When Naruto tells Sai that he needs a girlfriend, Sai goes out on the scene to appeal to the ladies. But between Naruto's bad dating advice and his own frank personality, he can't score so much as a date! What is an artist to do when he's lost for love?

"...And... If you must go, take me with you..." Her eyes fluttered closed. "Sakura." She smiled. "Thank you."

Smut, language, SasoDei, songfic. Sasori and Deidara go at it to the song I Like it by Enrique Iglesias. With the rest of the Akatsuki watching and cheering them on. I don't own any of them. Hot smut? I guess. Please read. Reviews are loved. My first smut

Uzumaki Naruto, tras descubrir una verdad alarmante, decide ser libre. Death-fic

Naruto and Yakumo leave the Leaf Village to pursue their art. Joining up with the Akatsuki and under the apprenticeship of Deidara and Sasori, watch the pair fall in love and get revenge on the Leaf Village. Dark/Powerful Naruto Naruto/Yakumo/Hinata/Harem

I knew that if I screamed, he would only come back to rip it all away from me again. So I sat there, only laughter fell from my lips, even as he carved into my neck the word... 'scream'. Rated M for Rape!

Itachi remembers the look in Shisui's eyes on the night he dies, and finds himself drowning. Oneshot/drabble, character death, angst.

Hairy Mclairy from Donaldson's dairy, how do your flowers grow?

summery inside r&r please

it's just another day in the akatsuki until their newest group mission takes them to New York City! Will everyone survive in this new world for 2 weeks? Or will the fail and head home early? Warning contains: OC's ,perverted humor and 2 tobi, and language

Fate...One of the many things Uzumaki Naruto hated, but, it was fate that led him to a mysterious room one night. Naruto/Harem, Naruto/FemSasuke

Thank you for ordering our DEIDARA unit! We hope your purchase ends with a bang.

Forsaken by many, loved by few. This one true fact will drive one boy to do many, great things

Naruto, abandoned by his own family is found by another. This time around, he will show everyone that they made the biggest mistake they could make... THEKyuubi's backup page.

Sasuke has a day off and he decides to check his email.. and finds a music video... with SAKURA in it? SasuSaku songfic

Sasuke se encuentra con su amada princesa. Sin embargo, la princesa resulta ser un príncipe arrogante y sádico.

He knew in his heart that the girl he truly loved was the one who had been there for him all along. Sorry bad summary but hope you enjoy some sasusaka and naruhina.

sorry the shikaino comes first Hinata needs a new job, and only one friend can get her one. naruhina/shikaino/antishikatema/antinarusaku/suika/sasusaku.

Tres palabras que hicieron que la temperatura del cuarto descendiese... Tres palabras para que Sasori me permitiese entrar en su mundo... Tres palabras para saber que el mundo que gira alrededor de mi "maestro" se detiene y solo quedo yo / Deisaso, AU

Se supone que debes ser sincero con tus amigos, pero ¿y si tuvieras verdaderas razones para ocultarles algo? ¿Qué paso tras la masacre del clan Uchiha que forzo a Naruto a llevar una doble vida? Naru-Hina-OC

Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, mean, man who loved only money. He was surrounded by much sadness including the death of his own brother, Itachi. He meets three spirits, one of them being his one true love. Different then the original. Some SasuSaku. Not a list.

Sasuke is cheating on Naruto and Naruto sings him a song.Songfic

After he joins the ANBU, Itachi struggles with deciding where his loyalties truly lie. ItachiXOC.

As the day gets darker, the sound of laughter can be heard echoing over the hillside. It's a beautiful night for romance.

-Itachi, Shisui- Out, out, brief candle.