This is where things turn from bad to worse real fast and what do I mean? Well, I would like to thank "marvelomac1010" for this idea and how bad it would end for the two men who have been trying to get custody of Lincoln, Luna and Lucy. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
Lincoln slowly opens his eyes. "What the?" He feels woozy and he looks around the place where they're at. "What the heck? What happened? Where am I?"
He then looks to his left and he sees Lucy is unconscious and tied to the chair, then he sees to his right is Luna and she's in the same state as Lucy and then Lincoln looks to himself and he too is in the same situation.
Lincoln struggles to break free from this. "You have gotta be kidding me?" He then sees he doesn't have his fingerless gloves and he sees them on the table nearby. "Well that's just great."
Lincoln then hears some chatter. "Whose there?! Whoever the hell you are, you had better let us go or I swear I am gonna gorge both you're eyes out and watch you two cry and beg for mercy as blood shoots out from your goddamn throats!"
Luna then stirs. "Linc….. Lincoln? What the heck?" She then looks around. "What the heck is going on here?" She then sees Lucy. "Luce! Wake up!"
Lucy then slowly wakes up. "Okay, something isn't right here, and I don't mean because I knew someone was gonna take us and bring us someplace. But now I see that it was a right call."
Lincoln looks to the two of them. "Thank god you guys are fine, I don't know where we are, but I know that our kidnappers are here and are both gonna die when I get free from these ropes! Now show your stupid faces so I can always recall killing you both when I get out of here!"
The two figures show themselves and this annoys the three kids. "You gotta be kidding me" said Luna.
"I thought we were taken away by the Three V's. But no, it had to be them" said Lucy.
"Kids, please calm down. We have a good reason to do this and we're also sorry we had to tie you kids up, but we knew you three would go berserk and try to escape" replied Harold. "And now that I think about it, what I said seemed kinda wrong."
"You think?!" yelled Luna. "When I get free from here, I am gonna bash your heads with every fine china in this house, till you two can see the sense in this stupidity you're both doing!"
"Now, now. Calm yourself Luna, we only wanna do this to show you three that we can be better parents than the demons will ever be. You all have to understand what we're doing. This is for your own good and your own safety and health too" replied Howard.
"Yeah, right" said Lucy. "This isn't dangerous and stupid at all. Likewise, we'd rather be dead right now than listen to you two dorks."
"What the hell is wrong with you two?! What the hell are you two even doing?! Does Clyde even know about this?!" yelled Lincoln as he struggles.
"Please, calm down kids. We're just trying to help you" said Harold. "Can't you see that the demons have made you three into something you're not?"
"The hell with what you two have to say!" yelled Lincoln. "I have had it with the two of you and the whole trying to get me to be your kid tricks and now Luna and Lucy are dragged into this madness!"
"Lincoln just give us a chance and we can show to you that we can be better parents, you have seen us be good parents right?" asked Howard.
"Yeah, but that was back when I needed help with that volcano project" said Lincoln. "And then you two lost your shit when the rest of my sisters came and made things worst! Why do you two bring back memories like this! It is not helping at all!"
Luna and Lucy look down with guilt, they recall that one and feel bad it all happened.
"Lincoln language! See what we mean, the demons have made you three into horrible kids. You're losing yourselves to them and we do not wanna have to watch as you three turn into those demons" said Harold.
"You're just kids and we don't wanna watch as you three have to be raised by such monsters" said Howard. "That hellhound is not a good mother, sure she saved you, but bringing you to hell is not a good thing. She should've handed you to the local authorities instead and then to us."
"News flash McDorks! That hellhound that we call mom, she has a heart and like any other living being she has motherly instincts! Not all demons are bad to the bone and down the high way to hell" said Luna.
"We've seen lots of demons and sinners show compassion and a good moral compass. The whole bad persona is their way to trying to be tough and keep themselves alive" said Lucy. "You're both acting like there is no heart and mercy in beings such as demons. They're not all bad."
"Even Lucifer has a heart, he even made an amusement park and we've yet to go there yet" replied Luna.
"Kids, think about this" said Howard. "Everything in hell has changed you both and have made you three into unholy things, like they and we know that deep down, there is a bigger plan that those demons have in store and you're all in the middle of it."
