je suis une vrai tarte pour les résumé et en plus le titre dit! une tantative d'humour certainemen bourré de fotes

The crappiest fanfiction you'll ever read! ChoujixShikamaru Chouji has been having some strange thoughts lately..

She often wondered why she had chosen medical ninjutsu as her path. [Oneshot]

When Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten are forced to attend a high school in Tokyo they make new friends, new rivals, new love, and when everything is good..the boys show up! HinaNaru, InoShika, TenNeji, and SakuSasu there will be other pairs w the girls!

NaruHP: After nearly a year of being an offduty Shinobi, Naruto is forced into helping protect a school full of witches and wizards. At least he doesn't have to go alone.

AU The snapshot moments and unexpected events that define a life. Or lives. Depending which way you squint. [A Hinata centric series of not entirely unrelated oneshots]

One's mother is dead, the other one is hated by their mother. So much for a Happy Mother's Day.

Sakura is trying to make feel Sasuke better in the anniversary of the massacre of his clan. In later chapters they remember how they end up together. Pairing SasuSaku

A possibility for Naruto's second chunin exam. Would this not be awesome? Please read and review!

Being an orphan is never easy. Being a blue skinned, pink haired orphan with outlawed and mostly likely murdered parents, isn't any easier...

Deprived of his clothes, Memories, Warmth, Shelter. Naruto struggles to regain his once loving memories, And live through the hell that is survival.

Sasuke&Sakura. Sasuke and Sakura have an actual conversation... but what's it got to do with strawberries?

[ShikaxIno!] Ino and Shikamaru have to admit they like each other. Maybe with a little push from Sakura, Ino will finally get what she wants! Some lovin! [ON HOLD!]

A short drabble in response to Chapt 347 of the manga. [Spoilers] [SasuNaru]

Gaara made the mistake of losing, now he must pay the price as Naruto flaunts his bragging rights. Not yaoi. Unless you think that way. Behold, Kankurou has yet another sexual identity crisis.

On Hiatus for several months What if when Naruto had the Kyuubi sealed inside of him, he got power over the elements. What if each tail that the Kyuubi had, controlled a different element. Realistic Powerful Naruto not OOC.

I've changed this to a NaruHina OneShot. Everyone's on a date but two people. Sadly, it takes one of their cousins to set the obvious couple up on the cutest ? date that Konoha has ever seen!

This is a 4chapter story of NaruSasu, and slight KakaNaru.

tenten es acojida por gaara, ya que esta en Suna por diversos motivos, pero empieza a quedarse mas dias de lo normal, hasta que suceden ciertas cosas...que uno no esperaba. GaaTen

Neji performs the Sexy jutsu. Gaara gives his opinion on the technique. Featuring feminine,prettyboy!Neji and Superseme,perverted!Gaara. Don't read if you are teetering on the brink of insanity, because this will push you over the edge. GaaraNeji.

just read the title..WARNINGS if u dont like when ppl have their OWN OCs then do NOT read this...ya...so read it and REVIEW or i will NOT continue it...ya that is all just read it...havent decided what character will go with my OC or if adding any more OC

Tsunade announces her successor, but to everyone's surprize, it's the person they'd least expect! Or is it? Oneshot, no pairings

Naruto is dying and makes Kyuubi promise him something.

Dead. Crap. Just... Why are you here? I write better stuff now.

This tastes like kiwi Sasuke and Naruto are stranded. NOT SasuNaru.