shorts, a pair of black flip flops on her feet. Her light brown hair with red streaks was also pulled back in a ponytail.

" Oh Karly we couldn't ask you to do that.", Delaynie said as she shook her head.

" No really it's totally fine Mrs. Konnerack-Hofstadter. Here, let me text my dad for a second and ask him.", Karly said as she took her phone out to text her father.

" Are you sure? We don't want to be rude.", Amy asked.

" Yes it's no trouble at all Dr. Fowler. Just give me a second.", Karly said as she began to type:

Karly: Hey Dad, do we by any chance have a bottle of eye drops for pinkeye?

Ding!

Mr. Brezokowsky: We do Karly but is there a reason why you're asking me about that at the moment?

Ding!

Karly: Yeah it's for my new friend Tori. She woke up this morning with pinkeye and she's not feeling too good at the moment so is it ok if she borrows the eye drops for the time being?

Ding!

Mr. Brezokowsky: Absolutely! I'm sending your brother Declyn down there with them right now. :)

Ding!

Karly: Cool! Thanks Dad, love you! :)

Ding!

Mr. Brezokowsky: No problem! Love you too! :)

Within minutes after Karly texted her father a knock was suddenly heard on the cabin door making her walk towards it to answer it to see her 13 year old brother standing there holding the bottle of eye drops in his hand. He had straight short light brown hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a gray Naruto t-shirt, a pair of black basketball shorts, and a pair of black and white basketball shoes on his feet. He was also wearing a beige colored beanie hat on his head as well.

" Here you go sis, eye drops for pinkeye.", Declyn said with a smile as he handed over the bottle to his sister.

" Thanks Declyn, you rock.", Karly said with a smile as she took them from him.

" No problem. Later Karly.", Declyn said as he then raced back to their campsite.

" Bye bro.", Karly called out before she shut the door and walked back to the others.

" Here's the eye drops, my brother just dropped them off.", Karly said as she handed them to Leonard.

" Oh well thank you Karly.", Leonard said with a smile as he then grabbed some latex gloves and a tissue so that he could give the eye drops to Tori.

" No problem.", Karly said.

" Alright Tori, lie back and can somebody hold her eyes open for a second so I can get these drops in her eyes?", Leonard said as he along with Delaynie gently pushed Tori down on her back while she was still crying.

" We'll do it dude. Stuart you get over there and I'll stand over here.", Raj said as he pointed to the other side of the bed.

" Fine.", Stuart said with a sigh as both men then took position on both sides of Tori to gently hold her eyelids open with their fingers to prevent them from closing so that Leonard could put the drops in.

" Ok look up for a second sweetheart.", Leonard said as he moved the bottle in closer and began tilting it upside down over his daughter's infected eyes.

" Is this gonna hurt because if it is I… ow! That hurts!", Tori nasally cried as the drops hit one of her eyeballs, making her eyelids twitch underneath the grip of Raj's and Stuart's fingers holding them open.

" We know it does but it's ok. I just need to get the other eye and then we're done.", Leonard said as he moved the bottle over to the other eye.

" Ok! Ow!", Tori nasally cried as the drops hit her other eyeball.

" Alright all done. You guys can let go of her eyelids now, thanks for the assistance.", Leonard said as he then pulled the bottle away and screwed the cap back on before he set it down and handed Tori the tissue so that she could dab her eyes with it.

" No problem Leonard.", Raj and Stuart said as they let go of their niece's eyelids allowing them to snap shut before Tori began blinking them and dabbing her eyes with the tissue that her father just handed her.

" This really sucks! I really don't want to be sick right now!", Tori nasally cried as she sat back up in the bed to continue dabbing her eyes with the tissue, making her diaper crinkle slightly again as she crossed her legs like a pretzel.

" Oh we know baby, nobody ever does but it's going to be ok. You're going to be fine in a few days.", Delaynie said in concern as she embraced her again, rubbing soothing circles on her back.

Meow!

" No Gamora, back up! Ok can someone please take her out of this room for the time being so that she doesn't possibly transfer the virus to everyone else in this cabin!", Delaynie hissed as she kept trying to shoo the kitten away.

