Little Dude
Tommy couldn't believe it! His mommy had taken her to the place where she went when she wasn't at home playing with him… and… it was just so amazing! Some nice ladies had carried him around, and then he'd gotten to ride on a truck, and then he'd found a place where a big person who wore glasses like Chuckie was playing a ball game! Tommy didn't really understand what it was he was playing so he wandered off again.
That's when he'd found a ton of story books! And a big ladder he could climb on! Tommy loved to climb things, which was why his mommy and daddy had taken to keeping an eye on him. That was annoying as while normally he enjoyed spending time with his parents they kept him from doing a ton of fun things. Especially recently… it felt like ever since his birthday they had been stopping him more and more from doing fun stuff and going on adventures!
Making his way down the ladder again Tommy wandered around the halls, looking for something else he could do. That's when he saw them… the biggest toy cars he'd ever seen! And there was Ramon, the boy with the shiny glasses that had called him 'Little Dude'! Tommy giggled and clapped his hands, just knowing Ramon would play all sorts of fun games with him!
Except… Ramon didn't notice him. He just threw a towel on Tommy and walked away! That made the baby pout until he decided to chase after Ramon… and he was glad he did! Because Ramon went to where there was a ton of food! Tommy happily began to gobble up chocolate pudding, only stopping when Ramon and some taller kid with HUGE shoulders began to play with their food-
"FOOD FIGHT!" someone yelled and Tommy gasped in delight-
"No there isn't!" the cafeteria worker roared, causing everyone to freeze. "First person that tossed food is going to the principal and-holy crap is that a baby!?" The cafeteria worker pointed down at Tommy, who gulped before trying to scramble away, knowing this would end his adventure-
Ramon suddenly leaned down and scooped Tommy up. "This is Mrs. P's kid. I wonder how he got here."
"You have a new boyfriend too?" the boy with the huge shoulders said before glaring at Tommy. "You like hanging with Ramon, squirt?"
"…dude, it's a baby. You're insulting a baby."
Everyone blinked before realizing that… yes, that was very dumb.
"Let's get you back to Mrs. P," Ramon said, signaling the end of Tommy's latest adventure.
"Man… I really have rage issues," the other boy said, looking down at his feet as Ramon and the baby left. "I insulted a baby. I was going to grab him and… shake him and stuff! I might have hurt him! I… I need to work on myself."
And he did. And that work allowed him to grow up to become Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.