Day one for the Demons and kids from I.M.P in Royal Woods and the place they once called home, just to see how they'll interact with other folks and possibly Lincoln dealing with a 17 year old who may have a crush on him. This should be interesting. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(The Hell's House) – Formerly the Loud House.
As the sun shines onto the house at Franklin Avenue. Lincoln awakens and he walks off his bed and he makes his way to his drawers, he opens them and some clothes ready for the day. He then sees his sister, Luna is still asleep on her hammock and with her headset dangling from her hand.
Lincoln smiles and he gets the headset and he places it onto her nightstand. Lincoln then walks into the hallway and he sees no one else is awake, so he goes to the bathroom and he begins to brush his teeth and also has his towel over his shoulder.
But he fails to even notice someone is in the bathroom with him and when the shower curtains unveil he is unaware of the hellhound in the same room as him. Loona dries her hair with the towel and then she covers herself with the towel and then covers her hair.
She goes over and she kisses her son's cheek. "Morning Linc, you ready for today?"
Lincoln nods. "Yeah, also how come the door was unlocked when I came in?"
Loona also realizes this. "Huh, sorry about that. Not really used to sharing a bathroom and locking the door since I have my own bathroom back in hell."
Lincoln spits into the sink. "It's alright mom, I'm okay with it. We did once share the same bathtub back then and the same shower too. Which was before I had my own room."
Loona chuckles. "Yeah, those were good times, us cleaning ourselves and not minding each other's naked forms." She then ruffles her son's hair. "Now, get cleaned and get ready kiddo and don't forget about your sister, she has to get up too."
"Ten four" replied Lincoln. His mom leave the bathroom and goes to her temporary room. Lincoln then recalls who is coming to the house later. 'Time to see where this day goes for us.'
He then takes his clothes off and he gets into the shower.
(Moments later.)
Lincoln, Luna and Loona walk down the stairs and there they see in the dining room are Lucy, Moxxie and Millie eating breakfast. Blitzo comes in with the food and Moxxie helps him bring it all out.
Lincoln, Luna and Loona are wide eyed at the sight. "That is a whole lot of breakfast."
They are not wrong. There's bacon, scrambled eggs, waffles, pancakes, breakfast sausage, eggs benedict, breakfast muffins, orange juice and tons more food coming out.
"Blitzo, what the heck is all of this?" asked Luna. "This seems more of a buffet than a breakfast."
Blitzo chuckles. "Well a good morning to you three and yes this is all necessary."
Moxxie sighs as he places down the plate of sunny side up eggs. "We tried to reason with him into stopping, but he insisted on making more and here it is, way too much for this family."
"What? I thought that we needed the energy and so I made us enough food to last us the whole day." Blitzo then removes his apron. "I do this because I love all of you, especially Moxxie. Occasionally."
"You mean well too sir" replied Moxxie and he sits next to his wife and daughter and he looks to Lucy who is going through her book on demonic history and stuff. "Lucy dear, please put the book away and eat your food."
Lucy puts the book down and places it onto her lap. "Yes dad." She then sees all the food. "How long have I been reading and why is there tons of food on the table? I thought we were just having waffles."
Millie snickers. "You know how Blitzo is when it comes to too much food sweetie, so let's enjoy this and get ready for the day. We're gonna have company soon."
Loona, and her two kids also sit down. "I know we're gonna have some company later, but this is way too much for us Blitzo. We might end up skipping lunch" replied Loona.
"Well, like I said. I wanted to make sure we would all enjoy some good food and have enough energy to last us the day, and I even made the food right when I was following this book I found on recipes" replied Blitzo.
Hearing this alarms Lincoln and Luna. "Blitzo, let me see the book" said Lincoln. Blitzo hands him the cook book and Lincoln sees what it says and whose it from and so does Luna.
"Dude, this book belongs to Lynn Sr. The old pops who raised us and is long gone from our lives, you just made the food he made for us back when we were louds" replied Luna.
"Well I have to admit, he has such great tastes and this kinda got me thinking of something" said Blitzo.
This did not spell well when he said those words. "Oh shit. Blitzo whatever your up to, don't" said Loona as she drinks her coffee.
Blitzo tells them anyway. "Well, I was thinking of what would happen should the whole Assassination thing finally make me retire, I would plan to open my own restaurant and start it in hell and then make it into a chain restaurant and make one on earth too!"
