Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 28: Desert Downs
Part 2: Dudes, Dunes and Deer
There's no Deers, just some sand worms, sand raptors, flags representing dead teams in the middle of an island desert and a bunch of guests that either were invited to cause trouble or trying to fix a questionable relationship!
Either way, this thing is starting right now and yes, there's going to be a lot of unfunny comedy in here, so buckle in for some action...and reactions.
Team British: Basil & Bayonetta
Team Brunette: Crimson, Mikasa & Squirrel Girl
Team Fighting Squad: Mai, Nicole & Cassie
Team Youngsters: Reg, Miko & Pit
Team Rhinos: Muscle Man, Azula & Pinstripe
Team Bad Boys: Dante, Joseph & Reigen
Team Other Peeps: Scott, Tanjiro & Sandy
Team Cool Girls: Nobara, Uraraka & Tanya
Team Swordfishes: Terry, Sokka & Heavy
Team Small Drama: Lowain, Yumeko & Ryuko
Swooce: As one of my favourite characters, hopefully I do Sokka justice and Muscle Man's gonna be cool too!
RikkiSnake on AO3: To be fair, Heavy does look like a Mikkhail, although a beefy one.
Memeking: Yeah, it's a bit like if Las Vegas was combined with Shifting Sand Lands...and also, it's these guys only since I've been handling too many characters recently.
"And we are back with Haohmaru, finally ready to kick some butt with a sword, fighting against Team Bad Boys! For the record, he's not coming back!"
Haohmaru of the country of Japan.
Joseph of the Joestar family.
In the middle of Arizona or a place that looked like a combination of the more arid areas of Arizona, Shifting Sand Lands and the literally leafier areas of old Egypt.
And these guys were enjoying their opportunity for a great battle, the second JoJo trying to counter Haohmaru's surprisingly clean swings of his sword in the small rocky path in the middle of the crazy sand.
"You fight like you created the art of fighting, samurai guy!" Joseph exclaimed.
"Looks like you've got your own art!" Haohmaru blocked the grass that cut like anything sharp.
These two were really having some fun with each other, even if his teammates were either scoffing at having a fight or whistling at the styles of the manliest men on the same team, Haohmaru getting hit repeatedly by some of that Hamon stuff.
"Guys, why are you standing there? I'm having a good time already!" Joseph declared.
"But-" Dante shouted.
"You can fight him later! Right now, I'm going to fight him."
Joseph even messed with the headband to show that he was about to have a samurai fight, as Reigen was just looking back at the hesitating Dante...who normally wasn't a team player.
"Alright, dude, fight the dudebro samurai and honestly, I would...except for the treasure hunting thing! It's your funeral!" Dante then sped off from a samurai and a 1930s badass battle. "See ya on the dock of shame!"
Dante was gone, as Joseph had a grin on his face.
"...I understand how he's playing. If I beat this season's villain, you bet that he would be playing like a jerk!" Haohmaru shouted. "...And also, I wouldn't team up with that guy first place!"
"True." Joseph remarked.
*Reigen's confessional*
The pseudo-psychic looked inquisitive.
"I'd say that he's definitely understating how competitive that he has to play now, especially with how these guys have spent almost 2 months with each other and the comeback campers having all of that knowledge. That being Dante is acting like an asshole and he's stupid powerful, practically a vote magnet." Reigen remarked. "That is my psychic insight."
*Confessional cut*
Dante and Reigen were actually running towards an open gate towards the epic underground, which was even visible from the epic fight.
"...Yeah, it's an awesome distraction from this entrance!" Dante shouted. "Don't follow me, if you're a coward."
"Well, I'm not a coward!" Reigen shouted.
These two ran into the kind of obvious entrance, as Joseph and Haohmaru both saw that place and realized what they were there for.
*Joseph's confessional*
The second JoJo realized that he...messed up.
"OH NO, not the samurai guy!" Joseph yelled, right before grinning. "I can't believe that not even How-maru knew about that...that's a pretty good twist!"
*Confessional cut*
Basil and Bayonetta were working together, bizarrely well, knowing that their butts were very likely to get voted out if they were acting stupid and stupid they were not.
These two were wisely underground with a great flashlight that got picked up from a secret package...and they were still at that package.
"You're a chemist and I don't even hate you, but you're not good at reading maps." Bayonetta remarked, seeing that the mouse was slowly rotating it. "And I suggest that it is my turn!"
