Kaiju, Heroes, and Hunters... Oh my,
Prologue: He came, we fought, we lived to fight another day,
Japan, the year 2997,
We open near a military facility, where three people and one er animal? we'll go with that, lay in wait, One was a man clad entirely in admiral blue armour white arctic accents, not a single feature of his could be distinguished,
The other person- er monster? monsters? whatever, was a large two headed monster called an Ettin, he wore simple armour that seemed to be kept together using police tape, and had two large (for normal people they were) tanks on their back, the right head had a deep blue Mohawk while the left wore a red baseball cap that had the team name MonSTYARS, unlike most of their kind they had four arms instead of the usual two, why? freaks from birth,
And with them was a creature called a Grimm, specifically a manticore that the man in blue had resurrected,
Clearly they were all top agents who took every job seriously,
"Who wants marshmallows?" Asked the blue clad reaper, the manticore near him howled in agreement,
"You serious?" asked the large Ettin's right head, while the right one seemed more focused on punching a tree, "You realise we're on a job right?"
"We are?" the left head asked, "Where are the enemies Tex?" he jumped up and crackled his knuckles,
"Down Spot!" Tex growled punching the left head, "We're waiting on someone,"
"You three are still here?" they turned to see a woman with white hair and glasses, She looked at the man in teal, "Alexander please tell me I'm not watching you cook marshmallows," she said rubbing the bridge of her nose,
"Okay I won't," he said, then he offered a stick to her, "Marshmallow Glynda?"
She sighed, "Will you three get down to that facility and complete the objective?"
They continued sitting, "Like NOW!" she demanded,
Spot grinned, "How's about I kick your face in first?"
Tex quickly covered his brothers mouth, "Ma'am we're still waitin' on someone," he said,
Glynda gave them a look, "The plan has changed, now it's just you three,"
Alexander ate his marshmallows while The Etiin got to their feet,
"You coming with us?" Tex asked Alexander,
"No Panini here needs some exercise," He patted the manticore on the head, "Don't you girl?"
The manticore purred and leaned into the head pats,
"Saddle up boys," Tex said reaching down with his lower right arm and pulling up a large cannon, "We're on the clock," He grabbed a handle near the barrel and twisted it, the action seemed to rev the weapon,
"Here comes the fun part," Spot grinned sliding his upper left arm into what looked like a large drill gauntlet,
The Manticores wings unfurled as Alexander sat on it's back, quickly it took off running towards the facility it's wings flapping over and over until it took to the skies,
Tex on the other hand slammed his cannon against the ground and fired it blasting him into the sky,
And soon the monsters the man and the Grimm dropped out of the sky landing right behind the facilities walls, Tex pulled back on the bar reloading his cannon, he held it with his lower arms, Spot laughed madly revving and swinging his drill around, Alex dropped onto his shoulder placing his boot on Spot's head and span around his dark teal laser scythe, And Panini dropped behind the Ettin raising it's wings to intimidate the nearby soldiers,
The soldiers stared at the group, seeing that they were trembling Alexander asked, "Before we begin, is there anyone here who wants to run?"
