Ali's Pit in Portland.
Summary: This is the opening segment as TDW makes it's return to the United States after "TDW vs. AAA" where they are also making their first appearance at the Moda Center in Portland, Oregon as the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is hosting "Ali's Pit", as her guests are not only The TDW Women's Tag Team Champions, The Suzuki Sisters, the second guest is "The Hurricane" Gregory Helms.
Rated M for Violence and Language!
Co-written by me and ShokuAli16! ENJOY!
It was Friday, February 15th, 2019 as while "Across the Nation" by Union Underground was playing, as we go to Portland, Oregon where 19,524 screaming and passionate wrestling fans packed the Moda Center.
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted.
"We bring you another exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling as we are coming to you live from the Moda Center in Portland, Oregon! I'm Jim Ross with Mauro Ranallo!" JR said introducing himself and Mauro.
"We have quite a match card tonight, huh?" Mauro asked JR.
"We sure do, not only we have Laurie Cabrera in her singles debut against Scarlett McGrady… we have a 6-pack challenge elimination match, with either Emma or Kitty Suzuki, taking on Courtney Lopez, Zoey Browne, Jasmine Baxter, Eva Hoffman, and Sammy Mahon." JR answered and mentioned the first two matches.
"That's true, but we also have two tag team matches where Rob Van Dam and the TDW Intercontinental Champion Jay Morris team up and take on Chris McLean and Tom Williams… we also have Brick McArthur and Jo Razor taking on "The Gothic Nightmare" Ennui Wilson and "The Gothic Mistress" Crimson Hill!" Mauro said to JR.
"We also have Ryan Bourne taking on former TDW World Heavyweight Champion, "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto… but that's not all Mauro." JR said to Mauro.
"No it isn't all as the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam will take on Katie Crowns representing "The Popular Girls", and in our main event… the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith will take on Devin Hartman." Mauro said to JR.
"But right now, let's hear what the TDW Women's Champion has to say on her Pit!" JR said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as the crowd roared with loud cheers, then Ali came out in her leather jacket, a Sailor Moon t-shirt and her kilt as she carried a replica Spiral Heart Moon Rod prop.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reigning, defending TDW Women's Champion... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"After Jay's amazing title defense against Jeff Jarrett, the TDW Intercontinental Champion, along with the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, left the arena and left Mexico City, before she then headed to LA to rest on Sunday and heal up, after spending Sunday and Monday healing, she took a flight Monday night, and went to Oregon." Mauro said while Ali walked down the entrance ramp, and was at the ringside area before she went to the left side of the ring as she saw 50 fans that were from the University of Oregon as they were college students, she went to high-five the fans and hug them.
"After arriving in Oregon… and getting a goodnight's sleep, she spent Tuesday giving an interview with KWVA who's the campus radio of the University of Oregon, and hanging out with the students and fans at Eugene, Oregon, even giving a group of up to 50 free tickets to students of the University of Oregon… which they gladly accepted as it looks like." JR said to Mauro.
"Indeed JR." Mauro said before Ali then went to the other side of the ring, and saw 50 Oregon State Beaver students at ringside.
"On Wednesday, Ali then went to Oregon State, in Corvallis, Oregon… met a lot of fans like she did in Eugene, and like what she did with the Ducks, she gave 50 free tickets to students at OSU! She also gave an interview for KBVR 88.7 FM who's the campus radio for the Oregon State Beavers! But that isn't all." Mauro said to JR.
"That's right because after that she arrived at Portland yesterday, she even gave one more interview this time around on 1080 The Fan on KFXX Sports radio." JR said to Mauro.
"And now, we're gonna hear it all from the Rowdiest Champion in all of TDW!" Mauro said before Ali then high-fived a little girl, and even gave her a hug before she entered the ring.
"How are you doing, Portland!" Ali greeted the crowd who roared with loud cheers.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted loudly as it sounded like the whole state of Oregon was supporting her already, and she's been only in the ring for a minute and a half.
"Mamma Mia JR! Those fans are excited!" Mauro said to JR.
"Indeed!" JR said to Mauro.
"First, I just want to say that it's an amazing honor to be here in Portland, Oregon the home of one of wrestling's most iconic territories and that is known as Pacific Northwest Championship wrestling!" Ali said causing the crowd to cheer once more.
"Oh yeah, I said it! It was a family run promotion with Herb running it for 17 years from 1925 to 1942 when Herb passed away… he ran it from 1942 to 1992, then Sandy Barr took it over and ran it from '92 to 2001 when Frank Culbertson ran it from 2001 to 2007, as Don Coss still runs it today." Ali said to the crowd causing the crowd to cheer some more.
"A lot of famous wrestlers have gone through here, like Andre The Giant, Adrian Adonis, my good friend and inspiration, the late, the great, the legendary "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and countless others!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered again… causing the crowd to chant.
