Dark Pit and Pandora moved to Minneapolis, Minnesota. There, they used their wrongful death lawsuit money to build a record-breaking mansion on an empty hill. That mansion was 200,000 sq ft, had four floors plus a basement, a spacious front yard with guard dogs meant to scare away intruders, and a backyard pool that was 40 acres.

Whenever they weren't chilling in their mansion, they were going for naked strolls, making love wherever they pleased, no matter who was watching. The naked boy and woman would often jizz on public property, vandalizing whatever they wanted and telling everyone that didn't like it off with, "Just cover your eyes and go away."

They would make a name for themselves, but not in the same that Pit and Palutena did. Instead of being respected for bring peace, Pittoo and Pandora wanted to be feared. Every time they caught someone saying something mean and nasty to make their victims break down in tears, both the nude boy and the nude woman would be outraged, then capture the instigators, imprison, and enslave them as punishment for making people cry. Nothing would make them consider setting their prisoners free except for when their friends and/or families paid outrageous amount of money and promised to make them behave.

As of now, 100 different individuals that hurt others with irrational anger that they failed to control were forced to work for Dark Pit and Pandora, apparently forever since no one would (or could) pay for their release, being either too disappointed or not having enough moolah. Slaves had to do chores, including cooking, cleaning the house, shopping and paying with their own money, doing laundry, fixing or replacing anything that was broken, feeding the guard dogs, mowing the lawn, cleaning the pool, making beds, and drying off the nudies after every bath and shower. Those who were arrested slept in the basement but had to sleep on the floor there were no mattresses or blankets, and alarms were set to make them wake up at 4AM every day.

Sometimes, some of those heartbreakers would cry, begging for a second chance, but the boy with black hair and the woman with blue would shoot them down, stating, "You had your chance and blew it. There's no place for harsh words on our watch."

Other captives would outright refuse to do what they were told, or even try to escape, but Dark Pit and Pandora would simply execute them by shooting or stabbing them and feed their corpses to the guard dogs.

Their legacy was considered extremist. On one hand, some parts of the town believed that Dark Pit and Pandora taking people away from their families and friends and imprisoning them for the rest of their lives to teach them a lesson for spewing vicious, grief-inducing, going-way-too-far verbal attacks was disproportionate. However, on the other hand, the rest of the city thought it was for the best since crime rate had gone down, and examples were made of people that were to other people what Peach was to Mario. No such incident was repeated ever since.


In the morning, Dark Pit and Pandora were in the middle of a public park, masturbating naked to porn of themselves on laptops they brought with them, porn of them started on the first day that they fucked in Minneapolis. The black-haired boy giggled when the blue-haired woman gave him a kiss on the cheek. He returned the affection by kissing her lips while leaned back against the fountain, butts squishing against the ground.

While Dark Pit and Pandora were naked in public, around 10 people took pictures and videos of the naked angel and goddess. They were definitely pleased with attention they both got and the content they both found online. Comments would all describe Dark Pit being adorable and handsome to women and Pandora being beautiful and seductive to men. Soon, the bare boy and woman stopped looking at their laptops and looked at each other, the former whispering, "I wish the crowd was a little bigger."

Pandora cooed back, "Me too, but everyone else is back at home, doing hard time for replicating you-know-what."

"Right."

"Besides, as long as at least several people can see what we are doing now and like it, I'm not complaining."

"Same."

Dark Pit smiled as Pandora moved their computers aside to kneel down in front of him. He spread his legs so she could fondle the sex organ between them. As Dark Pit's penis was kissed softly by his wife, he watched several videos of them having public sex. A giggle was heard when Pandora squeezed Dark Pit's buttocks.

Pandora was commanded by Pittoo by switch places. Once they took each other's spots, he rubbed Pandora's vagina while she watched some more videos of them making love. She giggled when Dark Pit kneeled down and planted soft kisses on her vulva.