They all remain silent and just look to him confused and a bit annoyed. "Sir, is this another one of your hair brained schemes? Because it's gonna end badly for you in the long run, even before you begin sir" replied Moxxie.
"Hey. At least one of them worked and look where we are now" said Blitzo as he eats his pancakes. "We're one big happy family, a bunch of demons and three human kids with their own murderous hearts and dreams."
Loona wants to disagree, but then she thinks about this. "Well, he's right about one thing, but the restaurant thing is a no go Blitzo. You are not opening one and sure as hell we're not gonna be part of it."
"Mom's right" replied Lincoln. "Also, this plan of yours sounds like something Lynnard wanted back then. One of his dreams to open his own restaurant."
Blitzo thinks about this. "Huh, did not see that coming. Well, this is not a dream, it's a retirement plan and I wanna make this happen, when the time comes should I wanna retire and who knows when that'll happen. So this is my thing and if you guys don't wanna be part of it, then I can understand."
"Good." they all go back to eating and so does Blitzo.
Then Millie looks to her daughter. "So, what were you reading about sweetie?"
Lucy drinks her juice. "Sigh. I was trying to look for some answers on why women and girls are lured to Lincoln lately. I mean, Jordan has this crush that she has been hiding for so long, so that one is natural. But Lincoln is also getting the attention from some teenagers and older women and I wanna know why this is happening."
"He's also getting some eyes from other girl's age who're single and not dating or seeing anyone. All of this is confusing and I wanna find out what is causing this, I haven't reached the whole book for answers, but I will find them. To solve and find a way to fix this issue, before things escalate real fast."
Lincoln smiles hearing this. "Lucy, don't push yourself. I can handle these issues and I don't want you to just stick to being in the book and all for me."
Lucy looks to Lincoln and smiles. "Lincoln, I do this because I wanna help out and also because this is something I wanna do, and what I wanna do is learn more about demonics and stuff. All necessary for when we face something much more threatening than a demonic overlord."
Luna speaks up as she finishes her coffee. "Well, okay dude. But just be careful, you don't know when what you're reading could lead into some very dangerous shit. I mean, you might end up going face-to-face with the actual nun!"
"You mean Valak?" said Blitzo. "That bitch is not a hot issue anymore, both while she's back at Lucifer's home and being part of his army again. Also, I wonder if some of those demons know about Lincoln and Luna."
Loona finishes her bacon. "If they do, then they're fucked with me! I will skin them alive, cut their heads off and sell them to demons who wanna fuck those heads."
"We could do worse than that" replied Millie. She high fives with Moxxie.
Lincoln chuckles. "This is gonna be one heck of a day for us." then he recalls. "So, what are we gonna do when we go and see Ruth?"
That one makes them silent and they all think of something. "Linc, as nice as it is to go and see former family, I don't think we should" replied Luna. "I mean, we both hate her and no way we're going to her house and handle with her cats and shit."
"Also, I'm not a fan of cats" replied Loona. But then she has an idea as she goes through her phone. "But I think I know one little demon girl who'd love to help clean her home." She smiles as she recalls who she's talking about, and the others soon know what she means.
(Hours later.)
The Yates are at their home and all of them are doing what they can to enjoy they're company, well try to enjoy their company.
Luna is with the second eldest Belle and they're both playing some music. Luna on her acoustic and Belle on her violin, but then she plays it like a fiddle and Luna plays her guitar in a western style and this has them grooving to make a song.
Bumper Jr and his big brother Beau are playing soccer in the backyard, while Lucy is underneath the tree and reading the book on hellish history and still looking for a solution to Lincoln and the problem with girls going to him.
The parents and Blitzo are by the barbeque grill and enjoying the scenery. "So, how's it going with Lucy?" asked Bumper Sr. "Has she had any issue at school lately? A girl like her going through a Goth phase usually leads to being outcasted."
Millie chuckles as she eats her burger. "Well, truth be told, she's not being outcasted anymore. She was when she came to the school, but now she's not."
"She has friends, well two of them and one of them saw her errors and now they're best friends once more" replied Moxxie. "We only have one issue and it's the other Goth kids who nearly tried to kill us."
Bumper Sr and Jancey are shocked to hear this. "Oh my. Well did you at least call the police about this?"