"PNW! PNW! PNW! PNW! PNW!" The crowd chanted for a good two minutes.
"Okay, now before I get to what I did after my match and what I did in Portland, let's talk about my entrance at TDW vs. AAA, okay?" Ali said before asking the crowd, who cheered.
"Okay... now you all know who Eddie Guerrero is, right?" Ali asked the crowd who roared as they began chanting.
"Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!" The crowd chanted for a bit.
"Settle down guys, now… for TDW vs. AAA, I came out in a customized Byzantium Low Rider… with Eddie's music playing, and I can just say that I felt Eddie's presence because of something that I mentioned during my three interviews in Oregon, so… it should be well known by now… that Eddie and my mother were childhood besties!" Ali said as she mentioned why she felt Eddie's presence was because of the fact that her mother and Eddie were childhood best friends, causing the crowd to roar loudly.
"Whoa! She's said that her mom and Eddie her best friends!" Mauro said to JR.
"Anyway as for what I did after the match, I went to LA healing and resting from the brutal and bloody Mexican Deathmatch I had against Taya, then I headed to Oregon where I did my three radio interviews." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Two of the interviews were done on the campuses of University of Oregon for KWVA, at KBVR 88.7 FM in Oregon State University… the last one was for 1080 The Fan right here in Portland." Ali said before she resumed to speak.
"I just want to take a second to just say thank you to the University of Oregon and Oregon State University for their amazing hospitality, for their kindness, for how awesome these fans are! I also want to thank this amazing city! Portland, you guys have been awesome! I hope that everyone is ready for an awesome Friday night of Total Drama Wrestling, here in the Beaver State!" Ali said to the crowd causing them to cheer even more loudly.
"Okay, I have two guests tonight, the first of which being a tag team." Ali said to the crowd.
These two ladies are siblings, these two are one of the most awesome female tag teams to come along in TDW in a while, they are also to wrestle and defend the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship inside of the Elimination Chamber against 5 other tag teams at No Way Out, ladies and gentlemen they are the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions… Emma and Kitty… The Suzuki Sisters!" Ali introduced The Suzuki Sisters causing the crowd to cheer.
"Alright! Emma and Kitty!" JR said before "Wake Up" by Hilary Duff played as Emma and Kitty came out to loud cheers*
"Here they are JR! The TDW Women's Tag Team Champions, Emma and Kitty Suzuki!" Mauro said to JR.
"One of these two will compete in the 6-pack challenge match later tonight." JR said back while the crowd was cheering like hell, as Emma and Kitty hugged and high fives fans while Kitty also took some selfies with the fans before entering the ring.
"Suzuki! Suzuki! Suzuki!" The crowd chanted.
"Emma... Kitty... welcome to the pit." Ali said to Emma and Kitty.
"Thanks Ali." Emma said before Kitty was then given a microphone.
"What up Portland!" Kitty greeted the crowd who then cheered right back.
"Yeah, you two are welcome… anyway, my first question is who is going to be wrestling in the 6-pack challenge tonight? Emma or Kitty?" Ali asked both Suzuki sisters.
"That would be me, of course." Emma answered Ali.
"Ah, okay… cool." Ali said back to Emma.
"Hey Ali, do you have some questions for us?" Kitty asked Ali while Emma was being given her own microphone after sharing Kitty's microphone.
"Yes I do actually, I have one for you Kitty, I also have one for your sister, and I have one for the both of you." Ali answered Kitty.
"Oh! That's pretty cool." Emma and Kitty said to Ali.
"Thanks girls." Ali said to Emma and Kitty before she resumed asking them.
"First Kitty, before you do the Selfie Splash which is a Phoenix Splash… you take a selfie, then you hit the Selfie Splash, do you think about the risks of injuring yourself and potentially cutting your career short while doing the Selfie Splash… specifically while taking the selfie before nailing the splash?" Ali asked Kitty.
"Honestly, I do think about the risks when it comes to me doing the Selfie Splash, and the fact the I could hurt myself, even when I take the selfie, I must time it just right before I connect with the move." Kitty answered Ali.
"Ah, that explains a lot, thanks Kitty." Ali said thanking Kitty for her answer.
"My second question is for you Emma and your sister." Ali then said to Emma and Kitty.
"Okay, ask us anything." Emma and Kitty said back to Ali.
"Well… how's TDW going for the both of you?" Ali asked them.
"It's going great for us so far!" Emma answered Ali.
"We are the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions… we're going to be wrestling inside of the Elimination Chamber in a few weeks at No Way Out." Kitty answered Ali as well.
"Well, that's funny, considering Marley and I challenged you and the other tag teams in that match for those belts in San Antonio." Ali said to Emma.
"Uh-huh, my sister Kitty and I challenged you and Marley you so called RowdyManiacs to a ladder match." Emma said back to Ali.