"So? We don't care" said Lincoln. "We've been through worse….. I have been through worse and sure as shit I have fought through worse and you're both making this very hard on yourselves. Now let us go!"
Harold and Howard sigh from this and they both talk it out. They then turn on the lights and Lincoln, Luna and Lucy see that they're in the living room and they can see some Gothic things, instruments and comics and action figures.
They figured out what they planned to do. "Seriously dudes? Trying to bribe us with what we love?" said Luna.
Harold looks back to them. "This is the best we could do to show you kids that being here on earth is better than being in hell and wherever you all live. We can be better than the demons, we can be one big happy family."
"We had a big and happy family, but that boat has left long ago and we have a better happy family and they know how to show they're kindness and support towards us and we do our part to help and support what they do" replied Lucy.
"For the record, I respect the relationship you two have, I mean I respect Luna's love for Sam and how they can make their relationship work. But you two, the only thing I hate is the over the top rules and stupid safety shit that you two keep ranting about to everyone in town and to the school and to the church! No wonder why they're have been complaints about you two and you're stupid words!" Lincoln feels his left hand getting loose.
"Lincoln, we are happy you respect our love for each other. But when we speak our words, we do so to help others understand and see that things in town have to be safe for everyone, from kids to teens and also to Clyde" replied Howard.
"We wanna make Royal Woods feel like a town that can be safe and a good place for folks to be comfortable with" said Harold. "But with those demons arriving and they're so called 'Good nature' people have been trusting them and even the priest too."
"We wanna help you kids, so let us help you" said Howard.
All three of them smile and nod and they look to the McBride's. "No!"
Harold and Howard then go over to talk this through, but then they hear sirens outside and then someone on the loud speaker. "Howard and Harold McBride, this is Detective Danny StoneHeart of the Royal Woods Police. Come out with your hands up and surrender the…"
"You two fuckers had better give me back my kids or I am gonna gut you both and then feed you're remains to the very scum of the fucking earth! Now hand over my kids, oh and the Goth kid too."
"What she said! Now give us back Lucy, Lincoln and Luna now!"
Howard and Harold can see tons of cop cars outside, and the whole neighborhood showed up. Followed by the priest, Father Chisel and the demons of I.M.P and then they see him, they're son Clyde who is crying.
He then takes the mega phone. "Dads. Please, stop this. Let them go, you're doing something wrong and I don't like it. Everyone doesn't like it and now you're both in deep trouble and I don't think there's any way out of what you guys are doing. Let them go, please!"
Howard and Harold are now wide eyed and are both panicking. "Hare bear! What do we do now?" asked Howard. "Clyde's out there and almost the whole town and I swear I can see camera crews as well and the mayor!"
"I don't know Howie, we have to do something. We didn't even do anything wrong, the demons are the ones who are in the wrong here. Not us" said Harold. "What is wrong with everyone? Can't they see that they' being manipulated by them?"
While they're busy talking, they fail to notice their cats, Nepurrtiti and Cleopawtra go behind the three kids and use their claws to cut the ropes. Lincoln, Lucy and Luna notice this and smile. "Good girls."
They then pretend their hands are still tied and wait for them to be fully untied by the cats. At least they can see how far this has gone. But what they don't know, is that the three rings in the hands of Lincoln, Luna and Lucy are now glowing.
Howard and Harold then have an idea. "Okay, so we go and tell them that what we're doing is for the good of the three kids and that those demons are nothing more than liars" said Harold.
"Yes, and then we can at least try and convince to them to let us have a shot at taking care of Lincoln, Luna and Lucy and then we can be able to guarantee we can gain custody of them and the whole demon thing will be over immediately" replied Harold.
"Or you two can fuck off!" They see the three kids are free and with them are they're cats and they hiss angrily at Howard and Harold.
"No! Girls, what have you done! Bad kitties!" said Howard.
"Kids, just calm down and let us help you. Please." They see Harold with what looks like some gas masks that have some kind of sleeping gas in them, which means that's how they were taken down.