"Not necessarily, just because you have a lot of fighting prowess, unholy powers and probably could survive a bomb, doesn't really mean that you're good at reading maps." Basil answered.
"For what it is worth, I am better than you at reading maps...you could say that I'm a bit of a tourist."
"...That still doesn't mean anything, though."
The two huffed, as the duo were sure of one thing about this awesome underground that revealed itself as soon as they turned around to actually get going.
Mummy robots, of which Basil punched them and the witch just took a look at them and saw them move slowly and these guys went away from said robot...
...who started running just as fast as the detective, as the witch just looked frustrated.
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch wasn't even nonplussed with it.
"There have been a lot of moments in my life where this type of thing happens. Some people pretend to be slow and then they run like they're trying for the Olympics...they're still not as fast as me, still." Bayonetta remarked.
*Confessional cut*
A witch, a mouse and a mummy robot were going at it, as there was also an encounter with another team with a very misleading name that was walking carefully.
"So, you guys, like dealing with bad supervillains...like people who have a stupid amount of power and keep on falling to the same guy?" Squirrel Girl asked.
"Nope, but I do know someone like that." Mikasa stated. "This man named Reiner from the country just can't win. His comrade's in a crystal...or dead and he lost a bunch of times."
"...Wow, that sucks."
"Yes, he does suck."
Crimson may not have been talking, but she could sense two different peeps that were running away from a speeding mummy and Mikasa and Squirrel Girl just saw those two coming in.
"I doubt they found treasure," Crimson said.
"Following people is how we win!" Mikasa basically lifted them.
And then it became five different people running from a speeding mummy, as they all were misdirected in the underground and probably seeing yet another team that was looking.
Said team wisely turned around, as the Small Drama crew were enjoying their arrival in the underground and the patches of sun that were dotting their new potential path.
"Wrong way, genius! We're going the other fucking way." Ryuko said quietly.
"Uh, we were going the other way, 'cause there was something suspicious about that direction." Lowain said. "Ryuko, babe, I-"
"Don't call me babe!"
"-Lady, let's go or else we'll get eliminated instantly."
The three of them were making their own towards...
...somewhere else in the desert, Lowain and Ryuko having some fighting ability and Yumeko being a lowkey genius for no reason, the three of them had already gotten into trouble.
Like...
...a bunch of snakes that were a bit bigger than usual making their presence through the shadows, with Ryuko holding out her blade and Lowain holding out some cutting knives for real.
Yumeko was just walking down with confidence.
"...Do you hear the hissing?" Yumeko confided in Lowain.
"It's really the only thing I can hear, babe, it's really annoying, bruh." Lowain whispered right back.
The sense that they were being followed by predators who had no reason to eat them only got stronger, as Yumeko got a good look at one of them and wisely backed off.
"That said, we should move away from them." Yumeko seriously whispered.
"I don't know, babe, they're really scared of kitchen knives, bruh." Lowain said.
"...Sarcasm fucking noted." Ryuko remarked.
These three were now surrounded on one side by some snakes and quickly escaped out of the snake semicircle on the other side, trying to avoid getting eaten by snakes that Sokka would have encountered at his most cactus juice saturated.
And because they were out of view, the snakes were confused.
*Ryuko's confessional*
The angriest Japanese woman of all time had some thoughts.
"For what it's worth, somehow Yumeko's coming off more trustworthy than Lowain and I...have no idea why, mostly because he is hanging out with the she-devil."
"Ryuko, you can't just say that about Azula." Senketsu replied. "You never know what she's been through."
"I do know that she's running an evil alliance and is constantly being an asshole, so that's good enough for me." Ryuko said. "Plus, she's still got the gong behind her...that's definitely coming from somewhere!"
*Confessional cut*
The trio may have been running...
...but they were at least attempting to find some treasure, mostly because the Other Peeps despite their terrible name were having no trouble with a lot of the obstacles.
"Tanjiro, how the fuck are you doing that?" Scott asked, seeing...
...the demon slayer cut through a sand worm that wasn't notably big, but rather one that was just as fast as him.
"Total Concentration Breathing! It really takes a long time to do and once you do it, you'll feel really good!" Tanjiro shouted.
"So, breathe well?"
"Uh-huh!" Tanjiro cutely nodded.
