Time to sing, rock it out and also say Happy Birthday to the Sharp teen who made Luna's life a little more rockin' and a rollin'! Note: Sam is 16 now in this story, same with "Family of Two." Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Somewhere in Miami, Florida.)
The portal from hell opens on a brisk afternoon and there doesn't seem to be anyone at this beach house, a beach house by the cliff. The portal is on the roof of this rich looking place.
Coming out of the portal first is Moxxie and Millie who look around for anything. "Guys, we're clear." The rest come out as well: Lincoln and Luna and they also scan the area for any threats.
"Nothing. I can't sense any dogs in the area or any form of a savage animal or even security. Are there any cameras in the area?" asked Lincoln.
Luna holds onto the railings of the roof and she looks through the window and sees no cameras. "Huh, this place has no security of any kind. Looks like the folks think they're safe here with no one trying to rob em'."
Blitzo then comes out with a pitch fork. "Good. Makes it all the more easy for us to capture this son of a bitch and get him to the client! Who's the guys name again?"
Millie looks to her phone. "The man's name is Henry Shulz Carson, and we're supposed to incapacitate him and then send the bastard to the client. As for the mistress, we either capture her or just kill her, just as long as we can bring back something that is a part of the bitch to the client."
Lincoln puts on his hoodie and his lower part of the wolf mask. "Alright, let's do this shit." He has his claws ready and they begin the assassination.
Lincoln uses his claws to slowly make a large hole for all of them to fit and he grabs the glass circle before it falls and he tosses it up to the others, which Moxxie and Millie catches and they place it down slowly.
Then Blitzo goes uses a grappling hook and he dives off the house and goes through the window and so does Lincoln. Moxxie, Millie and Luna go through next and they're inside the house. "Alright, we're in. Let's move" said Luna.
They go past the living room and they see the items there are stuff that seem too expensive. "So, what the heck does this guy do again?" asked Moxxie.
"Not much info of that one" replied Luna. "But just look at all of the stuff they got, way too expensive and a big waste to leave behind." This makes them stop and have an idea.
"Well, this stuff is from a man and his mistress who are both fucked up sons of bitches. So, why not take the things and give it to those who need it the most?" asked Blitzo. He pulls out a sack.
"Now you're talking!" said Lincoln. "Surely some good folks would appreciate the stuff they got, I mean look at this goddamn piano." They see the grand piano and it looks brand new. "We should definitely take this." Lincoln uses the medallion and makes a portal and they push it through the portal.
But this makes Lucy and Loona, and Octavia come out. "What the fuck are you guys doing and?" Loona looks around. "Whoa. This is one rich house."
"Why are you guys hauling a piano through the portal?" asked Lucy.
"We thought it would be a darn waste to leave all of this wicked and expensive stuff here, so why not just take it with us and give it to all of our friends in town!" said Blitzo.
They look at all the stuff there. "Meh, why not. But we'll handle this one, you lot take care of the bitch and the other bitch" said Octavia as she takes the vase. "Oh, my mum would love this." The vase had symbols of birds on it.
Lincoln, Luna, Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo head upstairs to commence the attack. Lucy opens a drawer and she finds a black gem that is made into a necklace. "This looks nice. I like it."
Upstairs: The group make it through the halls and they sneak around and listen closely. Lincoln then hears something through one door that is slightly opened and he signals the others to follow and they do so.
Lincoln slowly opens the room and they're shocked to see the man who is supposed to be they're target and he's having sex with the lady who is no longer his mistress, but is now his wife. Lincoln and Luna turn red seeing this.
Luna backs away and stays outside, they understand that this is way too awkward for her. Lincoln snaps out of it, he looks to the others and they nod and go in, without making a sound. Lincoln should be uncomfortable seeing this, but he's seen tons of horse shit being in hell and this seems normal.
Blitzo on the other hand takes a picture of this and he keeps it safe. Lincoln then clings to the ceiling and he gets ready to strike, while Moxxie and Millie make sure the windows are sealed and the door is blocked.