They were ambushed and then put to sleep with those gas masks. Lincoln manages to get his gloves back and they trigger his claws. Nepurrtiti hands Luna her swiss army knife and I turns into a sword, Lucy looks around and she grabs a vase that looks like an axe. "This will do, I don't have my daggers with me."
"See! You kids have weapons, kids shouldn't have weapons with them!" said Howard.
"This is wrong on so many levels, just let us help you kids and we can work this out" said Harold. "We can be better parents. Please, give us a chance."
"There is no better life to be with those demons" said Harold. "The best life is to enjoy the one here where you all have been born into the world by good angels and the word of god himself."
"Kids like you don't deserve to go to hell" said Howard.
Lincoln growls at them. "Really now? Well guess what? That suit and living in this world was my hell!"
Then Lincoln, Luna and Lucy see the rings on their fingers begin too glow, and angelic wing symbols appear on the wings and they hear a voice. "Backup is coming, hang tight children."
Harold and Howard are confused. "What the heck was that?"
Lincoln smirks. "You wanna know what the angels feel and what god thinks about this?"
Luna also chuckles. "Ask and you shall receive!"
From outside, everyone sees the clouds clear and a light shines onto the house. Loona, Moxxie and Millie know what this is. Father Chisel does a prayer when he sees this. "It cannot be."
Loona smirks. "Oh but it is. Ladies and Gentlemen of Royal Woods. Behold the messengers of the big man himself. Say hello to the angels!"
Then a dark being comes down on metallic wings and lands into the house, the smoke clears and the McBride men see the angelic being in front of them.
Lincoln, Lucy and Luna are shocked by what they see. This looks like an exterminator, but different.
Gone with the twisted smiling mask and X-out eyes and now they see this sliver helmet and female battle armor and they see no face within the mask and a large spear with gold and silver angelic runes. What seemed so cool about the figure, large metallic wings.
"Greetings again Lincoln, and I see you and your sister and Lucy have been caught in quit the pickle."
Lincoln and Luna know that voice. "Eliza?!"
The angel chuckles. "Yes, yes it is me. I guess Lucifer didn't tell you, when an Exterminator is on earth, our form is different and right now I am not an Exterminator, I am a valiant and ardent defender and representative warrior to the heavens and the father almighty."
Howard and Harold are now shocked and dumbfounded. "N-No, this can't be. God wouldn't….. But, they know angels and god himself?!" said Howard.
Eliza turns around and looks to Howard and Harold. "Yes, I have met these children before and I was sent here to deal with you two. What you're both doing is wrong and is downright a sin, the lord is not pleased and is deeply disappointed by this action you two have done. You do not see that all things, even demons have kind hearts and the hellhound ash proven so by taking in the child and saving his life."
"You both must cease this action and take what must be given to you, or be punished by my blade and sent to the forgotten pits, into the lands of limbo."
Howard and Harold are now scared for their life, an angel has come forth in the name of God and is dubbing them as the evil. They don't know what else to do and they don't seem to have any choice.
With tears in their eyes, they fall to their knees and surrender.
(Outside.)
The door opens and everyone is shocked to see an angelic figure in armor walk out and take the two McBride men to the police. "They have submitted and are ready to be punished."
Everyone remains silent and father chisel faints seeing this. Eliza is confused. "Was it something I said?"
Lincoln, Luna and Lucy come out and they race to their parents and hug them.
"Thank Satan you're alright Lucy! We thought we'd never see you again sugar!" said Millie as she kisses Lucy's forehead.
"We couldn't live with ourselves if something bad had happened to you Lucy!" cried Moxxie as he cries and hugs Lucy as well.
Lucy doesn't speak and just continues to hug her parents and cry that she's back with them.
Lincoln and Luna can only cry and hug their hellhound mom. They were glad they were back with her, back with the demon family they have. "There, there. We're together again, we're safe now my pups."
Harold and Howard look to this and see that they have emotions, they have feelings that they there is no dark plan behind these demon parents.
Eliza then looks to the McBride men. "Now you see. There was never any dark plan, there was no deception. The only thing there is, are kind-hearted demons who want to start a family and show that they care and are not as evil as you two thought they were, perhaps some long awaited punishment will make you two understand what you have done."
