Sasuke's diary. Beware. Contains high level of randomness.

Sakura Haruno was born with a terrible cure that makes any person she falls in love with inevitably die. when she meets Itachi Uchiha, a string of events lead her to an ultimate choice: Will she sacrifice herself more love? Or will her curse forever rule?

Just a few short stories about the Akatsuki. Some may have one or two OC's and others may be a bit OOC.

GaaNej The night of the full moon is the calling card, it brings out everything to be feared in a man. Muscles rip, bones rearrange, and bloodlust enters his eyes. Taming this beast is more than Neji ever thought he'd have to do, but to save himself...

The war begins. Friends lost, enemies become allies and hope will be lost. Will the war ever end or will the Sound conquer Leaf once and for all? A story about hope and love.

Kakashi discovers more about himself than he cares to realize. Oneshot, suggested one-sided shonnen ai, very macabre, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, M for a reason

Ah, le théâtre... et les aléas du direct. Pauvre Iruka ! Les persos ne sont bien évidemment pas à moi.

Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. Naruto takes Jiraiya to court? Gaara is a pharaoh? Orochimaru runs a daycare? Sasuke is a mob boss? Tsunade has a gambling problem? Kikashi and Might Guy are Newscasters? These crazy stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe! Rated T for language and violence.

“Y’know, Sasuke, I never understood why you like tomatoes so much. I mean, they have tough skin, but there’s a certain point you can reach just before they fall apart ’n’ turn to mush, y’know?”

Naruto a un problème, Iruka tente de le faire parler. Détails à l'intérieur mais enfants s'abstenir, le rating est justifié!

Naruto forgot to do his homework, he had to write a love letter, he finds his muse and she finds love, he pours his feelings straight from the heart. please R&R it's a short story, but good. rated to be safe

Petit one-shot sur le couple Saku/... Ah ah ah, j'vous le dirai pas, je suis une sadique! Sakura va devoir soigner un criminel, mais elle va se rendre soudain compte qu'elle le connait bien plus qu'elle ne le pense...

Sasuke revenu, tout devrait aller pour le mieux dans le village. Malheureusement, les sentiments qu'une certaine personne souhaite effacer sont inoubliables, et elle l'apprendra à ses dépens...

When the Leaf village get attacked by Orochimaru and there's no other village to turn to. Lady Tusande happends across an old document of a village of her past.See how the Leaf meet this mysterious new village...Warning OC

This is my first fic and about my love story. The first one is ridiulous. The second one is a bit complicated because it's a triangle love between me, my cousin, and HIM who finally i realized that HE is my true love. Read and Review please.

Let's dance milk shake." "But you don't have boobs

First Story. Exciting, huh? Yep. Exhilarating. This is what happens when you send a group of absent minded teens to a school to investigate areas where rape and murders happened. Well, good luck with that! --Mature warning inside-- A NARUTO STORY

Sasukes mother hears noises from sasukes room so shes goes to check it out. Whats this the door is locked. Sasuke are you masturbating. Better than the Summary. One-shot

Ummm...this is very random...crack basically...

Hungry and exhausted from a day of work, Sasuke looks forward to a home-made meal. However, Naruto is unexpectedly on the menu.

Sasuke returns, but cannot enter the village until he completes the quest the elders and Tsunade have demanded of him. can he do it? will his old team mates help him? why won't Sakura look at him? slightly graphic gore

In canon, Sasuke names his new team Team Taka - Team Hawk . Not so much in canon, he buys a sign for them. When there is a misprint, he attempts to return his sign. Bad things happen from there. Pairing: SasukexFrustrationOhGodWhyMe

Name your terms" "All i want is a sexy boy in the party tonight!"

At a young age raised to kill by FOXHOUND and other milatry mercs follow him to the path as the Silver Fox immortal solider and the next legandary solider.Smart!NaruPowerful!NaruSemi-Dark!Naru

Because there were so many possibilities that weren't explored. So many stories left untold. Each deserves a chance at being acknowledged. A Sakura-centric fic. No Flames, Rating may go up. Collection of one-shots