"I thought he said Time Lords can't get drunk!" River raised an eyebrow. "Rule one…" "The doctor lies" Amy and Rory finished, and continued dragging the Doctor into the TARDIS. It had started, as do most things which end with one dragging an unconscious friend into a blue telephone box, with what seemed like a good idea. A oneshot about a drunk Doctor, rated K plus for intoxication
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete