Despite the serious sounding name, it's not. This is pure crack. Please read to understand, I don't want to give it away. Warning s : Hidan's mouth.

Hatsuko doesn't like Hidan. Shikamaru-sensei told her stories. So what happens when she's forced to join the religion she was taught to hate? Rated M for violence and gore and lemons in later chapters.

Jiraiya wants to go to a hot spring, but Tsunade says she has work. Well, if she can't go to the hot spring, the hot spring must come to her, right? Slightly crackish oneshot.

Kakashi Hatake had never known that coming home could feel so good. KakaSaku. Oneshot.

GaaraxOC post-timeskip Gaara is the Kazekage and Riku Miyori has been 'protecting' him since he was six. What happens when he starts to feel for her? How will the village respond? Read to find out...

Gaara reflects on the hazards of being pursued by Uzumaki Naruto. manga-verse.

Everyone has a dark side. Some embrace it early on, others try to hide it, and sometimes it finds you when you're not looking. Zetsu, pre-Akatsuki, oneshot.

FORMALY STAND MY GROUND! After a accident with Itachi Sasuke and Naruto soals are stuck in Sakura's body.With Orochimaru and Akatsuki after her,she has to train passed her beyond her limit. Or will Suicide be her only option?

What is the Truth about Sai? Why does it always seem like he is covered in mystery? -Not good at summaries PLS Don't mind it-

She woke up next morning, not feeling sad anymore, like everything had just happened only in her dreams...But if it was only a dream, how could she still feel the touch of his lips on hers? 'Ain't love grand' Please, review!

Sakura always considered weak; was forced to leave the village after learning that Danzou has staged a coup to become Hokage. Becoming a missing nin herself, she never expected for things to turn out they way they have. SasuSaku AU

Under Major Construction.

Will we always be together? Love's like glass. If I touch it, will it break? My heart's like that too, will even I break if you held me? SasuSaku. AU, R&R.

La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. L’évidence même pour Sasuke. Mais quand la soif de destruction vous entraîne dans ses chemins les plus tortueux, la prise de conscience vient souvent trop tard et le retour en arrière n’est plus possible.

Who are the Bijuu? This may give you some insight into their world...

Thunderstorms never failed to bring Sasuke to Itachi's room. Itachi never failed to invite Sasuke to bed with him during those times. The brothers share a bonding moment that others try to tear apart. ItaSasu. Fluffy and cute, like a white bunnie!

Cuando Naruto decidió que debía dejar de ser quien es por Sakura. Sasuke comprendió que para tener a Naruto debía mostrarse ante él sin mentiras. El amor es complicado, apasionado y tedioso. Las apariencias después de todo siempre engañan.

Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.

During the forbidden scroll crisis, Iruka does something that no one that he would do. Now Konoha has a new problem on their hands. Semi Dark Naruto, NaruXSmall-Harem, character death.

It was a decidedly political manoeuvre that started the First Women‘s Revolt in Konoha. A very stupid one. The historians of Konoha speak. How Konoha dealt with its first porn-site.

AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”

If you made a vow to the God of Retribution that you would love and serve Him - and ONLY Him - then it's best you remember it... HidanxKonanxPein

During the the razing of Konoha by a combined force of Sound and Akatsuki, one man makes a choice to protect those he left behind, no matter the cost. //Good chance for epic\\ Angst,Death,Violence,and Romance of course SasuSaku,NaruIno

—Es extraño—murmuro. Sasuke le lanzo una mirada interrogativa y el rubito le sonrió—que el zorro no te haya matado.

Backpacking through Southeast Asia with thirteen other strangers wasn't Sasuke's idea of a stress-reliever. Especially after meeting one jaded Westerner who can't seem to accept his own culture. NaruSasuNaru, AU.