This is just gonna be a normal hang out for the demons of I.M.P and the brown haired, braided ponytail girl who has a liking to Lincoln, so let's see how this plays out. Enjoy folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Somewhere in Franklin Avenue.)
Jordan Rosato also known by some as Girl Jordan, the girl who is known as a rich kinda gal but not the snobby type is on her yellow bike and is picking up speed as she goes around the neighborhood of Franklin Avenue. She has a whole day prepped and she is stoked for the day today, a day where she can hang out with Lincoln and his demon family, before they go back to their home back in hell.
'Alright Jordan, calm down. Just calm down and be cool. Remember, Lincoln is not looking for a relationship, yet. He's trying to find his own sense of mind, or wait till he feels like he wants to have a romantic friend. Be patient and just let him be with what he wants to do today.'
She then recalls someone among them who might know about her crush on Lincoln. 'And do not do anything stupid in front of the hellhound mom either.' She continues her journey through the neighborhood.
But she has no idea a car with two men are watching her and they slowly follow her, but not too close.
She soon sees the house where the Silva Hounds and the other demons are staying, she is kinda shocked to see the funeral car in the driveway, though this car kinda looks odd and demonic in looks. "That is one freaky car."
"Thanks!" Blitzo comes out from below the car. "Hi Jordan, good to see ya here, you ready for a whole day with the demons?"
"Umm sure. Where are they?" asked Jordan as she gets off her bike. She then sees the demon family come out. Lincoln and his sister Luna and they're hellhound mom, Loona. Moxxie and Millie with their adopted daughter Lucy.
"Hi Jordan, good to see you" replied Lincoln as he goes to her, and they Jordan hugs him. "Okay, what's with the hug?"
Jordan breaks away from the hug and blushes. "Oh. Sorry, did I hug you? I am so sorry about that. I just had the instinct to do so. I didn't mean it, I think it was a friendly gesture or something."
Luna chuckles. "How about we go with the, or something?" Loona also snickers and so does Blitzo.
Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, this is gonna be happening. Also, I know we were both planning to hang out here at the demon's house, but the others thought it would be a good idea for all of us to go and hang around the town and have you tag along. Are you alright with it?"
Jordan smiles. "Sure, I don't mind. It'd be nice to hang out with a demon family such as yours and I'd like to get to know the rest of you. Except for you." They all look to Blitzo.
Blitzo is confused. "What? Why not wanna get to know me? I'm a fun guy, well demon." they all remain silent at what he just said.
Then Lucy asks. "Was that a trick question?"
Jordan then looks to their ride. "So, is there a coffin in there? Because if I'm coming with you guys, I don't think it's wise for me to leave my bike here at you're place."
"We can put your bike in the back, we can drop you off at your home when we're all done with our day and no there is no coffin in there" replied Millie.
"Sigh, I wish there was a coffin in there" said Lucy with some hint of disappointment.
"This is a family and business ride sweetie, not a morgue vehicle. Sort of" replied Moxxie.
They all hop into the back of the car and Loona loads Jordan's bike in the back and Blitzo gets to the driver's seat with Loona in the passenger's seat. Blitzo then looks at the back. "So, is everyone okay back there? Need any snacks? Seat belts on?"
Moxxie sighs. "Sir, we have our seatbelts and we don't need snacks, we're going to the town to eat."
"Alright, alright. Just trying to be nice and boy is Jordan in for a helluva day with us" replied Blitzo. "Let's punch it!" He then drives out of the driveway and they make their way down the road and out of Franklin Avenue.
But not too far from them, trying to keep up is a red family van and inside of it are Howard and Harold McBride. They continue to follow the demons as they drive off.
"Ugh. Look at the, having those innocent children in their car just to go on a joy ride around our town. We have to let everyone see just how horrible those demons are" replied Howard.
"I hear you Howie and I do not like this one bit" replied Harold. "We have the cameras and we know what to do. We just follow them around and record everything they're doing to show everyone that these demons have to go and that those kids do not belong to them."