"Just know that come No Way Out, Marley and I will be watching you defend your titles and there will be a challenge waiting for you after." Ali said to Emma causing the crowd to cheer as JR and Mauro were surprised.
"Whoa!" Mauro shouted.
"My god!" JR said.
"Sis… you might wanna be careful." Kitty said with concern.
"It's okay Kitty, I got this." Emma said to Kitty.
"Whatever it is you're thinking about doing, save it for after No Way Out." Ali said to Emma.
"Okay." Emma said to Ali.
"My final question before my next guest is this; what's your game plan for No Way Out?" Ali asked Emma and Kitty.
"Our gameplan is gonna be similar to me and Kitty's game plan in the Ridonculous Race, it's to compete, and be the best female tag team in TDW!" Emma answered Ali.
"And after all is said and done, we'll be waiting for you and Marley if you ever wanna get your hands on our tag team titles." Kitty said to Ali before the crowd roared, then Emma and Kitty left the ring as JR and Mauro were surprised once again.
"One more time the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions… The Suzuki Sisters!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered while acknowledging them.
"Now, here's my second guest… he's a former 2-time WWE Cruiserweight Champion, a former WWF European Champion, and a former WWF Hardcore Champion, ladies and gentlemen… please welcome "The Hurricane" Gregory Helms!" Ali said as she introduced Gregory Helms aka The Hurricane causing the crowd to roar before "Eye of the Storm" by Jim Johnston began to play, then he came out to those same cheers.
"Here he is, folks! The Hurricane is here in TDW again!" JR said.
"This time, as a guest on the Pit!" Mauro said while Hurricane high-fived several fans, before entering the ring.
"Stand back, folks; there's a Hurricane coming through!" Ali said to the crowd before the crowd roared with loud cheers.
"How are you, Portland!" Hurricane said to the crowd who cheered before they began to chant.
"Hurricane! Hurricane! Hurricane!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"Hurricane, welcome to the show!" Ali said before she pointed her Spiral Heart Moon Rod at Hurricane, causing him to laugh.
"Hahaha! Thanks for having me on here Ali, it's always a pleasure to talk about superheroes and wrestling with you." Hurricane laughed and said to Ali.
"Awesome! Now we first met on September 10th, 2001 at Raw is War, in San Antonio, Texas." Ali said to Hurricane mentioning when they first met.
"Yeah, exactly... and I hear on your Mexico City pit that you're working on a memoir soon?" Hurricane said before asking Ali.
"Yeah, can you tell me about when we first met and the time Stephanie took me and my mom around New York City for WrestleMania XX back in 2004?" Ali answered before she asked Hurricane about a childhood memory.
"Of course, it was Friday March 12th, 2004, it was very cloudy until it cleared up around 6:00 PM, I remember that you were 5 years old, your mom Amara, and Stephanie McMahon were at Central Park for about an hour." Hurricane said to Ali.
"Yea, that was a fun time, and as for when we first met in September 2001?" Ali said before asking Hurricane.
"Well… it was a fun Monday night… unfortunately overshadowed because of what happened the following morning." Hurricane answered and said before mentioning 9/11 a bit.
"Okay... now I'm wondering, let me ask you this but; how did you come up with the Hurricane character?" Ali asked Hurricane.
"Hmmm, it was a superhero gimmick because of my fascination with them." Hurricane answered Ali.
"How so?" Ali asked Hurricane.
"I don't exactly remember, I've loved superheroes as a kid, even now." Hurricane answered Ali.
"Plus are you still sorry for ending the Hurricane gimmick and for not telling me, right?" Ali asked Hurricane.
"Honestly Ali, yeah, I'm sorry for not only ending the Hurricane gimmick but for not telling you ahead of time, but there's a good explanation for how and why I ended the gimmick." Hurricane answered Ali.
"Well, Ali… back in the WWE, I was a comedic good guy character that was getting a bit stale but not too stale, just a teeny-tiny bit and I've always wanted to be a bad guy in the WWE because in the indies I was that, plus "Nature Boy" Ric Flair came to me and said… "You're too good for this gimmick" that kinda thing, so that's why I ended the Hurricane gimmick back in 2005." Hurricane answered and explained a bit of how and why he ended his original run back in 2005 before he became Gregory Helms.
"Ah… I see." Ali said to Hurricane.
"I also neglected to tell you, it wouldn't be until the 2006 Survivor Series that I finally apologized for not telling you." Hurricane said to Ali.
"Yea, though I had a three-week bout of the flu at the time." Ali said to Hurricane.
"That and you were recovering in a germ-free bubble back then." Hurricane said to Ali.
"Yeah… anyway how's life outside of the character?" Ali asked Hurricane.
"Life has been going good, to be quite honest." Hurricane answered Ali.
