Ino schemes, Sasuke cheats, Naruto gets high and Sakura moves on. It's their last year at the Academy and nothing is going to stop them from having the time of their lives and partying the night away.

Random list I wanted to submit. I really hope people find it funny. Constructive criticism is encouraged! Thank you! Oh, and since I forgot the disclaimer, it's gonna be in the summary. I don't own Naruto. There! Happy? I said it!

after all our bitter past will become our better future." she said "so lets not mess it up more then it has." he said. time travle parings sakura gaara

A poem about Jiraiya when Tsunade finds him peeking '///' Oops.. I don't own these characters

Sakura wakes up and doesn't know where she is, chained to a bed she wonders what these three people want with her. Itachi Sakura Neji Hinata. ItaSaku Hyuga-cest, Mature dont read if not old enough. N/C, H/C, Incest, Yuri, Het.

There were three things she believed in: Her mind. Her hands. And her heart. Sakura-centric. Introspection.

Kyuubi's weakening the seal, slowly but surely. Naruto's afraid to tell anybody. How long can he go through the motions of his life before the seal ruptures completely? And what happens then? First-person, plentiful action, high T rating.

Reane she's an OC! goes to a school girls and boys are always split into two groups, where teachers are twins OC's crazy,paranoid,idiotic,and red eyed!Plus her classmates are all fan girls! Reane gets sick of it so switches into an boys class!Fullsminit

They were a complete mystery to each other, and yet, had somehow fallen in love. KabutoXOC, One-shot

¿Qué haces cuando tu destino ya está decidido? ¿Te hundes? ¿Lo afrontas? ¿Buscas alguna salida? Eso es algo que él descubrirá ahora que su vida ya tiene cuenta regresiva. Una vida en siete días. Vaya reto.

More Summary inside. Basically, Sakura is The Nine Tailed Fox. She is willingly taken by Akatsuki. She gets to spend time with Akatsuki and her Obsession. Sakura X Itachi / Slight onesided Deidara. Redone

Sasuke Uchiha lleva una ordenada vida de estudio y trabajo. Un dia, por obligacion de su hermano, van a una feria en la que Sasuke ve una tómbola, en la cual participa ganando como premio un muñeco. Lo que el no sabe, es que es un muñeco... muy especial.

A poem by Naruto for Sasuke or by Neji for Gaara or other way around, works both ways.

Locked in a closet with the one person that he hates plus his slight case of claustrophobia seems like hell for Deidara. That is, until he figures out that he actually doesn't hate Itachi as much as he thought he did. Yaoi ItaDei/DeiIta

When you're competing for the title of God, it's not easy. Naruto and Sasuke know this and neither will willingly concede especially with disastrous alternatives on the line. But they soon learn that everything isn’t that black or white. NaruSasu

Hitori is an unwanted child. Her parents don't care about her. When she meets boy like her, can they survive in the world they truly belong in, a world of ninjas, jutsu, and demons, or will darkness take them? T for language, violence, and self-mutilation I'd advise you to not read this. It is old and very poorly written.

A Sakura se le ha movido repentinamente el tapete ¿Razón? Una imagen en el lugar y en el momento menos oportuno de una persona a la que creía conocer perfectamente. La vuelta de Sasuke a Konoha ya no será precísamente lo que le quite el sueño ahora.

Limeish. Naruto wants to play an innocent game of twister with his boyfriend, Sasuke.... Only it's not so innocent. Naruto wants to use this opportunity to get his revenge on Sasuke for a incident that occured weeks before. How will Sasuke hold up?

Supostamente seria só mais uma saída de amigos, mas para duas amigas essa foi o que gerou a maior mudança das suas vidas...

ON HOLD. SasukeXGaara. Gaara wakes up lying in a bed next to Sasuke. Previous night they went to some bar. So, what happened? They find out, but the whole school also does. What could this all lead to?

Shika-sensei mostra que é extremamente simples beijar e conquistar uma mulher problemática ::ShikaTema:: .Presente para algumas pessoinhas que eu amo!. 'Aviso' A fic está bobinha, desculpem-me se estiver meio no-sense! T0T

the prequel to The Bounty on Her Head.threesome pairing. Sasu/saku/naru

Sasuke managed to blow up the training field while watching Academy kids do their stupid kunai training. Yeah, really not his day. -CRACK!-

Madara pays Obito's price in order to have a body. Obito pays Madara's for his friends. A practical look at the Tobi/Obito/Madara theory.

16&up // Short little drabbles, usually less then 1,000 words. Usually includes the OC; Hikari. Just for when I have no ideas for MDR xD But I still feel like writing about Itachi.