Day two, After the little incident yesterday, Chandler decided to treat himself for a little breakfast,
"Ok, it's my second day here in the, Loud House or whatever they call it, I wonder what's there to eat…" Chandler said to himself,
"Perhaps I can be of assistance…"
"GAH!"
Chandler got frightened by a new voice, and turned around, and saw a little girl, looking about 5 years of age, with brown hair, wearing glasses, a green sweater and brown sweater
It was Lisa Loud,
"Oh, it's just you, uhhh, Liso?" Chandler tried to remember her name,
"You were actually slightly 99.98 correct on guessing my name, it's actually Lisa Loud, and, I also noticed that your injuries are hindering you from achieving your early meal, Street Name: Breakfast."
"Well, yeah, kinda, but I was just gonna get myself some cereal."
"Oh Pshaw, that doesn't have the necessary proteins to provide the right energy for your body, which is why I decided to build you, a Culinary Droid."
Lisa brought out a remote, and clicked the button,
ZZZZZZ!
A Toaster near them started to crackle electricity, and then
CHI CU KA KUR KEY! (Imagine the Transformation Sound from the Transformers G1 Franchise)
The toaster transformed into a mechanical figure, in other words
A robot….
Chandler was surprised, who would've thought that a 5 year old create such a cool robotic design,
"Uh, wow!, was not actually expecting that." Chandler said in shock
"Yep, I call it RonaldMC Whammer Slammer or Wh4Mr5laMr, of course I was going call to call it Breakfast Bot, but, that one's already taken."
In Great Lakes City
There she was, the best friend of Ronnie Anne, Sid Chang, who was currently working on Breakfast Bot
but then,
ACHOO!
she sneezed
"Huh, I could've sworn someone was talking about Breakfast Bot…" Sid said in surprise
"So….this little machine can make like any meal, at my command?" Chandler asked
"Precisely, observe, Ronald, make me a Eggs Neptune." Lisa ordered the robot
ZZZZZ
"Processing: Eggs Neptune."
SIZZLE!, CHOP!, SLICE!, CHOMP!
The insides of the Whammer Slammer started to work it's mechanics, and then-
DING!
"Served: Eggs Neptune."
The robot opened it's chest, and a claw from it, brought out a plate with the Eggs Neptune, which is like an Eggs Benedict, except this variation uses crab meat is used as a replacement for ham or bacon.
"Whoa…" Chandler was impressed, this Loud sure has talent!
….
yeah….talent…
The McCann boy quickly shook off his thoughts, and looked at the robot
"Ok my friend, have a quick go at it." The Genius Loud assured
Chandler looked at RonaldMC, and grinned
"Ok bot, time for you to make me a-"
"A Knuckle Sandwich?"
"A Knuckle Sanwich- wait what?"
Chandler slowly turned around, and saw a girl, about 14 years of age, has brown hair, donning a ponytail, and is wearing a shorts and a jock shirt with a red number 1 on it
It was Lynn Loud Jr,
Lynn was just glaring at the red haired boy, slowly playing with her bat by balancing it on her hand by the flat end of the handle,
"I was gonna go into the kitchen to eat one of my leftover hoagies, but then all of a sudden, I see YOU, doing something with one of my baby sisters." Lynn stated coldly
"I'm 5 Years of Age!, technically not a baby!" Lisa protested, though the Jock Sister ignored it
"Listen up, ChanDUR!, I know my dorky brother would have good faith in the people he trust, that's what I love about him with all my heart, but if you ever hurt him or any of my siblings in any other way, I, Will, Hurt, YOU…." The Jock Sister snarled as she pointed her bat at him
Chandler quickly held his hands up in defense
"O-Okay!, no harm will come to any of your siblings, I promise!"
ZZZZZ!
"ERROR! ERROR!, CAN'T PROCESS: KNUCKLE SANDWICH!" The Chef Bot started to spiral out of control when it accidentally heard Lynn Jr's request of a Knuckle Sandwich
"Oh Dear!, I should've programmed it to see the difference between real food and fake sustenance!" Lisa cried
"HERE'S SOME PORK KNUCKLES!" The RonaldMC opened it's chest, and started to fire actual pig knuckles, blasting at the Kids
PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!