A few minutes later, Dark Pit and Pandora started looking for porn of other people. Pittoo happily fondled his penis while looking at women being naked in public, Pandora sucked her nipples and fingered her vagina as she was turned by men being nude in public.

After some more masturbation, Pandora lied down on her stomach after Dark Pit ordered her. She moved her blue hair to expose her back and butt to him, then he leaned on his left elbow and placed his right hand on Pandora's buttocks, caressing the soft skin on that thicc butt. Pittoo got up to straddle her lower body, sliding in the pussy between Pandora's smooth bare behind.

Pittoo massaged Pandora around her shoulders and down her back. In the horniest way she could speak with, Pandora asked, "What are you doing to me, Dark Pit?"

With a sweet giggle, Dark Pit answered, "Touching your naked skin. Your body is beautiful, and the silkiness of your skin is proof. Just enjoy what I'm doing, Pandora."

"What about the hot videos?"

It took a second for Dark Pit to think, then he had an idea which was to place the laptops against the side of the fountaint and right in front of Pandora's face so they both could see themselves and other people streaking and fucking in public. While watching more explicit content on two screens at once, Pandora made a deep sigh as she felt Dark Pit roam his hands over her arms and massage every muscle he could find. The long movements of his warm skin against hers made her feel relished and content, like every muscle inside of her was relaxing, hoping that he would touch them.

Dark Pit worked his way down both of Pandora's legs, massaging her thighs as she wiggled her back and butt. His fingers could be felt on the inside of Pandora's thighs, and she spread her legs a little to give Pittoo more room. As Dark Pit lingered in that area, he was slowly moving down to Pandora's knees before massaging the muscles on her inner legs. Now, Dark Pit's cock was fucking Pandora's pussy. She felt expectation rise inside of her as she wanted Pittoo to make her pussy cum.

Before he did, Dark Pit was kneading Pandora's ass cheeks until she tightened her muscles in response. Pandora felt as if an inner button had been pressed and she felt moisture gather in her pussy as Pittoo was massaging her bare bottom. Moving up to her lower back, Pandora squirmed as Dark Pit moved his hands into the juncture of her back. She looked at porn of herself and Dark Pit on both laptops as she moaned, "God, that feels so good."

Pandora felt Dark Pit's naked body was felt against her equally nude body as he still straddled her. Pittoo bent forward and she felt his warm chest against her back and his cock against Pandora's bottom, then he lowered himself and sat just beneath her ass, before leaning forward. That allowed her to feel his hands moving her ass cheeks aside as Dark Pit demanded, "Spread your legs, Pandora."

Complying, Pandora spread her legs and she could feel Dark Pit push his dick between her thighs before he leaned forward again. At the same time, Pandora felt Dark Pit against her rear and his dick pushed against her cunt. He kept on massaging her back, raising himself as he rolled softly against her at the same time. Feeling Dark Pit touch many pleasure points at the same time made Pandora gasp while the warmth against her back and his member's insistent push against her clitoris made her moisten inside. Curiously, Pandora wondered if Pittoo could feel her swollen sex lips and if he realized how wet she'd become. Just thinking about it made her even wetter.

Meanwhile, the crowd had increased to 20 different men and women, one man said to them in a hushed tone, "Sir, ma'am, there are kids around here. This is a public park."

She scoffed, "Just cover their eyes and take them away from this place."

Pittoo hissed as he pounded his wife, "You said it, hon. We do not yield to anyone."

At that point, one laptop showed a woman walking nude in public and the other showed a man walking nude in public. Unable to prevent herself from pushing her ass back against Dark Pit, Pandora felt him pushing his cock against her clit back and forth as a result. The friction increased as Pittoo simulated the sexual movements only on the outside of her naked body. It provided great stimulation and Pandora raised her hips higher.

Pandy then felt her husband lift her hips a little more, letting her support her body on her knees and hands. Her ass was up in the air and Dark Pit pushed her back down when she tried to lift into a bridge, saying, "Stop there. All fours is good."

"Whatever you say, sweetie."