Eliza then hands them to the local police, who are all shocked to see this angelic being. Everyone in town is awe struck and some of them do some prayers seeing Eliza. "It appears my work here is done, farewell children. We shall meet, again." She then takes off at great speed back to the sky and the light soon fades.
The folks then look to the McBride's who are being placed into the police cars, they see everyone is enraged and the demons and the three kids look to them with stern and angered looks. Loona seems angrier then all of them.
Then Howard and Harold see the tears from Clyde, as he hugs Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti who are trying to comfort him. Then Mayor Davis walks towards Clyde and tries to comfort him that everything is gonna be alright. Also, Mrs. Johnson and Principal Huggins are trying to wake up Father Chisel.
Howard and Harold then look to each other. "Hare Bear, what do we do now?"
(Hazbin Hotel.)
At the hotel in hell, tons of sinners are doing well in rehabilitation and even Angel Dust is doing his part and helping listen out to the patients, though he too feels bad that these sinners have been through so much mistakes in their lives.
Michelle Lewis does what she can to assist as well. Both cannot interact with Lincoln yet, they still regret for what they did to the boy, but Angel Dust feels worse the most.
Meanwhile, Charlie and Vaggie are both in the office and are both talking to each other about something.
"Charlie, are you sure about this? I mean, this is not gonna be an easy task for both of us to accomplish and chances it won't work" said Vaggie.
"Vaggie, I know this idea and plan seems as crazy and odd balled as the ones I've always had, but I know this can work and I have spoken to my mom and dad and they said that this is my choice and they also wanna see how it will go and ask if you wanna be part of it" said Charlie.
Vaggie thinks about this. "Charlie, we've all seen and heard so much from Loona, Moxxie and Millie about adopting a kid and I get it. We're not truly married, and just in the whole girlfriend thing. But to adopt a kid of our own, and a human is not an easy task, not even for me. You know that I'm terrible with kids."
"I know." Charlie holds her hand. "But through this, we can both learn how to do it. I mean, I know I can handle the adopting the kid thing because I know how to be caring and such, but this could help you understand and also learn how to take care of someone, even if she is a teen."
"You have the authoritarian nature and can know how to show her how to more responsible and not be a bit of a loose cannon and she can be able to rehabilitate herself here, with us, like a family who looks after each other. Just like how Loona is with Lincoln and Lunes and how Moxxie and Millie are with the little Goth girl."
Vaggie thinks this through once again. "Come on Vaggs, give it a shot. I know we can do this."
Vaggie can see the desperation and the same loving compassion from Charlie's eyes and she smiles. "Alright, alright fine. Let's do this, and maybe you're right. Maybe this could help me improve and be able to learn how to take care of a kid, even if she is 16 year's old."
Charlie squeals with glee and she hugs Vaggie. "Thank you so much Vaggie! This is so going to change everything!" She then departs from the hug. "I'm gonna go and call the Royal Woods Mental Hospital now!"
Vaggie watches as Charlie goes to her hellphone and calls the place. How the hell did she get the number of that location?
Vaggie sighs and she looks to the picture she and Charlie were given and the papers of this girl they're planning to adopt.
'Well, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy are so gonna be in for one helluva shocker when they see her come back.'
While this is happening, they have no clue that the Radio demon was overhearing this. "Well, well. This should be very interesting, and very entertaining." He then walks down the halls back to his quarters and awaits for what is to come.
To be continued…..
A/N: Thanks to "marveloman1010" for the idea of putting an end to Howard and Harold McBride and they're acts of trying to get to Lincoln, Luna and Lucy and coming soon, possibly around Thanksgiving will be the big reveal from Charlie Magne and Vaggie Mothra. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
The idea of Eliza looking like this is a combination of the angels in the film "Legion" and the video game "Diablo".
Just to be clear, I do not hate same sex relationships. I'm cool with it and I support hat notion, but the very reason why I hate Howard and Harold McBride is because of their helicoptering of Clyde and rules that seem a bit too far and too much for safety stuff.
Anyone here recall the episodes "Snow way down" and "Change of Heart"? Also, in the episode "Stall Monitor" when they started judging Mrs. Johnson and her classroom conditions.
Date made: 11/11/20.