"GET THEM!" A large Minotaur shouted and the soldiers began firing,
"Don't say I didn't warn you," Alexander chided, he swung his weapon around melting the bullets being fired at them, "Seems they aren't using Dust or Originium rounds,"
"Must not be as well funded as we assumed then, Spot drill down!" Tex Ordered,
Spot laughed, "Hold on to your underwear!" and cocked his fist back before he sprinted forward with it pointed diagonally down, it took mere moments for it to tear through the dirt, concrete and later the steel ceiling,
The four dropped into the underground facility as an alarm blared,
"Alright, our mission is two fold," Tex said adjusting his cap, "One: find the doctor, and two find the girl, and remember try for as little casualties as possible,"
"Why are you telling us that?" Spot asked,
"We were briefed on the mission already Tex," Alexander said,
"Just trying to remind myself that this is a business trip, not a vacation," Tex said,
Alex leapt of Spot's head and charged forward, "Split up guys, we'll cover more ground that way," the manticore followed him,
"You think he realises we have to follow him cause my tunnel is blocking the other way?" Spot asked shaking the dirt off his drill,
"With him? hard to tell," Tex responded and charged down the corridor after Alexander,
Alexander was a blur, his scythe changed from polearm to scimitar to a LMG, each form was made only to intimidate as he mostly just bonked them on the head with it,
They continued running through the facility, knocking out soldiers, and running down hallway after hallway, checking the nearby rooms as they went, or well their version of checking the rooms,
Spot crashed through the wall by the doors, drill revved, mad grin, swing his arms like a maniac, "DOCTOR!" he shouted, "I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
Panni ran in and brought one or two people out in their maw for Alex to tell them if they got the right person,
Tex breached the door and aimed his cannon around, "ANY NON MEDICAL PERSONAL HIT THE DECK!" after fighting down those raring for a fight and then examining the medics, he'd leave,
Alexander jumped in taking as many people out in a highly impractical way, (last time he leapt onto a chair in the room, and danced around with it knocking everyone down and out,) then sigh and leave,
Eventually they came to a room filled with medical personal, and since they couldn't remember who's turn it was they all crashed through the door, and just shouted random things at the exact same time,
The staff were confused, except for one female doctor with green hair who just looked at them and let out a breath of relief,
"Thank goodness you're here," she said... not that anyone could hear her over the roaring Grimm, the both crazed and angry threats of Spot aimed specifically at Katanas, Tex's retelling of the last baseball game of his favourite all monster team, and Alexander's retelling of how Panini got their name,
She tried getting their attention but they were professionals, so they were far too focused on growling, peasant killing swords, which member of of MonSTYARS could've gotten a home run if the sun weren't in their eyes, and of course that he just felt like it,
Eventually the doctor found a nearby chair and threw it at one of them to shut them up, She aimed for Tex who stopped his story and braced, but Spot grabbed it in mid-air and threw it at himself, "Ha! that wouldn't have hurt us at all wimp," he grinned wiping the remains out of his armour, Panini lunged forward and grabbed the doctor,
"SO GLYINDA SAID YOU'RE GONNA NAME IT SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SCYTHE-DEATH, OR BLOODRAGE AND I WAS LIKE I SHOULD NAME IT BURITO, BUT THEN I WAS LIKE EH ILL JUST NAME IT PANINI WHICH IS ITALIAN FOR SANDWICHES AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES HER TO FIGURE IT OUT, IT'S BEEN A FEW MONTHS AND SHE STILL HASN'T and when did we stop shouting?"
The doctor dusted herself off, "Ahem, I am Doctor Inko Midoriya, I'm the one who called you thre-," she stopped and looked at Spot and Tex,
"We count ourselves as two people ma'am, but we won't feel offended if you only counted us as one," Tex said,
"Four then," she nodded, "please knock out my colleges here and I can guide you to the girl,"
One made to grab her but came face to drill with Spot's. . . well drill, "I'd suggest letting Blue here knock you out, else I'll get violent,"
Alex jumped up extended his weapon into a pole and span around it, kicking and knocking everyone down,
"Nice moves," Spot said,
"Does that make him a tiny dancer?" Tex asked trying to stifle his laughter,
"I don't get it," Alexander said,
"Get used to that," Spot said picking up the doc with his free arm,
They charged out of the room and vaguely followed the doctors directions, eventually they came to a large door, The doctor took her key card off her breast pocket, "That leads us to the testing room, we'll need to go through there to get to her holding cell," she instructed, "slow down and I'll-,"
Tex, or maybe it was Spot wrapped the arm around her and turned her away from the door, holding her close to Tex's side of the chest, while Spot on the other hand revved his drill, "DESTRUCTION!" he grinned charging through the door drill first as if it were made of tinfoil,
"That works too I guess," She said as the five of them came into a large room, it was built like one of U.A.'s fake cities,
"Man what do you think this place is for?" Alex asked,
"She's in here," The green haired doctor said from her place on Tex's shoulder,
"Gonna be hard to find one little girl in all this city," Spot groaned,
Alex looked around as Panini used his arm for scratches "Strange" he said, "There's a Grimm here with us,"
"Wouldn't know about a Grimm," Spot said sniffing the air, "But I can smell someone close by," he took a deep sniff, "And they're cold blooded?"