Lincoln sighs and his claws switch to needle mode. He then drops off from the ceiling and he lands onto the back of the man with his sleep needles into the man's spine. Therefore the man falls asleep while having sex with this lady and she starts asking him if he's alright.
Lincoln and the others high five each other, then they hear the woman asking whose there and what's going on. She can't move, the guy is on top of her and his dick is still inside.
"So, what do we do with the whore?" asked Millie.
Lincoln then has an idea. He goes over to the woman who is trying to move, but she can't. Lincoln grabs her arm and he injects his needle mode claws into her and she falls asleep as well. "There, now the client can enjoy torturing this asshole and the bitch."
Blitzo grabs the sack and they load both bodies into the bag. "So, how long is the tranq fluids?" asked Moxxie.
"Two hours, tops" replied Lincoln. "Now we don't want anyone to know that these two are missing, I have a plan on what to do with this house." He then pulls out a stick of TNT. "And I know Blitzo has some with him as well."
Blitzo smiles. "Now we're talking!" Moxxie and Millie head out immediately with the sack and Lincoln and Blitzo break the window and they leap out of the house and cling to the cliff side. They see the supports of the beach house and they rig it with all the TNT they have.
"Looks like this thing is rigged to fucking blow to kingdom come! Hope the others got the stuff out" said Lincoln.
"Only one way to find out." Blitzo and Lincoln then scale the cliff, and Blitzo has the wire that is yet to be lit. They make it to the same window they first came into and they see Loona and Octavia bringing in the couch of the house. "Wow. You guys cleaned up fast."
"We had some help from some extra hands" replied Octavia. Angel Dust comes out from the upstairs and he has some bags of stuff.
"I am not passing out on this opportunity." He then goes through the portal.
"What the fuck was he even getting?" asked Lincoln.
"No clue, but right now. Let's blow this fucked up Popsicle stand!" Blitzo lights the fuse and both Lincoln and Blitzo run into the portal and it closes.
The TNT underneath the house goes off, and the whole home begins to collapse and fall into the sea, leaving no trace that they were ever there.
But then a car pulls up with this woman who looks around. "Huh, I swear she said she lived here." The woman then pulls out her phone to talk to someone. "Hello. Yes, this is Katie Crest. Now you said that our lead singer would be here, well she's not here. There is no…." She looks down the cliff. "Never mind, it appears she was in an accident."
(Somewhere in Pentagram City.)
They walk away from the house of their client. "Thank you for your payment ma'am and we hope you enjoy torturing you're new toys. Call us if you need someone else to take down and/or kill" replied Blitzo. "And we will do it for free if the kill is not done in less than 24 hours!"
Millie sighs. "Another successful mission everyone, now we can go back to the office and get ready for tonight's big event!"
Luna then gets a message, and it's from Sam. "Looks like company made it to the office dudes. Sam, Sully, Mazzy, Chunk and Tabby arrived. Time to make some hellish rock n' roll magic happen!"
"Then what are we waiting for, let's go and rally to rock and roll!" said Lincoln. Luna opens a portal with her medallion and all of them head on through, back to the office of I.M.P.
(Blood Crucifix Park.)
The gang from I.M.P. and their human friends all make it to the park, well they make it to the stadium where the whole concert is gonna be and they walk into the backstage and see the place is getting ready.
"Wow! This place is, not that different from the backstage of the concerts we have" replied Sully.
"Dudes. The only thing different here is the food, I mean I can eat the donuts, but everything else seems kinda messed up" replied Mazzy as she eats a donut. "Not bad too."
Chunk also eats some. "You know, I had a few sins I made and some unfinished business too. I never thought I'd be in hell this fast and I never even finished my bucket list either and one of them is to live my rock and roll hall of fame dream."