Sandy then got the team to move forward a bit more in what seemed like a dungeon area on this sand island, there being an entrance to a...desert fort that was familiar with people other than them.
That didn't mean that dehydration wasn't a problem, as Tanjiro had to use Water Breathing for his body to keep strong and water obviously wasn't in high supply.
"Y'all needed to be here earlier 'cause I bet there's a bunch of teams over here!" Sandy shouted. "Scratch that, those other teams are not playing around!"
"...Whoa."
Tanjiro was in awe of the desert fort, somewhat aware of being carried by Scott Pilgrim's competitive hands.
*Scott's confessional*
The ginger looked determined.
"Okay, so, all I have to do is win this thing and it's not nearly as hard as taking on eight angry exes who asses I beat and all I have to do is beat people who are stupid powerful and stupid smart and..."
He was deep in thought.
"...Well, I've just gotta do what I do best! Pull something out of nowhere and use my head."
*Confessional cut
The other peeps were rather quick in following the people that knew their own way, since it was an obvious hot spot for teams that didn't know what they were doing...minus a great sense of direction from some of the people.
"Geez, they're copying our game plan...get your own!" Nobara yelled at the Other Peeps. "Hey girls, what-"
"Just let them copy our game plan...mostly because we don't have a gameplan other than going into this pyramid, a probable treasure hot spot."
"I guess but they should get off our butt."
"...Alliance partner, stopping them isn't really our top priority. Not losing is our top priority."
In this game, sometimes you have to go into a random pyramid that the Bad Boys and another team already went into and it looking like some trees somehow grew near the pyramid?
Just a thing that happens sometimes, as these three were in there.
"Somehow, this place looks like a recreation of a video game! Kind of freaky, if you ask me." Uraraka just saw...
...the sights and sounds of the inner of the western pyramid, full of complex machines that wouldn't really fit at all and a few elevators that work quite weird and only had a high fence like the ones in Shifting Sand Land.
"Has your dumbass not heard of Mario 64?!" Nobara shouted, as Tanya just gave a look that...
...she somehow knew about that.
"This kinda doesn't look like anything in that game." Uraraka said. "Besides, there's already a bunch of people!"
The Bad Boys just looked exasperated as they looked like they weren't meeting up with the surefire team that had some small drama...and Mordecai and Rigby.
And The Other Peeps were on their way.
"We better find some stuff fast, Azula can fly just as good as me without the vomit and looks super cool-"
And well, the firebending princess flew like she was about to take Sokka down.
"-NO TIME!"
Uraraka just used her ability in the most honest fashion that she could, to get some massive air and see all around the pyramid and uh, she was not seeing anything.
Mostly down to Azula throwing some fireballs at her.
"Congratulations, you showed up."
Azula then pelted more fireballs after throwing out that fireball of a line, as Uraraka was dancing around and trying to not vomit, essentially turning into a fiery dodging match.
Unsurprisingly, all of the park workers were watching.
"Get a move on, it's fucking good!" Pinstripe shouted.
*Azula's confesisonal*
She was obviously mad.
"I tell them to get the treasure and they are currently looking at my Firebending abilities...obviously, it is impressive, but they should look for treasure like I also am!" She declared...in the private space.
*Confessional cut*
Pinstripe was actually looking for some treasure, like the rest of the Cool Girls, all of the Bad Boys and the sudden arrival of the Other Peeps speedin' through.
"Okay, so I heard there's-"
"-There's probably enough for sixty people, you guys just find your treasure chests! Also, nice fighting, Azula and Uraraka, really cool!"
Pinstripe just got down to finding some other places, literally swinging from a random pole to get to a glass platform, as the announcement stopped.
"...Goddamn Chris."
"Hey, it's okay! Let me take whatever's over there!" Joseph just jumped right into the situation.
"Over where-"
Joseph was already lifting...a giant box that looked like a treasure chest.
"-How the hell are you lifting this thing?!"
"I mean, I am!"
Joseph then just jumped down to a lower level, where...
...Uraraka was back down on the ground, with Azula's studious glare coming right at him for not beating Joseph's butt.
"Why did you just stand there!" Azula shouted from...quite a distance.
"...Yeah, I'm gonna get him!" Pinstripe answered like she was in his face. "Joseph, the jokester!"
Pinstripe and Joseph were may have been having a fight and the rest of the teams were in their own corners of the pyramid complex, but the Cool Girls had their main players all back together on the same floor, though Uraraka was all...