"How can you tell that by sniffing the air?" The doc asked,
"Y'see Ma'am my brother Spot here uses his sense of smell to navigate while digging underground," Tex explained,
"How? if he's digging then the ground before him breaks into small enough bits that they could get lost up his nose," The doctor stated,
Both Alex and Tex readied their weapons,
"What are you two doing?" The doctor asked,
"Somethings here doc, might be dangerous," Alex said,
"Huh?" Spot realised something was off about the building closest to them,
"Yes the girl-"
"Something wrong bro?" Tex asked, "You haven't revved your drill yet and you love doing that,"
"That building," he said pointing at it, "does something seem... off about it?"
Alex gave it a glance, "It's breathing?" he said, he took a step closer and immediately a slitted orb opened and focused upon him,
"It's alive?" Spot asked,
"You four should run," the doctor said,
The building moved, changing as it did, Clawed scaly fingers and toes, a body the size of a truck, from a giant mouth glimmered sharp teeth the size of children, the creature dropped close to them, on all fours,
It's head was hid behind curtains of red locks, a large lizard tail stuck up behind it,
It looked down at them, glaring with one eye, a scowl on it's maw, it reared upwards it's lower mouth splitting open down the middle as it roared, a sound that shook the ground,
The three were ready for a fight, this creature stood between them and looking for the girl,
"Ino!" The doctor chided loudly, the creature sat like a dog as it stared curiously at them, "IS THAT ANYWAY TO TREAT GUESTS?" the doc asked,
The kaiju frowned and laid down, the doc slid off Tex's shoulder and walked over to the red haired creature, "Bad girl," she said hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, "Bad girl," the doctor reiterated,
The creature frowned at the doctor, looking extremely heartbroken,
"Say you're sorry," the doc ordered in full mum mode,
The creature growled at the three and gave puppy dog eyes to the doctor, who smiled, "Good girl," it smiled at the change in mood and picked the doctor up, holding the doctor close to her face, "It's time to go sweetie,"
"Sweetie?" Spot asked,
"Yes," the doc said, "here's the girl you're here to save,"
"The uh kaiju?" Alexander asked,
"She's half Kaiju, half human, that counts for something right?!"
"There's no problem here ma'am, Spot and I are monsters, the issue is in your report you stated we were rescuing a, and I quote, 'Scared and terrified little girl being experimented on by a rouge military sect', end quote,"
"Would they have sent anyone if I'd have mentioned she's a 10 foot tall ten year old?" The doc asked,
"Why does she have scales though?" Spot asked,
"Cause Spot old pal," Alexander said crossing his arms, "She's not 50% Kaiju 50% human, she's 50% Grimm Kaiju 50% human,"
The doc hid the girl behind her back, futile an attempt as it was, "I-is that a problem for a hunter like yourself?"
Alex chuckled, then laughed as he drew closer, "A problem?" he asked,
Doctor Inko was sweating as he loomed over her,
"Not at all bud," he said patting her shoulder,
"G-good?" she said unsure of how the hunter actually felt,
"Relax Doc, she's no enemy of mine," he looked up at Ino, "She's actually kinda impressive," he said, "I thought those two were the freakiest monster's I'd ever meet,"
"So did we," Spot said,
Tex nodded, "We are by even our race's definition freaks of nature,"
"Well?" the doc said, "Time to go?"
"Right ya are ma'am," Tex said, "SPOT!"
Spot turned to his bro, "Yes bro,"
"Ah there ya are, don't wander off again," Tex stated, "Dig us a tunnel outta here brother a mine,"
"I'd love too, but I can't," Spot said, "That little girls too big, any tunnel I could dig out would collapse if she brushed into one of the walls,"
"I see," Tex said, "and does anyone remember the way we came from?"
"D-do you not?" Inko asked, "It's back through that door behind you a left, straight down, right, forward for a few minutes, then two lefts then-,"
"As usual it seems no one does," Alex stated interrupting the doc,
"I know where we came from," she said "if you'd-,"
"Looks like we gotta go bust out the other side," Spot said with a point aimed at the other side of the city,
"Seems that way," Tex nodded,
"You three are morons aren't you?"
