Because Sasuke doesn't really understand why his eyeballs need plucking. And Itachi isn't helping with his 'repressed insanity' finally showing itself. All in all, its been a strange day. Spoiler for Uchiha Madara.

This is where I'll put request stories. The themes are actually pretty interesting. Rated M for language, and some sexual references.

In the course of his information-collecting, Jiraiya's encountered a variety of characters around the world, keeping many as contacts. But now, an odd contact needs his help... to write a guide book on shinobi?

On the run for her life, Sakura has been blamed for the death of her clan along with the Uchiha clan. Now in love with Sasori, the two now Sclass criminals fight to be together while Sakura battles with Itachi and Sasuke to try and have a normal life.

Four years since Naruto has returned to the village and now we get to see what has happened to the original rookie nine. Secrets will be revealed pairings will be made, a stirring revelation awaits.

A girl from another village has come to seek Naruto as a long ago friend... but is she hiding from a dark past and using Naruto and his team mates to help?

Finally, midnights where looking up for her.

Sasuke is gone and Naruto is lonely... BUT someone is there who loves him. Naruto still loves Sasuke, so when he comes back, how does the other guy feel? * other guy can be anyone from Naruto that's not Sasuke or Naruto * Angsty for other guy.

Ino x Sakura. Ino is particularly sensitive to Sakura in one sense.

Sometimes, sh-t just needs to happen for other sh-t to come out. Rated T for language and inappropriate humor.

Shippuden era. What if after the death of her sensei Ino decided she needed to get away from Kohona? Who would she find to train her? What if she ran across a pair of Akatsuki who decided to take her in for her ‘unique’ abilities?

Sasori and Sakura were friends 7 years ago,and they finally meet again. But it's not so great because what Sasori calls friendship is what Sakura calls an obsession.Some Gaasaku

Things have never been easy for Naruto to decide, especially with most people trying to hurt him all the time. But now that everyone is paying attention him things have become even harder to do. Ugh whats a blonde to do. Rated M for language/later lemons.

She was completely invading his personal space right now. "…Neji?" Neji's lips were pulled tight in a grimace.He never lost his cool. Ever. And he wasn't about to lose the title of Mr. Cool because of his moronic, insanely attractive female teammate. NejiTenten

ZeTobi yaoi Aah, my soul is just as icy as you. I'm returning to life in your fingers..... Discontinued

Temari reflects on what used to be and what inevitably will. shikatema oneshot NOT a song-fic. I don't own Naruto or the band Garbage.

Ninguém vai ouvir palavras mudas.Ninguém vai responder perguntas nunca feitas.Mas que gostaria que você me respondesse...Você me ama,Naruto-kun?

Team 8's members aren't doing so hot on working together, Kurenai could tell from just one battle. Kiba is fighting with Akamaru, Shino is as uncaring as ever, and Hinata won't speak up. Kurenai&Asuma cook up a plan to reunite team 8 But will it work...?

I know everybody has done a high school fic...but not like this, Sasuke left and now he's back..what will happen? SasuNaru Yaoi fluff, GaaraXSakura in later chapters

Gaara, Neji and Sasuke talk on MSN and well....Neji and Sasuke don't get along. Actual chat. Warning: Neji bashing

[NarutoXFinalFantasy8] As war brews between Konoha and Iwagakure, a vicious assault sends Naruto and Neji to another land. There, they begin to write their own legend in a world of magic and mercenaries.

Basically a gothic guy falls in love with shikamaru, but it turns out he is in love with Sakura but the guy is in love with sakura too! What's gonna happen? M for slash, sex, swearing, suicidal thoughts and gothicness n not 4 prepz! Plz rate review!

So this story is basically about a character that i made up...and instead or using I or names i put 'you' so plz feel free to send comments or whatever!

Two people who barly had any care from the world come together when they need someone. [DeidaraSakura]

This story is about Deidara and Tayuya's trip back from hell, and possibly after. I'm not to good at summaries, it's better than the summary makes it sound. DeiXTayu KimiXTayu