"ERUGH!"
She was really vomiting on the floor, as Nobara stepped back and Tanya wisely stepped out of slapping range.
*Tanya's confessional*
The young soldier was a little pissed.
"If I wanted to fly, I could have called onto the help of my petty god, but the jewel is military property and this game is as ridiculous as it is unpredictable. Also...it is imperative that I stay alive and don't look too powerful, because otherwise I will be a vote magnet!"
*Confessional cut*
Uraraka then upchucked some more 'cause this is Total Drama, as the other two people were just casually carrying her.
"Ochako, I can't believe that you're sometimes useless." Tanya answered. "Though I can tell that Azula did shoot you."
"Okay, I'm done vomiting, the food was that bad!" Uraraka shouted.
"Good, do not do that again." Tanya said.
"...It's not like I wanted to!" Uraraka said. "Also, I might have found something!"
Nobara was just shootin' nails upwards to deal with something that she could definitely see, albeit they were just other people somehow doing the same thing.
Mostly because they all had Mario 64 experience.
"Dude, this is easy, definitely!" Rigby shouted, strangely unconfident. "Moredcai, you want to do something crazy?"
"We always do something crazy...and we're doing 100%!" Moredcai shouted. "...It feel wrongs without high five, though."
"Nah, bro, I bet he's cheering me on from the RV! WOOOO!" Muscle Man shouted. "Bro, let's just keep going."
"Who made you leader, man?" Rigby complained.
"Dude, he's been in this season for twenty-eight episodes, he's got experience." Moredcai explained. "Plus, you'd kinda suck here."
"Hey, losers..."
While the argument was going down, these three were just trying to avoid whatever quicksand was laid down in front of them on the upper level.
"...wanna get serious?"
These three were platforming like it was no-one's business, as they worked in the park of regular stuff happening and this was a walk in the park compared to those...many times.
*Muscle Man's confessional*
The green man wasn't scared of anything.
"I know it's real treasure because there's a chest there! If it's something else, I'm gonna hurt it real good and get a diamond!"
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of other campers, the Other Peeps were in the middle of doing something stupid...thanks to Haohmaru just sliding in from the side and struggling to catch up with the ridiculously Tanjiro.
"There's no way I'm getting old already! I'm 24, the peak of my samurai life!"
His way with words was getting strong, as Scott and Sandy were taking the opportunity to let this guy find the treasure for them.
"Honestly, I bet that I-"
Scott Pilgrim wasn't the strongest out there nor did he know death or this guy, but he knew when to grab something potentially and there was nothing other except a rock thrown at him.
A pretty decent rock.
"So, I get to fight this samurai guy?" Scott Pilgrim only had to ask.
"Yep, I need to dig this thang." Sandy said, working on...something.
The chest was in the middle of the sand pool and Tanjiro was stuck in there, thanks to sheer speed.
Scott Pilgrim, formerly dating a 17 year old as an 23 year old former loser...
...against Haohmaru, who hasn't dated, potentially a loser and who has studied the sword.
Yeah, uh, Scott ran in like an side character and like any side character, got whooped by a precise swing of the sword that didn't really cut, but only hurt really badly.
Like a massive cool scar on his chest that couldn't be seen.
"That's right...it only hurt kinda really bad!" Scott groaned, as Haohmaru just looked at him and his shirt.
"Didn't I slice your shirt off?" Haohmaru questioned, as Scott stood strong.
"Nope."
"I don't know who these other guys with Muscle Man are, but at least Haohmaru's doing his job, though the Other Peeps have something good!"
Now back to a team that has a lot of good...contained in their team members and another team was in the chase of said good team, practically sprinting away from more raptors.
"Sending raptors towards us?! Unlit, my fellow dudes!" Lowain shouted.
"Congratulations, none of us are dudes. And that was you." Squirrel Girl said.
"I mean you move away from us."
"You should mean there's no space to move!"
"Then you make that space!"
"How?!"
Mikasa, Crimson and Ryuko just scoffed at the quite loud trio at the back, who didn't notice that the sand raptors were...fascinated with them and Yumeko was actually observing those raptors.
*Yumeko's confessional*
The ravenhaired gambler wasn't really scared, moreso trying to figure out why the fuck some dinosaurs were in the middle of the desert and throwing sand around.
