zachycards: hello fellow reader, and welcome to another one of my self insert fanfics. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do bot own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to its current owner. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the first chapter.

Chapter 1: Welcome To Roanapur

It was just a normal evening for me, as I found myself in my apartment, by myself, watching an episode of Black Lagoon. Well, I had started watching the first few episodes of Black Lagoon, and was just finishing up watching episode 2. "Man, that Revy really is crazy, I am sure glad I am not related to her" I said to myself out loud. "To be honest though, my life is a little bit boring though, I kinda wish it were a little more action packed" I said to myself.

It was after episode 2 of Black Lagoon had finished, that I started feeling sleepy, so instead of going to bed, I just fell asleep on my couch. Unfortunately, while I slept, I wasn't able to see my television turn to static, to which a portal then opened up from it, sucking me into it.

When I woke up again, I found myself no longer on my couch, and no longer in my apartment. As a matter of fact, I found myself in a bed, in what looked like a somewhat rundown room, with what appeared to be some workout equipment in it. Well, when I say workout equipment, I mean that there was a set of weights in one corner of the room, and a bar at the foot of my bed that could be use for pull ups. "This isn't my room" I said to myself out loud, and realizing immediately that the voice that came out of my mouth was not only feminine in nature, but also had quite a bit of bite to it. It was at this point, that I looked down at myself, and was shocked by what I saw. I was not only very fit, and had a tattoo of what I could only assume would be a saber, on each of my forearms, but I also seemed to be wearing a bra, and a skimpy one at that. It was before I could admire my body further, that I heard a familiar sounding voice from the sheets next to me, "sis, is it morning already?" she asked. I immediately recognized the voice, and started to shake with immense fear, knowing full well who the voice belonged to. And sure enough, one Rebecca "Revy" Lee, or "Two Hands" as she was nicknamed, came out from under the covers.

It was then that I realized what had happened, but my mind really didn't want to process it. I was now stuck in the anime world of Black Lagoon, and was now the sister of Revy. As in one of the most bat shit crazy and insane female anime characters ever. This was going to be a very hard pill for me to swallow, and also was going to be a complete ride through hell itself. But, seeing as how I was here, I might as well make the best of it. I then decided to speak up, "yes sis, it is" I said matter of factly.

However, before I could say anything more to Revy, a person came to the bedroom door, who I immediately recognized as Dutch. He said that we had a job from Balalaika to go and get a disk from a cargo ship. I knew, that from watching the first episode, that this was when we would meet Rock. However, I had only managed to watch the first two episodes of the anime before winding up here, so anything after episode two, would be me being essentially thrown to the wolves. However, if I had to put my money on it, seeing as how I was now Revy's sister, I would assume that like her, I also had a lot of experience handling different types of firearms and the like. However, I wouldn't know for sure, until I got further into the events that lay ahead. And so, as Revy and I got dressed, and she holstered her Beretta 92FM's with their skull and crossbone grips. I then got dressed into my usual outfit, which to be honest, like the bra I was wearing in bed, and like Revy's usual outfit, was quite skimpy. It was a low cut ocean blue tank top that showed off my midsection, way too short jean shorts, and military combat boots with a combat knife holstered into the side one of them. I then grabbed my two modified pistols, which were Beretta 9MM's with saber grips. And to tell you the truth, they would wind up feeling very comfortable in my hands, largely because with all the experience I had had over the years, what with Revy and I having to survive back in New York and the like. All three of us, along with Benny, then jumped aboard the torpedo boat, and headed off towards the cargo ship.

Okay, all thoughts considered, this actually wasn't bad at all. Especially since I was slowly beginning to remember memories of Revy and I, and the gruesome past that we had shared together. I finally understood why Revy was as bat shit crazy as she was, and to be honest, I found myself wanting to act that way too. So, rather then fight this feeling, like any rational person would, and seeing as how someone like Revy wasn't one to be afraid to express herself given the opportunity. I decided to embrace the madness, as in, like sis, use all of that hidden aggression from back then and how poorly we were both treated, to use it as fuel to drive my ambition. In order to not only hone my years of experience, but to also remind people why I had earned the nickname of "Double Tap" And as the torpedo boat slowed, indicating that we had reached our destination, and with Dutch, Revy and I disembarking, I knew that this was only the beginning of what would be a literal ride through hell.

End Of Chapter 1

zachycards: there you have it, that is the end of chapter 1. As always, feel free to leave me a review, and as always, this is zachycards signing off, saying have a blessed day, and happy reading.