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The clash of metal echoes throughout the desolate hellscape at the now destroyed Qliphoth. The tree which represented the opportunity for any demon to become a god lay barren and ruined as two figures continue their awesome battle. Upon closer inspection, the figures are not alone as hundreds of dead demonic bodies lay around them, foolish enough to attempt to stop them. The figures were in the shape of two men who looked identical to one another. Two silver haired brothers locked into eternal sibling rivalry.
The battle took a turn when Dante sprang up, swung his sword over his head and kept Vergil pinned down. Sparks flew between the swords of each brother. "Vergil, as much as I enjoy our brotherly 'bonding', don't you think it's finally time to talk to Nero?"
Vergil with all his strength pushed back Dante and his blade a foot away and promptly let out a long sigh. "What? Tired already, Dante?"
"You know it." Biting down a remark, Dante flashed a cheeky grin and sat down when he regained his footing. After getting more comfortable, Dante releases his sword. Dante urged Vergil on. "We've had some time to make up and now it's Nero's turn to get some of your amazing 'affection'."
Vergil joined him and sat down himself and in a manner very much unlike him slumped his shoulders down. "I was afraid of reaching that point." Dante's face turned serious and let out a sigh. "Vergil, you aren't alone anymore. And you owe Nero some answers. I'll be there too for what it's worth."
Vergil laughed. "Fate must really curse me if they have my little brother lecture me about being a good father."
Dante picked up a rock nearby and lightly threw it at Vergil who didn't move a muscle and let it hit him. Vergil remained unfazed and simply stared at the rock which bounced off of him. Memories of simpler times floated on his mind.
"Remember that time when we were having a competition of who can throw a rock farther?" Vergil asked, his gaze not leaving the rock.
"How can I not? That was the last time we were able to play with rocks anywhere near the house." Dante smiled as recalled the memory.
"And I taunted you so much that you tried to hit me with your rock." Vergil lifted his gaze off the rock and smiled at Dante.
"Mom was right there when I tore a hole in that wall." Dante laughed at the image of himself being grounded. Vergil joined in as well and the two brothers shared one of their first laughs in a very long time.
Time passed and Vergil got up with his hand on his knee. "It is high time for me to finally catch up with my son."
"You admitting that makes you better than dad." Dante flashed his cheeky grin as he too got up.
Vergil snickered at the comment and brought forth Yamato. The sword capable of tearing up space and giving them a fast way out of Hell. With the blade drawn, Vergil slashed vertically and then horizontally leaving a cross shaped cut in the air. The cross then opened up revealing a portal. Darkness and seams of purple encompassed the portal.
"Did I ever tell you how cool that looks?" Dante said as he stepped near the portal.
"With my little brother's approval, my portal opening days continue." Vergil ushered Dante on.
Dante gave him a nod and entered the portal. Vergil turned to his back and stared at the surrounding ruins. He took a deep breath in and let it out, after which he promptly followed his brother. The portal reverted to the cross cut and eventually ceased to exist leaving nothing but unadulterated space.
Far above the place where the brothers left, a mass of darkness manifested and inside this darkness a set of three crimson orbs sparked.
"A farewell gift for the both of you."
Countless doors encompassed the sky and seemed to stretch to infinity. Below the sky, grassy fields and flowery hills filled the ground. Nearby a group of shaken and distraught hunters and fiends stare at their surroundings with worry. The group of people were all sorts of devil hunters, hybrids, and fiends. A light brown haired man in a suit spoke up and voiced what everyone was thinking.
"Where are we!?" Kusabe speaks with worry in his face.
Two individuals regained their bearing and regarded the people around them. The first to talk out of the two is a brown haired girl with a ponytail.
"Huh? What's-" Kobeni notices a familiar man with a topknot hairstyle. "It's Hayakawa's group…"
Aki Hayakawa approaches two incapacitated men on the ground. One man was only dressed with swimming trunks and had the snout of a shark acting as his pair of eyes. The other was wearing a shirt vest with a chainsaw cord sticking out of said shirt. Aki knelt beside the latter.