His legs were placed on the outside of Pandora's thighs as Pittoo held on to her haunches and pulled her toward him, aiming his cock directly at her clit and pushed. It seemed like Pandora's body was hungering for something to fill her channel and she rocked against Dark Pit, feeling him move his left hand underneath her belly and head for her clit. She gasped as Dark Pit fingered her clit, arousing Pandora even more as he roamed his finger against her clit around and around before giving the center a slight touch.

Dark Pit felt Pandora shiver and her entire bare body tighten. A moan escaped from her lips as Pittoo bent forward and kissed her neck, sucking her soft skin and increasing the excitement. This time, Pandora gasped out loud while pleading, "Pittoo, make me climax already!"

"Don't worry, I know how to make it happen. Also, don't tell me what to do. That's my thing."

"Right."

Hoping that Dark Pit would get on with whatever he planned on doing, Pandora asked him, "You wanna lift me up and place me down so that you can have your lap straddled by me with my back against your front?"

"Great idea. I'll do it."

In the new position, Dark Pit was sitting on his knees behind Pandora, who felt Pittoo's cock against her ass and lower back. Pandora longed to have Dark Pit invade as many inches of her channel as he possibly could for the sake of her wonderful arousal. Dark Pit spread Pandora's legs wider, letting her back rest against his chest as Pittoo fondled Pandora's breasts and squeezed the nipples slightly. Another wave of warmth spread from her nipples and down into her vulva. He held his right hand over her breast, holding her in place while he moved his left hand between her legs.

With Dark Pit rubbing Pandora's clitoris slightly, she lifted her beautiful body before coming down again. Feeling Dark Pit's dick against Pandora's butt crack made both of them hear each other groan as her motion had rubbed his cock between their nude bodies. As Pandora's beautiful naked body warmed to Pittoo's touch, the arousal spread to her clit, leading to her emitting involuntary moans in anticipation of more.

Slowly, Dark Pit pushed a finger inside of Pandora's pussy, making her spread her legs wider and lean back against him. Pittoo squeezed her left nipple at the same time and Pandora gasped, "More, Dark Pit. I beg of you."

Softly, Pittoo giggled, "I love when you beg submissively."

Pandora felt Dark Pit's finger retreat and press against her walls, pushing and widening her opening as Pandora felt herself stretching when it seemed that Pittoo had inserted another finger inside of her. The feeling of being full was intense, Pandora lifted herself before coming down again, feeling Dark Pit's fingers venturing further inside of her. Even though she tried to look down, Dark Pit's hand was covering Pandora's pussy and he had moved his thumb over her clit, her whole bare body was being inflamed.

It just kept feeling more intense that Pandora tightened every muscle inside of her, feeling Dark Pit stroke her clitoris and pushing her over the edge at the same time. Riding Dark Pit's fingers in earnest, Pandora screamed in pleasure before lifting up and taking them inside again, fucking herself on his fingers as she felt Pittoo surround her at every angle.

A wave of intense pleasure rushed through Pandora as her body convulsed in a long serious of contractions from her orgasm. She had to move the laptops out of the way so they wouldn't accidentally short them out with their cum. Dark Pit held Pandora tightly to him, and she felt him rub himself against her before he climaxed. His semen coated her backside, and she held on to his arms to avoid falling. She could still feel his fingers inside of her channel.

As they sat breathing, Dark Pit slowly removed his fingers from Pandora, then turned her sideways and let them both lie down on the floor. His right hand was still placed around her breast.

Stretching out her legs, Pandora snuggled against Dark Pit's warm body and felt as content as she'd ever been. Dark Pit dropped a kiss on her lips and cheeks before settling on top of her and holding her arms down, Pandora kissed Pittoo deeply in return and said, "Can you believe all the hot photos and videos we're in?"

"Yeah. Can you believe how many videos with other males and females being completely naked in public are online?"

"Sure can. Can you believe they all get away with it?"

"Yes. After all, we're going to keep giving people reasons to make more and more. Now let's get back home before some prisoner breaks out."