"DUCK!" Chandler yelled
"Actually it's Swine-GAH!" Lisa was picked up by Lynn Jr and Chandler as they ran toward the table, and flipped it to the side to shield it from the robot's assault,
"How do we turn it off Lisa!?" Lynn shouted
"Well it's simple, there is an emergency shut off button on the back, all we have to do is…wait, where's our Red-Haired Guest?" Lisa took notice that Chandler was gone, Lynn however, snarled at that,
"I knew it! I KNEW IT! HE JUST DITCHED US JUST LIKE THAT!" Lynn snarled as she held her bat
"Lynn! Wait! Don't!" Lisa pleaded, but was too late
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Lynn leapt at the Chef Bot, and raised her bat and swung it down right at the head-
BONK!
although, that was proven a mistake!
"ERROR! ERROR! MEAT MUST BE BEAT!" The Robot's claws turned into a Meat Hammer and-
WHACK!
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Whacked Lynn across the Kitchen, and into the table, breaking it…
"Lynn!, are you ok 5th eldest sibling?" Lisa asked worriedly
"Ow….is that all you got, Chef BoyarDUMB?" Lynn groaned, until the robot raised its both it's claw and-
BUZZZZZZZ!
BLAHSSSST!
Turned into a Buzzsaw and a Flamthrower
"TIME TO PREP FOR TONIGHT'S SPECIAL!" The Chef Bot buzzed threateningly as it was about to slice the sister into bits!
Lynn looked horrified, and shielded the frightened Lisa, and closed her eyes, awaiting her demise
until-
"LEAVE MY SISTERS ALONE YOU METALHEAD!"
The Chefbot looked to the side, and saw it was Chandler, who jumped at the bot with Lynn's bat and-
SMASH!
Swung the bat right at the robot's legs, making it trip to the ground, it tried to use it's Buzzsaw to slice at Chandler, only to have it get swung off clean by the bat,
The McCann boy walked over to it, and looked down at the damaged robot…
"W-wHaT WouLd YoU LikE tO EAtzzz?" The Chefbot short circuited
Chandler raised the bat in the air with both hands, and then,
"Nuts and Bolts." Chandler sneered
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
The McCann boy smashed repeatedly down onto Chef Ronald M40 Wh4Mr5laMr to shreds (I regret nothing), and whacked the head off clean, and then smashed the head to bits, after he was done, he dropped the bat to the floor and glared down at the robot….
"Take that, you piece of scrapped metal and food trash!" Chandler snarled down at the destroyed machine, after that, he looked toward the two Loud Sister in concern
"Are you guys ok?, I'm sorry for leaving, but I had to wait for the right moment-WHOA!" Chandler was cut off when he felt someone hug his leg, it turned out to be Lisa, who was tearfully hugging him
"T-thank you f-for the miraculous save!, If it wasn't for you, we'd be nothing more than diced-up Loud Flambé or Fricassee!" Lisa cried
Chandler was surprised, but slowly patted her head assuringly
"Hey, it's fine, I'm just glad your safe, BECAUSE!, Loud would just give me an earful if something bad happened you…" Chandler assured, though he had to make sure Lincoln will never find out about this..
"I'm sorry your breakfast wasn't quite what you were expecting…" The Genius Loud apologized, though the McCann boy waved it off
"Eh, it's no big deal..I'll just grab some cereal, that's all, just go clean up your mess, and yourself…."
"Affirmative…"
Lisa quickly summoned Todd, and cleaned up the remains of Ronald
"I ToLd YoU ThIs VeRsIoN oF BrEaKfAsT BoT iS DeFecTiVe…" Todd informed
"….Save it Todd…" Lisa said blankly,
After they left, Chandler then looked down at the stunned Lynn Jr, he walked over to her, and gave her a hand
"You ok?" He asked
The Jock Sister looked at his hand, and then at him, and slowly grabbed it, and was helped back standing up
"Uh…yeah, t-thanks for uh, saving us…" Lynn thanked shockingly
"Eh, like I said, no big deal, so, you wanna eat?" Chandler handed her a bowl full of chocolate cereal
Lynn looked at the bowl, and then back at him, and couldn't help, but actually…smile
"Sure, thanks!"
Chandler and Lynn sat down and ate their cereal together, though, the Jock Sister couldn't help but wonder
'Did he call us his, sisters?, and is he really a bad guy?'
unknown to them, they were being watched by a pink dress and tiara wearing Loud Sister
'Oh no!, you are not backing out on dealing with this intruder!, if you won't get rid of him, I will!'