"Huh? Denji? What the hell happened to you?" Aki voiced and pulled on the chainsaw cord.
Denji began to squirm and wiggle until a small part of a chainsaw gruesomely formed out of his forehead.
"Owwwww!" Denji squirmed as the chainsaw tore out of his skin. "Damn!."
A white haired woman with an eyepatch noticed this commotion and stared over Denji with indifference in her cold eyes.
"He isn't turning into Chainsaw Man fully… Must not have enough blood." Quanxi cooly stated and lifted her eye to meet Aki who was already in a ready battle stance.
Before taking a step, Quanxi stated "Temporary truce. Something's wrong with the fiends." As she said this she looked over to the three fiends: Power, a pink haired blood fiend with red horns sticking out her head, Pingtsi, a black haired fiend with a monstrous looking ponytail, and Long, a shaggy black haired fiend with two black horn protruding out of her head.
Power was hunched down and looking perturbed.
Pingtsi was staring at the sky flabbergasted. "Why!? Why are we here?"
Long was looking around cautiously and started being autistic.
Another fiend, Galgali, was lying down and being tended by Kobeni.
"Ahhhh, feels bad, feels bad, feels bad." Galgali said through his plague doctor mask.
Aki, feeling something was not right, looked towards his partner, Angel, and asked "Angel! Do you know what this place is?"
Angel, a feminine looking young man with flowing orange hair and a halo above his head, also felt worried and gave the worst news to the group.
"We're finished… This… is hell… it's Hell's scent." Angel stated with his wings turned to the group behind him. "It's hard to believe but we've been cast into hell by a devil's power."
Denji continues to wriggle in pain as Angel's words sweep through the group thereby increasing the tension in the air even more.
Quanxi, feeling numb from this revelation, turned to her girlfriends. "Long… Pingtsi. Is there a way to escape from here?"
Long was only able to reply with pained grunts and as for Pingsti, she tried to speak through her pain and tears.
"Lady Quanxi… I feel like I'm losing my mind." Tears overflow her eyes and nose soon gets stuffed. "We're being watched… We're being watched by a dangerous devil."
The group stared at the sky and it seemed to have an effect as the doors became ever more expansive.
"Far beyond here… Devils far more dangerous than some gun devil… The devils with the names of primal fears are watching us." The group tensed at her words carefully remembering the power of the Gun Devil and trying to comprehend a power stronger than it.
"Ah!" Pingtsi yelped as soon she felt power and doom entering her senses. "Ahhh! It's already over! We're doomed! We're doomed! It's here-"
Pingtsi cries were interrupted when a portal appeared in the sky.
The group entered a battle stance and awaited for whatever monstrosity would appear.
The screeching of a motorcycle filled the air followed by an eerily jolly voice.
"Wooooohoooooooo!"
A black batlike motorcycle appeared out of the portal carrying what appeared to be two men with one man at the end hanging on for dear life.
The motorcycle screeched to a stop just several feet away from the group of hunters and fiends. The man in the back being visibly angry directed his wrath to his companion with a hand chop to his head. This caused the two of them to tumble to the ground and allowed the group to see the motorcycle closer as it dropped towards them. Upon closer inspection, the motorcycle differed from the average bike seeing as it has two blades facing its front.
Power forgetting where she was at the moment drooled at the sight and promptly gave the motorcycle a compliment.
"Sweet fucking ride!" She yelled as her eyes shined.
The two men stopped their bickering and looked at one another confused. And as they stopped bickering it was clear to the group that the two men were foreigners. They also looked identical and the two started conversing again in English. This continued on until the silver haired man garbed in black leather drew a sign in the air and which then disappeared into sparks.
"A spell I learned in the many books of the Temen-ni-gru." The man in black said in perfect Japanese.
The silver haired man garbed in red leather turned to the group and ignored their worried faces and battle stance.
"Hello citizens of Japan! My brother and I would like to know where we are!" Dante loudly exclaimed as he eyed the strange group.
Aki was the first to respond and demanded "How did you two get here?"
Dante turned to Vergil confused and finally noticed the odd scenery around them.