"Ah, I do have a stupid amount of knowledge like the fact for these raptors to even hang out in the desert would have to change a lot of their biology. Is Chris into genetic engineering or is he willing to go to great lengths for an sadistic challenge. More importantly, where are all of these raptors coming from and why are they here? Must be something to do with that chest." Yumeko stated, having some long confessional. "Or rather, multiple chests."
*Confessional cut*
The more silent of the other fellas were trying to stop the circular argument coming from the cooking furry bro and the canadian squirrel-fighter, which the raptors watched in awe.
"I can't believe because your team was trash all of the way from Episode 1 until it stopped existing, which for the record, was both of the teams that Coachman was on!"
"You had to say the c-word like your team didn't lose an incredible amount at the start...and the middle and you ain't a player!"
"Yeah, I'm a player...for my girlfriend that is!"
"It's a tactical thing, so shut up for the truth.
Ryuko and Mikasa were already gone by then, leaving Crimson and Yumeko, who didn't really want to be stuck handling a circular argument or each other.
"So, same team, huh? I heard that you're not much of a talker." Yumeko answered. "You probably figured that I'm faking it."
"Not really...you're just a void, like in a boring way." Crimson crossed her arms.
These two were looking back at the fighting duo, who just looked at the raptors and decided to try something stupid, moreso Squirrel Girl, as she had a whole crew of squirrels that were there for no reason.
Like not that many, but...
"What about sending one of the squirrels towards the raptor's nest?" Yumeko asked. "I mean, it's just one squirrel and potentially quite a bit of treasure."
"Okay, why are you suggesting this? Do you just want to win or something?" Squirrel Girl snapped at the gambler. "Or do you want to hurt animals."
"No, I wouldn't think of something so sadistic!" Yumeko commented slyly. "Well, not if it's actually useful."
"...Honestly, these raptors have been standing around a bit too long! Can't we just do something else."
"No."
And the rest of them were getting the now sleeping sand raptors, trying to get themselves unstuck from the underground in some interesting places and...these three were sure that they were either going to get trapped or not, but...
...there was nothing to do, as Crimson putting on the mental pressure on the sand raptor, who wondered what this creature was dong here.
*Crimson's confessional*
She was in there like she wasn't pissed.
"Like, it's fine that raptors are ferocious and could bite a lot of heads off, but this one didn't have the spirit. And like, it's some Chris thing. I don't care because it helped me."
*Confessional cut*
Crimson was just "chasing" a raptor in the same general direction of Mikasa and Ryuko, as she was on top of the fella and commanding to go towards...those two.
And the other three were right in the middle of the raptor zone and right into the zone of chests, as these guys aren't playing around...and neither were the raptors.
"Little guys, you're gonna need to hit hard. Big guys, do your worst!" Squirrel Girl shouted.
"For a babe in danger from some epic raptors, you sure are not scared." Lowain had some nervous faces.
"Hold on, I feel...two British people coming!"
"You're spot on, too!"
Yumeko was dumbfounded without the knowledge of the fourth wall, as she saw the two of them holding their weapons like they were about to be in Marvel 4.
And with great timing, because Basil arrived quite interested.
"I like your method, albeit it is a bit insane." Bayonetta remarked from the outside. "Why would deduce that there would even be two, though?"
"Because if there are multiple tracks coming onto one path, what would you think?" Basil answered. "And our host is certifiably insane, so he would put it here."
"...I find it hard to-"
"-argue with, Bayo! There's definitely more than...one...or even two!" Squirrel Girl shouted. "That's the power of that wall."
"There isn't a wall." Bayonetta threw that comment out there.
Three chests for the taking.
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
Her mood was quite something.
"Yada, you know how it is, we're probably going to beat those raptors if only because Lowain kinda knows how to use a knife...minus his bros and the other two can swing! Plus, I can swing for my squirrels! If it's between the other people and the squirrels..."
She just looked on in dread.
"...why did I ask that." She whispered, also in dread.
*Confessional cut*
Back with the least notable team, the Fighting Squad were certainly beating butts like it was nobody's business and considering they were the only ones out in the outside...
...they stopped caring about ruining the environment and started to choke some rattlesnakes for no apparent reason.
"Do you want to know what my problem is with you?!" Nicole yelled at a hapless rattlesnake.
"...We know." Cassie answered, still trying to pull Nicole away.