"Okay." Ali said before a recognizable sound was heard.
"ALL ABOARD! HAHAHAHAHA!" Ozzy Osbourne's loud shout and laugh was heard before "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne began to play.
"Oh, my God! The Psycho Chick has arrived!" JR said to Mauro.
"You said it JR! One of the former TDW Women's Champions… Izzy Van Laningham is here in Portland!" Mauro said while Izzy walked down the entrance ramp arriving to the ring while the crowd cheered.
"Izzy! Izzy! Izzy! Izzy!" The crowd chanted while Ali was surprised, then Hurricane left the ring.
"Hurricane where are you going?" Ali asked Hurricane.
"Backstage, Ali, you really need this piece of advice, especially if you're facing challengers… keep your eyes on them… always." Hurricane answered Ali.
"Okay." Ali said as her interview with Hurricane was now over.
"One more time everyone, "The Hurricane" Gregory Helms!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered, while Izzy cheered and applauded also… before Ali directed her attention to Izzy one of her challengers at No Way Out.
"Hello Izzy." Ali greeted Izzy.
"Hello "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam." Izzy greeted Ali right back.
"So... what brings you here?" Ali asked Izzy.
"As one of your challengers inside the Elimination Chamber at No Way Out… I just want to say that I know you've been through a lot of matches, but can you handle a match against me?" Izzy answered Ali before asking a question of her own.
"You know something Izzy, yeah I can handle you, you were also known as Kaleidoscope, E-Scope, and Brainzilla…! So if you claim to be "The Psycho Chick", then bring everything that you got at Sin City against the Rowdiest female wrestler on earth inside of the Elimination Chamber!" Ali answered Izzy, before telling her to give it all she got, causing the crowd to cheer.
"So what do you say about that Izzy?!" Ali asked Izzy causing the crowd to roar once again while Izzy thought about it for a moment.
"Well, I would love to hang upside down on top of Elimination Chamber, that would be an awesome experience." Izzy answered Ali causing her and the crowd to chuckle.
"To dive bomb onto you!" Izzy said while the crowd roared as Ali looked surprised.
"Oh, trying to go Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on me, huh? Well, then... know this, never throw a dive bomb threat on the Rowdy Gal who has a machine gun! I will come to Las Vegas to chew bubblegum and kick 6 bitches asses inside of the Elimination Chamber!" Ali said to Izzy, as the crowd roared and cheered, while it was now Izzy's turn to look shocked and surprised.
"Wow! Now that was impressive." Izzy said to Ali complimenting what she just said, calling it impressive.
"Thank you Izzy." Ali said to Izzy.
"Except when I take you down and get back the TDW Women's Championship, you'll be in for an even massive surprise." Izzy said to Ali causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers, causing Ali's smile to be dropped and immediately replaced with a look of seriousness.
"Oh, I'd love to see you try, Miss Van Laningham! Otherwise, I'd be forced to go hardcore on you and the other six women inside of the Elimination Chamber!" Ali said while the crowd roared as she and Izzy stared down at each other.
"We will see about that, I'll see you at Las Vegas." Izzy said to Ali before she left the ring while Ali looked kinda surprised still… before redirecting her attention to the fans.
"Well... how about that, folks!" Ali said before the crowd roared again.
"Well I got one thing to say to my opponent for tonight… Katie Crowns… one of so called "Popular Girls", or I like to call them Popular Bitches!" Ali said to the crowd.
"Ooooh!" The crowd said reacting to Ali's savage comment.
"Damn JR!" Mauro said to JR.
"Let's hear it!" JR said before Ali began to speak.
"Katie Crowns, you and Sadie were so fucking annoying in Total Drama Island just like you two you are here, in TDW! You will know not to use your siren song like squeals against a woman who's got a machine gun in me! The TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam! If you are not down with the fact that you're gonna get your ass whipped tonight, Portland and I got two words for ya!" Ali said about her match before acknowledging the fans one more time.
"SUCK IT!" Ali and the crowd shouted as the crowd roared with loud cheers.
"With that said, the Rowdy Chick is coming for you… bitch." Ali said before she dropped the mic and left the ring while the crowd roared loudly.
"Mamma Mia JR! This crowd here in Portland is ready for the wrestling to begin after an awesome Ali's Pit!" Mauro said to JR.
"Agreed, now when we come back Laurie Cabrera makes her singles match debut against Scarlett McGrady! We'll be right back!" JR said as the camera faded to black.
DAMN! JUST… WOW!
FIRST THE SUZUKI'S, THEN THE HURRICANE APPEAR ON ALI'S PIT, THEN IZZY CRASHES IT?!
HOLY SHIT!
NOW… WHEN WE COME BACK IT'LL BE LAURIE CABRERA IN HER SINGLES MATCH DEBUT AGAINST SCARLETT MCGRADY!
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