AU. ONESHOT. I love you and all, but ever since the next big thing since Jesus Christ came out, you got to step it up. SASUSAKU. — For Katy.

I was thinking one day and something came to my mind. What would happen if I stuck Naruto characters in nursery rhymes? Well, this is what came forth. Collection of One-shots

Tayuya's Body had been recovered for Information about Orochimaru. Tayuya Ends up in the hospital in a room wth Naruto, Tayuya Gets locked away fro a while and finds a good bond between naruto, as the bond gets stronger so does Tayuya's Love for Naruto

A songfic when Deidara hears of Sasori's death. Please read and review.Oneshot.Rated T for character death.

Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru just chat randomly in the store, but about something fun

Naruto and Sasuke were the best of friends. But then Naruto's family moved to Germany. After six years, they meet up once again. But Sasuke is horrified to find that Naruto has grown taller than him! Will this pose a threat to their relationship! NaruSasu

Naruto kept on thinking Sasuke's going to cut off his cock

Five months after the Kyuubi's assault, Konoha has fallen. Picked up by an old master of martial arts, Naruto is sent to Furinji Temple, the last remaining home of true martial arts in the world. Now, twelve years later, it's time to go back...

With the truth of the Kyuubi a secret to all, how far could the Namikaze heir go with an old pervert for a god father and a farm boy for a teacher? Naruto forces his way to be a legend amongst legends. Rating M for language and descriptive gore.

Drabble "This could have been forever..."

In order to save someone he loves, Will Naruto accept the proposition of his boss? Warning Sasunaru, smut in later chapters, Also I do not own Naruto Characters.

Naruto and Sasuke hang out talking about random stuff, but they have one thing in common

When Neji's wounded because of Hinata, she resolves to work harder.

A sequel to Exiled Legend, which I have adopted. Naruto is leaving to train alone with Jiraiya, but some people have other ideas, and surprisingly enough, not all are malevolent... I do not own Naruto! Rated T just in case.

Due to the lack of communication, Iwa was a village with old beliefs. As a kid, Deidara had been taught what to hate. Now, all grown up, that hate remains, and it makes his day harder than it has to be. Now, Sasori wants to help him forget. SasoDei fluff.

The shinobi authenticity is relegating of pretence, allegiance, and infidelity. The contemporary instance is serene and prosperous. Conversely, beneath a veil of serenity amongst the murkiness, one association’s arrangements become world ascendancy.

“Possessions, things, objects one owns to care for, love, and cherish right? No, not in most cases in ways possessions mean servants, slaves, property. Here I am to tell you a small tale that leads to abuse, deceit, depression, hope, fear, and lust.” AU

Naruto's past/emotions all in one poem. :

Shikamaru and Temari have known they were betrothed since birth, but not to whom. They will discover love and secrets along their journey to create a perfect family. Rated T for language and suggestive material.

Sakura's going to visit her boyfriend of seven years, Sasuke, after being away for a month. Everything goes smoothly, even Sasuke being romantic. But then… AU. SasuSaku

They have blood running through their veins... that's where the similarities end...

Kabuto, Pein, Hidan, and Deidara's kid have lived in Konoha for there whole life since they where 3. Now they plan to start the Akatsuki again. Can the 4 twelve year olds do it? BEING REMADE

CRACK Hidan is having cake, but does Kakuzu want some, too? R&R NO FLAMES. M for Hidan's mouth.

Naruto wants a cat. Sasuke doesn't agree. SasuNaru

Okay, so this is the result of too much sugar on a late night. Please read and review. See author's note inside.