"You kind of remind me of my boss!"
"STOP!"
Cassie finally lifted Nicole away from her small poisonous enemy, as these three looked in their circumstances and finding their own chest in the outdoors that harked back to Ancient Egypt...and yet being very much like a Las Vegas casino, the area marked with a decent amount of sand for...
...being a place that no-one cared about.
"Okay, ladies, I'll take the shade, Cassie takes the...left and Nicole takes the right!" Mai exclaimed, as the other two were about to raise their voices.
"Look, guys, we're going to get eliminated if you don't follow my own awesome leadership and more importantly, I can definitely see a team carrying a chest or somethomg!" Mai shouted. "Do you want to be the team carrying the chest!"
"Yes!" Nicole yelled, going double time on the odd location. "Find that chest!"
"What do you think I'm doing?" Mai suggested.
Cassie knew better than to deal with two angry, somewhat dehydrated and competitive women in their element, using her own hands to be ware of any dangers.
"You know what, this kinda sucks." Cassie saw...
...Nicole just punching massive holes into the sand to see some chests and unintentionally further covering the luxuriously tacky temple with that same sand.
Mai Shiranui was...just looking. Albeit faster than usual, but she was looking wisely in the centre, where the random rocks made for great hiding places.
...Cassie then went back to making odd comments, as she tried to climb a wall.
"Actually, we're a strangely solid team."
*Mai's confessional*
"For a team that who don't want to talk to each other, we're doing pretty nice! Makes me wonder if I can handle my friends back at home better." Mai remarked. "Hold on...maybe these guys are easier to deal with!"
*Confessional cut*
Nicole just glared right into the sand, as she lifted something out of the sand that surprised...a lot of people, the other two were having a decent time in the place.
"...I swear your remind me of my mom except crazy." Cassie stated. "But I bet that you-"
Nicole literally pounded sand.
"-you're just as strong as my mom."
"As a fellow mom, I'm glad at the compliment. Still not crazy!" Nicole abruptly said, pounding more sand. "So, did you find a chest or something?"
"Not really, but Mai probably has found one by now!" Cassie shouted. "Actually, she's definitely found one!"
"...Then talk to her-"
Mai, through the power of the classic mimics, practically sprinted from the temple with a small chest, as that conversation was happening and...those mimics weren't thirsty for sand.
"Ladies, we got one and that's all we need!" Mai screamed, sliding to a stop. "Do you want to move or die."
"What do you mean, move or die?" Nicole asked, right before...giving a mimic her fist.
These three were just sprinting away from the mimics that were moving quickly and they were a little bit behind The Bad Boys, albeit quite a distance ahead of everybody.
"Man, the Bad Boys and Fighting Squad already have their own chests and I'm glad that I got those mimics from somewhere! Seriously, though, some teams are fighting sand raptors and each other! They're still fighting each other!" Chris announced. "...Seriously, though, this is a weird island!"
"What the chest monsters aren't weird?" Chef asked.
"Shut up, Chef." Chris said. "It doesn't actually matter what's in there, regardless of who's first, they're immune! Even if they have to bear a curse!"
"...Oh! I like the way you're thinking, Chris!" Chef finally grinned.
"Finally glad that you see it my way!"
Speaking of battles with sand raptors, Mikasa and Ryuko were still not in the ring with the quartet that were themselves dealing the sand raptors and hilariously, none of them were backing down.
"I'm glad that I got kitchen knives!" Lowain shouted.
"Really, you do?" Squirrel Girl asked, just trying to get in a hard kick. "I thought you had to roast them to death or something."
"...Hold on, Yumeko, you can roast 'em right!"
Yumeko looked at them...rather curiously.
"Go on."
...
...
If you couldn't tell, this was stupid late.
But Part 3 should be coming out before the end of July, 100%!
To be continued in the third part of this episode and honestly, 29 campers are about to be turned into 26 campers, even if they're on a fake island with a quite wild bunch of random enemies and cactus planes!
And also, Moredcai and Rigby.
Like I said in the last chapter, Ultimate Tour or rather, Worlds of Drama is at least two years away and probably will have more than 52 and less than 60 passengers trying to win some money!
More importantly, it's a combination of all those seasons that just are about the multiverse and Ridonculous Race (i.e. Cruise but with a more stable Chris, less random mercenaries and a whole different kind of action.)