Ninetails began talking... "Last time on Ninetails New Savanah! The elimination went as expected... Dhelmise took the Waterfall of Losers... poor girl... always getting eliminated early." She sighed as scenes of Dhelmise ridding the Barrel of Shame and falling down the waterfall played.
"Ahem then the players went on the search of a Duskull Skull... one team had to defend and the other steal... some tried some clever ways to steal it" Ninetails grins.
Shows scenes of Togepi bouncing on a pogo stick and Lokix using the invisibility belt.
"And some tried a more headon approcah!" Ninetails giggled
Shows scenes of Squirtle and Turtonator being hit by metal objects.
"In the ends even with all their effort the Spairing Geckos lost, find out which of them won't be spared tonight in Ninetails New Savanah!" She announced.
(NNS Intro)
(In the mess hall)
Both teams were eating their food boredly
Stonjourner didn't eat; Squirtle was boredly poking at his undercooked mashed potatoes when then he drew a picture of a butt on the potatoes, he smirked and showed this to Turtonator who let out a soft amused chuckle.
"We appricate your last second save in the challenge Togepi but couldn't it had been better if you could've just done that from the start?" Lokix asked.
Togepi was balancing a spoon on her nonexistent nose.
"Start what robo boi?" Togepi smiled not taking her eyes of the spoon as to not lose balance.
"I uh... calculating response... nevermind i suppose..." Lokix frowned.
Lokix (Gentle Pigeons): "When i first joined this season, i thought manipulating others and winning challenges was gonna be much easier than this... then i realized that according to my data; my team is full of morons." He looked annoyed.
(Sparing Geckos)
"Second elimination... ugh if we could've just prevented them from getting the Skull for a few more seconds.." Flamigo looked angry.
"Hey our job was to distract them, yours was to fight them! I dont see what Handy and Totodile did!" Ninjask glared.
"GUAGUAGUAGUAGUA!!!!!" Totodile looked angry and flipped the bug off.
"You... losers on that table... go to elimination area..." Chef Mawile looked bored and said from the kitchen.
The Sparing Geckos gulped and began walking.
(Elimination Zone)
"One of you Sparing Geckos wont be spa-" Ninetails began talking but was interrupted.
"You already made that joke before!" Ninjask yells.
"Yeah just get on with it..." Gumshoos told them.
"Alright alright, so the first one safe with most save votes is... Totodile!" Ninetails threw her an Oran Berry.
"GUA! Gua Guagua!" Totodile smiled and waved at the camera, but you had no idea what she told you.
"How come that thing is safe while someone as awesome as me isn't!" Ninjask complained.
"Next few saved are Braixen, Flamigo and Handy!" Ninetails threw them all Oran Berries.
Bottom Two...
"It's down to the most stuck up, spoiled and probably rich players in all Mew's New Series!" Ninetails smiled holding the final Oran Berry.
"Him having as much money as me? Highly doubt it." Gumshoos rolled his eyes.
Ninjask growled in anger.
"The final Oran Berry goes too..." Ninetails paused for dramatic effect, Gumshoos frowned and crossed his arms and Ninjask was glaring straight at the berry.
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"Ninjask!" Ninetails threw him the berry, the bug caught it smirking.
"What?!" Gumshoos screamed. "Are the viewers STUPID!" He yells.
"Clearly they aren't if they choose to keep me over you." Ninjask grins eating his berry.
"But... i.. i.. why..." Gumshoos looked frustrated.
"Gumshoos G Trump! Barrel of Shame is that way." Ninetails pointed.
"See you gringo." Flamigo waved.
"Don't let the barrel kick you on the way out!" Ninjask taunted.
"Guaguaguaguagua." Totodile looked neutral.
Handy waved goodbye and Braixen looked spaced out.
Gumshoos growled and just walked towards the river, got inside the Barrel of Shame and screamed as he fell down the Waterfall of Losers!
"The rest of you are safe for now, next morning will be a new challenge so sleep well everyone!" Ninetails smiled.
(Next Morning)
We noticed all the players were standing on the fields.