"First they make this restraining order for us to stay away from Lincoln and Luna, and now they made one to make sure we keep clear of Lucy? What on earth are those demons planning with them?" asked Howard.
"I don't know Howard. But the only way to find out, is to continue spying on them and making sure we keep our distance, or we will be in trouble" replied Harold. "I did have the plan to run for mayor, but elections aren't until next year, in the summer."
"Not even a good lawyer can help us" said Howard. "How come all the top lawyers we talk top ate turning us down?"
"I don't know, but maybe the demons had something to do with this, like that owl demon from the court who looks fancy" replied Harold. They continue to follow them and then they see them stop at a red light.
They wait for them to do something, but they don't speed up or even drive through the red light. The demons of I.M.P are just waiting there. "How come they're not doing anything bad? I thought demons do bad things?" said Howard.
(With I.M.P.)
Lincoln looks to all of them. "Okay guys, so while we're all enjoying our time together around town. No one is to swear or do anything stupid or ridiculous that could be rude and also an act of crime. Got it?"
"We know what to do Lincoln" replied Millie. "We'll keep ourselves under control and make sure we don't do anything wrong while we're all having fun together, and also keep a close eye out for trouble."
"Because the one thing we don't want, are two grown men who wanna take you kids away from us, a bunch of Goth's who want us sacrificed for some stupid reason and any returning enemy kids who wanna cause trouble" replied Moxxie.
"And we'll also keep an eye on Blitzo too" replied Loona as she scrolls through her phone and checks on Octavia's messages.
Blitzo looks to his adopted hellhound daughter. "What are you talking about? What am I gonna do?"
"Exactly" replied Luna. They all laugh a bit and Jordan chuckles as well.
'This should be one interesting day for me.' They then proceed to drive was the light turns greed and they even slow down and stop as an ambulance drives by.
"Wonder what that's about? Someone die or someone giving birth?" said Blitzo. Yeah, they had to keep an eye on him as they go around town. But two men keep a close eye on them as they follow them through the town.
(Somewhere downtown of Royal Woods.)
They park the Imp looking vehicle and see the parking meter. Loona then has some coins and she puts in ten of them. Jordan sees the color of the coins. "Are those gold coins?"
"Yeah, we got them after we helped kill someone who was a jerk of a college teacher to his students and we got gold coins as a reward, we got way too much of it" replied Loona. They then turn around and look to the music store.
"Well, time to see what this place has got in store. Also, why are we going here first?" asked Luna.
"The whole thing was you're brother's idea" replied Millie.
"I thought it would be a good idea for us to come here first and check out what new musical stuff is in store" replied Lincoln. "I also wanna see what they have new, to see if the band SMOOCH has anything new in store for me."
Luna looks towards Lincoln and smiles "Aww, thanks bro. you really didn't have to do this."
"I know, but I wanted and needed to. I wanna start the one day we have here at the one place that makes both of us feel equal and that's music" replied Lincoln. Luna is touched by this and she hugs Lincoln. Lincoln smiles and he hugs her back.
The touching moment makes Loona take a picture of this and so does Blitzo. They then break from the hug and they all go into the store. Then Blitzo asks. "What the hell is SMOOCH?"
While they enjoy going through the music store, Howard and Harold park not too far from them and they go over to the music store and look through the window, they stay hidden and they have they're cameras ready. "Time to show everyone how wrong it is for demons to be in our town" said Harold.
They take pictures for when they do some trouble in there, but in truth they're not causing any trouble.
Sure Blitzo is testing out the drums and is not that bad, but that seems normal, and he also scares Moxxie as he goes through some songs about horror and fear.
Millie and Lucy kind chuckle from that as they also go through some soundtracks that might be interesting. Lucy does get an interest with a vinyl that is the soundtrack of the show. "Vampires of Melancholia."
Luna goes through some axes and so does Loona, she is impressed by the guitars and is interested in the one that is gray with a black lightning bolt on it. Lincoln on the other hand is going through some acoustic guitars and thanks to Luna, he strums a soothing tune which Jordan hums to.
