This isn't real. Why do I have to suffer? What? The Doctor is real? Things like this only happened in fanfiction! Wait, am I not a real person? Am I an OC? Damn it, why can't you make me a Mary Sue instead? Why do you have to torture me? You better make me the center of universe where the main characters are in love with me if I ever survive this, you bastard! TW inside.

Full explanation inside. T for slight innuendo and jokes. Bunch of self-insert adventures with the Doctor. Name changed from: Doctor Who

The Lieutenant is dead and Penelope has dumped his body but she hasn't the faintest notion of how to fly the TARDIS. A small taste of the series to come.

A mundane band AU, for Trope Bingo. "I didn't make you do it," the Doctor said softly. "I covered for you, I helped you… every step of the way. But if you want to be my friend, you can't – " "Friends." Missy laughed shortly, mirthless, and the Doctor tensed, prepared for the worst. "Who do you think I am?"

UNIT is under attack. The Brigadier has to interrupt his leave to sort it out.

Sometimes the Doctor still sees her wife.

The Doctor does a lot of stupid and irresponsible stuff. Too much to keep track of. Luckily, River keeps a list.

The Doctor has been missing her best friend since regenerating. She's unsure where to find her, so she travels back across her own timeline to visit her at her Vault.

The Doctors are off on a shopping trip to restock their TARDISes. Of course, as expected, they get sidetracked. (Includes Doctors Nine to Thirteen)

"Say something nice," Missy requested again, umbrella digging into the rocks beside her. The Doctor looked up through her wet lashes at her oldest friend in the universe, swallowing the lump back from her throat.

Mandy is a human. Red is a Dalek. They fall in love. What happens? Read it and find out! (Not sure on the rating.)

Martha Jones and Tom Milligan are set to take a walk down the aisle someday soon... but how does one delicately handle disclosing former relationships, past heartaches, lives once lived, with one's fiancé? When people from their pasts get involved, and all hell breaks loose, handling anything "delicately" becomes moot!

Katelyn Laurin woke up one day to find herself in a world she's 98% sure is fictional. Of course, how she knows that is a mystery, since she can't seem to remember much other than her name, age, and species, if she is remembering those correctly. The Doctor doesn't seem to trust her, but she has no where else to go, really, so here she is. Sequel "Finding Home" up now

Trapped in a hospital that performs illegal experimets on all kinds of species, the Doctor has to bide her time wisely before escaping. Featuring Captain Jack Harkness and a guest appearance from Martha Jones later on. Whump.

During a trip to Paris, a narrow escape leads the Doctor to an old friend he has never met. And thence to a crashing spaceship and an imploding metacrisis, because it wouldn't be a real vacation without a few crises along the way.

(Inspired by this prompt: Make Terra and Darcy do Llamas in Hats with the DW crew watching.) Crack!fic When everyone looked back, they were say it was all Rose's fault. Even Rose herself. She only wanted them to explain the 'Carl' joke. I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE TWINS!

The Doctor gets an unexpected call from his old friend Captain Jack Harkness who needs him with a problem which only The Doctor knows how to fix...

this was a request made and I missed the question LOL ... sorry about that. The question was ... how can the Doctor read his Sonic? Just a little one-shot to fulfill the request ... better late than never sorry about that. Wow ... annonymous, hope you can forgive me for being a tool LOL

The TARDIS meddles, the Doctor tries to find herself in her past, and Yaz just keeps her company. Sometimes, that's all one needs, though.

The TARDIS never takes her Thief where they want to go. Instead, she always takes them where they need to be.

There is no one who deserves the Doctor's kindness like Professor River Song. Perhaps it is time to let her go.

Sometimes, River appears to the Doctor in her dreams. That is not always a good thing.

She hopes the stars are kinder than to tempt retribution.

An alternative 7th Doctor deals with the situation of being called upon during the events of the Day Of The Doctor. one-shot just having some fun with the Lenny Henry Doctor...with a guest spot of the Tenth Doctor.

The Doctor arrives on Assylon and is captured by the Daleks. Can he and the local populace put their wits together and defeat them? This story is meant to be set in it's own universe and the Doctor isn't actually the 14th.