"The friend of Lucy did and they've all been punished by their family's and are spending the whole month grounded for what they did, which means they cannot interact with each other and plot something like maniacal cults" replied Millie.
Blitzo scoffs as he grills the steak. "Those kids think it's so cool to follow the old cult ways. Well news flash, no one does that shit anymore and who gives a damn anyway! And all this time, Alastor was the one who's been sending us to be summoned by them, by switching us in his place."
Loona sighs. "At least I wasn't involved in it, but the whole thing is Alastor's way of entertainment."
The parents didn't know what to say of this. "Well, at least Lucy is doing fine and she seems really into the book she has too" replied Bumper Sr.
"What is she reading anyway?" asked Jancey.
All the demons reply with the same thing. "History of Demonics and all things Hellish."
The Yates parents are shocked once again. "Whoa. So, I know she's Goth and all, but is there a reason why she's reading that book now?" asked Bumper Sr.
Loona eats her hotdog. "Well, from what she told us. She's trying to find some way to help figure out why my son is always getting the eyes of some girls to be with him."
"What?" asked Jancey in surprise. "There are girls who wanna go for Lincoln? How old are we talking about?"
"Around teenager to adult bomb shells" replied Blitzo.
"Well, has she figured out the answers yet?" asked Bumper Sr. "Lincoln is growing up sure, but having a woman who is now attracted to him could be a bit, unexpected for him. Also, he's 12."
"We know and we're hoping there is an answer" replied Loona. "Heck I've been trying to figure that out by searching about it through my phone. But we'll find the answers, soon."
"At least you'll all find the answers soon, and at least Beatrix isn't like that. She's only grateful to Lincoln for saving her life" replied Jancey.
The demons were all nervous about this. "Yeah sure." they decided not to tell them about what Beatrix nearly did with Lincoln while in his room.
"So, what are you guys planning to do when the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest begins?" asked Bumper Sr. That one Blitzo is happy to tell them, they have a plan and they all intend to be part of it.
But while they talk, Loona looks to the closed window and curtains of the room of her son. She's worried that something is gonna happen in there.
(Lincoln and Luna's Temporary Room.)
Sounds can be heard in the room, sounds that seem kinda erotic.
"Dang it! How're you this good? You don't even have the experience to do this!"
"I don't know either, but sure as heck I am gonna be better than you doing this. So come and give me more fool!"
"God damn it Beatrix! Oh god, what the hell?! I don't know if I can even keep up!"
"Are you saying you want me to dominate this? You want me to take win this one? Because I will baby!"
Now you're all thinking that they're doing some sequel thing, truth is, they're not.
Lincoln and Beatrix are both playing a video game, a zombie shooting video game. "Beatrix, you've never played video games before and for some reason you're good at this. How?!" said Lincoln as he tries to keep up.
Beatrix's character is advancing with Lincoln's character falling behind and she is acing the kills on the undead. "No clue, but this is kinda easy. Oh, I got me a sniper rifle! Boom, headshot! Come on man, keep up!"
"I can't keep up when you keep going ahead of me. I could use some backup back here, there's a big guy on my ass!" said Lincoln as his character is running from the large angry zombie. "He's got a car!"
Beatrix chuckles. "Alright, alright. I'm coming. Seriously though, this is my first ever video game and I am good at it. This is just….. Wow!" They soon finish the game, which ends with both of them losing.
"Well, that was something I did not see coming" replied Lincoln. "I thought we could win it, but no. We were tricked into a trap by some zombies. I thought zombies were dumb and not that smart."
"Well, it depends on what type of zombie, if it rose from the grave, then that zombie is not the kind that can be intelligent. But if they have been made from an infection, then they're smart" replied Beatrix.
Lincoln chuckles. "That does make sense, but I wanna know one thing. Why aren't you down with the others and enjoying some fun with them?"
Beatrix turns to Lincoln. "Well, I don't know. I guess I wanna spend time with you, because we're friends. Which is weird because we don't know much about each other, besides that we both had issues when it came to being the responsible ones."
Lincoln smirks. "Well that makes sense, bit is there another reason why…" Before he could finish, Beatrix has his lips onto his lips, this alarms Lincoln, but he soon melts into the kiss. The door is locked so no one else knows what they're doing ad thank god the window is closed and the curtains are covering them.