" I got her Delaynie. Ok come here Gamora, we're going to a different room.", Sheldon said as he reached out to grab Gamora, making her let out a protesting meow as he carried her out of the room and into a different one shutting the door on her so that she couldn't get out for the moment.

*scratching noises on the door*

Meow meow meow!

" No, we're not going to scratch and meow at the door. That's not how we get our way. Stop that.", Sheldon scolded the kitten as he stood on the other side of the door shaking his head.

*scratching continues*

Meow meow meow!

" Cut it out Gamora! I said we're not going to do that! You're going to get us in trouble for property damage if you don't and that's not going to be appreciated amongst all of us if we have to pay a big fine for that nonsense!", Sheldon scolded.

*scratching continues*

Meow meow meow!

" Knock it off or I'm gonna spray you with water! This is ridiculous!", Sheldon scolded as he pointed his finger at the door to the room that Gamora was trapped in. His safety goggles were still on his face as well.

" Dude are you seriously arguing with a cat right now?!", Howard interjected at his friend in disbelief as he walked up with a washcloth that he soaked in the kitchen sink with warm water so that he could lay it over Tori's eyes to reduce the swelling of them due to her pinkeye.

" Well yes apparently so Wolowitz because she's not listening to a thing I'm saying! Gamora just keeps scratching and meowing at the door like a complete lunatic as if she's being chased by a monster or something of that ridiculous sort!", Sheldon interjected back at his friend as he kept pointing at the door.

" Well dude what do you expect?! She's not a dog, she's a cat! Cats don't understand what humans are saying to them! They can read facial expressions but they can't interpret what is actually being said! You should know that from your 187 IQ! This isn't rocket science!", Raj interjected when he walked up to join in the conversation as well between his two friends.

" Must you Raj?!", Sheldon shot back at the astrophysicist.

" Ok can we just shut up over here you putzes and not stand around arguing about Gamora and what she's doing at the moment?! This isn't needed especially when we have a sick family member here that we need to take care of! Move your butts and let's move onto a different subject, ok!", Bernadette hissed when she butted in as well making her husband and their two friends stare at her as if she said something insane while Gamora was still scratching and meowing up a storm at the other bedroom door that they were standing around.

" Well you're no fun right now Bernie.", Howard said with a frown as he continued staring at his wife.

" Howie zip it!", Bernadette shot back before she walked away towards the other room where Tori was, ushering Twister, Mikey, Meghen, Cassidy, Justin, Ricky, and Karly out of it so that they wouldn't catch what Tori had.

" Really?! You're going to talk to me like that at the moment?! This is stupid!", Howard shot back.

" Howard your wife said to shut up! Don't ignore her!", Officer Travinski shouted in anger when she suddenly popped her head out of the bedroom due to another sudden triggered rage episode.

" Ok fine Officer Travinski, I'll shut up! Geez Louise you don't need to yell at me! Chill out lady!", Howard shot back at his SRO friend before he stormed towards the room as well with the washcloth in his hand to put it on Tori's face.

" Oh for cripes sake this is ridiculous! You're the one that needs to chill out right now Howard and not be screaming at our friends!", Raj hissed under his breath as he followed after his best friend leaving Sheldon to deal with Gamora the cat by himself.

" Oh will you just can it Raj!"

*scratching continues*

Meow meow meow!

" Good Lord this is a nightmare! Gamora Konnerack-Hofstadter will you knock it off?! This is… son of a bi*ch!", Sheldon hissed as he rolled his eyes and grabbed the spray bottle, opening up the door to just a crack and putting his foot in front of it to prevent Gamora from escaping just as he spritzed her some water scolding, " Back up and stop it! This is not tolerable!" which instantly made her sprint away from the door to hide letting out a startled kitty screech.

" Oh balls, Sheldon Cooper what the hell are you doing?!", Penny hissed when she came up to her friend, giving him a stink eye look.

" That's Dr. Sheldon Cooper to you Penny and what I'm doing is trying to get Gamora to stop being a nuisance!", Sheldon shot back.

