A bowel movement, a dirty privy, two revenge seeking Ra'zac, what could possibly go wrong on the perfect date? This is another one of those delightful crack fics, and as a result I strongly caution readers to think carefully before choosing to read this, as mental scarring will insue. Rated T for a blatant display of immaturity and some bloodshed.

Escape is as never as simple as the stories make it out to be. Escape from Gil'ead is nearly impossible for a single person, let alone three. Escape for two can be possible when a single man makes a sacrifice for the sake of his friends. AU

Set towards the end of Inheritance. The story follows Arya as she returns back to Du Weldenvarden. Follow Arya as she tries to come to terms with what has occurred and what will. I'm bad at summaries so please read and review!

Ten years after the fall of Galbatorix Eragon goes missing leaving behind the newly reformed Dragon Riders who are plagued with disturbing visions. To make matters worse an old enemy is moving to devour alagaesia. ExA MxN WARNING spoilers for Inheritance

complete, finally! Co-written with dark phionix! AU, takes place at the end of Eldest. Eragon and Arya are to pass one last test given them by their mentors Brom and Oromis. They are to lose some sight and power, venturing into our world. They are sent to a school for the blind... More info inside.

Murtagh returns to Eragon and Arya with Thorn, but when Galbatorix finds a way to control Murtagh from the inside, how will the boy fight against him. Story much better than summary, promise... Maybe a hint of Arya/Eragon,but no pairing apart from that.

A guide to our wonderful little friend Mary, and all the complicated works and tricks behind her... not to be taken seriously, ok? please r&r!

Set post Brisingr. Some stories have happy endings. Some stories have sad endings. True stories never end, there is only the next chapter. Join us as the next chapters in the Inheritance Cycle come into being. And yes, I use punctuation.

Angela the Herbalist had said he would never return to Alagaësia, it was his fate; however she was not able to predict how just a single girl could change the Dragon Rider's fate forever.

This is my first attempt at writing a fanfic. I didn't want to plunge into a wholesome story line immediately so its just this ! Hope you all find it entertaining !

A parody of the movie of Eragon, because let's face it, it sucked. Based on iheartmwpp's parodies. It's in script form and rated T for abuse of the english language excessive amount of swearing .

Set after Brisingr. Eragon is angry at his weakness when compared to those he must defeat to find peace. NOTE - This is officialy declared on hiatus for now. More info on my profile. Sorry :

Eragon is having nightmares and it leads him to Arya. Rated T for heavily implied subjects

This story takes place before my other one and the main charachters are nandon lily feanaro and lifian this story will show how they met and there adventures through the war and for a short time after it... I'm new to fanfiction so any review would be great! Thanks again and please read!

No one is surprised to find that a rumor is going around. But everyone is always shocked to find that it is about them.

Eragon and Saphira return to Ellesmera on the eve of the Agaeti Blodhren to visit the land they left behind. Angela gives some unsought advice, Arya picks a fight, flowers reveal a secret, and everyone ends up a lot better off than in Paolini's novel.

Nasuada is trying to rid Alagaesia of the annoyingly horrible pests known as Mary Sues. Unfortunatly it's proving irritatingly difficult. The things simply won't DIE! Murty is having a nervous breakdown, Nas. is close to one too...please read and review

Mainly Murtagh/Nasuada post inheritance, but pretty much ties up everything CP killed and left out...Now Complete :D

The Shadeslayer and the Dragon are known throughout Alagaesia and not everybody is in the throes of graditude. While Eragon works to rebuild a new generation of Riders an ancient evil conspires against him.

Alan is a soldier who has escaped Galbatorix's prisons with the aid of a magic-wielding stranger, but what will he do now that the two most powerful armies in Alagaesia are both after him? Unexpected obstacles await if he can survive long enough-PreEragon

What happens after the final dot? Takes place 50 years after Inheritance ends, focused on Eragon and Arya's romance.

Galbatorix's empire grows stronger. Armies amass...Spells long forgotten are being woven... Swords clash...Alagaësia stirs. Amidst chaos and confusion, love finds a way.

Takes place after the battle of the Burning Plains. Eragon disappears from Alagaësia and finds himself in an entirely new world. What does this mean for the Varden and how will Eragon get back to his world. Rated M for language and eventual ExA.

Post-Inheritance! Read at your OWN RISK! SPOILERS! My take on what happens after Eragon leaves, Eventually ExA SxF. Most likely they will be OOC. R&R Please constructive critisim is appreciated this is my first fanfic. Rated T just for saftey reasons :D

His plan was simple; to go north and be lost to the world. He never expected for her to disrupt his plans.