Lincoln and Beatrix continue this make out session. Lincoln places his hands onto her hips and then his right hand to her butt.
This makes Beatrix moan and she places a hand to his chest and she begins to slowly remove her top. Both of them keep making out and Lincoln opens his eyes and sees her top is off and he can see her bra. He then breaks away from this.
"Okay, stop. We have to stop, this is… This is kinda too far. Like last time, again" replied Lincoln. He then takes this time to catch his breathe.
Beatrix sees this and looks down feeling guilty. "I'm sorry Lincoln. I just…. I don't know, I thought you deserved more than just a simple thank you from me, after the time you saved me from being raped and possibly killed. You were my hero that day and I wanna reward you properly."
"Because no one has ever saved me from something I was not prepared or even taught about to handle and I just….. I just couldn't get you off my mind. You're the one boy who seemed so nice and so tough to do things to keep people safe and to take down those who have done so many wrongs. I wanted you to have something more….. Well, more than just a simple hug, kiss and thank you."
Lincoln knows where this is going and he sighs. "Beatrix, you're a very lovely girl and I also think you're amazing as a person who wants to be nice and also do what you want, but recall this. I am 12 and growing up, puberty is something I will face and have to try to get control of."
"You're 17, and a girl who has been through something that may have turned on so much within you. I know what you're feeling, heck I have had that feeling when I faced a woman who was naked and I wanted to do so many things to her, but I didn't because my better judgment knows what's right and what's wrong."
"I don't plan on having a relationship anytime soon, or even have sex unless the feeling gets to me and I don't know how long I can even hold off my curiosity, but curiosity kills the cat and I don't want you to be in the middle of it. We could both be in trouble by our families. So please Beatrix, you have to understand."
Beatrix nods. "Okay, I understand Lincoln, I guess I should learn control and some discipline within me and to also have some better judgment as you do." She then puts on her shit and fixes herself and she gets up from the floor, and so does Lincoln.
"I'll try and control myself next time we're alone, I guess I have some scars after that incident and they're still kinda lingering, but I'll see how I can manage and keep my heat in line."
Lincoln smiles. "That's good to know, and a little heads up. I already have another issue back home and it's not a relationship, more like some woman whose older than me who wants to teach me about human anatomy, but in a different way and I don't know when that is gonna happen."
Beatrix is shocked to hear this, but she whispers to him with a smile. "Well, if that does happen, could you tell me when you meet this woman? I wanna see how this goes too and maybe we can, double the action."
Lincoln is wide eyed and he blushes and looks to the 17 year old Yates girl. "You're joking, right?"
Beatrix chuckles. "Maybe. Now, come on, we should go and see how the others are doing." She walks out of the room and so does Lincoln.
Lincoln is worried and confused. 'What the fuck is going on? Why is this happening to me? The old Lincoln didn't have this issue because… Because he wasn't tough, or brave, or even that strong to face odds that could kill him.'
Lincoln is then starting to try and figure out, that what Lucy is looking for might be something he knows, but he's not sure. 'I have to wait for Lucy to finish her findings. Only then, can I see if my theory is correct.'
Lincoln then recalls something he also is gonna do tomorrow. 'Oh shit, I'm gonna hang out with Jordan Rosato tomorrow.' Looks like he's gonna be occupied, again.
To be continued…..
A/N: Spending some quality time with their good neighbors, the Yates. But Lincoln has to be careful, the older sister of the family has her own ulterior motives that could spark a chain reaction into Lincoln's life and who knows which lady is gonna wanna have love with him, soon. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
The whole thing that Lincoln and Lucy are trying to solve is called "The Demonic Dominance Theory" which is an idea and concept from my good friend "Qazse" they will know more about this, soon. And let's hope they can figure it out, before Lincoln might end up losing his virginity early. But not from someone of his exact age.
Now, the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest is inbound and I wanna know guys, is this the right team for the whole event?
Lincoln and Jordan, Luna and Sam, Blitzo and Loona, Stolas and Octavia, Moxxie and Millie. This is what I have come up with and I know this might be off, but heck we know Stolas and Blitzo would wanna partner up with their daughters for a reason and chances it will be embarrassing.
Also, who wants to see Blitzo open a restaurant? Anyone? Anyone? No one? Meh, it was worth a shot. This is a joke, or is it?
Date made: 10/31/20.