Kau bodoh, BODOH! Kau bodoh sekali, Danna! Ah, maafkan aku. Aku lupa kalau sebenarnya kau memang benar-benar orang yang sangat BODOH! Dan aku juga sama bodohnya denganmu karena aku ingin bertemu denganmu lagi nanti! (Special for Eternal Love in Fleeting Lives Event : DEAR [Death and Afterlife, slight Reincarnation Theme]. Kali ini benar-benar absurd.) #EverlastingGoodbye

Ninjas know how to lie and hide things. Right? First one-shot!

The title says it: Itachi is a Dominate, Naruto is a writer, what will happen when their paths cross? Yaoi MaleXMale, ItachiNaruto.

Sakura Haruno se muda para cursar su primer año en la universidad. Sasuke Uchiha necesita una carta de recomendación para entrar en la mejor clínica de la ciudad. Sakura es la sobrina de la directora del departamento médico. Sasuke sabe que necesita esa carta firmada por la directora, ¿se atreverá a usar a Sakura para lograrlo?

"Naruto Uzumaki has left the village to form a cult, Hokage-sama." The Chunin said, and Hiruzen sighed. "Oh yes, I forgot to mention that his cult worships the nine Bijuu and their Jinchuriki, sir." AU, OOC, totally a Crack fic. T for possible language. Ch. 1-4 Rewritten.

OOC. Naruto se fue a entrenar con Jiraiya y Sakura con Tsunade, lo sabemos, pero qué sucede cuando la joven kunoichi empieza a descubrir aquello que su corazón sabe y su mente ignora? Qué hará cuando uno de los jutsus prohibidos esté en su poder? Será capaz de lograr su cometido?... -Protegerte... ése es mi camino ninja. CONTENDRÁ SPOILERS DEL MANGA

Um homem pode sonhar, mesmo sabendo que não poderá ter seu sonho realizado.

The legendary Sannin, or as Naruto would put it, Pervy Sage, was dying. There was nothing anyone could do to stop Jiraya this, nothing, I tell you! T.T AAHHH! *sniffle, sniffle* But here I am a fan fiction writer is going to change that, in this story titled Little Pervert and Little Snake. This story is a Time Travel Fic. Sorry for any OCness, in advance.

A [reader insert] story. Naruto spends time training and gets into trouble... again.

"Here, you play by our rules." Sakura is caught in the midst of two criminal organizations and three opposing sides. One giant mystery. Puzzles that don't quite mesh. Truth mixes with lies, each wearing a mask. Hearts are lost, causing lines to blur. Amongst it all, only one lesson remains clear: Whether they appear to be friend or foe, Never Turn Your Back. AU, ItaSaku.

Konohomaru spots an unsuspecting prank victim one day, which just so happens to be Akatsuki's Deidara. He has a new improved sexy jutsu that doesn't turn the user into a hot girl but their opponent. Enraged and embarrassed, Deidara goes to his Danna for help to return to his usual body. Surprisingly to the blonde, his partner just seems more attractive than usual. Obvs lemon... XD

On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu

Short Fic. Her jade eyes met again with black eyes, repeating the cycle again. —My son and your daughter are in love, Sakura. —I know, Sasuke-kun. —Maybe they will experience the love that you and I never could. Was the fate playing with them? SasuSaku majority. GaaSaku touches. OC

There's a site where you can send someone to Hell with if you hate them enough. And Naruto will do so. So who's sending who to Hell in Konoha? Because it's spiraling down to its own Hell, with mistrust and hate all around. Akatsuki is falling apart from within. Madara is waiting. Hell is everywhere. FemNaru as Hell Girl, Konoha mass Hell Sendings and the world watches in disbelief.

The memory that often haunted Itachi was the one where he had coldly pointed a gun between his brother's eyes and shot him. But of course there's always more to it. A story with zombies and sci-fi elements. Rated for gore.

In this naru verse Sasuke has a twin looks may decieve she is nothing like her male counterpart (OC)

without her memories, she was nothing but a pretty toy for them to play with; and she didn't know enough to mind. /AkaSaku/

Ahora era el turno de Sakura de intentar...

Ya no era tiempo de sufrir y martirizarse, solo de reír ante tan absurdos hechos. Porque ni todas las telenovelas del mundo superaban lo que vivía ahora, ahí, cual damisela en peligro siendo rescatada por su príncipe azul.

Foreign student, Alicia plays with fire when a slip of the tongue catches the unwanted attention of Japan's own rich and powerful Madara Uchiha. Now his personal plaything under the guise of "intern," she prays to make it through the next few months of torment from the sadistic womanizer who just loves playing with her mind. Lemons/rape Madara x OC

Por que algunas veces buscamos que nos den una razón... no siempre las mujeres son quienes la necesitan recibir, alguna vez son ellos. short one-shot.

Mermaid AU "A mermaid could only survive SO LONG without feasting." In the dept of the sea there live creatures our kind could never imagine. Some we have theories about, like the merpeople, but humanity could never have been more wrong. The immortal mermaids, or bloodthirsty sea demons as they went by among the fish men, could only survive on one thing: the flesh of mortal males.

This is not a fan fiction, it is an original story, I own everything besides! Balverines, these are owned by Fable, this is a story about a princess who decides to take part in a war, she finds violence, and perhaps love.

SasuHina Days Love 2013/ Happy SHDL 2013 ./ Kita sama-sama terbelenggu oleh takdir / Aku pandai mengacaukan / Kau pandai memperbaiki / Dan apakah jabatanmu dan jabatanku sekarang tidak juga bisa meyakinkan mereka kalau kita pantas bersatu?/ cover by: Imae Mao

A different story...a different reality...all together. Itachi finds a little girl, with petal pink hair, grassy green eyes, and a dark shadow hovering around her, literally. The ability to consume others in darkness, is one she can't seem to control, and is usually unaware of, even as it's happening.