"Is every single damn challenge gonna be on the fields?" Turtonator glares.
"...no..." Ninetails frowned.
"Calculating how convincing that response is... it's 102% to be a lie with a 2% margin of error." Lokix spoke.
"For real... other challenges won't be in the fields of this Savanah." Ninetails told them.
"Fields Shmeals! I just wanna know what challenge I'll crush today dude!" Squirtle yelled at her.
"Ah yes the challenges behold my little pokemons... a freaking big slingshot!" Ninetails smiled.
It was revealed that there was indeed, a big freaking slingshot.
"Wow that's a big freaking slingshot." Togepi smiled.
"Thank you Togepi, todays challenge will require teamwork and coordination... you been teammates with eachother for around a week by now so you must know your partners right?" Ninetails grins.
"All i know is Squirtle keeps leaving his underwear laying around on our cabin." Togepi said boredly very uncharacteristically for the hyper egg.
"Bro! Shut up! Its my side anyway!" Squirtle glared at her.
"Anywhoooo you will launch your own teammates into those holes over there using this slingshot, the farther they go the more points you get! Each team can only shoot one member ONCE so make your one shot count!" Ninetails smiled.
"They look very far away..." Braixen frowned.
"...Wouldn't be a challenge if it was close..." Chef Mawile rolled her eyes annoyed.
"You can pick in which order you'll shoot your teammates, anywho begin now!" Ninetails announced.
(Sparing Geckos)
"Oh great since we lost the fat rich guy all we have to pull my slingshots are weak girl an a pink flamingo!" Ninjask complained.
"It's Flamigo, don't get it twisted!" He glared.
"You forgot about Handy." Braixen told him.
Handy gave the middle finger to Ninjask.
"Whatever, I'm first losers so you better shoot well!" Ninjask got on the slingshot.
Braixen, Flamigo and Totodile pulled the Slingshot back and Ninjasks confident grin turned into one of pure fear as he screamed in terror; he landed in the 1,000 hole.
"Ough..." Ninjask looked dizzy.
"And Team Sparing Geckos have the lead for now, Gentle Pigeons, your turn!" Ninetails smiled holding a microphone.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"We are at an inmese disadvntage... the other team has more limber aerodynamic members... while we have two very heavy pokemon." Lokix spoke robotically.
"Damn bro, he called you fat." Squirtle glanced at Togepi, who was frowning.
"We need the obvious Stonjourner and Turtonator to go last... Norman cannot move so Turtonator you'll have to pull the slingshot using your strength." Lokix told him.
"Easy enough." Turtonator nodded.
"I'll get on first and calculate the angle for us to get the maximum points, if both Squirtle, Togepi and i all get 3,000... and the enemy team messes up enough, it should be enough for us to win." Lokix got on the slingshot.
Togepi, Turtonator and Squirtle were holding it back.
"Calculating... a bit more to the left... a bit more up... slightly more back... and... now!" Lokix spoke as the three let go and Lokix began zooming through the air.
They landed on the 3,000 points hole.
"Good job on the Gentle Pigeons! They got the lead!" Ninetails hosted.
(Sparing Geckos)
"This time make sure you land on somewhere that has GOOD points!" Ninjask yelled.
"Says you..." Flamigo mumbled in the slingshot.
"Hehe whoops" Ninjask let go of the slingshot sending Flamigo screaming through the air, he landed in a area outside the hole.
"Ew... mierda.." Flamigo groaned as he was in Tauros Manure
"You did not get a point, but have a chance to retry until you land in a hole!" Ninetals told him.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"Who is confident on their abilities to be shot at high velocity at a dangerous target!" Lokix asked
"You just said my last name!" Togepi smiled as she got on the Slingshot; Squirtle and Turtonator began pulling her back.
"Last name? Which one... Velocity? Dangerous? Target?" Lokix asked.
"It's Who." Togepi gives a big smile as she was shot and began laughing as she dashed through the skies.
"Ah crap! We accidentally overshot!" Turtonator looked worried.
Suddenly Togepi began spinning really fast like a blade until she was a blurr; she then boomeranged back towards the 3,000 point hole she passed and landed inside.