"Oh shit." Dante sighed and looked around his surroundings. "What the hell is this?"
"Dante, I believe we are still in Hell." Vergil interrupted his brother and also scanned their surroundings. "It has the same energy around the place we left but different in tones."
"Hmmm maybe that was why your portal was taking so long to get us here." Dante mused as he stared at the sky above.
"Wait wait wait, a portal? So can you guys get us out of here?" Pingtsi said as she rubbed her eyes of her tears. Maybe they can be saved after all.
"Sure, I don't know how you guys got over here but my brother and I can help you guys leave this shit hole." Dante said as he earned a glare from his brother. "The name's Dante and this here is my brother Vergil!"
Aki and the rest of his group lowered their battle stance but still kept a cautious distance between the two brothers. This sudden peace was short lived as the fiends began to clutch their heads in pain.
"Gahhh this presence! There are so many of them!" Pingtsi sobbed as tears flowed out of her eyes like a fountain.
One by one the doors in the sky creaked open and spilled black goo on the ground. All around the group and brothers a mass of darkness engulfed the surrounding areas around them. Soon the darkness gave shape to varying demonic figures. And as the last door opened and the final demon came to be, a dark chorus permeated the area.
"Blood of Sparda… You do not belong here…"
Dante whistled and placed his hands in his pockets while Vergil only glared at his prey. The devils chant true meaning was only heard to the two brothers and a certain devil. The hunters and fiends only looked on as they felt fear beyond death as these beings can achieve more than just killing them.
A devil of odd proportions, two bodies acting as its legs, four bodies acting as its torso, and with an arrangement of skulls as its head, stepped towards the group. Tolka, a light haired man of the group approached the devil.
Dante was about to stop him until a firm grip from Vergil stopped him in his tracks. "Let's wait and watch for now."
Tolka knelt before the Darkness Devil and said "I am the Doll Devil. I've brought you Chainsaw's heart as per the contract. Please give me the power to kill Makima."
Denji began to protest after hearing Tolka's pleas. The Darkness Devil then lifted Tolka up and decapitated the man. It was at this moment the brothers decided to intervene.
Dante held out his hand and summoned his will manifest: Devil Sword Dante. The group stared at the beastly weapon with shock and greed at the power it exhumed.
"Hoooh boy, I knew it was going to be fun to live with you but even this I did not see hahaha!" The Future Devil laughed in Aki's mind.
Aki cursed his luck and dreaded the implications of what the Future Devil just said. He can only his partners would be safe from the the events to come.
Quanxi stared at the sword and knew something was different from these men. 'Definitely not a hybrid, these two are dangerous. I can't risk fighting them.'
"That's fucking sick!" Denji and Power yelled.
Dante smiled at the two and turned his attention to the rest of the group. "Sorry to bother you guys but we might have to shake this place around a bit and show these devils who's the top dog, and seeing as how you guys are acquainted with devils I hope that we don't scare you." His words did not calm them one bit.
Vergil stepped past Dante and immediately assumed his true devil form. An explosion of blue flames followed his step. The explosion knocked the fiends and hunters flat on the ground and as they regained their bearings what they saw next made them wish they were still on the ground.
What once was a man was now a infernal being coated with razor demonic scales head to toe. Two large hones oozed out blue flames sporting a draconic visage with blue steel eyes. The upper chest of the devil caved in to a v shape that exposed the blue leathery skin within. The forearms were armored up with what appeared to be like gauntlets oozing out the same blue flames from the horns. The legs and feet were no longer human in shape as scales and claws contorted his figure. One long silver tail adorned the end of his coat of scales along with four leathery wings.
Angel stared at the being with fear. Every ounce of his being screamed to run away.
Aki bent down on one knee scared and surprised. The Future Devil was silent and the fear he sensed within his right eye only enhanced his own.
Pingsti and Long huddled behind Quanxi who herself struggled to maintain standing.
Kobeni became a sobering mess and Galgali could only stare at mute shock.
Beam awoke from the explosion and endured the fear and surprise of what he saw to bring himself closer to his lord and savior whose only response was to stare at the transformation with his mouth wide open.