"No," Alex said, "I'm not serious,"
"I'm violent," Spot cheered,
"And I'm southern," Tex stated,
The doctor rubbed the bridge of her nose, "Why were you three sent in?"
The three looked between each other, not really sure themselves, Spot and Tex were either Siege breakers or good at taking on strong foes, or buying time for heroes to either recover or to get the zone cleared so they could go wild, Alexander was a mercenary who had a wide variety of jobs he was good at, strategy, hunting down single targets, tracking Grimm to nests/Villains to hideouts, and of course clearing out large groups of people,
Why the three of them(and Panini) had been sent on a recovery mission baffled them, but with the promise of another hero joining them they'd assumed that person would make the rescue while they did damage, but now it was just them,
Alexander grinned, "Cause lady," he said, "We're professionals." he stated,
Spot laughed, "Yep yep, that's the truth," and revved his drill,
"We'd recommend standing behind us Ma'am," Tex loaded his cannon, "It's about to get loud,"
And they started running to the other side of the fake city while the Ino just stepped over them walked to the end of the room and waited for them to get to the other side,
It took many a game of patty cake with the doctor before the tired Spot launched himself at the door drill first and tore through it,
As Spot revved his drill and Tex aimed his cannon Alexander slipped under them and Panini leapt over them, while bullets harmlessly pinged off the Ettin's armour,
Alex was a blur the only real indication that he was even still in the room were the flashes of dark teal that appeared slashing guns in half, Panini flew round dropping guards onto other guards while Tex aimed just far enough away from people that only the impact of his cannon's rounds would get them, while Spot mostly batted away whatever fire he could,
When the bullets had stopped Ino poked the doctor's head into the room, A pile of guards and bullets, and their rescuers such as they were waiting for them to enter the room,
At the doctors nod, Ino's scales changed to cloak herself as she crawled into the room and clung onto the wall,
"Next room!" Tex cried, before he punched Spot and pointed him at the ceiling,
Spot nodded, "Easy," he said, then he leapt up, ripped part of a ceiling panel lose, then using his free hand he grabbed it and used it to pull himself upwards, The drill started up again and at an alarming rate dirt filled the room and Spot laughed, "I'm through!"
Alex picked up Panini and held her through the hole where The Ettin grabbed her and pulled her up, "We'll get the tunnel wider doc," he said leaping through it,
The drill started again but got fainter and fainter until The doctor was sure she could no longer hear it, Five minutes passed, then ten, then thirty, but nothing,
"Hello!" she called upwards, "We're still here!" she cried, hoping they hadn't simply forgotten about them,
Ino gave a growl as she uncloaked, the sound was weary and frightened,
Inko gave Ino a tired smile, "They haven't forgotten sweetie," she said trying to reassure her, "I'm sure they're just distracted with all the-,"
Suddenly a pick-up truck with a drill on the front bore through the wall, and skidded to a stop inside the room, "Sorry for the wait, we realised the truck was a better choice to drill here," Tex stated behind the wheel,
"Wha-,"
"No time doc," Spot stated, "Alex is holding off the guards, get in and lets blow this place,"
The truck door opened, "The tunnel this thing makes should be better for Ino to crawl through," Tex stated,
The doctor compared the hole the truck made to the giant half Grimm, "Ino! follow the car!" she stated, sitting in the largest seat she'd ever been in, she pulled the belt on and closed the door,
And then the truck drove up the tunnel while Ino climbed after them it was miles and miles of dirt but eventually the truck hit concrete and screeched to a stop, "Everybody in!" As Ino climbed out of the hole she saw Alexander directing her onto the back of the truck, she sat on it and was then joined by him and Panini,
Spot rolled down the window and stuck his head out of it, "Next stop anywhere but here!" he laughed as the truck took off through the giant hole where the two gates used to be,
Ino was speechless at the large thing above her, it was dark yet filled with tiny bright dots, and one really really big dot, her jaw dropped, making Alexander chuckle lightly,
"Why aren't they following us?" Inko asked,
"Cause it's a rouge government operation that we just blasted through and stole a doctor and experiment from," Tex answered,
"Also we blew up the choppers they had," Spot said from out the window, "They can't follow us, even if they wanted to,"
The doctor let out a breath of relief and sank into her chair, "Thank god," absently she reached for the radio and turned it on, it seemed to be turned to a radio station that played pop music, and the sound of some generic bubble gum pop played through the speakers in and on the back of the car,
No one who could hear it was very concerned about the lyrics, The doc wanted to calm her nerves, she'd never been so scared in her life, she adjusted the wind mirror and saw the surprise on Ino's face and smiled lightly herself,
"You really care for her don'cha?" Tex asked,
Inko frowned, "Yeah," she gave a look by to the Etiin, and said, "It's a long story,"
Tex gave her a look, "It's a long drive, but if you'd rather not, I understand,"
Inko briefly considered sharing it, but there was something she wanted to know herself,
"You three," she started, "You fought King did-," the Etiin gripped the wheel harder, Spot's grin faded and he pulled his head back into the truck, In the mirror Alex had stopped petting Panini so affectionally, Inko shook her head, "I'm sorry I shouldn't hav-,"
"Yeah," Spot said, "We uh ''fought'' King,"
Inko turned to them, "What was it like?"
