Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.

COMPLETE! All of the Naruto characters have been kidnapped, imprisoned, and forced to answer your questions against their will. This is a humor thing that I decided to try. Read, Review, and Ask Questions. Rated T for cursing, which might get extreme.

Uchiha Sasuke had been through so much. His brother had betrayed him. Him, and his whole family. His clan. He wasn't going to put up with it anymore. He was going to do something. He was going to kill.

Um grupo de adolescentes vão para a casa de campo dos Hyuuga. Porém não contavam que iriam ficar presos na casa com um Serial Killer!

Hinata is sick of her father's constant disapproval. So she seeks out the Hokage for a solution. It just happens to involve a certain red-haired Kazekage. GaaraxHinata

Just a short songfic about Naruto and Sasuke's trip to the bar. Song: If I Were Gay by Stephen Lynch. Sasuke's POV. Rated for inappropriate language and alcoholic references. Plz R&R!

Un año despues del ataque de Akatsuki y el equipo halcon Konoha tiene un nuevo problema...se queda sin ninjas y aparentemente solo Naruto tiene la solucion...Adoptado por Yugi-no-Yami debido a problemas personales

A 3 man squad that hails from the Village Hidden in the Sky--Sukaigakure--comes to Konoha. All three of them used to live in Konoha but something happened. A Hyuga, an Uchiha, and a girl that everybody seems to know, except the girl herself. Sasuke/OC

Stories about the Saanins as little kids. They're dumb as poo, but I don't care. NOTE: In the first two, I spelled their sensei's name SARATOBI. It's supposed to be SARUTOBI. I is sorry!

okay, a mysterious figure, Sasuke FINALLY getting his butt hauled back to Konoha, Orochimaru being a pedophile, and Kabuto acting like a total dunce. mysterious girl revealed! also, VERY FUNNY. read/rev./put on ur alert! it's good! Saku is strong!

This massacre is just another reason 4 me to inialate them and get rid of this curse" Sasuke will follow his hearts desire to erase the curse 4ever but will he ever realise his true desire has been w/ him all along? SasuxSaku *Chs rewritten and much bettr

REVISED VERSION. Death is complicated. Life even more so. What if you had a second chance what would you do? This is a story of everything going completly wrong... or does it. Read and find out. The Entei is a side story under the words OMAKE

When you have been beaten and broken to the point of no return all you can do is wait to die, but what happens when Naruto has and interesting conversation with Kyuubi, and changes his life forever

ShikaNeji. Naruto was stupid. It was undeniable, since nobody else would fail to realise that the hot chick he saw getting some action under the waterfall was actually Neji.

Naruto Finally found Sasuke, but can he bring him back? Slight SasuNaru Fluff, no fighting. I'm crap at summaries, just read. Yaoi, lime. SasuxNaru

They say war can do terrible things to a mans mind, i have seen my comrades die beside me in battle and for what? A bunch of petty villagers and their foolish council" Iwagakure has declared war against Konoha, This is the journal of Uzumaki Naruto

This is a "what if" and Naruto's not in it. He was never born, the Kyuubi did attack, but instead of a kitsune it was an ookami. The Yondaime did die, but so did the Kyuubi, and a few months after a mysterious package was left at the doorstep of a shinobi

What if Naruto was more than he let on? What if he had abilities long since thought dead? What if the Yondaime raped the Five Tailed Wolf Gobi? What if Naruto Wasn't even human but a Hybrid of a Devil, Demon Wolf and a Celestial? Well here is his story.

A series of short stories about Iruka's life. In this episode he takes his pre Genin class on an overnight camp out. Hilarity ensues. deals with friendship and S'mores.

Sasuke has struggled so hard to reach his brother. And Itachi has decided to stop, it was time that he let Sasuke close the gap between them.

Sakura had always dreamed of being a Musician, but when she finally goes to the music school of her dreams...will she find somthing that she wasn't gambling for? SasoSakura & DeiOC

Naruto Uzumaki grew up scorned by the village of Konoha. At age 16 he was the world's greatest shinobi and demon. This is his story from the beginning.

This actually belongs between chapters 16 and 17, but is irrelevant to the story. Dedicated to the REAL Ren and Ukari for their birthday. Yes, they're actually twins. Joyeux Annaversaire. Enjoy.

SasuSaku-ish. “Because I thought that one day you would come back, and one day you’d smile, and one day, maybe, just maybe, we’d fall in love like we were supposed to.”

30 years have past since the gang became gennin. A new generation of Sannins have come forth. A 'blind' Hyuuga was born. And a young killer has come to Konoha, though she doesn't come just to kill. Konoha can't forget her father, but can they forgive her?