" No what you're doing is scaring her! She just joined our family yesterday! Are you out of your mind?!", Penny hissed as she yanked the spray bottle away from him and shut the door.

" No I am not out of my mind but how else am I supposed to get her to stop doing behavior that I don't want her to do?!", Sheldon hissed.

" Um hello it's obvious! You just give her a toy or something! We just bought a whole bunch of them yesterday for her shortly after she joined us as well as a bunch of other stuff! It's all right over there!", Penny hissed as she set the bottle down and pointed at everything they just bought for the kitten the day before that was scattered around the cabin living room.

" Interesting, I did not think of that.", Sheldon said as he then went to go grab a random cat toy before he walked back to the door with it and said in a soft voice with a smile as he cracked the door open again, " Gamora I apologize for spraying you, here you want this? Get it." before he tossed the toy into the room to which instantly made Gamora come out of hiding to bat it around with her paws and let out a happy meow as if to say thank you and I forgive you. Her bell collar started jingling during the movements she was making too.

" What do you know, that actually worked.", Sheldon said.

" Exactly, problem solved you whackadoodle!", Penny hissed as she then stormed away to go check back up on Tori.

" Ugh.", Sheldon hissed as he then shut the door again to reluctantly follow her.

" Oh god what are you looking at me for like that now you wrinklely old ba**ard?!", Dr. Beverly Hofstadter hissed at her ex-husband as she was standing a few feet away from him in the bedroom that their granddaughter Tori was sleeping in shortly after Leonard and Delaynie got her to fall back asleep.

" Really you hateful shrew?! You find this the appropriate time to be picking stuff out of your teeth with your nails?! Because I don't!", Alfred hissed at his ex-wife who was picking specs out of her teeth.

" Oh will you just shut up and quit bitching at me about what I'm doing Alfred! It's not any of your business!", Dr. Beverly Hofstadter hissed as she put her hands down and curled them into tight fists as if she wanted to punch him in the face.

" Says you Beverly!", Alfred hissed as he did the same thing.

" Ook can we please just cut the fighting with each other out?! We don't need this going on at the moment especially while our granddaughter Tori is sick with pinkeye and she's sleeping!", Mrs. Konnerack interjected as she stepped in between the two bickering exes, putting her hands out to separate them.

" Well try telling that to this d**k Wendy because he's the one that started this crap when he was looking at me for no reason at all!", Dr. Beverly Hofstadter hissed as she jerked her thumb at her ex-husband.

" I was not looking at you for no reason you b**ch!", Alfred hissed.

" Yes you were you liar!", Dr. Beverly Hofstadter hissed.

" Ok Mom, Dad, can you please shut up! This is not appreciated! My daughter is sick right now and the last thing I want to deal with is my parents bickering at each other like an old married couple about God knows what!", Leonard hissed when he got in between his fighting parents making them look at him almost immediately.

" Leonard stay out of this, this is between me and your witch of a mother at the moment!", Alfred shot back at his son.

" More like between me and you, wicked warlock!", Dr. Beverly Hofstadter hissed.

" As if!", Alfred hissed.

" Ok does it really matter here?! Just shut up! Gahhh you two stress me out so much sometimes to the point where you make me want to slam my head in a door so I don't have to listen to you!", Leonard hissed as he gripped his head and paced the floor.

" Well that seems a bit overly harsh don't you think Leonard?", Sheldon stared at his best friend.

" Sheldon not now!", Leonard hissed back at him.

*Tori moaning and snoring while shifting slightly in bed to make herself comfortable*

" Ok ok that's enough. Let's get out of here and leave Tori alone to sleep. Move it.", Delaynie said in a low register as she was ushering everyone else out of the room, ceasing the fighting between Leonard's parents, Leonard, and Sheldon even though they still wanted to argue with each other.

" Fine.", everyone sighed.

*bedroom door closes*

Wow, talk about a lot happening here in this one! Please forgive me for what happened during that active shooter scenario at Caltech, Leonard and Bruno were just guessing what they were saying to each other despite the different languages because I wanted to make it sound like they were having an actual conversation when they really weren't! Anyway, what do you think will happen next? Let me know in the comments. To be continued…