"Ma'am forgive my briskness," Tex stated, "But whatever you heard was a lie," he stated, "there was no 'fight', what happened was everyone dumb or brave enough to stand against that thing was tossed around like a salad,"
Inko nodded, "I see,"
"There it was," Spot stated, "On four different worlds, Heroes, Villains, Hunters, Grimm, Operators, and Monsters, all feuds were off as one figure teleported the strongest people on each world into one spot on each of the worlds and fought them all at the exact same time,"
"First we all thought we were fighting some strong child," Tex stated, "But we were wrong, as he moved the planet moved with him, a single slash of his claws had you without your legs, yet they weren't cut off you were just not on them anymore, next thing you knew you were on one of the other worlds defending him from a strike or striking them yourself before you were back to where you were before, there was only one word that people called such a force,"
"God," Alexander stated, "bringing people you held in your arms as they died back from death to attack you when you got too close, then cruelly tearing through them with those claws of his, taking the sun inside his fingers and swinging it at you when he felt like it, with a single finger snap he changed the area you fought in, just by blowing hard enough he created gusts, and at the first minute of it you knew, you were only alive because he wanted you to be,"
"No matter what we tried, how hard we tried, or even if we tried, King swung oceans, blizzards, he wielded forces of nature like they were swords and shields," Spot said, "but we never gave in, not once," he sated proudly,
"I can't tell you how long we fought for," Tex said, "felt like days, and maybe it was, but never once did we," he gestured to himself and Spot, "Give in, we fought like we'd never fought before, constantly trying to pressure him,"
"Us neither," Alex said, "I remember as both a Hunter and a Hero that we fought to the end, never once did we think to stop, not while there was air in our lungs," he spoke,
They stopped speaking, just trying to as usual come to terms with what had happened, Tex focused on the road, Alex on Panini, Spot just stared off into space,
After a few minutes had passed Inko spoke, "That sounds horrifying,"
"There's nothing like suddenly learning there's someone who can erase your entire existence with a thought, popping into your world and just dropping you and three other worlds worth of fighters in an instant," Alex said, "And that all that power is in the hands of a crazed child is... chilling to say the least,"
"I'll never shake those last words he gave us fore he popped outta existence again," Tex said,
"What words?" Inko asked,
Tex, Spot, and Alex answered in perfect unison, the words burned into each of their minds, "Wow, you're all so fun to fight, makes me wonder how fun you'd be if your worlds were one,"
Spot rubbed his neck, "Then he snapped his fingers, and the area we were in became much bigger, cause he combined the worlds,"
"Then three people, the smartest on three of the four worlds got together, Principal Nezu, Professor Ozpin, and the enigmatic Doctor, they came together and came up with a plan so dumb it had to work," Alexander said,
Inko nodded, even she knew that part, "They banded together and created an Academy to teach the skills of the four worlds in hopes that one day we'll beat him, or that they'll be entertaining enough to keep him from wiping us off the galaxy, for another. . . how ever long it takes him to come back,"