"Yeah, well good luck with that one" replied Blitzo. "And there's the others now." They all go over to Vaggie, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb, Nifty and Charlie and with Charlie are her bodyguards, Razzle and Dazzle.
"Hey guys! Are you all excited to perform this song?" asked Charlie.
"We sure are, heck I even told Sam about it too" replied Luna.
Sam chuckles nervously. "This is my first time to sing onstage, alongside Lunes and in front of tons of demons in this place you guys call home! I don't know if I should be excited or feel nervous."
"That feeling means you're ready to get it done and finished, girl." They all see who it is. The lady who leads the band and sings as if she means every moment of it, the queen of hell and wife of Lucifer and the lead singer of the band. RESIST: Lilith Magne. "Greeting everyone, you all seem ecstatic today."
Sully, Mazzy, Tabby, Chunk and Sam are shocked to see her, and so is Lucy. "You….. You're Lilith, the….. The husband of…. Of Adam" said Lucy.
"Wait! The Lilith from the story?" asked Chunk in shock.
Lilith smiles. "Yes, yes I am the very same Lilith and I rule the domain of hell, alongside my beloved, Lucifer and I believe you've met my daughter Charlie."
Mazzy faints hearing this. "Well, that happened" replied Moxxie.
"Well, since all of you seem ready and….. Can someone get that girl up? Anyway, i want you ladies to perform the song which will be the intro, we need an adrenaline vibe to get that rabble pumped up for shit loads of rock and roll!" said Lilith.
"We can make this happen ma'am" replied Luna. "Also, I hope you don't mind that my roadie here records all of this. I wanna show it to the folks above, that the concerts in hell are not that different from the ones we have on earth."
Lilith sees Chunk with his camera. "Very well then, I would love to let the citizens of your world see what we can do and to show them that I exist and I do my own thing and not some old fashioned bitch style cult and what not, I do so would love to perform on stage at the finest arenas on earth, but sadly I cannot. Which sucks, big time."
"She's not wrong" replied Lucy. "She is banned from coming to earth, as a word of God himself."
"Whoa. Total Bummer mate" said Tabby. "I did hear the songs you perform from Lincoln and they truly are rockin', even though some of them have some very swearing words."
"Well of course, each of my songs is vile and unruly and have the signature swears makes it all the more…. Alluring" replied Lilith. She then hears the stage manager call her. "Excuse me, I must deal with this asshole." She walks off to talk to the demon.
Cherri Bomb looks to the lyrics again. "Gotta say, Lilith know how to make a song and I get to go fucking first with the first few words too!"
"Aren't you worried that you're turf might get stolen or conquered by Sir Pentious?" asked Moxxie.
Cherri chuckles. "Nope! That old man is busy with bingo right now, I know how he works and what he fucking does and all thanks to Lincoln over here." She ruffles the kid's hair.
Lincoln chuckles from this. "She's not wrong, sometimes I head out to help recon for Cherri and I was able to take note of what that snake asshole does and now she knows it too."
"Sure pays to have Hellhound blood!" said Angel Dust. "Also, no need to worry about the hotel guys, Smiles and Husky are keeping an eye on the place, oh and Michelle too."
"And when we're done here, I have to go and see if everything is cleaned and as it should be. Also, it's nice to see some men here!" Nifty speaks with such excitement as she look to Chunk and Sully. But then Vaggie holds her back.
"Easy there Fast and Delirious, we are not planning to cause any trouble. So behave Nifty!"
"This is gonna be one helluva concert for all of us" said Loona. They then see Lilith signal to them.
"Ladies, it's time!" They all smile and follow her to the stage, while Lincoln and the others stay back and watch from the backstage the whole performance. Chunk begins to record from his point of view.
"By the way, how come none of the demons here are gonna kill us?" asked Sully.
"They know not to mess with humans, or they will awaken the wrath of Lucifer and the Exterminators" replied Lincoln.
"The Exterminators?" asked Mazzy. Then the lights go out and a spotlight is on stage and onto Lilith and she makes the announcement.