Luna sees this and she smiles. 'Looks like Music is getting the love together, way to go bro.'
The two McBride's outside continue to secretly watch the demons. "They'll do something wrong, I know it. They might steal some of the instruments at any moment" said Harold.
(15 minutes later.)
The demons along with Jordan walk out of the store with what they purchased. Loona got herself a new guitar, Luna got a new headset in case her headset breaks, Moxxie got a vinyl with some orchestral music he wants to listen to and Millie and Lucy picked out some spooky vinyl's, though I think Millie might use it to make her night with her husband more romantic or something.
Lincoln and Jordan didn't get anything, they just enjoyed some good tunes there and Blitzo, well he got a CD about "The Pussycat Dolls" Why would he buy this? Why?
They then go into their car and drive off, the McBride's see this and are shocked. "They just purchased them without even stealing!" said Howard.
"And they even tipped the man for helping them out too" replied Harold. "We have to show proof they are not to be here in our world!" They both go back into the van and drive off, not knowing a black car is following them as well.
Alright, so they wanna show everyone how evil they are. Let's do a montage.
(Demons in town having some family fun montage.) Wow, that is a mouthful to say, I think.
The demons are now at the local comic book store and going through the comics they have and Blitzo asks the man if they have anything demon related. Luna shows Loona the comics that Lincoln used to like and she's confused by this Ace Savvy guy and his side kick.
Lucy sees a new edition to Princess Pony and Moxxie and Millie are okay with her getting it, in fact Lincoln and Jordan found ten new books from the one she found and this makes her smile. She could use a break from the darkness once more and learn a little bit of magic, with the power of friendship!
What the fuck is this? My Little Pony?
They arrive at the Burpin; Burger and there they get to try out the burgers they have, and it does bring back the memory of Lord Tetherby and thank god he's dead. They order some burgers for lunch and even meet up with Lincoln and Jordan's friends.
Though, Loona is truly delighted by the food, she orders a large double patty burger with extra bacon. Yet, she still has the same sexy physique after eating ten of those belchers. How?!
They make their way to the Supermarket, the very same one where that mean man owns and is now under new management and they do some shopping there for anything they're missing back in hell.
This time, Lincoln makes the choice and he orders some Zombie Bran and in the new Smore flavor, and Blitzo goes overboard and gets tons of ingredients. Why? He wants to try out the recipes from the book of Lynn Sr. He wants to see if he can make the same thing, but to spice it up.
They make their next trip to the Arcade and there they enjoy some fun games and Blitzo nails it as he wins in Skee ball and Moxxie and Millie score the shooting game and Lincoln and Jordan are in sync as they groove to the dancing game.
They order pizza after a nice day of video gaming and even meet up with more of Lincoln and Jordan's friends and they even meet Sam along with Sully and Mazzy.
And after a nice day of gaming and that shit, they make their way to Tall Timber Park. Where they enjoy some nice peace and quiet. All while Howard and Harold McBride have been following them and seeing when they'll cause some trouble.
(End montage.)
Luna is chilling underneath the tree and going through a song she has planned, while Lucy is next to her and going through her book once more.
Lucy then sees the page she was looking for. 'Here it is, the true origin of the Hellhounds. This might have what I need to know on figuring out what is it with Lincoln and women going for him.'
Moxxie and Millie are both feeding a family of ducks, but then Blitzo comes out of the water and scares the ducks away. "Hey guys, I found some fish in here."
Moxxie sighs in annoyance. "Seriously sir." Millie chuckles at this, then a large fish grabs Blitzo and drags him into the water, which they panic and have to get him out of there.
Lincoln and Jordan are by the bench and with them is Loona. "So, anything new you have planned for this week kid?" asked Loona towards Jordan.
"Well, I was gonna ask Lincoln something" replied Jordan as she blushes.
This raises some alarms and Lincoln and Loona look to Jordan. Lincoln sighs. "Jordan, I can tell you wanna ask me out. But, like I said, I am not ready for a relationship yet. I just wanna wait till I get the feeling to…."