"Hehehe i was a triangle." Togepi said all dizzy and fainted in the hole.
"Another clean 3,000 points for Gentle Pigeons! They have stolen the lead completely!" Ninetails cheered.
(Sparing Geckos)
"They're destroying us!" Flamigo yelled.
"Do i have to go in that slingshot.. it looks scary..." Braixen frowned.
"Yes!!!" Ninjask glared at her.
Totodile just rolled her eyes and got on the slingshot.
Flamigo, Ninjask and Braixen began to pull back but accidentally undershot.
Totodile screamed a loud GUA! As she landed on a hole full of feral Krabbys; they began pinching her.
"GUAGUAGUAGUAGUAGUAGUA!!!!" Totodile kept screaming in pain as the Krabbys pinched her mercilessly.
"Oouh..." Her entire team cringed.
Totodile rapidly crawled her way out of the hole and shook off the few remaining Krabbys off her; she looked tired and had scratch marks all over her body.
"You can try again later Totodile." Ninetails giggled; Totodile glared at her annoyed.
Totodile (Sparing Geckos): "GUAGUA GUAGUAGUA? GUAGUAGUAGUAGUA!!!!" She looked very angry at the camera.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"Alright Squirtle it is your turn, commence forth." Lokixs told him.
"Haha yea! Shoot me bros!" Squirtle cheered as he rapidly got on the slingshoot.
Turtonator, Lokix and Togepi holded him back, aimed a bit and shit.
"WOOOOOO EXTREME HAHA! Uh oh... AHHHHH!" Squirtle landed in a pit that was full of brown water.
"Oh crap... this better not be what i thinkit is dude..." Squirtle frowned floating in the brown liquid, he licked one of his fingers.
"Nah nevermind it's just spoiled pudding." Squirtle grins.
"Ew man get out of there!" Turtonator yells.
"Sure dude!" Squirtle smiled but then a Sharpedo popped out of the water.
"Ahhhh! Don't eat me bro!" Squirtle began swimming away from the shark.
"Sparing Geckos, will you finally land a shot?" Asked Ninetails.
(Sparing Geckos)
Handy was on the slingshot, they pulled the slingshot back and Handy was sent flying; it landed on the 2,000 points box.
"Finally, Sparing Geckos have half of what the Gentle Pigeons have!" Ninetails giggles.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"Finally back... come on guys shoot better!" Squirtle got on the slingshot again.
They pulled but accidentally undershot.
"OUCH AW OOF AUGH CRAB DUDES!" Squirtle screamed in pain as Krabbys began pinching him.
His team cringed.
(Sparing Geckos)
"Time for redemption bebe! Throw me!" Flamigo told his team; Braixen, Ninjask and Totodile let go and Flamigo landed on the 2,000 points box.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"Ugh are you LOSERS trying to make me get hurt!" Squirtle glared as he pulled off the final Krabby that was still pinching him.
"Nah man." Turtonator shook his head.
"Calculating where you will land is very difficult i apologize." Lokix told him.
"I mean, only a little." Togepi gave a big smile.
"Ugh! Turtonator help me launch Squirtle, Togepi stay out of this." Lokix glared at her.
Togepi giggled and cartwheeled away.
Squirtle got on the slingshot yet again; the boys pulled the slingshot an Squirtle flew screaming as he landed on the 2,000 points box.
"Hehehe YEAH!" Squirtle punched the air triumphantly.
(Sparing Geckos)
"Please i really dont wanna do this..." Braixen looked worried.
"It's either you or Totodile, and she refuses to go again so soon." Ninjask told Braixen.
"Understandable since she already went once and got hurt by the Krabbys... you haven't done much the entire challenge.." Flamigo spoke.
"...hey i helped pull the sling-..." Braixen frowned as she was talking but Ninjask and Flamigo let go of her.
"-SHOOOOOOT! AHHHHHHHHH!" Braixen screamed as we saw a zoomed in camera angle of her scared face as she flailed her arms and legs around.
Braixen groaned as she landed in the 1,000 points box.
