a seslection of scenes that i have never or hardly ever see in naruto fanfics. ... until now. really funny. i will try to update once a week. M cause i dont like to tone down my language. and for the future. who knows.

Uhhh...Well. Sakura gets drunk at a bar and meets Sasuke. She tells him her most secretive secrets and then knocks out. What will Sasuke do?

UA - Naruto et Shikamaru sont curieux, une Université, ça doit être rempli de jolies filles. Naruto tombe sous le charme d'une Tayuya mais Nara hésite. Il y a bien cette fille, mais elle est un peu bizarre.

A year after Kyuubi is defeated Shichibi attacks and is sealed inside a girl, Noriko Rai, and both are adopted by Tsunade, rated for possible lemon in later chapters, mentions of someone nearly being raped, and language, NarutoXoc

Someone's afraid of the daaark! *giggles* some cuteness with Kakashi and Iruka.

a love regretted? or is it?

Our Hero, Tobi will embark on a Legendary Quest to find the Legendary love that lies in the hearts of all and win it over. Join our hero as he takes on this challenge to become a Legendary Hero! Deitobi

Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?

A quaint little snapshot in the same universe as Furry Friend. How did Iruka get that scar? The second in this series of err...hm, not sure what to call them.

Kiba really needs to learn to just shut up.

Polls are up for this story. Character may change!

it's exactly like naruto if kishimoto was doing more heroine....

For most summer is a begining but for Ino Yamanaka it was the end of her perfect life. Her dad moved them to a new big city where they knew no one and the worst of all Ino needs a summer job and she finds one at the luxurious Hyuuga Hotel.Rating may chang

Everyone always said I was a genius but only two people ever saw more, those two said I was kind and caring but to be honest sometimes it's harder to care, this became even more clear after she died. main ShikaIno, later SasuSaku,NaruHina,NejiTen

Kakashi has done many things. Killed many people. It's the life he chose. But still, there is one death he wishes with all his heart he had not caused. Oneshot about the day Haku died.

Yoshino's attempt to play matchmaker for Gaara has failed miserably...now what? Companion to Kashike's Medicine. Gaara

SasuNaru fluffyness involving Sauske bringing food to Naruto while he is in the hospital. Enjoy!

Uma casa simples, uma esposa comum, filhos comuns, paz, sossego... E silêncio. Infelizmente, nem tudo podia ser como Shikamaru queria.

Tsunade comes home after a night of partying to find an unexpected guest. Based off the Song Sex Bomb.

A vantagem de se embebedar é que, na manhã seguinte, você não se lembra de quase nada ocorrido na noite passada.

Naruto-centric A poem that I wrote years ago, and thought matched his thoughts on certain issues. I wait...hear your whisper.. Like the painful Shadow that lingers... Disclaimer. Please review.

Por que para mim, o mundo sempre foi vermelho... Itachi's POV

Tobi convence Deidara e os Akatsukis a fazer uma semana de jogos, mas será que Itachi consegue sobreviver a essa semana? Itachi's POVS

Hinata is inspired. One-shot.

This is a poem about Naruto.Please read it, because it is the first thing I've ever published! Im new, by the way. so go easy on me.