"What? No" replied Jordan. "I was gonna ask if you wanna be my partner for the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest."
The sound of glass shattering can be heard inside of Lincoln's head. "Wow. Did not see that one coming." Loona snickers from this, her son thought she was asking her something else.
Jordan giggles. "It's okay. You were just kinda cautious, I get it. So, do you wanna be my partner for the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest this November 11?"
Lincoln smiles. "Sure, I'd love to Jordan Rosato. I mean I was planning to be partnered with Clyde, but then he sent me this text." Lincoln shows them the text from his best friend.
Clyde – Lincoln! I did it! I stood up to the fear of shyness and panic and I asked Chloe to be my partner, and she said yes. She said she was gonna ask Emma to be her partner, but Emma asked Stella to be her partner. I hope you can find a partner too Lincoln, like Jordan.
Loona smirks. "Looks like you're not so tough pal found himself a lady, good for him. A shame his dad's aren't so good to come by to be friends. I don't know what they're deal is."
Lincoln sighs. "I don't know either mom, but if they try something, then it's game over for them and a fresh new life for Clyde." Lincoln then looks to Jordan. "Jordan, if we do the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest, you have to know that I am skilled and I don't want you to feel uncomfortable when I seem like the dominant one."
Jordan crosses her arms and smirks. "You, the dominant one? We'll see, because I know I can keep up. So you can strong and fast, but just know that I got skill and I do not take things lying down as I take down the competition."
Lincoln chuckles hearing this and then he hears his mom whisper to him. "I like her, she has a take charge attitude, kinda like you Linc."
Lincoln chuckles. "Mom please." He then looks to Jordan. "This is gonna be one interesting week for the two of us." They then relax and take in the peaceful sights of the park.
They do see Blitzo coming out of the lake and beating the crap out of the large catfish with the help from Moxxie and Millie. He then tosses the beaten up Catfish back into the lake. "And stay away from me you monstrous bastard!"
Then Jordan asks Lincoln. "So, with all of hell knowing you and Luna, and possibly Lucy existing. What are you gonna do when the news tries to interview you guys?"
Lincoln smirks. "Don't worry Jordan Rosato, I have a plan and it all begins tomorrow." They all look forward to tomorrow, when they go toe-to-toe with Katie Killjoy and 666 NEWS!
Meanwhile in the bushes, Howard and Harold still look at them. "They haven't done anything wrong or caused any trouble" said Harold. "Do you think we misjudged them Howie?"
Howard also sees this, they're just a bunch of demons, with kids and they seem to be enjoying everything in town as normal people would do. They have some similar traits to the louds once before.
"I….. I don't know any more Hare bear. I don't know."
Harold sighs. "Maybe we should call it a day and just go home, we can think about this when we get back." They both get out of the bushes and are about to head to their car.
But then they see Father Roland P. Chisel in front of them. "F-Father Chisel? What are you doing here?" asked Howard.
"Making sure you two don't make a wrong move, and I've been following you two as you're both following the demon family" replied the priest. "Now, we need to talk about what you guys were trying to do, now!"
With the man is Officer Schoffner and Officer Tristen. They were in trouble.
A/N: I have been through the same hated by others because I made the McBride men look like bad guys, but rest assure this chapter is an eye opener for them and they might ask for some forgiveness for their actions to the Silva Hound family and they're associates, or, they might continue with what they're doing and it might land them into some serious trouble.
So, a vote is needed on what is the fate of Howard and Harold McBride. Should they say sorry to the demons for trying to gain custody of Lincoln, Luna and Lucy or will they continue with what they do? PM or Review guys and I'll count the votes.
The next chapter: The crew of I.M.P are gonna go back to their home in hell and then the incoming talk with the demons of 666 NEWS, which means they'll have to deal with the likes of Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench. Things are about to get, deviously spicy! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, I have seen the first ever episode of "Helluva Boss: Murder Family" So, it shall be made, soon.
Date made: 11/1/20.