"Demons and Sinners, before we begin. Let us remind all of you, just how fucked up our world can truly be!" She then steps away as the song is played by her band and the spotlights are scattering and they see the lady silhouettes on stage.
Cherri Bomb. Welcome to hell.
Charlie, Nifty and Millie: (Giggling.)
Nifty: Hey boy.
Cherri Bomb: Let us introduce ourselves.
Vaggie: Oh, let me tell you a story.
Of your dreams and your desires, boy.
You want a harem of demon girls.
You gotta burn in fire, ooh.
Charlie: Baby, you and me alone, wanna go?
But if you're busy just tell me "no", Oh.
Nifty: Are you really human or not?
If you are, then give us everything that you got.
Vaggie: Hey brew my coffee as I demand.
Or I will break your hand, ooh.
Cherri Bomb: Let's play a game.
Take your turn and we'll go insane.
Smoke and blow, no regrets now.
You can't miss a show.
Charlie: (Giggles.)
Vaggie: Oh, what the hell?
Nifty: What the hell?
Vaggie: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
What the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
Nifty: What's a human doing down in the underworld?
Are you looking for the devil? Then I'm your girl.
If you're looking for an angel. I'll show you the light.
Come here and let me send you to paradise.
Cherri Bomb: I never miss a party, don't need to ask me.
See me going off all hot and nasty.
Blinding like a star. I'm the girl just admit
Take you with one look 'cause you know I'm... Shh.
Charlie: Prove to me.
You can be my.
Most treasured slave.
But don't think.
That you can enslave my race.
I'll show you your place.
(You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes.)
Vaggie: Oh, what the hell?
What the hell?
Nifty: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
What the hell?
Vaggie: Oh, what the hell?
All: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Oh, what the hell?
(Oh) What the hell?
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
Charlie: Hell!
All: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Loona: No, no yet.
You can't escape.
My sin machine.
Be destroyed but it's not 'cause I mean.
Accept your fate.
You will be slayed
The only way
Millie and Luna: Pass the puzzle and we'll test.
To see if we connect.
Octavia and Sam: Oh, beware you'll be wrecked, don't you rest.
All: Reach your goal.
There might be hope.
'Cause you know!
Oh, what the hell?
What the hell?
Charlie: Hell!
All: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
Charlie: Hell!
All: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Party all night not in peace (Oh, yeah!)
Screw the Bell Police.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Party all night not in peace (Oh, yeah!)
Screw the Bell Police.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Vaggie: What the hell?
Every demon and sinner cheers, claps and whistles at this unbelievable amazing and energy pumping intro.
The girls on stage wave and take a bow and then Lilith comes out and smiles. "Now was that rocking or what?!" The crowd cheers. "Yeah! We got some fucked up demon energy going on here! Time for some rock and roll!"
The band begins to play and then two demons hand Luna and Sam some guitars and they join Lilith on stage and perform with her and her demonic band! Sully and Mazzy are also given the chance to go on stage and rock out as well, they're first gig and with the top notch demon rockstar of hell!
The others rock and jam to the whole thing at the backstage. Then Blitzo goes onto the table. "Stage dive!" He then crashes onto Moxxie and Angel Dust. Chunk avoids this and he continues to record the whole concert with his camera.
Luna looks to Sam and smiles. "Happy Birthday babe!"
Sam is shocked and she smiles and kisses her cheek. "This is the best early birthday gift, ever!"
And they continue to rock and roll with the demon rock band RESIST, in the wretched land of sinners and demons, in hell!
To be continued…
A/N: They rocked, they rolled and they blew up someone's home too. Happy early B-Day Sam, her birthday is on the 14th and she will be 16 years old. But what will happen next? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Thank you again Qazse for the target they went after and I will use more of the targets and stuff you sent to me.
The song: What the hell?! Is a fan made song from YouTube, by: Or3o, Lollia and Sleeping Forest.
Date made: 11/4/20.