Panini got up and placed her paw on Alexander's face, "I get it," he said, "You want a fuss," he started scratching her down the ear the entire car comfortable just listening to the sound of the generic pop song,
"Let's break for lunch here," Tex said driving off road, the car dismounted, and everyone took a seat, somewhere, Alex and Panini were furthest from the car eating... what ever else he had stashed in that cloak of his,
Spot and Tex sat on the back of their car, Tex had two hands on his cannon, and his eyes were on the road behind them while Spot held a sandwich,
Inko was in the passenger seat with the door open, she was eating a ration bar she'd ''borrowed'' from her former employment, while offering the other sixty she'd ''borrowed'' to Ino, who barely even glanced in their direction,
After a few seconds she grinned and cloaked, "Ino?" The doc asked getting out of the car,
Having learned how to hide herself inside cities Ino was not used to more complex cloaking, for example, the brown dirt below her being mixed in with patches of green grass, or the side of the yellow truck she slowly crawled up, making her camouflage nowhere near as good as it should've been,
Still she crawled up the truck and opened her mouth slowly inching closer to the sandwich being held idly by Spot, Spot turned and she'd stop in place, unaware that even as dumb as he seemed he still saw her,
Then he'd turn away and she'd continue slowing inching closer to her nice smelling prize,
"Did you want this?" Spot asked, Ino quickly jumped off the truck and hid behind Inko,
"She didn't mean it!" Inko quickly defended, "Please understand she's never even seen food as simple as- did you ask if she wanted it?" Inko was so used to covering for the giant girl she jumped to defending her, having never expected the monster to actually offer his lunch,
"Sure she can have it if she's hungry, I got three slices left anyway," Spot said idly,
Inko let out a sigh of relief, then she turned to Ino, "He said you can have it if you wa-,"
Ino's ears perked up at 'Have it' and she ran forward snatching the sandwich out of the Etinn's hand and jump off the truck as she quickly gobbled down the sandwich, the slits in her eyes slowly started rounding themselves as she ate, her camo dropping entirely, her hair bristled happily, her tail wagged with joy,
"Wh-," Inko rubbed her eyes, "What's in that?"
"Chicken slices, red cheese, and mayo," Spot said, then he rubbed his chin, "or was it brown sauce?" he asked,
Ino finished eating and grinned as Spot raised another slice, she took off like a rocket and snatched the second slice away, again gobbling it happily while Inko tried chiding her, "Ino don't snatch!" she said, "I'm terribly sorry, she won't do it again,"
"I'd hope not," Spot said, grabbing another slice, "I'm starved," he raised it to his lips and then his vision was covered, "Eh? have I gone blind?" He asked, not realising that it was a childish attempt to stop him from noticing the Grimm girl trying to nick his lunch, again,
In panic he sat up and she rolled over him, partially because she stood on his head to get the sandwich,
Alex looked over and stifled a laugh, though he noticed the teary-eyed expression on doctor Inko's face, "Something wrong doc?" he asked,
"Oh it's just that...," she felt calm, besides her therapist said she should talk about it more, she drew closer to the hooded man who's face always seemed to be in shadows, "Actually do you have kids Mr?"