"Ouch... my head..." Braixen groaned.
"Braixen gives Sparing Geckos some points making their score be 6,000! They only have Totodile to land one more score boost!" Ninetails hosted.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"...boss told me to tell you that you have 1 minute to launch one of your last two members or else it's Sparing Geckos turns again..." Chef Mawile told them.
"But our only two members left are Turtonator and Stonjourner and they're both too heavy to fly!" Lokix told them.
Mawile just boredly shrugged and walked away.
"Psh don't be sour bro, we can still try to launch one." Squirtle told him.
"Well Stonjourner is the least fat of the two so we should do it with them!" Togepi giggled.
"Ugh (bleep) you too!" Turtonator yelled as he flipped her off.
Togepi shrugged smiling.
"Psh come on lets carry this rock!" Squirtle tried to carry Stonjourner but they were too heavy.
Lokix and Turtonator then helped carry it and placed it on the slingshot.
Turtonator Squirtle, Lokix and Togepi all began pulling the slingshot as far and best as they could and let it go.
Stonjourner only flew a few feet before they slammed on the ground face down, still unmoving.
Their team just stared at them.
(Sparing Geckos)
"You ready Totodile?" Asked Flamigo.
"Gua!" Totodile gave a thumbs up smiling.
Flamigo, Braixen and Ninjask let go and they accidentally overshot as she landed in the Tauros poo.
Totodile looked angry as she quickly got off it and used her own water to clean herself.
(Gentle Pigeons)
"...you can only use Turtonator this round..." Chef Mawile told her.
"What! But he's way heavier than Stonjourner!" Lokix told her.
"That's just rude." Turtonator side eyed the small robot.
"Whatever bros we are wasting time just get on the slingshot Turtle dude!" Squirtle told him.
"Fine..." Turtonator got on the slingshot as Squirtle, Togepi and Lokix pulled back.
Turtonator only went forward like 3 feet before falling and flipping on his back.
"Ah! Help! I can't get up!" Turtonator looked worried as he was flipped over his spiky shell on the ground, he flailed his limbs around.
Squirtle, Togepi and Lokix instantly went towards him to flip him over.
"DUDE! What the heck do you eat man!" Squirtle yelled at him.
"Be quiet!" Turtonator growled embarrassed.
"I calculate you are above your weight for the average Turtonator." Lokix told him.
"Enough!" Turtonator was starting to look mad.
"Your nose is ugly." Togepi smiled as she pointed at her nonexistent nose.
"UGH! THAT'S IT!!!" Turtonator screamed as his shell began glowing.
Lokix looked horrified, Togepi smiled looking at it and all Squirtle just looked at the fourth wall and said; "Oh No Bro."
Turtonator used Shell Trap and exploded sending his teamates flying away and Turtonator fainted from the explosion but at least he was on his belly on.
(Sparing Geckos)
"Alright you ready to go again Totodile?" Braixen told her looking worried.
"...gua." Totodile just said looking bored.
"Ew you smell like-" Ninjask began saying but then Flamigo and Braixen let go.
Totodile screamed a loud GUA as she flew through the sky and then landed on the 3,000 points box.
"Gentle Pigeons have 8,000 total score while Sparing Geckos have 9,000 total score... they recovered from their lost lead and win!" Ninetails announced.
"Yes!" Ninjask smirks.
Flamigo smiled and high fived Braixen who awkwardly returned it.
Handy did a thumbs up.
Totodile got out of her points box looking dizzy, she fell on the floor and gave a tired Gua...
Meanwhile... on the other team...
"...you lost..." was all Chef Mawile said before leaving.
The entire team was fainted on the floor, too tired to even get up.
"Well this was an exciting episode! I bet they will be angry once they wake up and get the news haha, this has been Ninetails and see you next episode of Ninetails New Savanah!" She hosted as we zoomed out revealing the entire Savanah.
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Gentle Pigeons: Togepi, Squirtle, Lokix Turtonator, Stonjourner
Sparing Geckos: Totodile, Flamigo, Braixen, Ninjask, Handy