The power within Vergil made the air thick and heavy. It was then gone in a second as Vergil teleported towards the Darkness Devil and stared at it, daring it to do something foolish. The creature raised one of its arms and pointed at Vergil. Less than a second it raised its arms, it found that the rest of its limbs were all cut.
"Scum."
At those words the creature felt true fear and the remaining body of the Darkness Devil disappeared to a mass of darkness on the ground. Vergil, not having been sated, teleported again. A blue blur entered the sea of darkness and immediately a swath of darkness was replaced by a sea of blood.
"And he calls me a showoff." Dante winked at the group and assumed his cheeky grin. "Don't worry, we're the good guys."
The group can only stare with their jaws open as he immediately did a back flip and decapitated an approaching devil on his way down. The remains of the devil flopped to ground and its blood decorated his sword. With a spin of his arm he swung his will in a circular motion and out came smaller swords of flame that floated in the air. The swords then circled around the ground forming a barrier to stop any other foolish devils.
Aki snapped out of his stupor and managed to find Prinz's head halfway up in the ground. It was odd to find the normally stoic Prinz to be also flabbergasted by the brothers display of power.
"Prinz! Is there any way we can get out of here?" Aki desperately asked, knowing that nothing can be done.
Prinz remained silent as she relayed the information to Makima who also became very silent when she witnessed the power of the brothers.
"Sparda… Where have I heard that name before?" Makima pondered as she continued to watch the brothers in earnest.
Quanxi slumped her shoulders and hugged her girlfriends. "Fuck, maybe I can retire after all and just live with you girls." Long and Pingtsi were shocked out of their awe and all hugged Quanxi back. Kusabe and Tamaoki can only look at bewilderment and feel vaguely useless at the situation at hand.
A sleek white cowboy hat appeared in the hands of Dante and as he brought up it to his head, he struck an odd pose that captured the attention Denji and Power. A shadowlike scarf soon flowed down to his leather coat. Seeing his very open stance, a devil ran towards Dante intending to smite him for his foolish action only to be met with a kick from him as he twirled around and dropped a hat on top of the devil's head.
"What the fuck is this!?" The devil screamed as they struggled to get the hat off of them.
"I wouldn't worry about that if I were you." Dante said as he struck another pose and tipped his hat down. Wondering what he was talking about the devil inquisitively looked around and felt something coming for him in the air. It looked up only to realize too late of the danger approaching. A red orb the size of a small meteor landed on top of this unfortunate devil. Blood oozed out underneath the giant red orb. Dante smirked and started shooting red orbs out of his finger guns to any approaching devil.
Angel, Kobeni, and Violence didn't put their defenses down and remained alert to any devil that can escape the brothers' notice but to their surprise none have managed to get close to them. They all seem to target the two brothers.
"Prinz, this is enough, call me." Makima made her decision and she would rather teleport Denji out now while the brothers are busy. Prinz then fully emerged from her hiding spot and came to view the group.
"What the hell? You were here the whole time?" Power asked, clearly tired from cheering Dante on.
Prinz then got herself zipped in half and Makima came out of her now lifeless body.
The rest of the group only stared in mute shock because they were frankly tired.
Quanxi stared at Makima with cold indifference. "There is really no way for us to kill you huh?"
Makima simply smiled at her and directed her attention to Denji. Denji, feeling the gaze of his master, turned around and showed his excitement.
"Makima, these guys suddenly showed up outta nowhere and totally kick ass!" Denji yelled happily, not questioning how Makima arrived in Hell.
"Denji, be a good boy and stay put." Makima commanded and Denji obeyed. Makima then directed her attention to the decapitated head of Tolka and placed it under her control. Placing her hand on its head. She commands "Hell Devil. I offer you all of myself. So please.. Send us back."
Dante turned around and met the eyes of the Makima and shivered. "Damn, what a creepy woman."
With the command spoken, the scenery changed.
A/N: And that's a wrap. I might continue it but who knows. First fanfic in a long ass while. It's pretty ass but I hope you guys enjoyed it. Also there needs to be more Chainsawman and Devil May Cry crossovers.