"Alexander, and no,"
Inko gave a sad smile, "Yeah, me neither," she took a deep breath, "not for lack of trying mind you," her hand drifted to her stomach, and her words drew the attention of the others, "Would you mind if i?-"
Alex shook his head, "You heard us bellyache about King," he said, "might as well get your stress of your chest,"
She nodded, "My boyfriend and I- er ex-boyfriend actually, we tried for kids, six times," she said wiping her eyes, "I've always wanted a child, just a little one to pitter patter about the house, that wasn't too much was it?" she asked,
And the three realised she was actually asking them, "Not really?" Alex said, confused at why she'd ask, "I guess not," Spot stated, "No reason I'd say yes," Tex added,
Inko rubbed her hands together, "I uh, well... we weren't so... lucky," she looked down, "My uh, first child," she said trembling, "died in my arms," she said, "barely five minuets alive and poof, there goes little Izuku," she sobbed lightly,
"Then" she stated, "two years of therapy and we convince ourselves that we should try again, three times nothing, then on our sixth try little Izumi's finally born," she looked around, "What would you guys do if deep down something you loved, something you were scared of not, not even..." she started sobbing again, she shook her head, "I woke up early one night and just wanted to watch her, roll around in bed," she put her hands into her face, "She was dead," she cried, "my baby girl of three years, was just dead in her crib,"
Alex leaned closer and rubbed her back, Ino crawled over and hugged the nice doctor lady,
Inko cried for a while and then wiped her eyes, "And after that we just..." shook her head, "couldn't anymore, there was no break up we just left, packed everything out of the old place and never said a word to each other, he works on I island, and I just... went to work where ever I could, I needed something to distract me from what I'd lived through,"
"And then" she gestured to Ino, "We make her," she said wrapping her arm around the girl, "I tried telling myself that she wasn't sentient but, you see how that turned out,"
"A touching story doctor,"
The three turned, it was them, Principal Nezu King of blackmail, Professor Ozpin King of being kinda sorta shady not really though, And the Doctor, P.H.D. in putting noodle blocks in his mouth and then pouring boiling water inside (yes the PHD stands for Pretty HarD amnesia,) or The Three Thinkers,
And behind them were their side kicks, the ever tired avenger Shoto Aizawa for Principal Nezu, Glynda Goodwitch who watched over Ozpin, and the Doctor's still peeved sorta ex, Kal'tsit,
"Ah, you thre- six," she stated noticing the others, behind the thinkers,
"And this is the girl you three rescued?" The doctor asked behind his black attire, black mask, and black jacket, striking a brilliant pose,
"Yep she's the girl," Alexander said eating a Kabab,
"I see," the doc said striking another pose,
"She's fascinating don't you think Ozpin?" Nezu asked,
Ozpin glared at Ino and walked over extremely threateningly, then when he got closer he reached into his pocket and pulled out a tin, "Would you like a biscuit?" he asked kindly, he smiled as Ino gobbled all of the biscuits, "Wow she's a hungry one isn't she?" he chuckled patting the back of her head as she ate,
"Yes," Nezu stated to himself, "A fusion between Grimm, Kaiju, and Human," he nodded, "She'll make a great addition to our school," he stated,
"Provided she passes the tests!" The Doctor said,
"Couldn't we let her in now?" Ozpin asked, "the lunch staff are always complaining that they make too much,"
The doc turned to him, "We agreed you had to be at least sixteen year old to enlist Ozzy!" He struck a powerful pose, "And no one younger,"
Ozpin frowned, "Yes I suppose that's true,"
"Aren't you three deciding a girls future before she's old enough to understand what that even means?" Kal'tsit asked, "Kind of unethical wouldn't you say?" she turned to her cohorts, the two others keeping the brain trust from doing stupid things, like taking over the world with marbles for example, an issue they had to be talked out of mere moments ago,
Aizawa shook his head, "It seems bad, but the tests are sink or swim, if she didn't make the cut then there's nothing they could do about that," hinting at what Inko should tell her daughter if she didn't want to be enrolled,
Glynda frowned, "She's ten!"
"Ten feet tall Guh-Linda," the doctor said with a twirl and a spin,
"I really couldn't put her through that, not after she's just got out of that horrid place," Inko stated,
"We'll pay for anything she breaks or needs," Ozpin offered,
"And you would only have to promise us to think about it," Nezu answered,
"You can trust us we're doctors!" The doctor laughed,
The end.
Writer: Our hero,
Crazy ideas/Name: WanabeNecro
We've changed the name for Izori to Ino because the reason the Original Izori was named that was because I didn't want any character's to be named the same thing so fans can differentiate between them all easier, (Wish I'd had the Idea before I started sixteen different Naruto stories where his Name is Naruto, but what can you do,)
Also because the Name Izori is a combination of Izumi(what I assume female Izuku's are usually named) and Doris(DC Comic's Giganta's real first name) Izumi+Doris=Izori, and since I've decided to not abandon the original story this Izori needed a new name,
I scoured a naming site for Japanese girls names that started with I, got a few, and we both thought Ino was a cool name,
TLDR, Izori 1 is back, Izori 2 needed new name, we chose Ino.
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